The Israel Palestine problem solving thread

… and for flopti, some reading for your reeducation ;)

- a book by a jewish scholar documenting the historical facts of how jews were protected by muslims from the brutality of christians and lived side by side peacefully for more than a thousand years.

Sobering reading and an insight into the previous ability of all adherents of the three abrahamic faiths to live together in harmony. Zionist propaganda and fundamentalist christianity has destroyed most of this modern day capability and helped fuel and stoke muslim extremism so they’re all together in a massive pile of self induced shit and blaming one another instead.

Yay! Revelations ;);)

https://www.amazon.sg/Jews-Christians-Abode-Islam-Scholarship/dp/0226471071

AW, you are way off track with the rant about localism. Everyone is welcome. It's about surf etiquette and respect when visiting a very fragile and special place. No filming, no drones and no social media, it's not that hard, what happens in Rio stays in Rio. Imagine if everyone blogged their every surf and bowel movement and made it sound like an empty utopia. If you honestly think that social media hasn't increased crowds then perhaps it is you who needs to get out more. Anyway, this is a thread about a war, and this is way off topic, so just forget about all this crap and have fun, that's all that really matters, I'm sure you are a top bloke to your mates and it sure beats Melbourne hey champ. Cheers.

…the war thread ;)

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…and this bloke
- still shooting, missing and lying ;);)

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Jelly Flater wrote:

Haha ;)
- the toad, cookin on high with the quick replies ;);)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=A3pq9xL3kIs

Hasbara soup :):):) :):):)

Look at me look at me we warm out there thank you all good how are you? :):):) :):):)

Yada yada yada :):):) :):):)

Running out of farting elephants:):):) :):):)

Deereeeerrp :):):) :):):)

Truth bombs only :):):) :):):)

Miyagisensei is not a tool :):):) :):):)

Haha ;)
- you now the chef at the cafe, well done toad dill ;);)

(it’s easy to stay away tho haha)

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Jelly Flater wrote:

Haha ;)
- you now the chef at the cafe, well done toad dill ;);)

(it’s easy to stay away tho haha)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f_07Wz-emko

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GuySmiley wrote:

Yeah I hear you Adam my family’s roots go back in that area before me, still remember many of the old people and their family names before it went pear shaped, still have links down that way but further down the coast but that part of the bellarine ….. ooops Ross at Rasta is still livin it

@Guy
Spotted this one a page back flickin' thru this quagmire. Been offline last little bit, out in the real world TCB and havin' some fun.
Yeah, Rasta Ross still livin' it large. Lotta time for Ross. Top bloke. Shared many a session with him over the years and my go to guy for big dings and offloading unridden shooters. A good man. The guys at Tonic in BH are really good too, always get my wetties off them, always the best prices on the whole coast. They are great marketers too, whenever I have the misfortune of being in Melb. it's amazing the number of times I spot a Tonic sticker on a car.

@the rest of you friends and knuckle heads,
Might dip the toes back in here later. I'll see. Things in ME and globally spinning fast, and some news here. See old Roger the Dodger aka "Knocka" had an aneurysm and has descended down through the gates of Hell so old Lucifer can spit roast him into eternity which was some good news I caught, few other tid bits.
@Indo's pick for free world leader Ronnie DS has pulled the pin, and the Mango Mussolini's syphilitic party days have come back to haunt by the looks which might explain a bit. Could be we end up with the 47th spending his last days fishin' in a pool and mumbling jibberish like Capone.
It's all going so well atm, feels like the beginning of the end, or the end of the beginning of the end or whatever that Churchill quote was.
Back here soon, or maybe not. Have fun boys.

Go toady go!

- u beautiful thing ;);)

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… ignore these ppl
- just kill ;);)

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Shhhhh,...
":Australian doctors reported to regulator over Gaza social media posts: Reports
Dozens of doctors in Australia have been reported to the country’s medical regulator over their social media posts about the war in Gaza, The Sydney Morning Herald has reported.
The Australian Health Practitioner Regulation Agency (APHRA) is “making enquiries” into 39 medical practitioners after receiving 59 complaints about their comments on the war, including the use of the term genocide, according to the Herald.
The Australian Medical Association told the Herald that the situation is causing unnecessary stress for doctors, with the peak body’s president for the state of Victoria, Jill Tomlinson, expressing concern that the complaints process had been “weaponised.”
An AHPRA spokesperson told the newspaper that complaints are often closed before or soon after a practitioner is informed and none of the complaints raised so far had required “formal investigation”."
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/liveblog/2024/1/22/israels-war-on-gaza-li...

andy-mac wrote:

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2024/jan/21/palestinian-lives-...

I'm going to have a listen to this guy's podcasts on the ME. will be interesting to listen to I imagine.

ps..He has more backbone than you andy...doesn't run away from simple questions.

Shhhhh,...
":Australian doctors reported to regulator over Gaza social media posts: Reports
Dozens of doctors in Australia have been reported to the country’s medical regulator over their social media posts about the war in Gaza, The Sydney Morning Herald has reported.
The Australian Health Practitioner Regulation Agency (APHRA) is “making enquiries” into 39 medical practitioners after receiving 59 complaints about their comments on the war, including the use of the term genocide, according to the Herald.
The Australian Medical Association told the Herald that the situation is causing unnecessary stress for doctors, with the peak body’s president for the state of Victoria, Jill Tomlinson, expressing concern that the complaints process had been “weaponised.”
An AHPRA spokesperson told the newspaper that complaints are often closed before or soon after a practitioner is informed and none of the complaints raised so far had required “formal investigation”."
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/liveblog/2024/1/22/israels-war-on-gaza-li...

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SR, did you read that report put out by Hamas (their take on the Oct 7 attack) that is in that article?

Back again, having a bite to eat and proper read thru these last couple of pages.
Sheesh, never mind the war, plenty/enough missiles getting fired (and misfired) around this little thread to level a few enclaves. @ Roady on fire! (Gotta ask, do you ever have to go do any real work? You're a tiger on this thread, all over it, not a criticism, like your commitment, you aren't alone there either, wondered the same about a few others, self included. The "Doin' your Mum" back'n'forth bit @Jelly was pretty funny. Big points for that.)
Anyway, if anyone wants a thread cleanse, was reminded of a pretty good @Pop story the other day. It's on topic too, not too long, so taking requests, if none forthcoming I'll leave it in the vault and let you guys carry on.
Onwards and upwards.

Roadkill wrote:

andy-mac wrote:

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2024/jan/21/palestinian-lives-...

I'm going to have a listen to this guy's podcasts on the ME. will be interesting to listen to I imagine.

ps..He has more backbone than you andy...doesn't run away from simple questions.

Mate I have a life outside of this forum...

andy-mac wrote:

Roadkill wrote:

andy-mac wrote:

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2024/jan/21/palestinian-lives-...

I'm going to have a listen to this guy's podcasts on the ME. will be interesting to listen to I imagine.

ps..He has more backbone than you andy...doesn't run away from simple questions.

Mate I have a life outside of this forum...

Mate, you proved yourself a pissweak contributor. Not even able to engage in a discussion. I gave you too much credit. You couldn’t even answer civil basic questions.
You should stay out and enjoy your life.

You don’t seem to have the ability or desire to engage in healthy conversation.

adam12 wrote:

Back again, having a bite to eat and proper read thru these last couple of pages.
Sheesh, never mind the war, plenty/enough missiles getting fired (and misfired) around this little thread to level a few enclaves. @ Roady on fire! (Gotta ask, do you ever have to go do any real work? You're a tiger on this thread, all over it, not a criticism, like your commitment, you aren't alone there either, wondered the same about a few others, self included. The "Doin' your Mum" back'n'forth bit @Jelly was pretty funny. Big points for that.)
Anyway, if anyone wants a thread cleanse, was reminded of a pretty good @Pop story the other day. It's on topic too, not too long, so taking requests, if none forthcoming I'll leave it in the vault and let you guys carry on.
Onwards and upwards.

Haha. I've been wondering the same @adam12..... maybe this is a paid gig!
@roady the quote wasn't in relation to Hamas' response, otherwise i would have copied and pasted that too.
The point of it was about doctors in Australia having complaints leveled at their comments, in an attempt to silence them.

gday adam12 yeah a cleanse would be good given the current state of bum splatter that passes as "healthy conversation" from the cockwombling troika of the apocalypse. Perhaps I'll start with this

Roadkill wrote:

andy-mac wrote:

Roadkill wrote:

andy-mac wrote:

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2024/jan/21/palestinian-lives-...

I'm going to have a listen to this guy's podcasts on the ME. will be interesting to listen to I imagine.

ps..He has more backbone than you andy...doesn't run away from simple questions.

Mate I have a life outside of this forum...

Mate, you proved yourself a pissweak contributor. Not even able to engage in a discussion. I gave you too much credit. You couldn’t even answer civil basic questions.
You should stay out and enjoy your life.

You don’t seem to have the ability or desire to engage in healthy conversation.

Again, you're projecting mate.
You ask puerile gotcha absolute black and white questions and expect someone to play your game.
Get back to ya Sky news or whatever turns you on.

^^^ boom ;)
- this is spot on

…the dill is a tadpole toad haha
- it’s inevitable he’ll get folded ;);)

How is the guy still alive? pic.twitter.com/Tq6ydSeDfC

— Human Nature (@Human101Nature) December 21, 2023

andy-mac wrote:

Roadkill wrote:

andy-mac wrote:

Roadkill wrote:

andy-mac wrote:

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2024/jan/21/palestinian-lives-...

I'm going to have a listen to this guy's podcasts on the ME. will be interesting to listen to I imagine.

ps..He has more backbone than you andy...doesn't run away from simple questions.

Mate I have a life outside of this forum...

Mate, you proved yourself a pissweak contributor. Not even able to engage in a discussion. I gave you too much credit. You couldn’t even answer civil basic questions.
You should stay out and enjoy your life.

You don’t seem to have the ability or desire to engage in healthy conversation.

Again, you're projecting mate.
You ask puerile gotcha absolute black and white questions and expect someone to play your game.
Get back to ya Sky news or whatever turns you on.

You’ve certainly exposed your standards there, andy.
Finished off with a snide little petulant finish.

Next you will be crying about the standards in this thread and blaming everyone else. Lmao.

adam12 wrote:

Back again, having a bite to eat and proper read thru these last couple of pages.
Sheesh, never mind the war, plenty/enough missiles getting fired (and misfired) around this little thread to level a few enclaves. @ Roady on fire! (Gotta ask, do you ever have to go do any real work? You're a tiger on this thread, all over it, not a criticism, like your commitment, you aren't alone there either, wondered the same about a few others, self included. The "Doin' your Mum" back'n'forth bit @Jelly was pretty funny. Big points for that.)
Anyway, if anyone wants a thread cleanse, was reminded of a pretty good @Pop story the other day. It's on topic too, not too long, so taking requests, if none forthcoming I'll leave it in the vault and let you guys carry on.
Onwards and upwards.

The only way to cleanse this thread is to put an age restriction on it.
Maybe something like 12 year old mentality and under only.
That way they won't understand each others arguments and it'll fizzle out

Jelly Flater wrote:

^^^ boom ;)
- this is spot on

…the dill is a tadpole toad haha
- it’s inevitable he’ll get folded ;);)

https://twitter.com/Human101Nature/status/1737654120352207050?ref_src=tw...

Yippee kaiyay derp derp derp:):):) :):):)

Look at me :):):) :):):) please look at me :):):) :):):)

I’m so clever I post YouTube clips all day zerka zerka zerka :):):) :):):) :):):) derp derp derp :):):)

Fill pickle is my thing :):):) :):):) :):):)

Time for a? Go on jellybrain, have a guess? What time is it? Fa fa far far far….

One of your classics from weeks back, jellybrain :):):) :):):)
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… and toad dill dick decries andy-mac’s contributions as being ‘pissweak’ , describing a lack of answering to the dill’s own puerile questions as lacking a ‘backbone’ and then has the total absence of self awareness (and nutless hypocrisy) to accuse him of not having “the ability or desire to engage in healthy conversation.”

Faaaaark ;)
- the dill IS the gift that keeps on giving.

… at least his ‘healthy’ figure and divine moves excite some
- check out flopti, noinfo and ollie lap it up ;);)

Wonderful standards on display toady…
- no wonder your crowd goes wild ;)

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Divine toady will hang on till the bitter end
- no different to the mentality of a bibi ;)

…on the rocks
- hangin on for dear life ;);)

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What do you call a pickle that got run over? Road dill. https://ponly.com/pickle-puns/. What do you call a silly pickle who thinks it’s a flower?
A daff-o-dill!

The dill is back to his original self. Sooner he gets silenced the better swellnet will be. and please bring back Blowin.

Optiwomble and his lil buddy

upload pics

Good update, includes tunnels with rooms etc where released hostages confirmed they were held.

Jelly Flater wrote:

Divine toady will hang on till the bitter end
- no different to the mentality of a bibi ;)

…on the rocks
- hangin on for dear life ;);)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FFucMyeJxzw

Not a bad tube that one

indo-dreaming wrote:

Good update, includes tunnels with rooms etc where released hostages confirmed they were held.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZdWuKw4pqA

Oh wowee zowee. Man I wonder if he’ll explain how a subterranean system of tunnels under one city is completely different to subterranean tunnels in a different city. Both for the same thing. But both completely different. It’s amazing!!

Tunnels tunnels tunnels Im soooo excited soooo many tunnels. Where do they go? Who do they have inside oooooohhhh golly golly gosh Indo. Thanks maaaaaan. I’m so excited.

Always nice to see progress, a summary if I may
So if you have a problem with the killing of women and children (by the thousands as a result of political direction) you are a Hamas supporter clearly all those kids are Hamas supporters.

If you criticize Netanyahu (absolute dog if you haven't been paying attention) clearly you support the holocaust.

Anything I missed?

Anti semitism I focus. You forgot to jam anti semitic and enemy of the west in there somehow too.

You clearly didn't watch the video Soggy, Tunnels were only one aspect of the video.

First 7:00 minute's was updates about Houthis, Yemen, Iraq etc, last few minutes were other related updates.

Theres plenty of videos of general tunnels but all are not the same, these tunnels contained rooms more like a house, tiled walls and carpet, kitchens, toilets, but doors with prison bars and when shown to released hostages they recognised the rooms, so not just another tunnel.

As mentioned in the video we are starting to see IDF go into tunnels more and fight Hamas in tunnels and tunnels with rooms and guns etc and rooms that have clearly been used very recently.

Its cool if your not interested in updates each to their own, but that's what this thread is about,
I find it interesting im guessing the other 50K people who watched the video today also did, id personally rather talk about news and updates etc rather than get involved in the silly back and forth thing or throwing around pointless insults at strangers.

But yeah each to their own.

@ velocityjohnno

If your out there, from memory you were the one with military knowledge and interest in middle east conflicts .

Came across a good middle east military podcast the other day

Ive been listening on Spotify but its also on Youtube

Latest episode as example

The guys clearly have pretty good knowledge as you can see here in their bios
https://www.fdd.org/team/bill-roggio/
https://www.fdd.org/team/behnam-ben-taleblu/

They also have a print journal thing https://www.longwarjournal.org/

I found these very informative on tunnelling

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Ding ding, corners in, quick break between rounds..........................................................................................................................
OK, so @ Pop and I went to Monash Uni. Very favored by Melb. Jewish Community, and particularly wealthy ones from Toorak and surrounds. Some of those girls were stunners, absolutely styled and groomed to perfection. Would show up looking like catwalk models some of them, hair, make up, outfits, bejeweled. Knockouts. They called them JAPS, for Jewish Australian Princesses and they were. More ways than one, their marriages/relationships were often organised like European Royals, family coalitions, wealth mergers.
So for us gentile boys they were, we thought, untouchable. Great to look at and talk to but no chance goyim cowboy, until you got to know them and realised sure, they are never going to boyfriend you or marry you, but some were bored as with the stock in their little bubble. Went to school with the same guys, socialised, holidayed, had dated them all. Nothing new. Plenty I knew didn't even really like their boyfriends, just trapped a bit by family, expectations, and had secret goyims on the side for a bit of excitement, forbidden fruit kind of thing.
So @Pop had tuned one of these JAPs at one point, absolute stunner. Goes over to her house one night for a sly date, she's staying with her Bubbe (Yiddish for Grandma)
in Caulfield. Pop knocks on the door. Bubbe answers and gets him to wait in the foyer which has got lit candles everywhere because it's Hanukkah or something. While he's waiting there, note Pop was not long previously a Mullumbimby Hillbilly, no idea about Judaism, thought it was a suburb in Melbourne I think he said at the time, so he looks at all these lit candles, thinks 'that will start a fire' and starts blowing them out one by one.
Bubbe comes back in with his date and has a fit. Freaking, starts doing these little dances, relighting them and reciting Hebrew chants etc, and the girl bundles him out before he kills the old girl with his idiocy.
She sneaks him back in late that night, into her bed, and while they are in there , lights out, Bubbe is heard approaching and the girl panics, throws the covers over them both, rolls them both up in ball and tells Pop to stay still, don't even breathe. Bubbe wanders in, lights still out, ends up patting Pop on the head a couple of times and leaves. Pop made his exit out the window a bit later. Reckons if Bubbe had sussed what was happening, after he'd already warped her with the candles, she'd probably have had a stroke on the spot.
Don't know how he'd feel about me telling that one here, quietly DGAF, live dangerously is my motto(not really)
Hope it gets a chuckle or two.
Ding ding, corners out. Back to the war. Next round.

indo-dreaming wrote:

You clearly didn't watch the video Soggy, Tunnels were only one aspect of the video.

First 7:00 minute's was updates about Houthis, Yemen, Iraq etc, last few minutes were other related updates.

Theres plenty of videos of general tunnels but all are not the same, these tunnels contained rooms more like a house, tiled walls and carpet, kitchens, toilets, but doors with prison bars and when shown to released hostages they recognised the rooms, so not just another tunnel.

As mentioned in the video we are starting to see IDF go into tunnels more and fight Hamas in tunnels and tunnels with rooms and guns etc and rooms that have clearly been used very recently.

Its cool if your not interested in updates each to their own, but that's what this thread is about,
I find it interesting im guessing the other 50K people who watched the video today also did, id personally rather talk about news and updates etc rather than get involved in the silly back and forth thing or throwing around pointless insults at strangers.

But yeah each to their own.

I was watching the tunnel thing and wondering who/ why they painted the tunnel walls ? Someone had a job as a tunnel painter , tunnel tiler , tunnel sparky , wild really . Workmanship looked ok too

Recent defence response by Israeli attorney at the International Court:

Also worth a read - article that highlights how the statements used as evidence for Genocide by south africa at the IC are have been done so in error, lost in translation, misquoted etc:

https://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2024/01/israel-south-a...

on the tunnels;
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/01/16/us/politics/israel-gaza-tunnels.html

"In December, the network was assessed to be an estimated 250 miles. Senior Israeli defense officials, ....are currently estimating the network is between 350 and 450 miles — extraordinary figures for a territory that at its longest point is only 25 miles...... One tunnel in Gaza was wide enough for a top Hamas official to drive a car inside. Another stretched nearly three football fields long and was hidden beneath a hospital."

bonza wrote:

Recent defence response by Israeli attorney at the International Court:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8GxiIThdGw

Also worth a read - article that highlights how the statements used as evidence for Genocide by south africa at the IC are have been done so in error, lost in translation, misquoted etc:

https://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2024/01/israel-south-a...

Good video and article, whole thing seems insane, has there every been an army go to such length's to get civilian's out of harms way?

If the intent was genoicide they would have just kept the civilian population where they were and flattened the place in two weeks.

The intent has always clearly been to go after Hamas, but as we all know the Intent of Hamas is to put civilians between them and the IDF and make it as hard as possible for them to take out Hamas without taking out civilians.

- with the implementation of the Hannibal Directive. No.
…insane.

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…then AND now ;)

https://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-4557951,00.html

Ive watched this before but popped up in my Youtube feed yesterday, its an awesome docco on Bin Laden has some great footage and insights.

Click on 14:45 for a good taster.

PS. Sorry for your loss, Jelly brain, i hope the pain of losing your hero has faded.

Haha… nice try.
- you’re pretty chuffed yours is still in charge ;)

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U guys are two peas in a peanut brained pod…
- masters of lies and deception, yet only 25,000 dead this time

… may you keep pretending your bs reigns ;);)

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Hmmm 25,000 thats the same number of Palestine's killed by their good mates in Jordan in 1970

Which ties into this

Nice conflation and attempted deflection :)
- your penchant for death and war is a sickness.

Do you realise your fascination with ‘strength and power’ is a byproduct of your own cowardice and small minded bloodlust…
- your weasel like obsession is fucked up ;);)

Try outline how netanyahu’s history of promoting illegal military intervention and war have enhanced security…
- and explain the ‘victories’ haha

Go on.
…ooops, you got nothing, again ;)

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U could always ignore the evidence…
- and just present more absolute bs instead ;);)

…it’s the only thing you are actually doing here.
I wonder how big the poster on your wall of bibi is that you pay homage to ;)

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