COVID-19 Health System Overload Forecaster

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Craig started the topic in Wednesday, 18 Mar 2020 at 7:44pm

I've created a spreadsheet forecast which I'll update as we go..

There's also a website with live running data.. https://sites.google.com/view/stayhomeaustralia

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Blowin Wednesday, 23 Feb 2022 at 7:12am

“So then we took the goats head the villager had left behind and we totally put it on the dash of our hire car!”

“No way!”

“Way! But we totally put plastic under it dude because blood is, like, icky.”

“Oh for sure. Did you touch the head dude?”

“No way dude! That was my buddy, bro. He wasn’t even afraid to touch that goats head dude!”

“So you totally drove around with, like , a goat head on your dash dude?”

“Totally!”

“No way!”

“Way!”

“And then my buddy totally put a cigarette in the goat’s mouth so it looked like it was smoking dude!”

“Dude! No way! So rad!”

“Totally!”

“ Sounds like a rad holiday dude!”

“Totally rad. We drove around like that for like five whole minutes and got some sweet photos of us totally driving around with, like , a goats head on the dash of our car dude! So rad dude !”

“Dude……no way!”

“And then I came back to Australia and put those photos online everytime i thought I could show people how rad we acted on our holiday, dude!”

“No way!”

“Way, dude!”

“ You guys know how to party dude!”

“Totally!”

“Rad!”

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Robo Wednesday, 23 Feb 2022 at 6:54am
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Robo-poodle?

That’s probably how you like it karen, rear ended.

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Supafreak Wednesday, 23 Feb 2022 at 6:58am

Got a Covid Booster? You Probably Won’t Need Another for a Long Time
A flurry of new studies suggests that several parts of the immune system can mount a sustained, potent response to any coronavirus variant. https://www.nytimes.com/2022/02/21/health/covid-vaccine-antibodies-t-cel...

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Robo Wednesday, 23 Feb 2022 at 7:19am

NaziDan ditches mask rules but not for 3-6 year old school kids, all because half of parents with 5-12 year olds don’t want to poison their kids.
It’s a wonder he hasn’t put marks on people

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Blowin Wednesday, 23 Feb 2022 at 7:28am

You’ve got to admit, it must be scary for people like Constance ( Facto) over in WA. They are staring down the gun barrel of the Death Plague. Potentially worse than the Spanish Flu of 1918. So many innocent people are going to come down with minor headaches, a runny nose and a day or two feeling a bit lazy. I can fully understand the way his fear has driven him to start trolling the covid thread.

Luckily he would be triple vaccinated, at least, because fighting against the establishment shouldn’t mean exposing yourself to the indiscriminate killing machine of covid which hunts the unvaccinated to death.

Better to just look at old photos of when he bravely and dangerously spray painted glib slogans on threatening bill boards at night and get the shots that the politicians told them to get. That way the nice politicians might let them have their freedoms back. It doesn’t make him any less stunning and brave because he immediately capitulated to the very first hint of establishment conditioning he ever came across in his life. It certainly doesn’t undo all that hard work he put in over the years writing ACAB on the walls of public toilets. He also bought a Jello Biafra album so no one can ever doubt his dedication to living beyond the reach of The Man.

Anarchy 4 eva!!!!! We live for Kaos!!!

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Vic Local Wednesday, 23 Feb 2022 at 7:49am

I like frogs. Do you like frogs too blowin, robo and burleigh?
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Robo Wednesday, 23 Feb 2022 at 7:55am
Vic Local wrote:

I like frogs. Do you like frogs too blowin, robo and burleigh?
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yes nice frog photo, you probably eat them though

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Robo Wednesday, 23 Feb 2022 at 7:57am
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SN owners surely have to be thinking allowing all this crap on their website would make them the laughing stock of the surfing world if it got out, embarrassing.

Stu, Ben, and Craig are having a meeting right now about this thread.
Want proof robo? Here it is.

didn't know you sok and toad are mates

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Blowin Wednesday, 23 Feb 2022 at 8:10am

Boosters, like vaccines, are unnecessary for a healthy person and there is zero evidence to dispute this fact.

Anyone who tells you otherwise is lying.

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san Guine Wednesday, 23 Feb 2022 at 8:11am

Hard to get down the rabbit hole when you have horns...
https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspo...

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Vic Local Wednesday, 23 Feb 2022 at 8:14am

no robo, I don't eat frogs, but too be honest I like Chameleons even more.
They are experts at hide and seek. Here's a photo and some fun facts about chameleons. BTW, I have a busy day. If you could put up some more animal photos, I can look at them later. Take care VL

Chameleons or chamaeleons (family Chamaeleonidae) are a distinctive and highly specialized clade of Old World lizards with 202 species described as of June 2015.[1] These species come in a range of colours, and many species have the ability to change colour.

Chameleons are distinguished by their zygodactylous feet, their swaying gait,[2] and crests or horns on their brow and snout. Most species, the larger ones in particular, also have a prehensile tail. Chameleons' eyes are independently mobile, but in aiming at a prey item, they focus forward in coordination, affording the animal stereoscopic vision.

Chameleons are adapted for climbing and visual hunting. They live in warm habitats that range from rainforest to desert conditions, with various species occurring in Africa, Madagascar, southern Europe, and across southern Asia as far as Sri Lanka. They have been introduced to Hawaii, California, and Florida.[3]

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Blowin Wednesday, 23 Feb 2022 at 8:20am

Vaccine mandates are imposed by political opportunists with a bent for authoritarianism and are supported by Brownshirts and mouth breathers.

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Robo Wednesday, 23 Feb 2022 at 8:28am
Vic Local wrote:

no robo, I don't eat frogs, but too be honest I like Chameleons even more.
They are experts at hide and seek. Here's a photo and some fun facts about chameleons. BTW, I have a busy day. If you could put up some more animal photos, I can look at them later. Take care VL

Chameleons or chamaeleons (family Chamaeleonidae) are a distinctive and highly specialized clade of Old World lizards with 202 species described as of June 2015.[1] These species come in a range of colours, and many species have the ability to change colour.

Chameleons are distinguished by their zygodactylous feet, their swaying gait,[2] and crests or horns on their brow and snout. Most species, the larger ones in particular, also have a prehensile tail. Chameleons' eyes are independently mobile, but in aiming at a prey item, they focus forward in coordination, affording the animal stereoscopic vision.

Chameleons are adapted for climbing and visual hunting. They live in warm habitats that range from rainforest to desert conditions, with various species occurring in Africa, Madagascar, southern Europe, and across southern Asia as far as Sri Lanka. They have been introduced to Hawaii, California, and Florida.[3]

you are the goose that starting clogging up the thread with animal photos, busy day lol, did you get a payday loan to tie you over till pension day? Pokies today?
go easy on the pipe.

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san Guine Wednesday, 23 Feb 2022 at 8:30am

Divining the animal spirit of this thread, we get,..Pachyrukhos
https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fayay.co.uk%2F...
Semi rabbit, fully dinosaur

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Alana_a Wednesday, 23 Feb 2022 at 9:41am
Robo wrote:
Vic Local wrote:

no robo, I don't eat frogs, but too be honest I like Chameleons even more.
They are experts at hide and seek. Here's a photo and some fun facts about chameleons. BTW, I have a busy day. If you could put up some more animal photos, I can look at them later. Take care VL

Chameleons or chamaeleons (family Chamaeleonidae) are a distinctive and highly specialized clade of Old World lizards with 202 species described as of June 2015.[1] These species come in a range of colours, and many species have the ability to change colour.

Chameleons are distinguished by their zygodactylous feet, their swaying gait,[2] and crests or horns on their brow and snout. Most species, the larger ones in particular, also have a prehensile tail. Chameleons' eyes are independently mobile, but in aiming at a prey item, they focus forward in coordination, affording the animal stereoscopic vision.

Chameleons are adapted for climbing and visual hunting. They live in warm habitats that range from rainforest to desert conditions, with various species occurring in Africa, Madagascar, southern Europe, and across southern Asia as far as Sri Lanka. They have been introduced to Hawaii, California, and Florida.[3]

you are the goose that starting clogging up the thread with animal photos, busy day lol, did you get a payday loan to tie you over till pension day? Pokies today?
go easy on the pipe.

Let him go robo.
After consistently having his pants pulled down by blowin I think it’s finally starting to take its toll on poor old vic low-cal

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burleigh Wednesday, 23 Feb 2022 at 9:52am
Blowin wrote:

Boosters, like vaccines, are unnecessary for a healthy person and there is zero evidence to dispute this fact.

Anyone who tells you otherwise is lying.

yep, being forced to lie

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Alana_a Wednesday, 23 Feb 2022 at 9:54am

He’d be one to paddle out to the peak and then ask everyone who’s up and a set arrives. To which the reply would be - not you fk wit

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burleigh Wednesday, 23 Feb 2022 at 9:56am

I do really enjoy Blowin take down these jab junkies one by one.

Keep up the good work blowin.

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san Guine Wednesday, 23 Feb 2022 at 9:57am

Robo,
This may help you with your "clogging up the thread" comment:

"Researchers have proposed that an area of the brain known as the anterior cingulate cortex located in the frontal lobe region plays an important role in developing self-awareness."

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Stok Wednesday, 23 Feb 2022 at 9:59am

Yep Burleigh, they're lying alright:

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Robo Wednesday, 23 Feb 2022 at 10:02am
Stok wrote:

Yep Burleigh, they're lying alright:

has too be a side affect from the poison coming out as you all are doing it, mental

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Robo Wednesday, 23 Feb 2022 at 10:08am
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He’d be one to paddle out to the peak and then ask everyone who’s up and a set arrives. To which the reply would be - not you fk wit

Where I live there is this deadbeat foul mouthed dol bludger, got himself on a disability pension but still surfs usually after 9 everyday, any earlier and he's still out of it.
When the jabs started getting dealed out he was blowing up at guys for checking the surf with no masks on cause he couldn't get his jab yet lol, he has softened his stance now after all the vaxed are getting it and it realises it doesn't work.

There is a viclocal in every town haha

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Alana_a Wednesday, 23 Feb 2022 at 10:09am

Lol robo

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burleigh Wednesday, 23 Feb 2022 at 10:10am
Robo wrote:
Alana_a wrote:

He’d be one to paddle out to the peak and then ask everyone who’s up and a set arrives. To which the reply would be - not you fk wit

Where I live there is this deadbeat foul mouthed dol bludger, got himself on a disability pension but still surfs usually after 9 everyday, any earlier and he's still out of it.
When the jabs started getting dealed out he was blowing up at guys for checking the surf with no masks on cause he couldn't get his jab yet lol, he has softened his stance now after all the vaxed are getting it and it realises it doesn't work.

There is a viclocal in every town haha

At least he has learned from his mistakes. These fuckwits on here will defend their wrong decision until the cows come home, only because the truth requires change.

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Stok Wednesday, 23 Feb 2022 at 10:26am
burleigh wrote:

...until the cows come home...

I think the subliminal messaging is working

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Vic Local Wednesday, 23 Feb 2022 at 11:10am
Blowin wrote:

Boosters, like vaccines, are unnecessary for a healthy person and there is zero evidence to dispute this fact.

Anyone who tells you otherwise is lying.

OK blow blow. It's obvious vaccinations is a topic that's a bit too complex for you, so here's a picture of a pink elephant. I hope you like it.

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Blowin Wednesday, 23 Feb 2022 at 11:26am

I like your animal photos.

At least you’re not lying when you post them. Makes for a nice change.

Sort of appropriate that you should be posting a picture of a pink elephant too. Really fits in with your theme of taking an ordinary thing and turning it into an outlandish fantasy with barely a nod towards the reality of the subject.

Like the way you used your imagination to turn a regular semi harmless virus into a Death Plague which can kill any one of us stone dead unless we take multiple doses of a magic potion antidote.

Lol

Bloke

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burleigh Wednesday, 23 Feb 2022 at 11:25am

Stok, VicLocal, do you support the removal of masks in Vic but not on grade 3 - 6?

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Vic Local Wednesday, 23 Feb 2022 at 11:38am
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Stok, VicLocal, do you support the removal of masks in Vic but not on grade 3 - 6?

burleigh, are you talking about masks on young pink elephants or humans?

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fitzroy-21 Wednesday, 23 Feb 2022 at 11:39am

Don't know why you bother burleigh, VL will just turn it into an animal farm thread now he has learnt to attach pictures. Waste of time trying to have any sort of discussion with the sanctimonious pea brained populist.

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Blowin Wednesday, 23 Feb 2022 at 11:41am

You may as well claim the vaccines repel pink elephants bloke.

That’s no less true than saying the vaccines massively reduces the chance of a young healthy person being hospitalised from covid.

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Vic Local Wednesday, 23 Feb 2022 at 11:43am
Blowin wrote:

I like your animal photos.

At least you’re not lying when you post them. Makes for a nice change.

Sort of appropriate that you should be posting a picture of a pink elephant too. Really fits in with your theme of taking an ordinary thing and turning it into an outlandish fantasy with barely a nod towards the reality of the subject.

Like the way you used your imagination to turn a regular semi harmless virus into a Death Plague which can kill any one of us stone dead unless we take multiple doses of a magic potion antidote.

Lol

Bloke

I'm glad you like my animal photos blowin. Since I started posting them, you haven't threatened me with physical violence once. Maybe these images have a calming influence on you.
Here's another one. PS sorry about the human in it. I know you get freaked out by Asian people.

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Blowin Wednesday, 23 Feb 2022 at 11:44am

Q / What’s the difference between a magical flying pink elephant and the claim that vaccines and masks make a statistically significant difference in protecting a healthy person from covid ?

A/ Nothing. Both are figments of Vic Locals imagination.

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garyg1412 Wednesday, 23 Feb 2022 at 11:49am

Gee wiz ain't this thread running out of steam. Judging by the maturity of those left commenting, the Victorian mask mandate might be relevant to you.

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Stok Wednesday, 23 Feb 2022 at 12:01pm

I feel this is a fitting end for this thread:

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Blowin Wednesday, 23 Feb 2022 at 12:07pm

Can you even believe they’re still trying to convince people to get boosters?

Lol

The people turning up for boosters are still shopping for Y2K bug preventative software.

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burleigh Wednesday, 23 Feb 2022 at 12:16pm

By the no answer about grade 3 - 6 still wearing masks I will take it as they don’t agree, but to question it out loud would make them question everything daddy Dan has done.

The grade 3 - 6 still wearing masks sums up the whole mandate bullshit for the past 2 years.

Nothing to do with science and everything to do with power

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troppo dichotomy Wednesday, 23 Feb 2022 at 12:32pm

Q/ Whats the difference between the covid vaccines and a dole bludger?

A/ Nothing,they both get subsidised by the government for not working.

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sypkan Wednesday, 23 Feb 2022 at 12:43pm
burleigh wrote:

By the no answer about grade 3 - 6 still wearing masks I will take it as they don’t agree, but to question it out loud would make them question everything daddy Dan has done.

The grade 3 - 6 still wearing masks sums up the whole mandate bullshit for the past 2 years.

Nothing to do with science and everything to do with power

so, let me get this right...

grades 3- 6 in schools in victoria are wearing masks and no one else is?

well, i've tried not to buy into the psychological arguments around masks, but that is messed up...

supreme leader fuckwit dan andrews proving he's absolutely not yet done with the non scientif8c shitfuckery....

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Blowin Wednesday, 23 Feb 2022 at 12:42pm
troppo dichotomy wrote:

Q/ Whats the difference between the covid vaccines and a dole bludger?

A/ Nothing,they both get subsidised by the government for not working.

Excellent

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Robo Wednesday, 23 Feb 2022 at 12:45pm
burleigh wrote:

By the no answer about grade 3 - 6 still wearing masks I will take it as they don’t agree, but to question it out loud would make them question everything daddy Dan has done.

The grade 3 - 6 still wearing masks sums up the whole mandate bullshit for the past 2 years.

Nothing to do with science and everything to do with power

Dan just trying to bribe the 46% of parents that got jabbed themselves but have woken up and not getting their kids jabbed now, cause it don't work.

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Robo Wednesday, 23 Feb 2022 at 12:46pm
Vic Local wrote:
Blowin wrote:

I like your animal photos.

At least you’re not lying when you post them. Makes for a nice change.

Sort of appropriate that you should be posting a picture of a pink elephant too. Really fits in with your theme of taking an ordinary thing and turning it into an outlandish fantasy with barely a nod towards the reality of the subject.

Like the way you used your imagination to turn a regular semi harmless virus into a Death Plague which can kill any one of us stone dead unless we take multiple doses of a magic potion antidote.

Lol

Bloke

I'm glad you like my animal photos blowin. Since I started posting them, you haven't threatened me with physical violence once. Maybe these images have a calming influence on you.
Here's another one. PS sorry about the human in it. I know you get freaked out by Asian people.

How'd you go at the pokies, burn your next pension check?

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Robo Wednesday, 23 Feb 2022 at 12:57pm
troppo dichotomy wrote:

Q/ Whats the difference between the covid vaccines and VicLocal?

A/ Nothing, they both get subsidised by the government for not working.

fixed it

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thermalben Wednesday, 23 Feb 2022 at 1:00pm
Stok wrote:

I feel this is a fitting end for this thread:

Seems more like this to me:

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thermalben Wednesday, 23 Feb 2022 at 1:18pm

You suggesting a dox?

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sypkan Wednesday, 23 Feb 2022 at 1:38pm

why do you want it shut down facto cunnilingus?

are you embarrassed that your little cult backed big pharma? - or is that - was backed by big pharma...

and now, the whole exercise in danger exaggeration / vaccine hype chickens are coming home to roost... it is all now rather 'embarrassing'

because for the life of me, I cannot fathom why you are so bent out of shape by this thread at all, besides the above...

normally your little calls for censorship (hello jello) make some sort of sense...

in a political correctness / cancel culture / deplatforming / thought police kind of way...

(acab)

but this one just don't add up

are you really still all on board with the hyper-exaggeration of this 'pandemic' and the spurious narrative of its danger??

still?

because tbh, you've largely taken a hands off, don't engage, kind of stance throughout... which to me, said you saw through it for all it was... you know, you being all smart and stuff... apparently...

but now you've gone full censor man...

weird

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Stok Wednesday, 23 Feb 2022 at 1:29pm
thermalben wrote:
Stok wrote:

I feel this is a fitting end for this thread:

Seems more like this to me:

What about this cute little character....and the song he sang....which never ended?

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Hiccups Wednesday, 23 Feb 2022 at 1:35pm

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Robo Wednesday, 23 Feb 2022 at 1:56pm

Might send this thread to the competition, sure they will get a laugh how much a f up this website has become, laughing stock of the surfing world probably lol.

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Blowin Wednesday, 23 Feb 2022 at 1:57pm

No one noticed that Constance ( Facto) hasn’t mentioned covid once in the covid thread?

He’s the internet equivalent of Gollum. Treacherous coward sneaking around trying to slip a knife into anyone careless enough to present him with an opportunity.

Tricksy!

But yeah….he’d be triple jabbed. A Brownshirt from way back.