All Things Religion Thread

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Balance started the topic in Sunday, 29 Mar 2020 at 2:13pm

Here you go optimist

Not sure my motivation...my instinctive need to stick up for the underdog...my secret desire to be one day honoured rightfully with the role of Forum moderator (expecting a call any day)...

But anyway I couldn't help but read your troubles on another thread...unfortunately I found myself siding with everyone's posts...other than your own...except for the part where you were told you can't post here!

So I put my low IQ mind to coming up with a solution that suits all...and here it is...a safe place if you like

You can post anything you like about your beliefs...and no one has to read it unless they want! Easy peasy...

maybe you could even get Jesus, fat Buddha, Mohammed, and friends to converse in adult conversation here

Solving the world problems, one at a time...call it taking a shovel as a way of moving that mountain

All the best...brother

PS...I actually was born again once, but I grew up, and grew a brain of my own...and realised it was all a load of shit!

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tearymasseuse Monday, 10 Mar 2025 at 3:22pm

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tearymasseuse Monday, 10 Mar 2025 at 3:25pm
Optimist wrote:

Always thought Jelly may have been an angry woman.
Indo….seeing as your interested, “ the house of David “ is on prime video at the moment and it’s actually pretty good…
A bit of Israeli history for you.

^ A specific form of religious fraud is pious fraud (Latin: pia fraus), whereby one employs lies and/or deception in order to convince others of the truth of one's own religion or specific religious claims.

https://www.amazon.com.au/Christian-Jihad-Muslims-Crusades-Killing-ebook...

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Optimist Monday, 10 Mar 2025 at 4:27pm

Yep angry and a woman….you should hook up with a nice fella.
Be good for you teary dear.
Maybe even go to a nice cruisey church and meet some of the people you always bag…..might turn things around for you…..maybe they are a lot nicer than you think.

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tearymasseuse Monday, 10 Mar 2025 at 7:02pm

Are they piously fraudulent enough to formulate imaginary armageddon fantasy tales about end of days planetary heavens AND also nice enough to attempt to degrade women whilst also having the imagined christian quality of calling for war and violent retribution ?

Sign me up mother mary !

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Optimist Tuesday, 11 Mar 2025 at 7:18am

Oh Jelly….you are an odd one.

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tearymasseuse Tuesday, 11 Mar 2025 at 7:49am

Haha. Top o tha mornin ;);)
Sure you’re not just back morphing from lizard to dull old hypocrite ?

(Let’s try forget the racism and religious bigotry and just hit story mode)

Nothing odd at all from the flopti chronicles ;)

“ There are actually 3 heavens in translation, the sky above is the first, space is the second and planet Heaven the third. ( paul talked about the third heaven) You get to planet heaven after your spirit leaves your body. When you die your spirit descends into the heart of the earth and waits. Then if approved by God you are lifted up and go through the tunnel which is probably like a wormhole in Sci Fi. If unapproved you will wait for judgement but there is no time there so you wouldn't know if you've been there a year or a hundred years. At the end of the tunnel you will be greeted by The Christ Himself in His glorified form and put on planet Heaven, a very beautiful and physical place and in your brand new physical body. Earth will also be renewed after the great tribulation so for a time there will still be two seperate habitations and eventually just one.”

^ hahahaha carry on (wif your bwand new physical bwoddy yaaay)

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tearymasseuse Tuesday, 11 Mar 2025 at 7:50am

Pwaise all z lawds cweatures.

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Optimist Tuesday, 11 Mar 2025 at 3:45pm

Billions of people believe in a loving God , His son and a heaven…..I am one of them….
He is a constant in the universe.
You however are not consistent ….a shape shifter….like your master…..and destined for the same destination.

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tearymasseuse Tuesday, 11 Mar 2025 at 5:20pm

Well, sure, you can believe that ;)

& the making shit up and assuming imagined fantasies bit ….

Yet u are the one requiring a ‘master’ - to try quell your inconsistent emotional states and paranoid tendencies.

But nothing at all odd about pretending a dead bloke will arise and return to save you and the world.

Carry on #letsgozombies

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Optimist Tuesday, 11 Mar 2025 at 5:47pm

So why does my so called delusion bother you so much…….
…..am I the smell of death to you?

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tearymasseuse Tuesday, 11 Mar 2025 at 7:15pm

No bother at all.
But the stench from your your self deceit and hypocrisy keeps growing.

Try to attempt the love thine enemy instead ay zombie boy ;)

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Optimist Saturday, 15 Mar 2025 at 6:56am

There’s a lot going on in the world at the moment that dosent seem to make any sense.
There is a shift happening in the world’s powers and the unseen world.
Lessons that should have been learned apparently not.
This civilisation is rapidly coming to its climax and inevitable end.
But will it be war that closes the chapter …..or our willingness to give up our freedoms…….to another new world order.
The rise of a united Europe and its vain perception of what wisdom and justice is won’t end well…..The UN now corrupt and influenced.
Remember though that these things must come to pass first before Gods final intervention and judgment when He will finally set things right and presents His own new era……
In the end He always wins…..and His ways are the best ways.
So take comfort and look up…..Talk to Jesus like talking to a friend….
….He cares for you.

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tearymasseuse Saturday, 15 Mar 2025 at 9:36am

He Hi Ho Hum.
Kewl story.

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Optimist Sunday, 16 Mar 2025 at 6:08am

Take it to the cross…..
When the world wearies you and your feeling tarnished….
When you feel the stain of sin on you and are sorry…..
When those you love around you burden you with their troubles….
…..take it to the cross.
In the spirit, when you kneel before the cross of the crucified Christ something powerful happens…..close your eyes….somewhere quiet….see it.
His blood touching the earth…..touching you….cleansing you in your tears.
The innocent blood of Jesus Christ the sacrificial lamb of God washes away all sins.
One life for the many……I am forgiven, healed , set free by the blood of Jesus.
The grime of sin washed off me…..I am clean…..new…..born again.
And…..we will see him again …..sooner or later…..and we will be as one family.

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tearymasseuse Monday, 17 Mar 2025 at 8:54am

“ There’s a lot going on in the world at the moment that dosent seem to make any sense.” (including your imagined wild armaggedon theories)

“ His blood touching the earth…..touching you….cleansing you in your tears.”
(^nothing at all odd about that - just have a cry and grab ya sword yay)

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tearymasseuse Monday, 17 Mar 2025 at 9:00am

Take it to the cross saint paulll, go u good thing ;)

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Optimist Monday, 17 Mar 2025 at 9:04am

Jelly, you watch a lot of strangely produced movies for a person who hates God.
I’ve seen worse people than you get saved by Gods grace, but never anyone deliberately provoking God as you do….
All the best with that.

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tearymasseuse Monday, 17 Mar 2025 at 10:12am

Haha ;)

Who ever said anything about hating god ?
Or deliberately provoking god ?

I simply challenge your misinterpretations.

Show us where exactly jesus guided you towards being dishonest, arrogant and unyielding… even explain how the insane flopti ramblings have enabled you to consistently justify your displays of anger and resentment with calls for revenge and retribution - the very antithesis of peaceful discourse ;)

Consider the facts…

You can’t make sense of the ‘world’ ;)
That’s simply your inability to adapt to your invented ‘world’ view.
Your mental incapacity isn’t corrected by stories or fantasies.

- Nor is it validated in any way by your musings about being set free by the blood of jesus etc etc (that’s just an effort in feeling warm and fuzzy).

So for someone like your poor self throwing out false accusations of hate whilst residing in the realm of superficial assumptions and judgements - it could be time to love thine enemy or atleast practice and preach love and forgiveness… even attempt to discover empathy and compassion towards others.

A certain fella who lived a while back espoused such values and qualities.

& these are only evident through behaviour - not simply belief ;)

At the moment you are just a specialist in hypocrisy and sacramental fluff.

You can regurgitate, invent and hypothesise all you like. Truth is you have no substance. There is no backbone to any of your patronising and self deceptive fantasy talk.

It’s all talk.

All the best with that. (and your passive aggressive version of treating others as you would like to be treated)

#thezombielovesallhischildren

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tearymasseuse Monday, 17 Mar 2025 at 10:21am

- hahahaha

“I do know that it is a physical place with buildings plants trees water etc etc. and a city with 12 gates. A physical city etc belongs somewhere physical and with all the universe out there and all those planets I'm making the assumption its one of them and somewhere in the far reaches of the North. I also know that another race already resides there (who we call the angels). and they can interact with us but not us knowingly with them. I have at least once but that's another story.“

#theresalwaysanotherstory ;)

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Optimist Monday, 17 Mar 2025 at 10:44am

John 8 : 44

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tearymasseuse Monday, 17 Mar 2025 at 11:24am

Hahahaha ;)
Cmon flopti now, lighten up zombie boy!

U can break free of your denial and depressive diet of delusion ;);)

- “ I do know that it is a physical place with buildings plants trees water etc etc. “

^ u can stop the lies (& the vindictive anger rituals)

I believe in u ;);)
#planetheavenassumptionsyetyoudoknowitisaphysicalplace

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tearymasseuse Monday, 17 Mar 2025 at 11:29am

But wait… wait… wait… u muthafukka ;)

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seeds Monday, 17 Mar 2025 at 1:44pm

“I think religions greatest trick wasn't convincing someone there was a god who was all powerful. I think it was convincing someone else that you couldn't ridicule the idea" - Ricky Gervais

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Optimist Sunday, 23 Mar 2025 at 5:13am

Philippians 4:7 ….the peace of God passes all understanding..
It’s easy to get all wrapped up in the politics and goings on in this world.
People choosing sides and getting aggro when someone doesn’t agree with that point of view…
We are like a bunch of naughty kids in a sand box…..and is all that stress really necessary.
When Jesus walked among us, the people knew He had the power to change anything.
He had the power to oust the Romans etc but didn’t…….He was trying to show people to forget about the globalised situation and concentrate on God.
For it is in God that the promise of global restoration and the restoration of humanity was coming and now is through the transformation of the human soul.
By all means vote for your leaders and do your best for a fair and just society.
But, in the end of it all , God will have His way…
Evil will be eventually banished to the pit…
Satans perversion of man finished.
Gods natural law will prevail
The earth will heal and a new earthly society will come as it is in heaven.
Learn to relax in Gods presence…..do your best….be helpful….and let Him sort it out……..
And….the peace of God will surpass all human understanding

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tearymasseuse Sunday, 23 Mar 2025 at 9:05pm

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alsalam ealaykum

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Richard Cheese Tuesday, 25 Mar 2025 at 5:50am

Proverbs 9:8
Do not correct a scoffer..

Matthew 13:15
For this people’s heart has become calloused; they hardly hear with their ears, and they have closed their eyes.

2 Timorthy 3:9
But understand this: In the last days terrible times will come. For men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boastful, arrogant, abusive, disobedient to their parents, ungrateful, unholy, unloving, unforgiving, slanderous, without self-control, brutal, without love of good, traitorous, reckless, conceited, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, having a form of godliness but denying its power. Turn away from such as these!

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Optimist Tuesday, 25 Mar 2025 at 7:29am

Your right Richard…I’ll take proverbs 9:8 onboard…cheers.

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tearymasseuse Tuesday, 25 Mar 2025 at 7:39am

& you’re nevertuold for z dick cheese flopti
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamen ;)

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basesix Tuesday, 25 Mar 2025 at 9:16am

I quite like this, but its a wobbly version of 2 Timorthy 3:3 - 3:5,
NOT 3:9, sir Richard the Denier. 3:9 says arrogant folly is self-evident and self-defeating. would that were so...

"But understand this: In the last days terrible times will come. For men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boastful, arrogant, abusive, disobedient to their parents, ungrateful, unholy, unloving, unforgiving, slanderous, without self-control, brutal, without love of good, traitorous, reckless, conceited, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, having a form of godliness but denying its power. Turn away from such as these!"

^ There's two things happening here. The first is a quite sensible call out of the possibility of impending rampant capitalism without ethics or empathy. The second is one of those feeble ideas in the bible, which is basically saying 'if people don't believe what you believe, don't ever re-evaluate, double down, and hard!'.

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Optimist Thursday, 27 Mar 2025 at 8:14am

After meeting in person two guys that have actually travelled through the passage between heaven and earth and actually met with the risen and glorified Christ, I've been fascinated with these passages though space and time.
As it turns out, Albert Einstein and Nathan Rosen came up with the theory in 1935 that a portal could be traversable.
In recent years, scientists have created a traversable wormhole in the lab and the trick was being to open it using negative energy.
It occurred to me that people when they die and their spirit leaves their body, is our existence then negative energy ? or anti matter ?...which is much of either...
....matter and anti matter being just as real and solid in each existence.
Could this be the trigger that opens the portal and delivers you spirit to Gods intended destination?
We know God has designed everything through our observation of DNA...our personal computer codes.
I think I've posted this before but ill do it again...for those interested.
https://www.quantamagazine.org/physicists-create-a-wormhole-using-a-quan....

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tearymasseuse Thursday, 27 Mar 2025 at 8:55am

Of course. It occurred. Floptimistic negative energy. (WTF word salad)

#letsgozombies

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Optimist Sunday, 30 Mar 2025 at 6:22am

When I see the rise of the anti Christ spirit even in Australian political parties, it seems the fullness of Matthew chapter 24 is becoming evident..
What starts out as vocal persecution ends up in violence over time.
People getting almost rabid in their hatred of people , politics and opposing views..
…and as the world starts to drift off its axis altogether we see the rise of intolerance everywhere…..once good debates now angry mobs.
The global false saviours are coming , but will people see them for what they are or be so desperate they will follow and exchange the truth for a lie…..this exchange is obvious already everywhere…
Looking deeper into things for your own education and respecting the views of others is what freedom is about…
You choose your own path and should respect that of others as God Himself is the only righteous judge…
I choose JESUS CHRIST…….to me , He is the way the truth and the life….and in my own feeble way I wish to follow Him within my own limited ability …but by His loving grace.
MATTHEW 24.