All Things Religion Thread

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Balance started the topic in Sunday, 29 Mar 2020 at 2:13pm

Here you go optimist

Not sure my motivation...my instinctive need to stick up for the underdog...my secret desire to be one day honoured rightfully with the role of Forum moderator (expecting a call any day)...

But anyway I couldn't help but read your troubles on another thread...unfortunately I found myself siding with everyone's posts...other than your own...except for the part where you were told you can't post here!

So I put my low IQ mind to coming up with a solution that suits all...and here it is...a safe place if you like

You can post anything you like about your beliefs...and no one has to read it unless they want! Easy peasy...

maybe you could even get Jesus, fat Buddha, Mohammed, and friends to converse in adult conversation here

Solving the world problems, one at a time...call it taking a shovel as a way of moving that mountain

All the best...brother

PS...I actually was born again once, but I grew up, and grew a brain of my own...and realised it was all a load of shit!

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tearymasseuse Monday, 10 Mar 2025 at 3:22pm

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tearymasseuse Monday, 10 Mar 2025 at 3:25pm
Optimist wrote:

Always thought Jelly may have been an angry woman.
Indo….seeing as your interested, “ the house of David “ is on prime video at the moment and it’s actually pretty good…
A bit of Israeli history for you.

^ A specific form of religious fraud is pious fraud (Latin: pia fraus), whereby one employs lies and/or deception in order to convince others of the truth of one's own religion or specific religious claims.

https://www.amazon.com.au/Christian-Jihad-Muslims-Crusades-Killing-ebook...

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Optimist Monday, 10 Mar 2025 at 4:27pm

Yep angry and a woman….you should hook up with a nice fella.
Be good for you teary dear.
Maybe even go to a nice cruisey church and meet some of the people you always bag…..might turn things around for you…..maybe they are a lot nicer than you think.

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tearymasseuse Monday, 10 Mar 2025 at 7:02pm

Are they piously fraudulent enough to formulate imaginary armageddon fantasy tales about end of days planetary heavens AND also nice enough to attempt to degrade women whilst also having the imagined christian quality of calling for war and violent retribution ?

Sign me up mother mary !

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tearymasseuse Monday, 10 Mar 2025 at 7:03pm

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Optimist Tuesday, 11 Mar 2025 at 7:18am

Oh Jelly….you are an odd one.

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tearymasseuse Tuesday, 11 Mar 2025 at 7:49am

Haha. Top o tha mornin ;);)
Sure you’re not just back morphing from lizard to dull old hypocrite ?

(Let’s try forget the racism and religious bigotry and just hit story mode)

Nothing odd at all from the flopti chronicles ;)

“ There are actually 3 heavens in translation, the sky above is the first, space is the second and planet Heaven the third. ( paul talked about the third heaven) You get to planet heaven after your spirit leaves your body. When you die your spirit descends into the heart of the earth and waits. Then if approved by God you are lifted up and go through the tunnel which is probably like a wormhole in Sci Fi. If unapproved you will wait for judgement but there is no time there so you wouldn't know if you've been there a year or a hundred years. At the end of the tunnel you will be greeted by The Christ Himself in His glorified form and put on planet Heaven, a very beautiful and physical place and in your brand new physical body. Earth will also be renewed after the great tribulation so for a time there will still be two seperate habitations and eventually just one.”

^ hahahaha carry on (wif your bwand new physical bwoddy yaaay)

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tearymasseuse Tuesday, 11 Mar 2025 at 7:50am

Pwaise all z lawds cweatures.

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Optimist Tuesday, 11 Mar 2025 at 3:45pm

Billions of people believe in a loving God , His son and a heaven…..I am one of them….
He is a constant in the universe.
You however are not consistent ….a shape shifter….like your master…..and destined for the same destination.

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tearymasseuse Tuesday, 11 Mar 2025 at 5:20pm

Well, sure, you can believe that ;)

& the making shit up and assuming imagined fantasies bit ….

Yet u are the one requiring a ‘master’ - to try quell your inconsistent emotional states and paranoid tendencies.

But nothing at all odd about pretending a dead bloke will arise and return to save you and the world.

Carry on #letsgozombies

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Optimist Tuesday, 11 Mar 2025 at 5:47pm

So why does my so called delusion bother you so much…….
…..am I the smell of death to you?

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tearymasseuse Tuesday, 11 Mar 2025 at 7:15pm

No bother at all.
But the stench from your your self deceit and hypocrisy keeps growing.

Try to attempt the love thine enemy instead ay zombie boy ;)