The worse songs in the history of the known universe.

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Sheepdog started the topic in Sunday, 10 Apr 2016 at 4:39pm

You know the ones.. The mega hits.... They blared out over all the radio stations.... MTV.... Countdown.... Rage........ At the time, you shook your head.... "Why? ...... How can people buy this? That's not a song.... That's a dying animal..... It's a CIA torture device.....
Share your worse distant and recent musical memories here.... Let's have a laugh....

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southey Monday, 11 Apr 2016 at 5:33pm

Yes Nomad , thanks for reminding me of such Genre's .

You guys don't realise that i used these sorts of ditty's to harass opponents to within an inch of their insanity on a number occasion's .
They have to be grating .

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Sheepdog Monday, 11 Apr 2016 at 5:33pm

Here..... 2 music legends combine for a chart topping slice of douche cake....

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indo-dreaming Monday, 11 Apr 2016 at 5:43pm

Here's my worst 100 songs of 2015 http://www.abc.net.au/triplej/hottest100/15/countdown/

And to think they actually use to play some good music.

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Sheepdog Tuesday, 12 Apr 2016 at 12:32am
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Yes Nomad , thanks for reminding me of such Genre's .

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3S9XjLqRD3A

You guys don't realise that i used these sorts of ditty's to harass opponents to within an inch of their insanity on a number occasion's .
They have to be grating .

Urrrrghhhhhhh.....................

Okaaaay....... It's time.......

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fraser-gordon Tuesday, 12 Apr 2016 at 8:04am

Could not stand it then nothing has changed since.

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fraser-gordon Tuesday, 12 Apr 2016 at 8:12am

It get's worse.

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cycd Tuesday, 12 Apr 2016 at 9:19am

This cannot be unseen

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AndyM Tuesday, 12 Apr 2016 at 9:38am
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This cannot be unseen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoQ5goVpjyM

WTF.... there is so much wrong with that

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AndyM Tuesday, 12 Apr 2016 at 9:42am
Sheepdog wrote:
southey wrote:

Yes Nomad , thanks for reminding me of such Genre's .

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3S9XjLqRD3A

You guys don't realise that i used these sorts of ditty's to harass opponents to within an inch of their insanity on a number occasion's .
They have to be grating .

Urrrrghhhhhhh.....................

Okaaaay....... It's time.......

Dog that's totally like something out of Triple J's Hottest 100.

Not sure if I want to watch him "nae nae" - don't babies do that in they nappies?

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cycd Tuesday, 12 Apr 2016 at 11:56am
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cycd wrote:

This cannot be unseen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoQ5goVpjyM

WTF.... there is so much wrong with that

Yes.... yes there is

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Sheepdog Tuesday, 12 Apr 2016 at 12:13pm
AndyM wrote:
Sheepdog wrote:
southey wrote:

Yes Nomad , thanks for reminding me of such Genre's .

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3S9XjLqRD3A

You guys don't realise that i used these sorts of ditty's to harass opponents to within an inch of their insanity on a number occasion's .
They have to be grating .

Urrrrghhhhhhh.....................

Okaaaay....... It's time.......

Dog that's totally like something out of Triple J's Hottest 100.

Not sure if I want to watch him "nae nae" - don't babies do that in they nappies?

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Sheepdog Tuesday, 12 Apr 2016 at 12:15pm
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This cannot be unseen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoQ5goVpjyM

Over 1.6 million views on youtube....... Un.... fucking.....believable..........

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AndyM Tuesday, 12 Apr 2016 at 12:24pm
cycd wrote:
AndyM wrote:
cycd wrote:

This cannot be unseen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoQ5goVpjyM

WTF.... there is so much wrong with that

Yes.... yes there is

Hahaha, I'm permanently scarred!

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fitzroy-21 Tuesday, 12 Apr 2016 at 3:24pm

I can't believe I actually watched that..............there is no way you could actually describe that to someone.

Yep. I'm scarred.

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Shatner'sBassoon Tuesday, 12 Apr 2016 at 3:37pm

He's a one man band...nobody knows nor understands. Well, except for HIM obviously. The big fella.

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chook Tuesday, 12 Apr 2016 at 4:11pm
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benski Tuesday, 12 Apr 2016 at 4:14pm

AndyM that was hilarious!

If that's the turn this thread is taking, then I can't go past rathergood's joyful proclamation to the moon.

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That aside, so far I'm still proving most perturbed by sheepdog's contributions. All these tunes are terrible, no question. They're all vying for the title of worst in the known universe. But Van Halen and Charlene, they have been stuck playing in my head for a couple of days now and it's driving me crazy!

Worst thing is, I remember growing up and thinking Charlene had lived a pretty cool life, aside from the trauma of seeing things a woman ain't sposed to see, so there's been a certain nostalgia to go with the lyrical rotation in my head. I need to end this nightmare!

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chook Tuesday, 12 Apr 2016 at 4:31pm

that moon song is pretty good!

i wonder if dr edlestein and wife ever booked some studio time?

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Shatner'sBassoon Tuesday, 12 Apr 2016 at 5:48pm

Who's in the house?

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zenagain Tuesday, 12 Apr 2016 at 6:21pm

JC dats who!

I so remember that Shats. Classic.

And Benski, I actually enjoyed the moon track. Is it possible for something to be so stupid as to go the full circle and end up kinda cool?

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zenagain Tuesday, 12 Apr 2016 at 6:27pm

Actual musicians? I'm skeptical.

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Sheepdog Tuesday, 12 Apr 2016 at 6:55pm

As the talking heads once sang, "my god... what have I done".............

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benski Tuesday, 12 Apr 2016 at 10:31pm

zen, chook, absolutely that's one of my all time favourite things on the internet. I reckon it's hiliarious! Came across it about 15 years ago I think, on rathergood.com. I love the total absurdity, just like that sit on you song.

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AndyM Tuesday, 12 Apr 2016 at 10:52pm
benski wrote:

AndyM that was hilarious!

If that's the turn this thread is taking, then I can't go past rathergood's joyful proclamation to the moon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9MZNEXrElw&nohtml5=False

That aside, so far I'm still proving most perturbed by sheepdog's contributions. All these tunes are terrible, no question. They're all vying for the title of worst in the known universe. But Van Halen and Charlene, they have been stuck playing in my head for a couple of days now and it's driving me crazy!

Worst thing is, I remember growing up and thinking Charlene had lived a pretty cool life, aside from the trauma of seeing things a woman ain't sposed to see, so there's been a certain nostalgia to go with the lyrical rotation in my head. I need to end this nightmare!

Benski, I've been to paradise but I've never been to me.

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AndyM Tuesday, 12 Apr 2016 at 10:58pm

And I'm still having horrific visions of "I Sit On You" man taking off his Texas Tuxedo double denim outfit, and twerking in front of me so his massive gut flaps up and down so as to reveal his old fella like it's under a strobe light.

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Sheepdog Tuesday, 12 Apr 2016 at 11:34pm

Sorry , Benski..... I really am..... But on a day drive to Mount Gambier, a regional radio station played that bloody Van Halen song.... That's what got me thinking about all the shite music out there..... Regional radio stations have a lot to answer for :p

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cycd Wednesday, 13 Apr 2016 at 12:29am

Can't believe I looked up this one for the forum... Won't be able to sleep now haha

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southey Wednesday, 13 Apr 2016 at 1:12am

There's some real turds in there guys . Well done . !

This'll get a groovin and movin !

The true measure of a really bad song is it has to be catchy , so that it's stuck in head for days ....

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southey Wednesday, 13 Apr 2016 at 1:20am

" Till we meet again " should fu$&@ hope not !

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asharper001 Wednesday, 13 Apr 2016 at 8:05am

Double shot...(and they should be)

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I always found it weird that when actors were written out of neighbours, it was because they moved to the Gold Coast.

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zenagain Wednesday, 13 Apr 2016 at 8:30am

I always found it weird that some people watched Neighnours:)

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zenagain Wednesday, 13 Apr 2016 at 8:31am

Just fuckin' with ya Hash.

Southey you bastard, I'll be singing Shoop Diddy Wop all day now.

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asharper001 Wednesday, 13 Apr 2016 at 8:51am

Not my fault brother, It was always on at best mates house. She and her mum were addicted to it. Could only talk during the ad breaks.

Now go and get stuffed (or is that Going gets tough?).

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zenagain Wednesday, 13 Apr 2016 at 10:01am

How about these two chart topping clangers:-

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trippergreenfeet Wednesday, 13 Apr 2016 at 11:09am

I know what I really wannado...and that's drive nails into my fucking ears

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJLIiF15wjQ&nohtml5=False

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trippergreenfeet Wednesday, 13 Apr 2016 at 11:21am

Burn your ears out with either the studio or live version, doesn't really matter, they'll both make you feel like shit at the end...shame cause this chick has done some good work...WARNING: one reviewer of this album said it was "unlistenable"

Go ahead, make your day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvytqVF7hg0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qi9hDyq1Fpg&nohtml5=False the audience here must be on some great fucking drugs to applaude and cheer like they do at the end...sick fuckers!

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Sheepdog Wednesday, 13 Apr 2016 at 11:34am

Does anyone here like this song? No! No!.... Not me.....

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trippergreenfeet Wednesday, 13 Apr 2016 at 11:37am
Sheepdog wrote:

Does anyone here like this song? No! No!.... Not me.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKeJlpXOIqw

SD, you knocking little Bwian!

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Sheepdog Wednesday, 13 Apr 2016 at 11:38am

I'm on a roll now.....

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asharper001 Wednesday, 13 Apr 2016 at 11:41am

Holy Grail - Hunters and Collectors. Just so f'ing sick of that song that I can't even bring myself to post a link. Same with We are the Champions by Queen. Those two songs (particularly Holy Grail) have turned me off watching any Grand Final coverage of any sporting event for the rest of my life.

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udo Wednesday, 13 Apr 2016 at 11:48am

Ash mate its o.k. 40 yrs on im still singing along to
Football Meatpies Kangaroos and Holden cars [ Abbots lies]

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Sheepdog Wednesday, 13 Apr 2016 at 1:36pm
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Holy Grail - Hunters and Collectors. Just so f'ing sick of that song that I can't even bring myself to post a link. Same with We are the Champions by Queen. Those two songs (particularly Holy Grail) have turned me off watching any Grand Final coverage of any sporting event for the rest of my life.

Yeah... I know where ya coming from.... But I don't think that is a "shit song" issue.... More of an overload issue...... Bit like having to eat the same meal for dinner every night.... Might be a great meal, but ffs....

Tell you the truth, i cant stand the sound of cold chisel or barnsey...... Just shut the fuck up, PLEASE..... Doesn't help that I always thought they were grossly over rated to start with..... I did see them live back in the day.... Good pub band.... But fuckn hell..... Basic uninspiring bogan anthem shit has never been my thing......
Sittin on the beach drinkin rocket fuel oooooooh yeah........ Probably their best moment.....

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fitzroy-21 Wednesday, 13 Apr 2016 at 1:15pm

Hahahaha.............go on, click onto the link..........

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trippergreenfeet Wednesday, 13 Apr 2016 at 1:23pm
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Hahahaha.............go on, click onto the link..........

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bEyBDvojPQ

Fuck you and your beer and lemonade fitzy...that was cruel.

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trippergreenfeet Wednesday, 13 Apr 2016 at 1:26pm

line this up boys...nowhere near as much fun as the real deal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfDK5_bsP-k&nohtml5=False

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trippergreenfeet Wednesday, 13 Apr 2016 at 1:32pm

Worked with a very uncool happy clapper (there's your hint) who had this shit on high rotation...this one was of his fave songs...suffer for your sins ya bastards haha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzsVI18DIZU

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Sheepdog Wednesday, 13 Apr 2016 at 1:48pm

I was stuck on an 86 foot prawn trawler for 6 weeks back in the early 80s, up in the Torres straight.... Apart from the cunt of a skippers irish ballad collection there was only one "contemporary" cassette (remember them?) on board..... I get ptsd whenever I hear ANYTHING from this band.....

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trippergreenfeet Wednesday, 13 Apr 2016 at 1:51pm
Sheepdog wrote:

I was stuck on an 86 foot prawn trawler for 6 weeks back in the early 80s, up in the Torres straight.... Apart from the cunt of a skippers irish ballad collection there was only one "contemporary" cassette (remember them?) on board..... I get ptsd whenever I hear ANYTHING from this band.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDNtqy0zjJA

Boats name wasn't Hotel California by any chance?...you can never leave!

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Blowin Wednesday, 13 Apr 2016 at 1:58pm
trippergreenfeet wrote:
Sheepdog wrote:

I was stuck on an 86 foot prawn trawler for 6 weeks back in the early 80s, up in the Torres straight.... Apart from the cunt of a skippers irish ballad collection there was only one "contemporary" cassette (remember them?) on board..... I get ptsd whenever I hear ANYTHING from this band.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDNtqy0zjJA

Boats name wasn't Hotel California by any chance?...you can never leave!

Worst. Ever.

Ever !!!

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trippergreenfeet Wednesday, 13 Apr 2016 at 2:16pm

Specially for you Blowin...enjoy the rest of your day :-)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrfhf1Gv4Tw