Tahiti Pro: Day One
5,939 days, by my calculations, since the last women’s heat at Teahupoo, when Melanie Redman-Carr defeated defending champ Chelsea Georgeson in the final on a sunny Saturday afternoon in May with 4-6 foot surf.
Following that final, the comp was canned by the ASP on the grounds that Teahupoo was too dangerous for women to handle.
Now we're back, with women's surfing in a very, very different place. In the ascendancy in many regards; a golden child for the mainstream media as far as being a beacon of equality is concerned.
Four heats run and done today in slow, not always hollow, 3-5 foot surf. It wasn't the glamourous golden-trumpet-and-heraldic-angels type of day that WSL commentators tried to make it but it broke the seal and got the gals back in the lineup in coloured jerseys.
Women's pro surfing is in a strange place, and it's a strange sport to cover right now. Since Sophie Goldschmidt ushered in the Great Leap Forwards of equal pay and 16-year old Caroline Marks won a hundred grand at 2 foot D-bah three years ago it's been a darling of world media - and coverage has been highly skewed by the ideological lens.
There has been insane advancement in women's surfing, but it's happening in parallel to the CT Tour. We all saw 15-year old Erin Brooks packing Indonesian caves, Caity Simmers launching airs and shredding at the Snapper CS Comp. The vanguard, including Molly Picklum and Bettylou Sakura Johnson were quickly shunted stage left at the mid-year cut and wildcards given to the old guard. Surfing on the main stage - the CT - has become bound by a strange conservatism, enhanced by the short course format where one heat win gets you straight into the quarters. The incentives are perverse. Surf safe and make a couple of heats for a good pay day.
But you can't deny the pressure must be intense. Women are now exposed to the full glare, spotlight, and judgement that comes with elite-level sport. Packaging the tours together means comparison with men and men's performances are baked in. Steph Gilmore, a 7-times World Champion, made the Quarter-Finals at G-Land with a pair of 5's. Today she made the Quarters at Teahupoo with a pair of 3's. It's extremely hard to frame that as an elite-level sporting performance.
And Gilmore is yet to show she has a functional backside tube-riding skill set - something any advanced recreational surfer would consider foundational.
Like I said, women's pro Surfing is in a strange place. The future is here already, just not front and centre when the horn sounds.
Based on the opening four heats, Carissa Moore would assume red hot favouritism. She's got the right people in her corner caddying (CJ Hobgood), calmly waited for the sets, and rode in and out of clean tubes based on positioning and a functional pigdog. With that heat win she takes the yellow to Trestles and would be an unbackable favourite for a 6th World Title. Wildcard Vahine Fierro looked a little nervous. Her turn game didn't quite seem CT standard and she fell on a cutback coming out of a clean tube that cost her a point and change. Her next heat against Johanne Defay will not be easy because Defay does have a functional backhand tube-riding game.
There was more strangeness during the truncated webcast. Defending champion Owen Wright was on a ski spectating; apparently flown over by Surfing Australia in a general coaching role. The current best guy out there who doesn't get a chance to defend his title is coaching others..? Surely a WSL Wildcard could be wrangled for Wright to defend?
Julian Wilson was just gifted multiple wildcards into CS events - they just seem to be gifted by pure fiat at the whim of who knows who. It's a strange sport to cover, in the sense that rules and access to the elite level seem to constantly morph without accountability.
Caz Marks looks very switched on with no dramas doing the frontside pump in the tube. She easily out-pointed Tyler Wright and Defay, although Tyler's backside tube stance did look highly functional.
The last heat of the day and the ocean went to sleep, as it does in the South Pacific, where long somnolent stretches often appear even in the midst of major swell events. Swell looks to be on tap for the coming days. The issue will be winds as a funky trough lingers over the Islands.
How far has women's surfing progressed in those 5,939 days seems a crucial question to be answered by an international sports in the ascendancy. It won't be an easy question to answer. Video of the last event as well as previous Women's comps is close to non-existent. Layne Beachley made an appearance by phone-in during todays heats and spoke about her victory in 2001. There is nothing on YouTube. It's as if the ASP, upon cancelling the Women's event in 2006, destroyed all evidence it ever existed. If we can't tell how far we have come, how can we gauge the progress of the sport?
I guess history starts now, for the women at Teahupoo, and that is both blessing and curse.
// STEVE SHEARER
Comments
Can we get Jordan Peterson to make a comment on the State of Equality in Professional Surfing.
Better yet, that ubiquitous tool - Andrew Tate !!!
Love Stef but agreed her backhand tube riding looked very ordinary this morning. Looked like a ordinary punter.
Nerves. Yes. But Vahine turns better than most of the CT. Poor journalism.
The comments referred to her turns during the heat.
did you see them?
Paul’s coming for you you Slater hater
“ coverage has been highly skewed by the ideological lens.”
Might have to put this in flashing neon Steve, and maybe change it to “coverage and viewing “.
Hilarious.
Na was spot on. She did blow a stock standard turn after the tube. Might have been nerves who knows. Why wouldn't she be a little nervous in her first (?) CT event. Nothing wrong with that.
Exactly, it's just a completely throwaway observation I could make about any wildcard.
it's just what happened.
C'mon Paul, put on your WCT judges hat and provide us with a brief appraisal of the seven waves surfed in the heat. Carissa got a 7.67 and a 6.17, Vahine a 4.83, 1.0 and 6.9, and Gabriela a 1.0 and 0.63.
Misogyny!
Despite some podcasts frothing over Nathan Hedge being given a wildcard - "He a good bloke , he's our mate , he rips etc , etc . It is totally baffling that Owen , Joao Chianca , etc etc were overlooked for the spot . Surely on any metric they should be ahead of Hedgey when it comes to being given a wildcard ?
Of course they should. I almost vomited when the same podcasts that are normally pretty critical of WSL decisions (and fair enough) completely glossed over the ridiculous of the Zhe she decision. Sure he might be a good bloke and a friend but that’s not a criteria for a elite WSL CT tour spot. Imagine how upset the same crew would be if a 43 year old Brazilian ranked somewhere south of 50th on a regional QS rating got the wildcard to surf at Bells.
I don’t know anything about Nathan Hedge or why he was given a wildcard (other than sponsorship), and while I agree Owen Wright would be a good wildcard choice, if CJ Hobgood is at the contest, he would be my wildcard choice. I’m not sure what kind of shape CJ is in, but I don’t think any current tour surfer would want to surf against him at Teahupo'o, especially if it gets some size to the waves.
The heat I watched today, had Layne Beachley talking and I thought she said some astute and insightful things about the competitive mindset, and she was the only one that noted that Colougne ran over a duck diving Weston Webb, not Kaipo or Pete Mel said anything about it, even though they had to notice it.
I’m hoping things improve in the coming days. Well done Freeride, made for an interesting article out of very thin gruel today.
Gruel. Very apt. You been playing Wordle batfink? (word of the day Monday)
Just turned on the TV and caught the end of the news.
They had a clip on Steph (her incomplete barrel ride where she got lipped but made it)
followed by an ad of Sally Fitzgibbon spruiking best sheds.
That illustrates what I mean about Women's Surfing being in the ascendancy and a media darling.
AFLW is even worse like watching U15's but they get a crowd.
I've been banging on lately to anyone that will listen that surfing has long been used to sell literally everything but this one is incredibly niche FR. End the concept of professional surfers, it sucks.
https://www.facebook.com/Bestshedsofficial/photos/a.386599428416313/1356...
Gosh Sally would put her name behind anything for the right money huh?
Thanks Mr Shearer.
Such highly sensitive subject… Women surfing in critical conditions. Layne Beachly stated that the last woman's final at Chopes was held in a 8 foot west swell that the men didn’t want to surf so they sent us out... Really Layne?
“It’s a strange sport to cover”. Perfect.
Arguments are about turns at Teahupoo… I guess this is 2022.
IIRC from some bits of the webcasts and videos back in the day, Rochelle Ballard, Keala Kennelly, Melanie Redman-Carr and Layne Beachly did well at Chopes. While style (Steph, Malia),power(Tyler, Carissa, Caroline) and progression went ahead in the coming years, barrel riding did not. Why? Because they did not have to. Most pro surfers are paid to sell bikinis or board shorts. Riding heavy waves was not part of the job description. Learning to ride them and earning a spot in the lineups take time away from training, comps and sponsor obligations. No wonder Moana is nowhere near ct qualification. It is interesting to see atrue pro like Carissa getting all the help and putting the time in, but she can afford to do so.
It will take a few years but I think the women will put up a good show for the Olympics
Surely the solution to the equal work equal pay controversy would be to have unisex contests. You could have trans people as well!
I think the better solution is to let everyone compete in their own contests, and give them equal pay. But reduce the prize money and adjust the competition to suit. The prize money for the Bells Pro is set at $80k - it really doesn't need to be that high. If the costs involved in competing are so prohibitive, then maybe the tour needs to look at their structure. How much fast fashion has to be sold by these companies in order to pay surfers - often the winners already being multi-millionaires with their name attached to everything from chia seeds to supermarkets to sheds (!?!?!) - such big prizes? We should critique the whole thing until its current form falls apart.
Leroy saw Steph at Jbay scowly post heat interview about not getting the pick of the conditions at Jbay. She was more self deprecating and admitted her lack of prowess at left tubes. It felt like someone had been in her ear, but that's a pretty judgemental call.
If the women become to vocal about getting bad conditions the WSL should allow them the opportunity to elect to surf in the men's draw on an equal points equivalent with the woman's draw but on a heat by heat basis. They can flip between the divisions. Take a bit of juggling but could be done.
Leroy say call the bluff. But only if the gals are getting self righteous.
Leroy hates to drivel on but the Hog haters- can piss of, catcha Slater. Hogs going to win that opening heat tomorrow and shower cash upon Leroy. 5-1. FIVE TO ONE.....
Poor poor Owen Wright. There are probably over 1000 guys you could reasonably be awarded the wild card including Owen. People miss out on wild cards, heaps of people. That doesn't make Hog any less of a valid recipient.
Owen Wright can use some of his funds he's saved that didn't get embezzled , you know his property fortune, to give the elite surfing another go. Don't feel too sorry for the guy.
Do guys and girls wanna know something about Leroy? From New Zealand.
You should all be embarrassed. Go Hog.
"Do guys and girls wanna know something about Leroy?"
I'm more interested in what Chuck Dukowski is doing on a surf forum.
Taking requests hopefully.
People are not hating on the Hog - they are going WTF at the WSL and Kelly.
Is this putty from Seinfeld? talk to the 8 ball putty, hogs gonna win
And was also missed that the world's best woman in big left hand barrels, was left out of the best event for big left hand barrels (MJW).