All Things Religion Thread

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Balance started the topic in Sunday, 29 Mar 2020 at 2:13pm

Here you go optimist

Not sure my motivation...my instinctive need to stick up for the underdog...my secret desire to be one day honoured rightfully with the role of Forum moderator (expecting a call any day)...

But anyway I couldn't help but read your troubles on another thread...unfortunately I found myself siding with everyone's posts...other than your own...except for the part where you were told you can't post here!

So I put my low IQ mind to coming up with a solution that suits all...and here it is...a safe place if you like

You can post anything you like about your beliefs...and no one has to read it unless they want! Easy peasy...

maybe you could even get Jesus, fat Buddha, Mohammed, and friends to converse in adult conversation here

Solving the world problems, one at a time...call it taking a shovel as a way of moving that mountain

All the best...brother

PS...I actually was born again once, but I grew up, and grew a brain of my own...and realised it was all a load of shit!

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Jelly Flater Friday, 27 Sep 2024 at 10:44pm

- double thumbs up hallelujah upstairs praise to african / tron duet

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basesix Friday, 27 Sep 2024 at 11:24pm

one of life's lessons, get really sphincterly invested in the grumble-bass and punch-in-the-guts vintage organ sounds via daft punk's amazing score, never having given them much mind, then have to endure their horrible 'get lucky' follow up on the radio for the next 12 months. no funky guitar at the church.. actually at the indoor church, that's fine. church of the sky, no thankee-sai!

Good DJ pick @Jelly Trev Jones is an old mate of most of us as kiddies:

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basesix Friday, 27 Sep 2024 at 11:39pm

probably religious (jim henson is more worthy than any I can currently think of for positively influencing young humans with an empowering wonder of the unknown): @seeds and I had a chat about what you choose to take with you on journeys. Or overseas travels. Or car journeys.

slug or snail (or something even cooler?). travel light through life. surely. 'they' say God will provide. It's actually pretty accurate. If you are a people person, people will help, we've all been disarmed and humbled by human generosity. But, if you like to be financially autonomous and independent, Aus travellers, generally have that luxury, also.

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seeds Saturday, 28 Sep 2024 at 8:37am

Bit of Buddha

“One is the quest for worldly gain, and quite another is the path to Nibbana. Clearly understanding this, let not the monk, the disciple of the Buddha, be carried away by worldly acclaim, but develop detachment instead.”

“Health is the greatest gift, contentment is the greatest wealth, a trusted friend is the best relative, Nibbana is the greatest bliss.”

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Jelly Flater Saturday, 28 Sep 2024 at 10:30am

;)

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Jelly Flater Saturday, 28 Sep 2024 at 2:35pm

… & something for the tree worshippers ;)

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Jelly Flater Saturday, 28 Sep 2024 at 4:01pm

- All Things Religion

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seeds Saturday, 28 Sep 2024 at 4:05pm

;) as much as I grin at birds and big raccoons
there’s a theme developing here.
Seems we don’t need religion or cults. We just need to be selfless humans.
Appears to me religious morals are actually inherent in us all. Some choose to carrot cake though.
Go the Lions!!!!

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basesix Saturday, 28 Sep 2024 at 5:14pm

^ mathematically amazing result, what're the odds??

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Jelly Flater Saturday, 28 Sep 2024 at 5:26pm

^^ yep well done, I took the odd$
… unlike these farkn carrot cakes, winning the carrot cake cup ;)

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Jelly Flater Saturday, 28 Sep 2024 at 5:27pm

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seeds Saturday, 28 Sep 2024 at 5:41pm

Amen Brothers

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Jelly Flater Saturday, 28 Sep 2024 at 9:57pm

;)

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Jelly Flater Monday, 30 Sep 2024 at 12:12pm

;);)

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seeds Monday, 30 Sep 2024 at 8:45pm

Church of the Open Sky?
Get some flute up ya madal.

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Jelly Flater Tuesday, 1 Oct 2024 at 8:30am

… all things ;)

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Jelly Flater Tuesday, 1 Oct 2024 at 4:13pm

- hmmm ;);)

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Jelly Flater Wednesday, 2 Oct 2024 at 11:38am

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basesix Wednesday, 2 Oct 2024 at 9:01pm

Third time I've posted this, I reckon, but GOD I love how creative and thoughtful we are, and don't want that history to get swept away cos our thinkings got corrupted by politicians and theologians. My fave era of modern western history is 400 - 1100 CE, between rome telling us what to do, and monotheisms and scandinavians telling us what to do. Late Antiquity. The era that divisive fuktards like to call the dark ages. Beautiful, we have the capacity to be (as @truebluebasher might say in an introspective moment, while reflecting on punky times ; )

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basesix Wednesday, 2 Oct 2024 at 11:11pm

^ watch from 17mins, if you want to see how we have created and evolved our saviour, prior is cutesy polemnic/mason-esque/cultish kinda ditherings around wordplay, which is cool too..

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Jelly Flater Thursday, 3 Oct 2024 at 2:40pm

;)

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basesix Saturday, 5 Oct 2024 at 1:30pm

sorry @goofy, fibbed a bit, (unintentionally), the best sentence segment on SN this week: "..he began eschewing the king's English in favour of teenage txt speak"

in celebration of wordsmith @stu bringing back the 'eschew', (as one might bring back the 'girt'), here's a jolly ditty written by a trump-esque arsehole dickity-fuckity-cunty king, not a man by any measure, who created a whole religion (well, denomination). We sang it in underground cloisters in Norfolk once. A gay old time was had by all. ('eschew' @ 1:13)

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basesix Saturday, 5 Oct 2024 at 1:53pm

we also sang this, which was easily the highlight


kondalilla; stephen leek. carl crossin; adelaide chamber singers.

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Jelly Flater Saturday, 5 Oct 2024 at 3:00pm

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Jelly Flater Wednesday, 9 Oct 2024 at 6:37pm

;)

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basesix Saturday, 12 Oct 2024 at 7:50am

haha, honk if you're horn-y ^
below, Peter Schickele's 'windbreaker' instrument put to good effect..
'tarragon of virtue' from 'the seasonings' at 5:00.. (droll tittery tom-lehrer-esque humour prior):

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basesix Saturday, 12 Oct 2024 at 3:45pm
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- surely wobbly eyes has a google machine in tiktok land ;)
…brisbane waters ain’t brisbane nor is anything egyptian
(kewl story tho)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gosford_Glyphs
https://www.australiangeographic.com.au/blogs/tim-the-yowie-man/2021/03/...

defs post of the week, haha (it helps that as soon as you say 'kewl' we get an instant mental image of a guileless gorm in an orange darth vader helmet)

posted this here, cos any gympie/atlantis/alien/hancock/fingerprints of the gods stuff, is what happens when you take the idols away from the monkeys. amazing, hey? we ain't ready for no-religion. our need to feel like there's something 'going on'..? tin hats, big-gov.. why can't we just take interest in being the cleverest, most interesting, and most destructive thing on an astonishing (asTONISHING!) blue marble in the middle of billions of years of geo-evolution, in the middle of nowhere, in a space we'll never comprehend? is it just too much maybe?

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Jelly Flater Saturday, 12 Oct 2024 at 5:05pm

…not knowing will do just fine ;)

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Jelly Flater Saturday, 12 Oct 2024 at 5:31pm

- blue marble marvel ;);)

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basesix Saturday, 12 Oct 2024 at 6:15pm

it's interesting, I never found a deep connection with pink floyd, (other than REALLY enjoying 'the final cut' on cassette.. and thinking ummagumma was interesting.. and doing covers of their popular tunes as a grom..) and though:

We cower in our shelters with our hands over our ears
Guitar/Drums' awful stuff runs for years and years and years
An earthquake hits them Superbowls
But the stadium Rock Gods cannotsee
When the Factory Dollars dry up
It will Fuck their boring legacy
It's a Miracle

I really enjoyed the stellar-introspection of that clip : )

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basesix Saturday, 12 Oct 2024 at 7:35pm

nice little full circle, given @PLStocks and @VJ in the latest vic surf report comments

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Optimist Sunday, 13 Oct 2024 at 5:46am

FOR MAURICE and Friends…
To answer your thoughts….Matthew Chapter 24.

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Jelly Flater Sunday, 13 Oct 2024 at 8:10am

…lights, camera …inaction ;)
- the return of flopti aaaaand the return of j laaaawd !!

& just in time to answer all your question thoughts yaaaay
…can u feel it ?

;);)

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Jelly Flater Sunday, 13 Oct 2024 at 8:11am

;)

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basesix Sunday, 13 Oct 2024 at 9:09am

1980, asimov talks about user-friendly tech, spotify, apple tv, iphones, spaceX, genetic modification and the current war (though he thought it would have gotten like this 10 years ago, if we hadn't stopped being global fuckheads, and put to bed our ideological differences). For him it's a glib chat, but good on letterman, kinda cerebral for a chat show. Asimov is also a believer in government and industry being kinda socialist/neo-victorian, he's not so much a dystopian politico-cultist by nature. reckon if he saw the trumps and social media revolution, he'd smirk, and say "of course this will pass, it has to.. otherwise mankind will be doomed, haha.."

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Jelly Flater Sunday, 13 Oct 2024 at 9:35am

^ classic interview @b6, a genius time capsule ;)
- reality vs science fiction… and the religion of technology ;);)

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basesix Sunday, 13 Oct 2024 at 9:38am
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^ classic interview @b6, a genius time capsule ;)

plus he looks like Graeme Gardner from the Goodies. Can't go wrong..

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Jelly Flater Sunday, 13 Oct 2024 at 9:59am

… haha yessss, and has a lovely lovely voice ;)
- one could question if he even evolved from funky gibbons

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Jelly Flater Sunday, 13 Oct 2024 at 10:00am

… holy wars ;)

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basesix Sunday, 13 Oct 2024 at 3:39pm

braw! but 'eck ee thump, lad, tha' wee skit has nae up-grawn weel, dy'ken?
an' by gar' thee an' me will git hits for swellnet, frae the google-machine,
if we tak these twae roods and fork 'em together, down't main rood, wi' ae bonny hat:

[ "peaky blinders" and "ecky thump". I say, "peaky blinders" and "ecky thump". "peaky blinders". "ecky thump". ]

job done. butty time. any world-weary travelers, (or auld hats new heids), tak a peep o' surf-cams here, welcome to Aussie:
https://www.swellnet.com/surfcams/greenmount

"tam o'shanter", another auld hat. Good. Different. Foodland.


cutty sark to the fast and furious.. "thee an' me, lad.. marshmallow hointment"

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Jelly Flater Sunday, 13 Oct 2024 at 5:11pm

…and thine spirits waseth served forth unto thee

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Jelly Flater Sunday, 13 Oct 2024 at 8:51pm

;)

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seeds Monday, 14 Oct 2024 at 3:05am

More a philosophy
A good read nonetheless
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tao_of_Pooh

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Jelly Flater Tuesday, 15 Oct 2024 at 10:20am

;)

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Jelly Flater Tuesday, 15 Oct 2024 at 5:15pm

- when the apparently (self appointed) …ummm …’chosen’ ppl (wtf)
…choose to kill.

- the super moon rises, the red october hunter moon resurrects ;)
…to answer your lebanese christian thoughts.

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Jelly Flater Wednesday, 16 Oct 2024 at 9:46pm

When satellites of night emerged,
… a thorny crown and skull clapped find.
A ronery voice of wabbit herd,
- unto was found, and capping blind ;)

The sinkers flew with pleasant feet,
… all standing round at pheasants range.
In keeping stinking lemon greets,
- by tethered ground a meeting waged ;);)

An open handed battle ground,
… belief in waves beyond the gate.
The broken feathered stewing sound,
- by often never showing late ;)

From flowing hounded skerrick feasts,
… a bounding hidden wailing tide.
And founded bringing wonky beak,
- the scurried hide of spoken lies ;);)

Beneath remains from inner shells
… a silent teaching gains no wealth ;)

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Jelly Flater Wednesday, 16 Oct 2024 at 10:51pm

…all things wewidgun
- survival devotion ;)

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seeds Friday, 18 Oct 2024 at 1:29am

Here’s a preacher that’s all that.

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