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Round and round and round we go, when will we stop? Nobody knows!

Nobody cares at this point surely?

Too right , JQ.

Comrade Queef pulls this stunt quite regularly- he lies about shit and then returns pretending it never happened. Here’s an old thread - it had the main posts deleted - but there’s plenty of opportunity for you to find Facto saying I lie about stuff when I’m telling the truth.

He’s here claiming the fact I surf switch as bullshit and also the fact I know personally quite a few people who take the piss on the dole. There was more instances of him claiming I was lying whilst he himself was taking out of his arse - we actually got into it about him calling me a bullshitter without any justification on that thread and that was all deleted.

He’s a serial pest. A repeat offender and he’s still doing it to this very day.

https://www.swellnet.com/comments/get/363136

Also worthy of note Is Facto’s habit of using multiple avatars on here and then cross referencing himself as back up or , even worse , referring to things he’s said under other pseudonyms to make it appear a consensus opinion. He will also quote himself later under a different name if his original post received no attention cause it was dogshit.

His various names in that thread were Shatner’s Bassoon , Tslking Turkey , Dale Cooper and perhaps someone else I’ve missed . He sometimes made up 85 percent of any conversation using all his various avatars.

Not bad for a bloke who pays other people out for the time they spend on here.....

The clown hasn’t changed in years. Still lying , still attacking people ad hominem, still repeating the same tired lines .

Caught out ?

Bloke ... As requested by you , I just provided a thread of you talking bullshit - to yourself !!!! - and now it’s a ho hum , is it ?

Facto talks shit. He’s a liar and that’s everything you need to know about him.

A perfect example of Facto’s favourite return - that someone is projecting their own personal failings onto others - is writ large when he calls others bullshitters.

Liar

Fraud

Bullshitter

Shit Talker

Pinocchio

Speaker of dung

Is he man enough to look in the mirror and accept this ? No .....he just starts lying to himself.

Facto, do you reckon blowin makes trophies for himself like Scotty from Marketing does?
"I stopped these" and "Swellnet debating champion"

Here’s a lie from about an hour ago :

“factotum commented WEDNESDAY, 28 OCT 2020 at 4:18PM
"Are you really denying you indulged on a prolonged campaign of claiming EVERYTHING I said I’d done was bullshit ?"

Yep.“

And the reason this diatribe even begun this afternoon was because Facto claimed I was talking shit .....whilst he was talking shit. It’s truly like an Escher painting of lies , bullshit and reverse accusations of bullshit when you let Facto open his lips for even a split second.

“factotum commented WEDNESDAY, 28 OCT 2020 at 2:08PM
Blowie, sweetie, you making things up...again? Ya sicko.”

Don’t worry ....he’ll just wake up tomorrow and start accusing others of bullshit again.....all whilst he is lying through his teeth.

Facto lies at least as much as Scotty from Marketing.

Think about that for a second.

His word is worthless.

Round and round and round we go, when will we stop? Nobody knows!

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

No drinking mate. Getting fit for when the international departures terminal opens . Thinking of heading out for the minimum three months anyway .Bit of wet season Indo .

What about yourself ? Big day on the photocopier bloke ?

How’s that minimum wage Lyfe going ? Still staying punk .....try not to get ink on the pocket of your mandated work uniform you non - conventional, free thinking outlaw you ! ( Lol ).

Pray the boss doesn’t find the Antifa badge in your work locker . That’ll be some hard core grovelling bloke.

Listening to Cosmic Psychos , thinking you’re a hard core blue collar bloke whilst simultaneously pondering how much you hate dirty tradesman. Yucky ! They’re so low brow and uneducated !

Gotta love a bit of socially distanced biffo.

"Thinking of heading out for the minimum three months . Bit of wet season Indo"
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

What planet are you living on blowin?
PS, I take that back if you're talking 2021-22 wet season.

Tube shooter - haha ! So true.

Vic Local - why wouldn’t I go this year ?

Oh wait .....you think I should be deathly afraid like yourself ? I’ve got to admit that I was like you . At least until I realised the truth that the virus is not far away from being a total non-event unless you’re either :

A / Over 80 years old
B/ Severly immunocompromised
C/ Already vulnerable from other hectic diseases
D/ A sackless wonder .

"Aha! Figured out posting images. That's ID btw."

Not sure why you are trolling me?

But it comes as no surprise judging by your post you lean to the far left who always preach tolerance, diversity, peace etc but in general are actually the most intolerant people, just take a look at all the nasty people on here that are constantly name calling and constantly playing the man instead of the ball and they all have far left views, Blind boy/Blowfly, Facto, VL, Guy etc, its only really JQ who remains pretty civil, and Andy, but Andy views on things are actually a bit more diverse than those others.

While those with more diverse views are actually the ones that remain more civil and generally play the ball and not the man, and only throw insults around when things get heated. (as are generally under attack from those above)

SA will be full of Victorians and NSWelshman soon. Probably even Sandgropers . And who wants SA when there’s Indo .....not me.

I get regular invites to Streaky . Some nice crew there and I enjoy their place but give me Tropical boardie Bintang bliss every day of the week.

Vic Local - why wouldn’t I go this year ?
Because the Indo government has closed the border until the end of 2020 you complete moron.

Huh ?

Perhaps you haven’t been watching the many videos of crew surfing Indo after having flown there recently ?

But sure.....I’m the moron.

Penis has 5 letters not 4.

And whilst I’m sure that’s where you find ample bliss I’d rather just head to Indo for some local beers .

Why don’t you just come clean and admit you’re besotted with me ?

This whole thing reads like a love story : You love me but I don’t know you exist , you follow me around doing anything to get my attention, you dream we will hook up .

No bloke. I’m staunchly heterosexual. Thanks but no thanks.

(VL) "Because the Indo government has closed the border until the end of 2020 you complete moron."
And this is where you prove that you are in fact a complete moron VL.
WA has closed borders, yet hundreds of people get in there day after day. How do you think that happens?? Same goes with Indo. Educate yourself moron. There are ways.

"Perhaps you haven’t been watching the many videos of crew surfing Indo after having flown there recently ?"
Got a name for us blowin? And since you're talking about yourself going, the name better be of an Australian who flew out of Australia.
I'll wait.
PS you do realise that Australians can't just jet off overseas for a holiday.
Somehow I don't think your "I'm blowin, I'm kind of a big deal" speech is going to get around these rules.

Fitzroy, Oh do tell us how Australians can get to Indonesia to go surfing? There's exemption for international travel out of Australia but going surfing ain't one of them. To get to Indo for surfing, you would need to falsify your travel permit application both in Australia and Indonesia and then get a flight via multiple cities.
Yes Kelly got in, but he's a US citizen and a pro surfer. Blowin is playing by different rules, but if you think it's possible tell us how it could be done.

Trade secrets.

Geez mate. It’s one thing to be ignorant and another thing to be brutally and arrogantly ignorant. Go reread the way you spoke to me despite having no idea what you were talking about.

Oh man, pots and kettles...

@Blowin

If you are serious about going to Indo this off season, i have the agent details that most of the charter boats/resorts and lots of surfers including Kelly are using, i dont want to put too much info here but nowhere near as expensive as some prices that were thrown around here a while back.(or what a resort was charging)

The quarantine on return would be the killer though, if it's still the same by next season i seriously think i & family will have too do it, need to make it two months at least to make it worthwhile though, the longer your planned trip the better chance you have of Aust government also letting you out.

You've just alluded to it VL. You find out the conditions of entry to Indo. You find out the conditions to exit Australia. You then work out the plan, even if that means falsifying doc's. It may surprise you that people actually do that successfully and relatively easily. I have two friends that have been over there for 2 months now and are in no hurry to get home. I met a couple in Darwin last month that had sailed over to Roti for 6 weeks and just returned. There are people sailing the Sth Pacific from Aus
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-08-14/families-trading-winter-for-fijis...
Where there is a will, there is a way.

"Australians are allowed out if they go for minimum 3 months."
Haaaaaaaaaaa Haaaaaaaaaaaa YOU DOPEY FUCKER BLOWIN.

Here's the Home Affairs facts.
"You can’t leave Australia unless you get an exemption from the Department of Home Affairs."
your travel is as part of the response to the COVID-19 outbreak, including the provision of aid
your travel is essential for your business/employer
you are travelling to receive urgent medical treatment that is not available in Australia
you are travelling outside Australia for three months or longer
you are travelling on compassionate or humanitarian grounds
your travel is in the national interest."

You can't go to Indonesia to go surfing in 2020 you seriously stupid person.

Indo....I think I’ll be right but I may just contact you about it. Got to sort out shit around the house at this end first .

Cheers. Thanks Fitzy

Holy shit.

Vic Stupid ....come on bloke. Read your own post.

But sure....you think it’s impossible and make sure you tell everyone you know that it’s impossible. That’d be great. Make yourself useful.

Just delete that embarrassment and consider it your get out of gaol free card .

You dumb fucker blowin.
My post is a copy and paste from Home Affairs. The three months clause is if you are studying overseas or if you have a compelling reason to travel for more than three months.
Surfing isn't a compelling reason.
Here's the full doc
https://www.homeaffairs.gov.au/covid-19/Documents/outward-travel-restric...
Show me the loophole that allows you to leave

BTW blowin, where is that name of an Aussie surfer who recently flew to indo to go surfing?

Don't ever leave Victoria VL. The place suits you perfectly.

fitz thats harsh man

but apt

the righteous one is so off the mark its embarrassing

but typical

Maybe, but do you honestly not believe he deserves it after the constant trolling and abuse?
Shit just goes straight over the top of his head sometimes. It's almost comical.
I mean, do you really think that even KS would put "surfing" on his visa application at the moment? I highly doubt it. Even he would put "business purposes".

Wow, so blowin makes the crazy claim that he can get to Indonesia this year to go surfing.
First up the Indonesian government has closed its borders to tourists.
Secondly the Australian government isn't letting Australians go on overseas holidays and then there's the problem with getting flights. If he did manage to pull this off, he'd have to do some criminal lying to Home Affairs and the Indonesian authorities. This includes falsifying immigration documents.
Blowin's talking shit again, and his little peanut gallery starts the abuse.
That pretty much sums you blokes up.

Wow. And thick as two planks too...

sorry mate you're just flat out wrong and being a drama queen

again...

it can be done and one doesn't even need to lie, much...

Fitz it’s harsh because I live in Victoria to!

My most humble and sincerest apologies to you GF. May you be blessed with uncrowded set waves for the remainder of the year!!

EDIT; That goes to all you Victorians,.............. except VL.....nah just joking, hope you all get your fill, including you VL, just stay in Vic!! :) :)

Ha ha ha