Ain't no fancy video titles for our boy Ryan. This one comes at you straight from the Newcastle School of No Bullshit: 'Western Australia' is what he's called it, presumably 'cos that's where it was filmed. There's no layered meanings here.

The clip features 3+ minutes of the CT rookie doing the sort of surfing you'd only wish he could recreate in thirty minute heats. Fella sits in 34th with little chance of requalifying without leaning on his QS rank. Fortunately he's 8th place over there.

Lastly, if jazz bar lite isn't your ideal backing track then don't fret, the slow plucked strings segue into the Buzzcocks about halfway through.