2032 Brisbane Olympic Surfing

2032 Brisbane Olympic Surfing Timeline

Dec 2016 SEQ Liberal Mayors capitalize on GC Com Games for Air/Rail connect +AFL Footy Stadium
Convene and instigate a French Feasibility Study to Host 2032 SEQ Olympics
Logan City begin planning for Extreme Whitewater / Skateboard Circuit
Liberal Media presses Premier to back the Liberal Mayor's Olympic Bid.
May 2019 Qld Premier backs Gold Coast to Host Surfing (Possibly SLSA) and Volleyball
https://www.goldcoastbulletin.com.au/subscribe/news/1/?sourceCode=GCWEB_...
May 2019 SLSA bid for Olympic Demo.
https://www.goldcoastbulletin.com.au/subscribe/news/1/?sourceCode=GCWEB_...
July 2019 John Coates wants Goldie Mayor on Board
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-07-31/south-east-queensland-2032-olympi...
Aug 2019 Olympian Sally Fitzgibbons in Games Kit / GC Good as it Gets for 2032 Olympic Surf Venue
See also IOC Oct 2022 > Feb 2024 (Only Sally > Again Locks in Bid..Shh! despite her new role!)
https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=2538316276190601&set=a.134516509903935
https://thewest.com.au/sport/olympics/sally-fitzgibbons-says-gold-coast-...
Sept 2019 KSWC Coolum Wave Ranch bid for 2032
June IOC back Brisbane Olympic Bid
Surf News : IOC will stamp 2032 Brisbane guaranteeing Olympic Surfing for next 10 years
https://beachgrit.com/2021/06/just-in-brisbane-australia-set-to-be-annou...
https://hardcore.com.br/surf-olimpico-de-2032-podera-ser-disputado-na-go...

July IOC Award Brisbane 2032 Olympics
July 2021 Occy backs Surf lakes 2032 Olympic Surfing
https://tracksmag.com.au/occy-calls-for-future-olympic-surfing-events-to...

Sept 2021 Bodysurfing bid for 2032 Olympics
https://wawhandplanes.com.au/blogs/body-surf-blog/2021/9/29/body-surfing...

Nov 2021 Surfing Australia > Long Term Focus on having Surfers peak for Brisbane Olympics
https://www.sen.com.au/news/2021/11/23/preparations-underway-for-surfing...

Feb 2022 : ISA "Confirms excitement to potentially showcase Surfing at Brisbane 2032...
Surfing is an essential part of the Culture of Australia's Gold Coast!"
https://isasurf.org/isa-president-thrilled-with-ioc-session-approval-of-...
US media buy into this to lock in Brisbane 2032 as given...(Not sure what they know & we don't!)

Sept 2022 : Endless Surf Parkwood Submissions : "Olympic Venue!"
Oct 2022 : IOC appoint Sally Fitzgibbons on Program Commission (re: Brisbane Aug 2019/ Feb 2024)
https://thebuglenewspaper.com.au/NewsStory/olympic-role-for-sally-fitzgi...

March 2023 Could Sunny Coast host 2032 Olympic Surfing
https://www.sunshinecoastnews.com.au/2023/03/16/could-sunshine-coast-hos...
Mid 2023 (Draft "Meanjin Games") copped flack > site recently defaulted to a fake Brisbane Guide
https://www.thebrisbaneolympics.com.au/sports/surfing-at-the-2032-brisba...
Brisbane Olympics will feature Surfing as Official Sport for first time!
Held on The Gold Coast (m/w : Short/long/body/paddle board disciplines!)
Was a 32 draft for 42 (Don't worry!) Just read fine print > (Not affiliated with Olympics Games or IOC)
Ok! So ya want inside access to the 32/42 deal...seriously! Like no one ever asks for that!
https://urbis.com.au/projects/elevate-2042/

Oct 2023 Victoria Uni run over Brisbane Program > Support Surfing +'Global' Lifesaving
https://www.vu.edu.au/about-vu/news-events/news/new-sports-2032-brisbane...

Dec 2023 GCCC approve "Olympic Training Wavepool "
https://www.swellnet.com/comment/731796

Jan 2024 Canada are counting on 2032 Brisbane Olympic Surfing!
https://www.timescolonist.com/sports/tofino-surf-prodigy-brooks-wins-bid...

Feb 2024 IOC Sally let's slip the Gromz are aiming for Brisbane? (re : Brisbane Aug 2019/Oct 2022)
https://olympics.com/en/news/australia-sally-fitzgibbons-world-surfing-g...

April 2024 (ISA) Also Partner [ILS] / SLSA launch Massive Official Global Bid > (Blow WSL away)
Note ISA may have shifted to WSG Seeding to Join ILS / SLSA > to dump dead weight WSL! Got it!

(Pause) This bid would showcase Bodysurfing / Surfing all Boards! (WSL are deadwood!)
https://www.insidethegames.biz/articles/1144790/life-saving-inclusion-br...
https://isasurf.org/learning/isa-ils-water-safety-course/
https://sls.com.au/brisbane-2032-olympic-games-inclusion-on-the-cards-fo...
https://www.ilsf.org/2024/04/19/lifesaving-sport-aims-at-inclusion-in-th...
Kinda like ISA passing the WSL Surf Baton onto brothers ILS

So when crew ask wot ISA gonna do...jump ship of Course!
Crew can see that ISA can ride many Sea Ponies...WSL dies > Jump on & whip the ILS Sea Monkeys!
1900 Olympics Lifesaving Medal
https://www.topendsports.com/events/demonstration/lifesaving.htm
1956 Olympics Lifesaving Medal rewarded for Fibreglass Surfboard riding
https://www.soulsurf.com.au/product/1956-surf-life-saving-olympic-medal/

https://sls.com.au/brisbane-2032-olympic-games-inclusion-on-the-cards-fo....

May 2024 SLSA Volunteers back Games Bid.
https://www.facebook.com/slsaustralia/videos/our-surf-lifesaving-volunte...

May 2024 WA surfers will train in Aventuur Wavepool for 2032 Brisbane Olympics
https://www.9news.com.au/national/western-australia-news-new-surf-park-p...

June 2024 SLSA Brisbane Olympic Juggernaut
https://www.afr.com/companies/sport/broker-shaw-and-partners-audacious-o...

Aug 2024 Local Brizzo Paper Jack's Silver has potential to set up Brizzo Olympics?
https://www.couriermail.com.au/subscribe/news/1/?sourceCode=CMWEB_WRE170...

2Q32 [ The Games Map ]
https://q2032.au/map

Sunny Coast : Kiteboarding / Basketball / Football / Road Cycle / Walk / Marathon / Mountain Bikes

Gold Coast : Beach-Volleyball/Marathon Swim/Triathlon/Weightlifting-Judo-Wrestling/Football
Parra boccia/Rugby

Is that it...No Qld 2032 Surfing...well not quite...tbb will share 3 possible reported options...

*IOC Program Commissioner Sally Fitzgibbons has twice Backed Brisbane 2032 (2019/2023)
Despite SLSA bid...Sally may follow her heart as she already has locked in Brisbane... Correct!

*ISA / ILS + SLSA have run Olympic Medal Surfboard riding Comps before & still do. (re: above)
So the standard would be high & still offer WSL Pros to join a Club as Resident Pro...Got it!
Ya could still have yer same Pros but they'd be seeded by ISA via ILS / SLSA rather than WSG/WSL.
https://www.soulsurf.com.au/product/1956-surf-life-saving-olympic-medal/

tbb reckons the next best > one last chance is to Surf the $Half Billion Fox / Magnate's Wavepool
This is actually in the News this week! Just got lucky!

*Redlands Whitewater can provide a shit hot 100m wild ride with 15,000 full view screaming fans!
Two for One combo Whitewater/Switch 40 km/hr 3-4m drop Rapid Wavepool Course.

Up until now...tbb was alone in this thought...Local Ethan as resident Luggage Point Whitewater Pro!
All know Brizzo's need a Wavepool & IOC Fox Family + Oz micro Cozzie Magnate command $Gazillions

Can get GOAT on board for Vert Drop > juice up Barrel > Air Ramps > Cutties > reforms ... wild ride!
Remove the sluice gates / Surf Kit & yer back to SUP / Kayak course after a lunch break...sorted!
Brizzo Wavepool would lock in 5 Oz medals + 15,000 x $200 screaming crowd each day of Olympics!
Each spectator has full course view unlike highly restricted VIP 200 crew Wavepools / Teahupoos

Gina : "You Guyz'n'Dolls just slip into yer slick G bangers & sluggos & I'll pick up the tab....'Say Wot!'
Not givin' it away without a show.. get yer daggy dax off...slip these on...(That's a Pack of Band Aids!)
Hey Kook! That's not how ya wear yer Leggie...It is now Mate!
https://redlandcityminute.substack.com/p/making-waves-for-birkdale-in-br...

Recapping No official WSL/ISA/WSG seeded 2032 Comp but ISA/ILS/SLSA seeded 2032 comp
Same WSL pros would join Local Surf Club to seed in exactly the same format Surf comp!
Just shifting the Goal Posts so to speak! WSL Pro would need to do Bronze or Patrol in off season.
Each Gold Medalist earns more prestige as a Pro/Lifesaver! Sally would sign off on that!

Either that or Gina's Pool Toy Boy...WSL pros Voted on Gina's Wave Pool option...All say Aye! FFS!

2032 Paralymics Surfing bid...(Recent News)

[Disclaimer] + [ Factcheck ]
This forum was born as Qldurrz Goldie Olympic Surfing Guide that now expands to Paralympics.
In so doing involves deeper tbb commitment to bring clarity into progressive 2032 Surfing Bids.
Everyone wants to have a crack at Surfing in 2032 but as of Now...Zero 2032 Elites Exist.

Qldurr tbb is a free spirited disabled sportsmanlike non assist surfing exhibitionist" at Surfing Festivals.
Right now disability prevents tbb from surfing + ever banned from wavepools/comps//venues.

Very few non assist able/disabled "Bodybashers" exist or even permitted in any Surf competition/venue.
[ISA] Governed /Schools/Surf Comps strictly prohibit free surfing of waves without surfing aids.
Even Bodysurfing comps bias towards competitors with up to 3x artificial Surfing assist Aids.

tbb does not know of any sportsmanlike surfing Comps for able/disabled without surfing assist aids.
This sadly includes prohibiting non assist Disabled Surfers from Surfing Aid assisted Comps inclusion!
Meaning disabled Surfers are banned from surfing unassisted in Parasurfing Comps!
Failing to Cheat is Branded as Cheating in all Surfing Comps...well durr! All know that tbb ... Ok Then!

[Disclaimer] tbb & ALL have only ever participated or viewed endless 100% Surfing aid assist Comps!
tbb & ALL only ever know one sport of disabled assist aid Surfing Comps of varying assisted criteria!
Why ask all surfers to strap to a shield to fend of Waves to prevent & penalize surf athleticism...Huh!

Never once seen a 100% able bodied non assist surf comp despite attending many bodysurfing comps!
If any crew have ever once read or seen the like...please do share...super stoked if any can share that!
Apart from bodysurfers racing ashore as a part of Ocean Swim Racing Events.

Able Athletic sportmanlike bodysurfers are prohibited from surfing lineups without Surfing aids!
Even Ocean Racers/ Clubbies mandate softer full tides & Shark Shield bracelets

2022 IOC permitted 25% Able Male Artistic Swimmers but denied by ALL National Olympic Bodies!
World Aquatic Athlete ban extends to highest calibre Male Athletes in Global Pools/Wavepools/Surf.
Olympic sized VIP pool toy parties ban #1 Freespirited highly evolved Aquatic Athletes ...Keep out!

Disabled are afforded greater Olympic inclusion than freespirited highest skilled Aquatic Athletes
Disabled assist surfers are afforded greater Line Up access than freespirited highest affinity surfers.

tbb has no shortage of Athlete / Surf Boardriding Awards but never known of any true surfing award?
Not surprising as we Bodysurfers shun divisive competition & promote 100% inclusive crew surfing!
Read above...Festival organizers banned our Surfing exhibitions in favour of Jock Whomp Comps...
tbb informed we were a hearty crew not Jocks > we pulled out & crew boycotted following festivals!

Ok! Needed to clarify that Disabled sportsmanlike Surfers are banned from Disabled Comps/Venues!
Due to Inclusion Criteria being strictly & bizarrely determined by levels of Costed rorted assist Category.
Disabled free Surfers have no category and are not permitted to Surf Comp zones without assist aids!
To put it bluntly > It's illegal for disabled to surf a Wave without an aid or assist! Feel free to Check!
Yes! Check any / all above > Bully Surfing Bodies unite to Ban Surfing anywhere & everywhere!

Disabled tbb has never known or met similar discrimination other than Govt partnered Surfing Bodies!

ISA Prez :
"Parasurfing shows that no matter what a person's physical ability, the ocean belongs to all surfers!"

Apart from us Surfers simply wishing to freely surf alongside sea creatures! That's now a crime! Shh!

IOC/ISA/WSL/WSR/Wavepools highly restrict & Prohibit non assist dis-abled free surfing.
tbb again openly motions for equality and inclusion of free spirited sportsmanlike Surfjustsurfers.
Freespirit non assist dis-abled sea serpents simply wish to reunite with our Majestic seacreatures!

ISA Dictator [SOLD OUT] [ No Pay = No Play ] Official ISA Surf Sticker!
tbb credits the crew for outing this scam...Humble Surf Leash = Mandatory Merch Fee to every LineUp!
Every surfer must Self License to buy Surf Merch or be booted from all World Lineups!
This extends as far as Ice Cream Lidz & Puffer...No Leash - No Bash! Yes! Comps'n'all!

ALL now Anti Surfing Robots...Everyone Strap to yer Merbau decking boards & hold onto the rail.
Ready! Now tip a bucket of Water over yer head and wind them up to all yell Yew! Claim?
No wave of Emotion...shielding out endless lightyears of Intergalactic Universal Oceanic interplay!

Any following reviews of Paralympic Surfing will be reported in truthful Surfing context...
It may not read that way to assisted surfers...but tbb only obliges local lived upfront insight!
No 100's'n'1,000s Rainbow Unicorn Pool Donuts...ya get Goldie Punk tbb speak as Huey serves it up!
Equally surprised who is branded Olympians + empathetic to all that miss out for more valid reason.

2032 Brisbane Paralympic Surfing Bid

( Possibly the first Official Para/surfing Bid )
4 April 2024 Clarence Valley Council motioned to bid > 2032 Olympic / Paralympic Surfing Base.
So why such an ambitious pre bid to Host Surfing / Parasurfing + other sports!
Council recalled that 2000 Olympic Rowing teams were based in Grafton / Meclean
tbb can also share that (NSW) Sydney / Melbourne are hosting 2032 Olympic Football events!
https://clarencevalleynews.com.au/clarence-bid-for-2032-olympic-base/

May 2024 : Sunny Council + Pollies are angling Paralympics to upgrade Beach clubs transit access.
https://www.firstnationalcoastal.com.au/news/sunshine-coast-property-mar...
https://angiebell.com.au/2032-olympic-games-bid-won/

2028 LA Paralympic bid was rejected & Petition was launched & supported by Kelly Slater.
Continues with 2032 Bid / News from > 2028 Olympics
https://www.swellnet.com/comment/1002288

13 June 2024 "LA local Newspaper The Orange County Register" (Olympics)
https://www.ocregister.com/2024/06/13/adaptive-surfers-will-again-compet...
ISA Prez : " We are of course, disappointed in this News. but as Surfers, when we miss a wave, we turn and paddle just as hard for (The Next One)...read on...

...And we will do the same now with (Hope of seeing Parasurfing included in Brisbane in 2032)"

Being clear as tbb can on this ...ISA 'support' 2032 Surfing/Parasurfing... (No official bid for either! Ok!)

Feb 2022 (Above!) ISA Prez : "Potential Surfing @ Bne Games"
April 2024 (Above) ISA (Partners) ISL + SLSA : To Launch Official 2032 Olympic Bid
13 June 2024 ISA Prez : "Hope of Parasurfing @ 2032 Olympics!"

All on the same Page that ISA are partnering a Surf Lifesaving bid but No Surfing Bid as yet...Ok!

13 June 2024 (Also) Same US Paralympic Bid rejection.
5x Paralympic World Surfing Champion Victoria Feige :
"Fresh sense of determination to get Parasurfing included in 2028 / 2032 Brisbane Olympic Games!
Cost is a real Factor! How to Showcase our Value in terms of Viewership to justify higher cost!
* Wavepool / Sponsorship could reduce Logistics / Cost
https://abcnews.go.com/Health/wireStory/advocates-para-surfing-part-para...
Equally important as Paralympic Champ is now aligned with several Oz Surfing Champs & Wavepools
This records first alignment by Multi winning Champs of both camps...Pool will attract Olympic Viewers!
Layne / Steff / Occy / Kelly + Now Victoria all very much on board with Oz Wave Pool Olympics!

Pause :
Breaking News (Today!) More Aussie Champs Mono + Menczer back LA 28 bid also...ISA Olympic call!
Mono : "Having the event on the Beach is expensive...lots of overheads.
2028 Bid / Trestles break Hassles with Accessibility/Timing/ Re-pitching Beach Tents/ Road access.
Kelly did suggest Paralympics in a Wave Pool...(Reads as Genuine!)
In defence UK WGs have held several Parasurf events in Pools & Mono has also ticked the boxes!
Just noting this report ...Aussies are backing up LA 28 bid...no direct 2032 Bid as yet!
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-08-16/para-adaptive-surfing-la-paralymp...

15 Aug 2024: Multi World Champ Blind Parasurfer / Paralympic Cyclist motions for 2032 Parasurfing
Matt Formston : Other Worldly Nazare Big wave Claim > Flips Surfing Sensation on it's head.
"I felt more sensation of Wave from back of ski than at any time Surfing the Wave! (Astounding Claim!)
" So focused on Whistle Prompts that Matt doesn't feel wave bottom, turning or kick out!
Says it's easier to surf than a trip to Woolies!"

Matt is backing Kelly / ISA to include parasurfing in 2032 Brisbane (Any /All) Olympics
Says cost / complexity is no different to other sports > they need to look at whether it's inclusive!
Matt would love to win a Paralympic Oz Gold Medal with his son as spotter at Snapper!
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/article/2024/aug/15/matt-formston-blin...
As of now... Former Premier / Sally / Matt backing 2032 Goldie Surfing Olympics

GB Surfing quest for 2032 Olympic Medals

Xmas 2023 GB Surfing is delighted to announce Sarah Howe as Chair of the organization's new Equity, Diversity and Inclusion Advisory Group. The Group will report directly into the Board of Directors and will work closely with the Executive on GB Surfing's (Ongoing Strategy) to become Medal Competitive by Brisbane Olympics in 2032.
https://www.linkedin.com/posts/gb-surfing_gb-surfing-to-launch-an-edi-ad...

Jan-Feb 2024 GB Surfing Pro Prog Squad GC WSR Olympic 2032 Training Camp

(Forward) GB Pro Prog Squad surfed 40 days since Nov 2023 > Early Feb 2024
Coolangatta 2032 Olympic Camp was first 2024 Camp & ran for 4 weeks

GB Surfing Pro Prog Surfers
Stanley Norman / Patrick Langdon-Dark / Alys Barton / Ellie Turner / Lukas Skinner Charlotte Mulley

The overall purpose can be broken down into 4 key aims...

1) * Good Quality and Consistent Waves
Rippable Waves allowed us to surf our brainz out...(4:45am > 5.00pm)
Final 2 weeks we had to fly in our Soft Tissue Specialist Mike Pellegrino to iron out our niggles!

2) * Increased ability of other Surfers in the Water
Needs a High Performance Quiver Local Coach / JS Quiver next)
Harnessing Goldie Surf Rage will raise the bar to win that medal.

3) * Access to Additional Experienced Coaching
GB Performance Coach (Luke Dillon)
We welcomed Local HPC Coach Mick Cain into the Team Camp hooking some JS boards.

4) * Likely Location of the Olympic Surfing Event in 2032
Overarching Ambition is to have British Athletes capable of medalling at the Brisbane Olympics 2032 >
This includes getting early knowledge of the possible venues > D Bah / Tugun / Snapper Rocks.
We stayed in Cooly to live and breathe the environment to give ourselves a shot at the Medals!

* Team Manager + Operations : Gwen Spurlock
"4 wk Endless Summer Goldie Surf Safari might sound glamorous but included huge amounts of Concentration, Resilience and Determination. Coolangatta is a hub of World Class Surfing, and possible Venue for the 2032 Olympics!"

* Executive Performance Director : Dan Hunt

Read in full here...credit GB Surfing
https://gbsurfing.com/gb-surfing-progression-squad-australia-training-ca...

June (6mth Review) by Sarah Howe (ED&I) Chair (Cont... from Above)
" Working in Partnership with Host Nations, our collective goal is Olympic Medals by Brisbane 2032!"
https://gbsurfing.com/on-a-mission-to-create-an-inclusive-healthy-cultur...

Aug : Ever since we received our UK Sport funding the goal has been to get British Surfers to the 2028 LA Olympics and be ( Medal Contenders by Brisbane 2032 )
Comment : " Would be Amazing to see GB Surfing at #Brisbane 2032"

2nd Sept : Surfline Interview : "Can a UK Surfer make the Olympic Podium by 2032"
https://www.surfline.com/surf-news/can-uk-surfer-make-olympic-podium-203...

Recap :
GB has continually sourced, funded trained at 2032 Brisbane Olympic Venues to win medals.
Surf industry Media / Coaches / Manufactures are all on board with GB Surfing Quest...

Qld / Goldie Hodad swellnet Olympic blogger welcomes GB 2032 Goldie Olympic Stoke.
Happy to share such ambitious Olympic Stoke with swellnet crew!

Without Doubt the most ambitious bid for 2032 Olympic Pro Shortboard Surfing Event.

[Factcheck]

April : ISA / ISL / SLSA Launch Official bid for 2032 Olympic Surfing.
Not ISL but partners ISA / SLSA incorporate dedicated Shortboard Surfing Comps / Venues

1956 Olympics awarded medals for SLS Fibreglass shortboard riding comp! (Displayed Here)
https://www.soulsurf.com.au/product/1956-surf-life-saving-olympic-medal/....

Qldurr / Goldie tbb can't verify if 2032 SLS Olympics bid features or Awards shortboard riders!
GB Surfing seem pretty keen...local tbb promises to update ISA / ISL / SLSA Olympic Medals bid.

Hot Tip! Past Olympics felt guilt tripped to award Lifesavers Medals > Most deserving of Awards.
eg : Locals simply expect 2032 Olympics to award #1 SLSA Games Volunteers as priority!
Crew will recall SLSA being core iconic element of 2018 GC Comm Games...expect SLSA #1 Dedication.
Be unstrayin to dare dream up other...be deported! All say Aye!

Surf Life Saving Bid ( tbb promised to investigate in more detail to answer riddles )

(Chapters reflect the bid rollout)

Olympic Ideal / Demo Sports / Medals / Optional Sports / Rowing?
Surfing Format / Relevance / Coaches / Inclusion Date / Sellout

* Olympic Ideal...
SLSA are promoting the Olympic Ideal athleticism across many Olympic sports.
https://www.insidethegames.biz/articles/1144790/life-saving-inclusion-br...
https://www.insidethegames.biz/articles/1149298/surf-lifesaving-is-prepa....

* Demo Sports / Medals
Olympic History of Demonstration Sports awards 'International Displays' but not National Displays.
1900 Paris staged many Demo Events including Fishing / Kite Flying but these were national events.
Ocean tided Lifesaving Board Events included (o/s Athletes) & were awarded medals...(Not verified)
1924-1992 Official Demo Sports were awarded Smaller Medals that do not Tally towards Team Total.
Translation (smaller) As in 1956 can mean less ornate or generic (Unofficial Team / individual medals)

* Optional / Additional Sports
2020-2032 Host Nation "Optional Sports" = (Team Athletes = Medal Status = Medal Tally)

*Rowing?
10 June 2024 SLSA / Rowing Australia sign MOU.
Coastal Rowing replaces Double Sculls in LA 2028
https://www.insidethegames.biz/articles/1141682/beach-sprint-rowing-los-...
SLSA Australia can best resource / absorb Coastal Rowing to backdoor 2032 Olympics Program
https://sls.com.au/surf-life-saving-australia-and-rowing-australia-team-....
Extra on SLS / Rowing / Olympic Links
https://www.instagram.com/slsnsw/reel/C-wVxjExKlZ/
https://www.instagram.com/slsnsw/reel/C-tZlR8x4Op/

* Surfing Format
Surf Life Saving Bid involves :
Ocean Man/Woman
Ocean Mixed Taplin Relay (18 Teams) 2m / 2w
Surfers fully engage with all waves encountered during 10-20 minute event
100m x 60m Clockwise Surf Race course radiating less by order of athlete assist,
Ski paddler / Boardrider / Bodysurfer / Beach Sprinter

Each Team races out thru the line up around buoys to surf shore
Each Round sees teams Lag > Leaders constantly surfing in varied non/assist craft stages.
Surfcraft is fitted with straps not leashed > Caddies retrieve craft upon shore,

* Relevance ( From a Local Qldurr cross surfer perspective)
tbb was invited to State Titles in Athletics / Football / SLS / Surfing...
Speaking in this context the bodysurfing is by far the highest athletic surf skilled component.
Paddle Board offers less wave skill engagement but equal to Pro Boardriders the ski less so.
Sand sprinting is very exhausting more so after any surfing.

Spectators are rewarded with moderate to skilled surfing ability within a race capacity.
Wave choice is everything in all surf events where lagging surfer can catch WOTD to win event!
All surf events share priority ocean sense to preserve own energy by harnessing ocean energy.
Seascape + VIP Interactions now boss 80% of Spectators revolving Surf Competition Hangs.

Extra upon this tbb was complimented by Lifesavers / Pro Surfers in turn will share compliments
Eg: Queen Steph is a good bodysurfer but equally many lightweight SLS chix hold longer waves.
Shortboards fly higher (vs) Boogerz / Basherz cut faster & deeper & pit smaller longer point pipes.
Any crew know clubbie boards hold many WOTD secrets...from Horizon Line to Tower Keep...Mine!

Noting SLS rescue assist craft prioritize unleashed safety features across all comp design.
Important to salute each Lifeguard is dedicated to rescue competitors above winning any event
Clubbies run short board comps to attract boardriders < > boardriders borrow tag team spirit.
https://x.com/SLSAustralia/status/1780193591203123317?ref_src=twsrc%5Etf...

tbb prefers touchy feely wave wrangling over strapped, leashed, moderated shielded restriction.
What host of rules restrict to shield competitors from surfing a wave rule tbb out of the game.
In all honesty tbb just sees highly restricted bored Athletes being prohibited to surf for a medal.

* Inclusion
Coolangatta Gold Champs
Are building families & coaching > confirming they spriuk Olympic Ideal with Nippers
https://www.facebook.com/WideWorldOfSports/videos/surf-lifesaving-at-bri...
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-10-10/surf-lifesaving-is-preparing-its-...

IOC stress new sports must be (sustainable, inclusive, urban, youth-orientated, spectacular & gender =)
While not requiring new. permanent infrastructure!

50 nations competed in 2024 Qld Gold Coast World Surf Lifesaving Championships.

* Date
OPC Sally Fitzgibbons doesn't officially consider 2032 Sports until (2026)
Timeline reveals Sally has twice endorsed 2032 Surfing in self capacity.

* Sellout
In closing SLSA bid taps on Rowing + Pollies + Qld > Aussies / World Champs / Cooly Gold

Of interest being the very similar cross > Surf Rowing Race Sculls / Paddle Ski Race Hulls
Not sure how Olympics can argue 2 similar exclusive craft events...very few fit these on their car roof.
These elite craft require premium vast Seachange beach Storage + VIP dawn access?

Knowing what tbb knows and being brutally honest...this is super odd & won't end well.
This VIP Partnership requires massive urgent Beach Bunkers neath each Beach Haven Pokie Den.
Need's massive Earth Machinery for massive Upgrades...Who's got that money!

WA SLS Parents have rejected wrapping nippers in Miners clobber...this opens up the backdoor!

Can Imagine what Gina's Lawyers drafted into Hancock / SLSA partnership...be hard to back out...
Says here Gina Owns All Oz Beaches & can mine children or Gold Anytime!
Says all nippers must align with Gina's Olympic Ideal Oz wide Beach Rort

Olympic Vehicle for Gina Rinehart prospecting premium Beach Volleyball / SLSA Icons
Smelling the sellout of SLSA > Gina fitting out nipper girls in Sunday Best > Gina's Beach Fuck Off Ads.
Gina's trademark > Owning millions of Oz Slave Child Brides parading Seachange Beach Havens.
https://www.ginarinehart.com.au/hancock-prospecting-propels-rowing-austr...
https://www.ginarinehart.com.au/volleyslam-caps-off-beach-volleyball-202...
https://rowingaustralia.com.au/latest_news/rusty-robertson-trophy-secure...

Welcome aboard King AlfredWallace + King Supafreak

Crew are on adventure to somewhere intriguing...
tbb will carry out a thorough Olympic Football Moonlight State investigation upon our King.

We Qldurrz take all comments too seriously.

Redirecting peaceful demonstration to King George square round ball dedication.

https://www.swellnet.com/forums/wax/526157?page=11#comment-1017077

Qldurrz reward their chosen one AlfredWallace...for requesting more tireless great info...
You asked we deliver...#1's head on a Platter...

Say Wot tbb...Fark! Never conspired to any Constitutional Crisis.

Too late...can't back out now...once ya sign in, yer in for good...read the T&C...FFS!
So where did ya think these Olympic Rort trails lead...
(Warning!)
You're ideally advised to never divulge yer dream state allegation, well, not in your unfit state!

Strap yerself in...for a bumpy ride to The Very Top!

Is it getting warm in here...Wow! That was a loud bang > where did the front of the house go...#%!*

To be continued...

Err! tbb that's not how Qldurrz welcome guests...it's rude to keep 'em hangin' while yer in hiding!

Rowing Australia (MoU) SLSA
Recipe for Success...
Rowing Australia / Queen of Olympics (MoU) Rowing Australia GG / Chief Patron of SLSA

Back Story
Grassroots mums'n'dads are fleeced $100s for Sporty Kids Lycra to ward off Magnate Slave branding!
Mums & Dads shit on her shit but Top of town ejaculate over it...never the warring sides meet!
All read the news...Top Oz Athlete spits on Magnate's White Shoes...not my kinda Racist Slave Boss!

Magnate storms Head Office to mandate her name thru yer town as official civic duty slave branding.
Devilish if both Magnate & Head Honchos are Rowing for the Same Team (Cough!) No pun intended!

*Ok! We need to pause...(Continues below after review of Patronage Patrol)
We need to first examine how this gap opened to invite exploitation of Sacred Safety Icons...

Research : SLSA Chief Patron is Ruling Monarch and or equally Oz GG > Vice Patron is PM
Required to reward Hero Medals & run a ruler over upstanding Gold Standard partners.
Who are our current RLS / SLSA Chief / Vice Patrons?
When did RLS / SLSA Chief / Patrons last engage or address Australian Beachgoers?

Chief Patrons : RLS Queen Elizabeth II / SLSA Prince Phillip > [ ? ]
Royal Family Bronze Med / Royal Dune Buggy hoons / Surfed in Carnivals
Their delegated Aussie Royal Surf reps are less such Wild Beach Types...

GG Patrons RLS / SLSA : 2000's Bryce > Cosgrove > Hurley > [ ? ]
2021 https://sls.com.au/about-us/our-value/
Vice Patron : PM Morrison > ( Q: Is Scomo the Last man Standing & by default #1 Patron? )
2019 https://sls.com.au/prime-minister-accepts-position-of-vice-patron-of-sur...

18 Feb 2023 tbb shared a run of 2020-22 Pollie Message Vids
https://www.swellnet.com/news/swellnet-dispatch/2018/09/18/not-surfing-d...
1 Dec 2022 PM's Messages on National Water Safety Day (First Day of Summer)

(Time Pause) Actual Real ~ Fair Dinkum 2021-24 PM Surf Safety Poll (Vid Views)
1 Dec 2021 > 18 Feb 2023 Albo 279 (vs) PM Scomo 480
18 Feb 2023 > 16 Oct 2024 Albo 298 (vs) PM Scomo 491

1 Dec 2022 > 18 Feb 2023 Dutto 437(vs) PM Albo 402
18 Feb 2023 > 16 Oct 2024 Dutto 494 (vs) PM Albo 505

Last Gasp...Surf Message
Aug 2024 (RLS / SLSA) Resorted to Parliamentary Volunteer saying drownings are up again guys!

Crew can read the importance of researching & sharing the roles of above Patrons / Pollies
Mostly because it's taboo & tbb sucked up wot little is shared to preserve it for next reviewer!
Rescuing the dregz of Surf Life Saving Spirit that died with the Royal Hodad Surfies...
All down hill without Higher Power Patrol > So why devalue & alienate sacred surf safety!
Don't act shocked > tbb's 10 year WSL review shares same sell out of surf spirit toward gaming / grog!

Olympic RA (MoU) SLSA (All clearly see the Lack of Patron oversight / direction / endorsement!)

SLSA President prides priority CEO cross tech marketing > Brings us up to date (Here & Now)

*Ok...Now we can continue from above with set guidelines to continue with objective open mind!

Gina buys Olympic access to mandate Civic Sports / Health / Science / Education Corp merchandising!
Pops in $10m / yr to rort 100% institutionalized branding on every certified School-Uni-IT Web Page
Top Down obligates brand Gina from sea to learning tree canopy...in every pool to school text book!
https://www.hancockprospecting.com.au/gina-rinehart-australias-biggest-o...
https://www.nine.com.au/sport/olympics/paris-2024-gina-rinehart-why-is-a...

( Equally Powerful Parallel Timeline now merges! )
Please don't ask why / how tbb digs this up from way back when...just know all roads lead to here.

Women's Rowing Australia is Central to both Most Powerful Magnate + Governenor General
It is their twin engine driving force that propels Ocean Rowing from LA to Brisbane...runs the lot!
Holy Grail similarities of sponsoring extreme 3rd world Pov girls to row alongside toff tomboys.

1985 (National Rowing Champs) Women's Lightweight 4 > 5th ACT Power House GG Sam Mostyn!
https://www.rowinghistory-aus.info/national-championships/1985-2#gsc.tab=0

Sharing that our GG has a long established Elite Rowing Pedigree that Gina now owns outright

May 2015 [ Champions of Change Coalition ] The scope of this is extraordinary!
https://championsofchangecoalition.org/about-us/
CEO Rowing Australia Sarah Cook + CEO SLSA Adam Weir are backed by 243 Biggest Govt / Corps
https://championsofchangecoalition.org/our-members/

2021 (415) Views > Sam Mostyn Women's Mob marries Champions of Change
https://www.aiiw.org.au/research-resources/sharpening-our-focus-on-corpo...

3rd April 2024 PM announces King Charles III Appoints GG Sam Mostyn > Sworn in 1 July.
Champions of Change are happy to inform Albo of their kinda GG.
https://www.linkedin.com/posts/championsofchangecoalition_prime-minister...
https://www.broadagenda.com.au/2024/what-sam-mostyns-appointment-as-gove...

10 May 2024 New GG @ Gina HQ hugging Hancock Prospecting Chix ( Gina's Sarah Cook / CoC)
https://www.facebook.com/RowingAustralia/posts/this-morning-ra-was-delig...

11 June 2024 CEO Sarah Cook / Rowing Australia (MoU) SLSA GG Patron + CEO Adam Weir
Officially fully Orchestrated & bankrolled by Champions of Change 243 Biggest Oz Govt Corps
https://rowingaustralia.com.au/latest_news/rusty-robertson-trophy-secure...
https://sls.com.au/surf-life-saving-australia-and-rowing-australia-team-....

13 June 2024 GG hands out first Gina HQ Para OAM
https://rowingaustralia.com.au/latest_news/barbara-ramjan-oam-rowing-aus...

Sept 2024 SLSA Patron GG hangs with CoC RA CEO Sarah Cook @ Gina's HQ.
https://www.linkedin.com/posts/sarahcook-oly-gaicd_wonderful-to-see-our-...
https://rowingaustralia.com.au/rowsellas

Gina's Coastal Rowing hooks up VIP Seachange SLS Clubs + Rowing / Yacht Clubs.
They need to suck up whatever free Premium Beaches / Casinos / Govt / Council education resource.
Money shake down by AIS Rowing Machines to kitting out every SLSC with premium Oars / Craft
Govts mandate endless up-valued zany tech blowout & rort each new exorbitant VIP Olympic sport
Locked in for Brisbane so they reckon...that's why SLSA

That's about it Gena owns the drug that GG craves
Politics aside they fund elite women's sports rorts to rort what was once accessible.
Soon they'll mandate VIP SLSA nipper's sports science as part of Bronze Scholarships etc...
Olympic Fox Oar stroke monitor is $400 Bond > Must wear $300 Club Bio Bra / $100 SharkBanz.
Just like that folks... Sam sells SLSA to Gina for elite seachange Olympic Girls SLSA Beach Club...
They can't grow more Clubs so they upmarket to Olympic standard to fleece elite seachange sistas.
"Olympic Gold Woman" > Shits over cereal pack iron man! That's how ya fund SLSA...Money for Jam!
[Factcheck] There are already 55% Female Nippers / Olympians > soon 60% & beyond! Not Stoppin'!

Example Qld 2032
https://www.rowingqld.asn.au/coastal-rowing/coastal-rowing-clubs-in-quee...

Breakwater/Bay : Mooloolaba ~ Sprint / Coastal Rowing Beach + Ample Posh Surf / Yacht Club (Cruise Ships)
https://rowingaustralia.com.au/latest_news/australian-coastal-rowing-and...
https://rowingaustralia.com.au/australian-coastal-and-beach-sprint-champ...

Over The Top Lavish Goldie Awards canvass wider sports education add on packages.
https://rowingaustralia.com.au/latest_news/gold-coast-to-host-2024-ocean...

2024 (Recent) Coastal Rowing Sprints World Titles Genoa
1987 tbb was arrested by Genoa Rail Guard for unknowingly not paying for the sawdust pit dunny.
Detained until we cashed a TC traveller cheque at 20% Station Exchange fee in order to break free.
Seriously what this goon looked like...Clasping with his Shouty Voice / Eye Stare & stiff handed weapon
https://fr.web.img3.acsta.net/r_1280_720/medias/nmedia/18/85/64/27/19864...

Ok! Starts by racing 20m to dive head first into a boat ends face planting the shorie or finish line.
Nope! That's not a Joke...this is exactly what they do...no idea! Huh! (Tear up safe boarding manual!)
A $Billion VIP Row Boat get's trashed each heat...snap in half if a half decent wave hit it...Lay day!
https://www.rowingqld.asn.au/coastal-rowing/coastal-rowing-overview
Even truebluebasher is shocked by these Jocks smashing up their boats and / or the shoreline.
Not sure why ya need University Degrees & Scientists to smash into stuff...awfully funny though!
Sure! Ya can search for all the bloopers > like wipeouts only these are more intentionally stupid!
Took tbb a good while to present the sport in best light to pass it off as an Olympic Event...not really!
Goes to show...it's just a half baked rort to boss beaches & mandate new sport science industry.
eg: disabled tbb picks up a larger debris haul on his own than all these Jocks with James Bond Gear!
Yet they wanna make a movie...say no more...again...these are the pick of the litter! Being nice here!