All Things Religion Thread

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Balance started the topic in Sunday, 29 Mar 2020 at 2:13pm

Here you go optimist

Not sure my motivation...my instinctive need to stick up for the underdog...my secret desire to be one day honoured rightfully with the role of Forum moderator (expecting a call any day)...

But anyway I couldn't help but read your troubles on another thread...unfortunately I found myself siding with everyone's posts...other than your own...except for the part where you were told you can't post here!

So I put my low IQ mind to coming up with a solution that suits all...and here it is...a safe place if you like

You can post anything you like about your beliefs...and no one has to read it unless they want! Easy peasy...

maybe you could even get Jesus, fat Buddha, Mohammed, and friends to converse in adult conversation here

Solving the world problems, one at a time...call it taking a shovel as a way of moving that mountain

All the best...brother

PS...I actually was born again once, but I grew up, and grew a brain of my own...and realised it was all a load of shit!

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Jelly Flater Tuesday, 26 Nov 2024 at 10:55pm

…& da voice of thine flying spaghetti monsterrr spoke forth
- unto those who braced for life vs death in the arena of holy parmesan
… for time of the colander was at hand, and unto pasta straineth doth thou
- as homage and praise be upon thy noodle appendage and holy sauce

…& to those who joineth in sizzling olive oil and garlic aromatic praise
- look within to fight the battle of al dente, and rise to be one with yum

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seeds Thursday, 28 Nov 2024 at 12:40am

Don’t forget that godly brain you were born with

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basesix Thursday, 28 Nov 2024 at 10:15am

hahahah, now the lid is well blown off this pop-stand, and the shingle-heap on the floor is covered in detritus, the formwork showing and the render crumbling.. (pigeon shit covering every horizontal and many verticals), I have a question for you beasts, who dwell in the bushes around the church, as ejected villagers once dwelt in slums hard by the castle wall, its thermal mass giving the illusion of security, and its gormenghast scraps providing fodder..

what other threads are 'on the back pages'.. hope I'm not missing interesting stuff.

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wax24 Thursday, 28 Nov 2024 at 12:54pm

I dunno about that, Basey, but you invoked the witch character in Pillars Of The Earth for me just now.
Spires to the sky…. some kinda weird intersection of insecurity and hubris.

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wax24 Thursday, 28 Nov 2024 at 12:55pm

I forget the name of the character. I could look it up, but it’s funnier if someone else knows…..

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seeds Thursday, 28 Nov 2024 at 12:58pm

As per my previous posts it’s certainly a bit suspicious how Jesus only started becoming divine, sighted in apparitions, was resurrected and became part of a trinity after a few gospels.
By the way I saw a puppy.

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wax24 Thursday, 28 Nov 2024 at 1:07pm

(It was a really cute puppy and I’m glad I chose that path)
(I’m sticking out my tongue at, well, SOMEONE, as I type this.)

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basesix Thursday, 28 Nov 2024 at 2:15pm

danger there @wax, is your tongue can continually stick out at everything (from experience.. matter of fact it's hanging out now), thank Puppy we have a sense of humour! : )

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wax24 Thursday, 28 Nov 2024 at 2:39pm

I figure my tongue has been stickin and hangin outta my mouth at least since puberty and probs before that.
The trick is when to feign faux abject indignation, and when to just own it and faux sneer.
I’m not good at either.

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basesix Thursday, 28 Nov 2024 at 2:51pm

haha. loved your past descriptions of roaming about swellnetville.. come across any 'backpage threads'?

I have had a working from home week, and am starting to feel a bit toey

(I so should have beached this morning, but my son had a sleep in, he had a free this morning, by the time I dropped him to school, wind swung, tide wrong..)

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basesix Thursday, 28 Nov 2024 at 3:11pm

here's a phrase I just coined:
"optimists don't need hope and faith, these are for the pessimists"

interesting russin/ukraine thread, ayan rand reference in the below clip, and an example of the pessimist and the optimist (which trendily has become weirdly reversed as the realist and the deluded):

'we'll be swept away by what's coming'
'we'll be transformed in a way we can't begin to guess at'

respectively.


anyhoo.. lit the fire today! makes for nice smells : )

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wax24 Thursday, 28 Nov 2024 at 3:39pm

Sorry, my friend. I haven’t had time to roam about SNVille.
It is 2017 (hosp time) Weds eve here, now. I am preppin for a Community Thang tmro.
It’s Thanksgiving here. I got roped into the stuffing for a feed-a-thon. It’s a feverish undertaking. (Stuffing is a highly personal way of using croutons, apples, spices, carrots (yes!) sausage? (Let’s not run amok)) and other ingredients to stuff the various cavities of a turkey about to be cooked.
Tmro, it’s Feed My Peeps (food bank thingy) from 0800-1400 then the requisite family dinner from 1500-1900ish?
Then a coupla hours with the gf (who’ll have been with me all day, but with not enough chances to check in.)
Then at work at 2200.
She was right… I should notta paddled on Tues morn.. too much… but, PUPPYDammit! There’s ALWAYS some good reason to stay dry. But that’s wrong.
So…. Anyways, I’ll roam SwellNetVille in the next few, outta necessity, and report back.

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basesix Thursday, 28 Nov 2024 at 3:49pm

awesome @wax. keep us posted as to any sandwich wins!

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Jelly Flater Friday, 29 Nov 2024 at 12:00pm

;)

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