The worse songs in the history of the known universe.

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Sheepdog started the topic in Sunday, 10 Apr 2016 at 4:39pm

You know the ones.. The mega hits.... They blared out over all the radio stations.... MTV.... Countdown.... Rage........ At the time, you shook your head.... "Why? ...... How can people buy this? That's not a song.... That's a dying animal..... It's a CIA torture device.....
Share your worse distant and recent musical memories here.... Let's have a laugh....

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happyasS Friday, 15 Apr 2016 at 11:38pm

they should put this after Beethoven's 5th onboard the next deep-space voyager.....confuse the fuck out of the aliens.

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Sheepdog Saturday, 16 Apr 2016 at 10:28pm

380 MILLION you tube hits can't be wrong, right? I mean, it'd have to be good, yeah?????

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Lowtide Friday, 22 Apr 2016 at 8:33pm

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southey Friday, 22 Apr 2016 at 9:22pm

Santo Ciluaro ..... Champagne comedy .....
Australia's Sacha Baron Cohen , before he was conceived .

That was actually entertaining , this . Not so .
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trippergreenfeet Friday, 22 Apr 2016 at 11:16pm

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Sheepdog Saturday, 30 Apr 2016 at 9:04pm

A really crap song needs to be catchy..... lol

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velocityjohnno Sunday, 1 May 2016 at 7:25pm

not allowed to comment in shock until listened to all 1:22:53 of it.

A primer for you:

"People f*cking hate c@nts like Phil Collins, and if they don't — they f*cking should": Noel Gallagher, who probably deserves one or two links on this topic as well.

And if that doesn't depress you for the early part of next week, I've still got Michael Bolton compilations and the entire Lion King soundtrack to link up. Being a parent of small kids in the mid to late 90's, I still have PTSD from the constant repeats... The best way to alleviate an episode when the song gets stuck in your head is to sing it as badly as possible at loud volume to your significant other, it's the only thing that gets rid of it...

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velocityjohnno Sunday, 1 May 2016 at 7:10pm

Beautiful little tune that brutally got memed:

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