I love Bali

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Blowin started the topic in Thursday, 19 Mar 2015 at 6:55pm

I love Bali.

You wouldn't think that such a thought could be controversial . But it is.
Many people don't love Bali, in fact they proclaim to hate it. Bemoan what it has become, it's lack of purity, it's lost innocence.

Sure, I can see their point. I can't imagine anywhere on Earth that has been transformed as radically as Bali over the last thirty years. From rice paddies and coconut groves to six story discotheques . It's totally unrecognisable in the most built up areas.

But that's not what this post is about. It's about why I LOVE Bali.

I love Bali because ...

- it's still the home of an intense cluster of world class waves. Roping lefts : Uluwatu, freight train right barrels : Sanur, backlit mega tubes : Padang Padang. Rip able reefs, fun beachies. Short , slabby pits and long mellow points. River mouths and bombies. It's got the lot.

- it's still possible to get uncrowded quality waves in 2015 when it seems as though the entire planet has discovered surfing. I was trading crystal clear , rolling right walls with only two other surfers just this morning.

- it's still freaking beautiful. Watching the mist reveal Mt Agung in that unique Bali morning light from a black sand beach as the sun comes up is still special.

- the food is amazing. Walking around town building up a hunger and knowing that at any given time you are within shouting distance of fresh, exotic and delicious meals with enough variety to make your head spin is priceless.

- the Balinese are legends. Friendly, happy and always keen for a joke. Unfailingly polite and welcoming. Healthy, spiritual and decent.

- the Balinese surfers rip their waves and they still own them. A visiting Brazilian would not think twice to drop in on an Aussie local at Kirra. But you won't see the same in Bali. The Balinese surfers are treated with the respect they deserve. Because as everyone knows, if they are not treated with respect there is consequences.

- the water is so warm it's like swimming in silken angels tears.

- telling people that you are going to Bali will often elicit a response along the lines of ......"why would you go to that traffic ridden, noisy shithole ?" And then as you're kicking back with a Bintang watching the sunset over Uluwatu you can imagine them sitting at lights in their car on their way home from work in Perth. Which , for those that have never been , is a noisy , traffic ridden shithole. And this makes me laugh. Which is something I enjoy doing.

- The fruit is incredible.

- despite the millions of tourists, the fast food franchises and the Aussie over familiarity with the joint it's still exotic. The smell of clove cigarettes, the ogo ogos of Nyepi, the Buddhist offerings , monkeys , food and language are all enticingly foreign.

- there is no overreaching nanny state. You want to ride your motorbike with all four of your children and the missus on the back...whilst texting. Go for it.

- you can live like a king on a regular Aussie income. Maybe not such a great benefit for the Balinese themselves though.

- it's close to Oz. Twenty hour plane ride and a shot at developing deep vein thrombosis.....ummm no thanks. It's actually faster to fly to Bali from Perth than it is to drive to Albany. You can fly from Port Hedland in less than two hours.

- you get an opportunity to regularly witness some of the most foolhardy behaviour imaginable on a daily basis. You ever seen a man being doubled on a motorbike through traffic whilst holding a large pane of glass ? What about seeing someone hold a nail between his bare fingers while his mate tries to grind the tip off it ? It's all there folks.

- you can see people making do with not much and making it work. An exhaust system held on with a T Shirt ? An outboard motor attached to a boat with no anchoring system, just held on with a man's brute force ? Why not ? It might not work forever but it'll usually get em over the line.

- the winds can blow offshore for months at a time and when they blow onshore, well , that just makes it offshore somewhere else. It's an island !

- you haven't seen glassy oceanic conditions till you've seen Indonesian sheet glass. It's like an oil slick. And if you're ever near Benoa Harbour that could well be what it is.

- old people are accorded the respect they deserve.

- it's exciting. It's a melting pot of the world. Wide eyed villages from remote Asia, jaded techno princesses from Russia, sleek surfy chicks from Canada , your next door neighbour from Ipswich....it's a party and everyone is invited.

Including YOU. I'll see you there. You can't miss me.

I'll be the sun burnt drunk in a head to toe Bintang ensemble with hair braids and a fresh tattoo of a unicorn across my back . Don't be shy. Come and say hello.

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Supafreak Friday, 17 May 2024 at 8:15pm
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Geezas Supa heavey hope a speedy recovery no infection how good is BIMC.

They are very good and really under the pump , surgeon said she mainly does motor bike and surfing cuts . They also treated me years ago for a parasite in my intestines , diagnosed and medication within the hour , that would have taken about 1 week in Australia by the time you go to pathology, get results then drs script .

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ashsam Friday, 17 May 2024 at 10:09pm

Internal stitches can take a few months to heal.

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Supafreak Friday, 17 May 2024 at 10:29pm
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Internal stitches can take a few months to heal.

All good, dr said no surfing for 1 week , I said I’m happy to sit out for 2 weeks until external stitches removed , no swell anyway , I might go site seeing , amed is lovely this time of year .

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Supafreak Friday, 17 May 2024 at 11:13pm

Farking awesome , now sitting in arena restaurant in sanur listening to crazy horse opening song, pink floyd comfortably numb , yes the drugs they gave me have finally kicked in . First saw these guys at peanuts club kuta in 86 IMG-7375

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Jelly Flater Friday, 17 May 2024 at 11:30pm

- aaah supa ;)
V nice taste in music, and food

That place got some great escargot and another goodie is the steak with blue cheese....
- hope u heal up well.

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ashsam Saturday, 18 May 2024 at 6:42am
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Internal stitches can take a few months to heal.

All good, dr said no surfing for 1 week , I said I’m happy to sit out for 2 weeks until external stitches removed , no swell anyway , I might go site seeing , amed is lovely this time of year .

You shouldn’t of posted those giggles memes :)

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ashsam Saturday, 18 May 2024 at 6:47am
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- aaah supa ;)
V nice taste in music, and food

That place got some great escargot and another goodie is the steak with blue cheese....
- hope u heal up well.

Who goes to Bali to eat escargot, steak and blue cheese lol ;)
Far out poor man’s France belly lol

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Jelly Flater Saturday, 18 May 2024 at 7:37am

^^^ I didn't say anywhere that I went to Bali to do that
- ummm lol lol lol (so giggly yay)

I often would spend a cpl weeks at a time on nusa lembongan, would survive back in the day on a beng beng and a bowl of rice and fish each day to get by.

We'd be macking for a good feed when back in sanur and arenas was the go to for good pasta, steaks (and yes amazing garlic escargot)

So.... ummm, jam ya negativity in ya clacker with ya head trashcan haha
- you're a miserable lil piece o shit ;);)

All the best supa
- if uncle tony is still running a boat from lembongan, maybe he can take trashcan out haha (out for a swim between lembongan and penida)

...see how the trashcan turd floats in those currents / whirlpools ;);)

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Jelly Flater Saturday, 18 May 2024 at 7:50am

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ashsam Saturday, 18 May 2024 at 8:42am

Be careful belly fat, karma is real see above.

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Supafreak Saturday, 18 May 2024 at 8:52am

@JF , it’s a great restaurant with a huge menu. It stayed open all through covid & as you know has a huge expat attendance. I love their local steak and was surprised first time trying it at how tender it is . I will give the steak blue cheese a go next time as I usually order the surf & turf . I don’t eat much red meat but probably go to Arena once a month . I find it amusing that asham relates posting a photo of little miss giggles with getting injured . Giggle up .

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ashsam Saturday, 18 May 2024 at 9:29am

Yep karma is a bitch lol ;)

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Supafreak Saturday, 18 May 2024 at 10:32am

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Jelly Flater Saturday, 18 May 2024 at 11:16am

….haha ;)

- ‘beware’ hahaha

…..karma ;);)

Beware ….
of a giggly trashcan hahaha

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/ei5IL11vak0

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Jelly Flater Saturday, 18 May 2024 at 11:26am

…and @supa, yep it’s a good spot

- the sanur local food markets up the nth end at night have great local food ;)

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Supafreak Saturday, 18 May 2024 at 12:44pm

https://worldwaterforum.org/ There’s about 4 navy ships cruising around Bali for the past week as world water forum gets underway . On the crossing back to lembongan this morning I took this photo of helicopter coming in for landing. Had the iPhone at maximum zoom . IMG-7377
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ashsam Saturday, 18 May 2024 at 1:01pm

Probably looking for boomers living on the pension there ;)

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seeds Saturday, 18 May 2024 at 1:11pm
ashsam wrote:

Probably looking for boomers living on the pension there ;)

Old mate hahaha lol
Are you in fact really Dale Carnegie?

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Supafreak Saturday, 18 May 2024 at 1:14pm
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Probably looking for boomers living on the pension there ;)

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ashsam Saturday, 18 May 2024 at 1:57pm

what's that saying about a dog smells his own scent ;)

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goofyfoot Saturday, 18 May 2024 at 2:10pm
ashsam wrote:

Probably looking for boomers living on the pension there ;)

I actually lol’d at that ha ha ha

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Jelly Flater Saturday, 18 May 2024 at 2:13pm

"what's that saying about a dog smells his own scent"

- get tha fark outta here ;)
...all the trashcan has is a loitering, lingering stench

On ya farkn bike
- and take your scent of dogshit with you ;);)

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Jelly Flater Saturday, 18 May 2024 at 2:14pm

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basesix Saturday, 18 May 2024 at 2:15pm
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ashsam wrote:

Probably looking for boomers living on the pension there ;)

I actually lol’d at that ha ha ha

haha, shit goofy, he'll dine out on weeks from that encouragement.
(anyone who is 60 in 2024, just scrapes in as a boomer, btw, ashy)

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Jelly Flater Saturday, 18 May 2024 at 2:26pm

;)

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seeds Saturday, 18 May 2024 at 2:36pm

^^ classic

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icandig Saturday, 18 May 2024 at 3:23pm
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(anyone who is 60 in 2024, just scrapes in as a boomer, btw, ashy)

Even though I'll be hitting 60 this year I identify as a "Cusper" - much more Gen X than Boomer.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cusper
Nice to see some friendlier banter in the forums.
Heal well Supa.

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basesix Saturday, 18 May 2024 at 3:25pm

If you like cusping you are certainly a genX.. gave me a semi, that.

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ashsam Saturday, 18 May 2024 at 4:05pm

Glad to see someone has a sense of humour in here.

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ashsam Saturday, 18 May 2024 at 4:28pm
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"what's that saying about a dog smells his own scent"

- get tha fark outta here ;)
...all the trashcan has is a loitering, lingering stench

On ya farkn bike
- and take your scent of dogshit with you ;);)

But I have fans ;) not like you belly I can make up a joke don’t need to go to the tube lol

https://www.reddit.com/r/getdisciplined/comments/b9defe/advice_get_the_f...

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ashsam Saturday, 18 May 2024 at 4:31pm

Belly, Where do surfers learn to surf?
At boarding school.
;)

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basesix Saturday, 18 May 2024 at 5:00pm

^ ha, ashy, sorry if I don't wax lyrical.

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ashsam Saturday, 18 May 2024 at 5:18pm
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^ ha, ashy, sorry if I don't wax lyrical.

You Deleted your sermon ;)

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blackers Saturday, 18 May 2024 at 5:21pm

It was a fine piece of writing with some sage advice. Would do you no harm to reflect on it. Unlike many a sermon.

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ashsam Saturday, 18 May 2024 at 5:30pm

Was going to print it out and stick it on my fridge. If the hat fits blacko.

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seeds Saturday, 18 May 2024 at 5:36pm

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Jelly Flater Saturday, 18 May 2024 at 5:48pm

....b6 did have sage advice, and often does ;)
- it's no mystery a trashcan can't even fathom he himself has zero fans, yet continues onwards.... two strikes down and with his head still up his arse

...an obvious knob head ;);)
- no wonder every response to trashcan's efforts here end up being :

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ashsam Saturday, 18 May 2024 at 6:12pm

Shame you missed it belly would have done you some good.
Paraphrasing one bit: got nothing good to say shut your gob lol
;)

Belly must be a Pom, trashcan and knob head are English, on ya bike pommy.

I will refund you your 10 pounds lol

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Supafreak Saturday, 18 May 2024 at 6:09pm

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Jelly Flater Saturday, 18 May 2024 at 6:19pm

^ haha v good supa, perfect for trashy ;)

& to the giggle stench.... wrong. Again ;)
- off u go tho buckshot haha

Keep tryin with your petty airswings and stinky arse breath
...off to wichita again for your fave feed ;)

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Jelly Flater Saturday, 18 May 2024 at 6:16pm

...10 pounds of ya head up ya arse ay trashy ;)
- your lil rage rituals are a running joke

Quick!
- grab ya stick ya fuckwit ;)

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seeds Saturday, 18 May 2024 at 6:17pm

Trash can gotta be Seppo. (as in the use of the word)
Even in Witchita

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ashsam Saturday, 18 May 2024 at 6:17pm

What happened to Slacko? He kept some in here honest.

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ashsam Saturday, 18 May 2024 at 6:18pm

Seeds, got a mull going? lol

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seeds Saturday, 18 May 2024 at 6:20pm

You already used that one!

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Jelly Flater Saturday, 18 May 2024 at 6:21pm

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ashsam Saturday, 18 May 2024 at 6:36pm
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You already used that one!

Serious it’s Saturday night.

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seeds Saturday, 18 May 2024 at 6:41pm

Oh you got me! Yeah I’m all mulled up and ready to go. Can’t fool you giggles.

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ashsam Saturday, 18 May 2024 at 6:41pm
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Trash can gotta be Seppo. (as in the use of the word)
Even in Witchita

I live next door to a seppo, reminds me of belly, can’t have a convo without f this f that. Even with his Mrs there, you can tell she’s embarrassed.
He can tone it down though if my daughter is with me.

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ashsam Saturday, 18 May 2024 at 6:43pm
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Oh you got me! Yeah I’m all mulled up and ready to go. Can’t fool you giggles.

lol seeds I nearly spit my organic red goon all over the joint ;)