The worse songs in the history of the known universe.
One of these days Tripper....
Just when you're least expecting it.
Then....Bammm !
You'll be tied to a chair in a dark room , floodlight in your eyes and facing Jimmy Barnes playing his soul sessions hits acoustically .....with eternal encores.
Blowin wrote:One of these days Tripper....
Just when you're least expecting it.
Then....Bammm !
You'll be tied to a chair in a dark room , floodlight in your eyes and facing Jimmy Barnes playing his soul sessions hits acoustically .....with eternal encores.
Blowin, you'll be happy to know Barnsy is my kryptonite....that damn infernal screaming, just shut the fuck up already and stab me in the eye with a burnt stick!
Put your boxing gloves on.....................
&nohtml5=FalseAnd who could forget...........
Ok, fitzy....... That was not called for...... Below the belt even....... I think you deserve this!!!!!
And Sheepy comes in with a swinging roundhouse.
Fucking Michael Bolton!
I didn't think I'd have to go there but I'm gonna dig deep.
Booyah!
I thought I had scraped the bottom of the barrel....................... SD and Zen, you have no shame.
This one's below the belt
TGF, that was uncalled for..........this ones for you.
Take this both of you.
Zen, you should be condemned.
I'm so scared by this thread, I forget what has and hasn't been posted.
I'll leave you all today with this to sing along to...........................
udo wrote:Ash mate its o.k. 40 yrs on im still singing along to
Football Meatpies Kangaroos and Holden cars [ Abbots lies]
Great memories there Udo. Was a cracker of a jingle.
Just to add to Grand Final suffering, Up there Cazaly sends me bonkers. F'ing Mike Brady!!!!!! Is there anything he has done that doesn't sound like shit (One day in September, dodo commercial etc).
I agree with fitzy, each new post wipes the memory of the last...my poor synapses are copping a beating.
I dare any of ya to listen to the whole song.
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Nope, Tripper, couldn't do it...you sick sick man. Back at you.
asharper001 wrote:Nope, Tripper, couldn't do it...you sick sick man. Back at you.
That's like being stuck on a shitty QLD tour bus eternally visiting the big fruit theme parks...just take me to frontal lobotomy world please!
I fear this thread has a long way to run still.
&nohtml5=False A looooong way to go.......
I believe she got smacked at the Exchange in Sydney.
Some of these are just beautiful.
I wasn't sure whether to go down this path....but Fitz made me do it.
You want footy anthems, here ya go!
Who needs one song when you can have a medley...
Can't believe this hadn't been posted earlier...
&nohtml5=False Was going to post Mmmmbop by Hansen earlier but got a 503 Service Unavailable - No server is available to handle this request. Not even the server want's that song posted.
Golden Hash.
I'm quite partial to a bit of Metal /Hardcore .
But these guys , especially the visuals . Have me wanting out .
https://m.
From something as hard as Chalk . To some real cheese ( the smelly kind ) .
https://m.
Fuck the 80's has a lot to answer for !
https://m.
Amen .
https://m.
Cant stand this fucking song.
And this one to.
?list=RDZyhrYis509A asharper001 wrote:Can't believe this hadn't been posted earlier...
yeah, not the best skatt brother's song that one...but they make up for it with "walk the night", an absolute stone cold, floor-filling classic.
chook wrote:asharper001 wrote:Can't believe this hadn't been posted earlier...
yeah, not the best skatt brother's song that one...but they make up for it with "walk the night", an absolute stone cold, floor-filling classic.
My god Chook, have you no shame??? Absolutely speechless at that.
shame? hell no, i surf bondi.
try this one from 8.00 onwards... unfortunately it cuts out the police rape and the "stick that big sausage in me" line.
Take your pick...I had to.
chook wrote:shame? hell no, i surf bondi.
try this one from 8.00 onwards... unfortunately it cuts out the police rape and the "stick that big sausage in me" line.
Again chook, speechless.
And Southey, no more Vengaboys.....ever.....please!!! That's totally un-called for.
It had to be done................
Laughing My Farken Arse Off
A great song and a 'special' vid to match. Get into it!!
asharper001 wrote:chook wrote:shame? hell no, i surf bondi.
try this one from 8.00 onwards... unfortunately it cuts out the police rape and the "stick that big sausage in me" line.
Again chook, speechless.
And Southey, no more Vengaboys.....ever.....please!!! That's totally un-called for.
Yeah that'll stretch your horizons asharper - or maybe something else.
southey wrote:There's some real turds in there guys . Well done . !
This'll get a groovin and movin !
The true measure of a really bad song is it has to be catchy , so that it's stuck in head for days ....
Southey, you bastard, I woke up this morning with the clock showing 2.38am and this song playing in my head. Yes, a little too catchy.
AndyM wrote:asharper001 wrote:chook wrote:shame? hell no, i surf bondi.
try this one from 8.00 onwards... unfortunately it cuts out the police rape and the "stick that big sausage in me" line.
Again chook, speechless.
And Southey, no more Vengaboys.....ever.....please!!! That's totally un-called for.
Yeah that'll stretch your horizons asharper - or maybe something else.
Ahh AndyM, I think you should leave it alone now.....(or you could go blind).
If you'd just like to cough for me please Mr Harper, this won't hurt a bit.
asharper001 wrote:southey wrote:There's some real turds in there guys . Well done . !
This'll get a groovin and movin !
The true measure of a really bad song is it has to be catchy , so that it's stuck in head for days ....
Southey, you bastard, I woke up this morning with the clock showing 2.38am and this song playing in my head. Yes, a little too catchy.
Could be worse ..... 3 pockets is a bad one to wake you up to .
Who was the prick who posted We Built This City?
Hanging out the washing this morning...sun shining, peaceful...than fucking BAM! We built this city..we built this city on rock n roll..we built this city..we built this city on rock n roll....we built...we built this city on...fuck.
This guy's music turned into absolute shitefulness.
trippergreenfeet wrote:Who was the prick who posted We Built This City?
Hanging out the washing this morning...sun shining, peaceful...than fucking BAM! We built this city..we built this city on rock n roll..we built this city..we built this city on rock n roll....we built...we built this city on...fuck.
Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! I was that prick..... I think...... But I've heard that much shite on this thread, my brain is leaking out of my ears..... So I just can't be sure...... If it was me, mate, here's something to ease the pain...... bahaha
Right you bahstards, time to suffer:
Lovely Colette - ring my bell. Hear it once and it don't go away.
Johnno, bringing huey Lewis into the mix was a pretty low act, mate..... But as far as Gwen Stefani goes, Maaan she can sing that crap in my bed, if ya know what I'm sayin'..... lol
Sheepdog wrote:trippergreenfeet wrote:Who was the prick who posted We Built This City?
Hanging out the washing this morning...sun shining, peaceful...than fucking BAM! We built this city..we built this city on rock n roll..we built this city..we built this city on rock n roll....we built...we built this city on...fuck.
Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! I was that prick..... I think...... But I've heard that much shite on this thread, my brain is leaking out of my ears..... So I just can't be sure...... If it was me, mate, here's something to ease the pain...... bahaha
Sheepo.mate come on......
I was blissfully unaware of such crud. But now you've introduced me to its existence .
Reminding someone is one thing .uncovering it is too much . Back in the bottle Genie .
"Sheepo.mate come on......
I was blissfully unaware of such crud. "
Who the F**** do you think you're foolin' bruva? i could picture you grooving to that song up in Thredbo with a boutique beer in hand.......
But seriously..... We're 3 pages in.... And we haven't even touched the sides of the music swill barrel.... Really quite unbelievable how much shit we've had to endure on the airwaves....
You know the ones.. The mega hits.... They blared out over all the radio stations.... MTV.... Countdown.... Rage........ At the time, you shook your head.... "Why? ...... How can people buy this? That's not a song.... That's a dying animal..... It's a CIA torture device.....
Share your worse distant and recent musical memories here.... Let's have a laugh....