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Sheepdog started the topic in Friday, 18 Sep 2020 at 11:51am

The "I can't believe it's not politics" thread.

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stunet Friday, 19 Mar 2021 at 10:24am

"Albo is unable to act due to heavy menstrual flow."

Really..?

Insinuating he's a lesser politician cos he's actually...shock...a woman.

Fuck me, I know a tonne of women who are extrememly capable in all manner of vocations, at all times of the month.

Reckon they could even do a better job than Bernie Albanese.

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memo... Friday, 19 Mar 2021 at 10:53am

#DoYouRememberTheTime?

#SameSameButDifferent

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memo... Friday, 19 Mar 2021 at 10:57am

#ColourMeSurprised

#What?HereOnSwellnet?FromOldMateBlowin??

#Nooooooooooooo!

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memo... Friday, 19 Mar 2021 at 11:10am

"I think Labor just blocked a whole bunch of changes that would have supported Labor voters as well as all other workers...didn't even make sense.....Morrison gave up it seems..."

https://thenewdaily.com.au/news/2021/03/18/stirling-griff-industrial-rel...

#WhatWouldJesusDo?

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Blowin Saturday, 20 Mar 2021 at 1:09am

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stunet Friday, 19 Mar 2021 at 12:05pm

"The problem with Albo isn’t related to genitalia, it’s a lack of backbone and substance."

Then say that.

It was a sexist comment whether you think so or not.

And I couldn't give a fuck if you think that's boring.

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Blowin Saturday, 20 Mar 2021 at 1:10am

By all means accuse me of being inappropriate but the accusations of sexism should be left to the fckn idiots out there. You’d be hard pressed to find someone who has backed the empowerment of women more vociferously than myself. I’m talking in real terms not just glib posts on the internet. That’s why the comment is boring.

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stunet Friday, 19 Mar 2021 at 12:25pm

Inappropriate/sexist, it's a fine line, and we're splitting hairs even discussing it.

You say the former, I say the latter.

And I don't particularly care what you - or indeed any commenter - does in their real life, here on Swellnet you're weighed against your remarks as they appear. Nothing else.

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Blowin Friday, 19 Mar 2021 at 12:32pm

Whether you care to acknowledge it or not, my remarks come from a point of personal experience and perspective. I make them confident that I’m not sexist in any way. This means I can reference the bodily functions of females without feeling that I’m undermining the agency of women. If you or anyone else misinterpret this it’s your issue.

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stunet Friday, 19 Mar 2021 at 12:41pm

That's fine. However, there's a long history of men using that line of argument to say women aren't as competent in public positions. Which I think is bullshit and sexist.

So, when I confront said argument on the site that I edit I'll delete it.

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Blowin Saturday, 20 Mar 2021 at 1:11am

I never said women weren’t competent in public positions.

Anyway - it was a glib and unpleasant comment which I don’t really wish to dwell on any longer. I can delete it if you like but it contains no reflection of my belief in the ability of women to lead. Unlike Albo and his ineffectiveness.

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stunet Friday, 19 Mar 2021 at 12:50pm

OK then, work your way through the causal chain that says:

Albo is ineffective.
It's because he has menstrual flow
Ergo..?

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Blowin Saturday, 20 Mar 2021 at 1:11am

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stunet Friday, 19 Mar 2021 at 1:04pm

Oh FFS...

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Blowin Friday, 19 Mar 2021 at 1:15pm

That’s what I reckon.

Amongst other things I’ve come to actual physical blows defending women from misogynistic cnts in the workplace and I’m bored trying to justify myself to someone looking to find faults in my semantics.

So how’s this instead - Albo is a useless sell out woke cnt who is wasting an essential space in Australian politics.

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stunet Friday, 19 Mar 2021 at 1:15pm

No, mate.

I have to defend "your semantics" at a ten-fold rate compared to any other commenter. No-one else comes close, and the complainants are both men and women.

You're bored by it? Fine.

I'm tired of it.

EOS.

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Blowin Friday, 19 Mar 2021 at 1:33pm

I appreciate your efforts to defend my right to my own opinion - whether you agree with it or not - but I’m at the point of not caring much what others think anymore. I know what I stand for and that I’m a decent person, if they think otherwise then fck ‘em.

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memo... Friday, 19 Mar 2021 at 1:36pm

#CanYouHearTheViolinsFernando?

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Blowin Friday, 19 Mar 2021 at 1:44pm

Footage above is memo@turkishbaths/morningafterboy’snight#didntspilladrop#humanmilkingmachine

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

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memo... Friday, 19 Mar 2021 at 1:51pm

#AsNigelTufnelSaidWhat'sWrongWithBeingSexy...OrHomophobic?

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Blowin Friday, 19 Mar 2021 at 2:07pm

Homophobic now .......lol.

I’m driving hundreds of kms through floods tomorrow to give a lift to a disabled gay man but since you took the 5 seconds out of your busy wage slave schedule to erroneously accuse someone else of homophobia you think you’re the good guy.

#typicalwokeclownwritlarge

#selffellatingsohardyouresembleahumandonut

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memo... Friday, 19 Mar 2021 at 3:03pm

"...unable to act due to heavy menstrual flow."

"Amongst other things I’ve come to actual physical blows defending women from misogynistic cnts in the workplace."

"memo@turkishbaths/morningafterboy’snight#didntspilladrop#humanmilkingmachine"

"I’m driving hundreds of kms through floods tomorrow to give a lift to a disabled gay man."

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Blowin Friday, 19 Mar 2021 at 3:11pm

Does - think quoting my statements is offensive.

Doesn’t - realise that his lack of creativity, imagination and according lack of interesting things to say are linked.

Lol

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Supafreak Friday, 19 Mar 2021 at 4:54pm

@fitzroy , https://m.

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JQ Friday, 19 Mar 2021 at 5:37pm

For any normal person with an adult capacity for self reflection, the below statement would be cause for a bit of reflection.

'No, mate.

I have to defend "your semantics" at a ten-fold rate compared to any other commenter. No-one else comes close, and the complainants are both men and women.

You're bored by it? Fine.

I'm tired of it.

EOS.'

Props to the swellnet crew for putting up with this nonsense. I think you guys do a stellar job at striking a difficult balance.

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fitzroy-21 Friday, 19 Mar 2021 at 6:00pm

@superfreak, yep, been dealing with it for over 20 years in my little piece of paradise. Now we are getting another wave of them. It's OK though. Many don't last too long. It's always been a case of "fit in or f#*k off".

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Supafreak Friday, 19 Mar 2021 at 6:23pm

@fitzroy21 hahaha yeah that’s what I was told FIFO stood for when I first started doing it , fit in or fuck off . I hitched from Adelaide to Byron in 78 as a 17 yo who had just turned his back on a brickies apprenticeship and found my own little Nivarna in clarks beach caravan park in my 2 man tent . Met some life long friends some are still there . Doesn’t hold much attraction for me these days. Glad you’ve found your patch .

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views from the ... Friday, 19 Mar 2021 at 6:56pm

The over sensitive New Order.
Our modern day easy life allows many to get "so offended".
Just a reminder: Women and men are different and don't think the same.
Women/girls are sex objects now, always will be and have always been through history.
Love cums second. Or maybe third...
Compromise.
Equal respect should be given to everyone as a given. And generally I reckon it is.
Unfortunately, theres a few too many overbearing egotistical Fwits of all sexes, races, religions, political persuasions around.
Don't get me started!

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Supafreak Friday, 19 Mar 2021 at 7:23pm

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Blowin Friday, 19 Mar 2021 at 7:39pm

Well blow me down - The ALP acting in the interests of workers. Unfortunately they’re probably imagining it’s majorly foreign workers they’re looking after.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-03-19/labor-backs-union-push-to-change-...

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Blowin Friday, 19 Mar 2021 at 8:17pm

The sound of one hand wanking

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memo... Friday, 19 Mar 2021 at 9:01pm

#KettleMeetPot

#BlackKettlesMatter

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D-Rex Saturday, 20 Mar 2021 at 9:48am

Poor little stu has to 'defend' blowin to his mates...how does he defend facto I'm wondering?

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JQ Saturday, 20 Mar 2021 at 10:04am

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2021/mar/18/prioritise-skille...

Liberal controlled committee pushing for seats on planes and spots in quarantine facilities to be reserved for 'skilled migrants' over and above Australian citizens.

'Perhaps most controversially, given that about 40,000 Australians are still trying to return home amid tight restrictions on international arrivals, the committee, chaired by the Liberal MP Julian Leeser, recommended “the government reserve places on flights and in quarantine for skilled migrants”.'

Dancing to the beat of the big business drum no doubt, putting big financial interests ahead of everyday Australians.

'The committee proposed that some businesses be granted a relaxation of the requirements to try to find local workers first, a process known as “labour market testing”.

It said the Department of Home Affairs should change the rules to be “less prescriptive about what constitutes labour market testing” and to only require medium and large businesses to conduct the procedure.

The committee also urged the government to remove the requirement for employers to advertise any occupations on critical skills lists.'

Can't be arsed helping to train Australians and build up a valuable skill set in the country? Easy, just outsource it!

'The push triggered an outcry from Labor members of the committee, who accused the government of launching an “outrageous, ill-conceived and appallingly timed” bid to undermine the ability of Australians to get jobs.

The dissenting report from Labor members said the recommendations “were made after a rushed inquiry without hearing adequate evidence and all points of view” amid a “hangover from the deepest recession for many decades continues”.

Labor said reserving special seats on flights and places in quarantine for skilled migrants would be “abandoning over 40,000 stranded Australians”.'

Remember - for conservatives big business comes before Australians, every time.

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Supafreak Saturday, 20 Mar 2021 at 10:43am

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Sheepdog Saturday, 20 Mar 2021 at 11:32am

When Social media (by the THOUSANDS) are calling you a coward as compared to John Howard, you know the "can fool all of the people some of the time" gig is coming to an end.

"Liberal MP Jason Falinski tells ABC this morning Scott Morrison couldn't attend the March 4 Justice for security reasons."

"#ScottytheCoward "There's a pack of angry sheilas outside. I better stay inside for security reasons".
#JohnHoward "There's a pack of angry gun owners outside. Hand me a bullet proof vest. Let's do this!"

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zenagain Saturday, 20 Mar 2021 at 1:03pm

You're not familiar with the term "Hell hath no fury..." Sheepy?

Classic Supa.

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Sheepdog Saturday, 20 Mar 2021 at 1:09pm

Zen. I'm married. Do I need to say more?

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Supafreak Saturday, 20 Mar 2021 at 5:55pm

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3 x Rippas Supa

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truebluebasher Monday, 22 Mar 2021 at 2:12am

Scomo's Immigration Pandemic...

tbb's all too regular GP visit was an eye opener...
Large Local GP Clinic are keen on Vax but has no idea about VIP [L] Vax Rollout.
*SHOCK*
tbb's GP Clinic is instead { ONE OF THOSE }
Car [P] transformed into [ DIY COVID CAMP SITE ] now the waiting room is a [ REFFO TRIAGE ]
Can't miss it, as it's Next Door to the [ STATE BORDER WALL 500m TEST QUEUE ]
Local GP Clinic is now Dutto's [ IMMIGRATION PROCESSING CENTRE ]
Complete with ASIO operatives operating in yer face Facial Scans ...( Welcome tbb ~ Smile ).

So what's Dutto playing at...tbb thought to investigate.

Sky is now the Limit for least vaxed most distant Nation...
The Human Tide flood gates are opening

*1 : VISAS were extended to 31st March 2021 ( 1 year from Emergency)
https://covid19.homeaffairs.gov.au/refunds-and-waivers-visa-application-...
Vaccines are usually required after 6 months but ...were delayed with Essential frontline.

Military like Re- Processing + Covid / Vax queue jumps to secure precious skilled trades.
Oz can not afford to lose one Tax free Low paid Slave, as they don't come cheap...
"tbb ! Now please tell the crew, that you did not just say that...Wot?" This is Qld...durr!

*2 : Jobseeker runs out 31st March 2021
https://www.servicesaustralia.gov.au/individuals/subjects/getting-help-d...
Only 34% of Top companies rorted Record profits from Govt Job Seeker during pandemic.
Tracy : "Tonight! Outrageous Lazy Aussie reckon's he's worth near half the Slave Wage!"
"CEO [L] Donors should bully the JSC Joint Standing Committee for more Slave Labour Camps!"
"Centrelink should refuse to send "Lazy Aussies" to bully Slaves off Farms...(Wot! Ok then!)"

PM rushes thru ...International Slave Trade $1.2bn "[L] People Smugglerz Racket Package"
[L] Cap on Slave Traders Qantas - 7,500 / Virgin- 1,100...
Slave Trader'z smuggling fees $500 / Week
Slaves Caps...up to 500,000 or 40,000 more if you can boot off those "Lazy Aussie Repats".
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2021/mar/18/prioritise-skille...
Southern Mission Slave Labour Camps are still a bit Covid ripe so try the Mutant Duty Free.
ACA : { Aussies are now too Lazy to work for Slave Wages } [ ACA Poll ] More Slaves [ YES 101%]
https://immi.homeaffairs.gov.au/help-support/departmental-forms/online-f...

*3 : Migration Deregulation begins March 2021 from (2014 Cash's Cow)
https://independentaustralia.net/politics/politics-display/thousands-of-...
30 years expert Human Rights Lawyers will be shown the door.
60,000 All now equally fake Migration Lawyers tap into New Slave Trade.

*4 : Nose peek Strayan (510 hr / 12 month) Tests Gone! Dutto Tore it Up! > 18th March 2021
https://migrationalliance.com.au/immigration-daily-news/entry/2021-03-mi...

*5 : AstraZeneca AirBridge for International Students (re: local GP (2nd dose) for Uni.)
Makes sense to comply with a same vax Nation to allay outsider phobia.
Scomo will need an Asian 3rd umpire to Fake Stamp Uni Student's {POV} to please China.
Seriously don't see #1 Best in Universe TGA approving some dodgy Vax! (Wot?) Oh yeah, Right!
Asian students need only tap phones ..."See! You me are AZ Vax Uni Buddies Mate!"
'Ok then Mate!...we have to check, just to make sure you aren't one of #*THEM*#.'
" Me! Fuk no Kobba !"
https://www.studyinternational.com/news/travel-bubble-australia/
https://www.studyinternational.com/news/quarantine-centre-sg/
Hot Tip is for Oz to rid Emergency Order to sure up 2nd semester Sandstone quota

tbb's local GP is a Flood Gate Migration Hub before it's a Vax Hub...
Scomo's New Health service gives you Mutant Covid 10x over while you wait a year for yer Vax.
GP Staff are keen to rollout but Govt refuse to tell them about Vax + Date! ( Migrants : "After Me!")
Govt's 100% focus is...GP's [VISA] Emergency...fuck that dopey retard [L]Vax Rollout!
Top Donors want their Slaves, then we'll give them as many Slaves as Joycey can squeeze in!

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Supafreak Monday, 22 Mar 2021 at 11:22am

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Blowin Monday, 22 Mar 2021 at 3:23pm

Pastor of Muppets

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etarip Monday, 22 Mar 2021 at 3:41pm

^ thats actually very funny

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Westofthelake Monday, 22 Mar 2021 at 4:01pm

Which leads to the question who is the master (non) Pastor...

Some might call him god...

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