Hey!!!! Uplift!!!!!

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Sheepdog started the topic in Friday, 6 Mar 2015 at 12:02pm

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wellymon Sunday, 8 Mar 2015 at 8:59pm

Davo!
Loving the Avartar;)
Style plus bro.

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mothart Sunday, 8 Mar 2015 at 9:18pm

I just re-read what I wrote... Don't make much sense... Just trying to say I live in a less populated place, and if it happened to me, it would only just have been my mates paying me out about the prawn.

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Sheepdog Monday, 9 Mar 2015 at 9:47am

When Dave is sober, yoda he thinks he must be...... But not handsome enough he is...... The chronic acne scars do give an alien impression...
However, when he's on the syrup, he turns.... Seen him do some truly shocking stuff in a female public toilet at yorkeys knob once.... His finger painting was atrocious....
Dave, don't kid yourself..... Your chanting to gaia didn't stop this...... It was southey..... Now, i don't know if you know southey, but not only is he highly skilled in the coriolis effect, he is also a master of.......kaaaaraaaaataaaaeeee......
He sat Shaun and I down in an intervention..... Shitting our pants we were.....
Using an ancient technique, he paralysed our eyelids open, and turned on a video of himself snowboarding in fancy dress at thredbo...... I'm not proud to say it, but I buckled first.... Started sobbing uncontrollably at the 23 minute mark... At the 27 minute mark, Shaun started speaking in tongues.... At the 33 minute mark, we were both begging for water boarding, bamboo torture, russian roulette deer hunter style, male rape, anything to get us out of this hell on earth....
After an hour, which seemed like a year, he turned off the video.... Shaun and I embraced like korean relatives who haven't seen eachother since the armistice of 1953.... Shaun exploded in tears, his voice quivering... "I'm so sorry sheepy... I just should've said sorry"...... "No shaun", i said..." I'm sorry!!! I handled it sooo immaturely".... Then, like a pair of drunken buddies at 3am on a saturday morning, the "luv ya mate" ritual began.... "Ahhhh luv ya mate"....." Ahh luv you mate.... I'd put my life on the line for ya".... "you're like a brother to me"......

So that's what happened..... Now please, back to talking about poo.....

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davetherave Monday, 9 Mar 2015 at 12:20pm

may the force be with you

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braudulio Monday, 9 Mar 2015 at 12:34pm
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may the force be with you

Patience my young Jedi, only 55.47 days to go.

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davetherave Monday, 9 Mar 2015 at 1:05pm

thanks braudulio, the force is with you
sheepdog,
havent drinked for a while as tablets for neck dont mix, it's just i spend my time meditating and listening to nature rather than posting rude pictures and heaps of stuff on facebook . I guess it must be boring down in tassie so you have to amuse yourself somehow and facebook would not be too much of a mental challenge, but us acne scarred aliens are more interested in life and its wonders and actually understand cosmic physics and its application. "when im sober" - pretty ordinary call there mate, but i forgive you, your ego has always ruled your intellect.

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davetherave Monday, 9 Mar 2015 at 1:56pm

i have to say it was bad timing to have a crack at me, even in jest.
I have just come back from a meeting with the best neurosurgeons in Qld and basically my neck is fucked.
They say it's too risky to operate an there is a good chance they will turn me into a quadraplegic.
Apparently i have some sort of a disease where the discs calcify and turn into bones and this then puts pressure on the spinal cord inside. You are supposed to have bone disc, bone disc 7 times in your neck area. All my discs have calcified and c6-7 and thoracic 1 and 2 have calcified as well and there is evidence the thoracic area is calcifying as well.
NO swimming, bodysurfing, bike riding, lifting, dancing walking is all they want me to do.
So iam in a bad mood, so please dont take my rants personally- i am in object referral consciousness as i am focussing and grieving for my body.
shows just how attached you can become to a physical thing that you know will not last anyway.

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braudulio Monday, 9 Mar 2015 at 2:11pm

Feeling for ya there Dave. Must be very difficult to deal with such a negative prognosis. Wish I had something witty and insightful for you ...

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sypkan Monday, 9 Mar 2015 at 2:26pm

It may not last Dave.

But like an old car its good to look after it and love ir. It's ok to get attached even dave, like a car it can bring a lot of joy and memories, the education your talking about. Having had a few no surf at all injuries of late I feel for you Dave. Walking is always better than wheeling, could be way worse mate, make the most of this short ride.

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Sheepdog Monday, 9 Mar 2015 at 2:42pm

Pull yourself together , dave... It was a joke.... You know it was a joke.... Everyone knows it was a joke..... FFS, no remorse was/is shown even though I have stated my wife is in hospital.... She'll be there till at least the 25th... In fact, after I said it, we had people joking about fucking her..... Classy...... In fact, you stated that the guy saying it seemed like a nice guy...... But hey, one marches on......
You say "don't take it personally", but throw barbs about facebook? WTF? Mate, if I want to tag a hot chicky babe to my lesbian girlfriend in Coolum, someone I worked with for 7 years, i will..... I just find it odd that you make an issue of it when many times, you written on my facebook wall under these hot chick posts, ' wow,i'd have her", I'll take the one in the middle....i remember one particular post, you, my wife, Kymmy up in coolum, and myself joking about which one was the hottest So stop it, man....
And if at 7.00pm, I sit on couch with my phone and laugh and like shit before I scoff dinner and go to bed, that's my deal.. NOT YOURS....
All the best with it, Dave..... I hope it turns around for you.....

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morris Monday, 9 Mar 2015 at 2:57pm

How can you insult a life long mate on a public forum like that sheepdog , your anonymous, I'm anonymous but he isn't. And then tell him off publicly. Shame on you.
Hope you find another path Dave.

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Sheepdog Monday, 9 Mar 2015 at 3:14pm

Shorris... Just checked telstra white pages... Not too many " theRave"s....... One lives in Burpengary, but the initial is "K"......... So i think he's fairly anonymous....

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davetherave Monday, 9 Mar 2015 at 3:38pm

dawg, i was playing along with u mate, i dont care what you say, i am comfortable with who i am, but lately you boys seem to be going a bit over the level of humour as mates. i dont know what happened, but a few of you have taken offence and are being personal with each other. deny it all you want, but your language gives it away.
i really hope your wife gets some help mate, i researched it and a peruvian vine called cats claw is very effective as is cod liver oil and castor oil- c, i do care mate, but remember my dad was a drunk and to be compared to him is a bit of a sore point, i know you dont drink anymore, which is awesome, but not everyone who has a casual sip is a drunk. i can understand your frustration and anger about your current situation, and i too wish you all the best with it, as for facebook keep posting the goodvibes and beautiful arses on it. THe old saying goes, if your going to give it, you have to take it!!!!!!!!

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Sheepdog Monday, 9 Mar 2015 at 3:51pm

Dave, I am shaun... and Morris.... this whole episode has been to promote my upcoming tour, "A night with me, him, and that guy"....
Get over it.... And your finger painting was atrocious.......

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morris Monday, 9 Mar 2015 at 3:55pm
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Shorris... Just checked telstra white pages... Not too many " theRave"s....... One lives in Burpengary, but the initial is "K"......... So i think he's fairly anonymous....

His email address said David ****, stop saying nasty things to your mate.
Your the one that took it to another level with the insults to your wife, you thought it was fun, that's not normal, not saying this to provoke you, just so you might look at your self.

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morris Monday, 9 Mar 2015 at 3:55pm
Sheepdog wrote:

Shorris... Just checked telstra white pages... Not too many " theRave"s....... One lives in Burpengary, but the initial is "K"......... So i think he's fairly anonymous....

His email address said David ****, stop saying nasty things to your mate.
Your the one that took it to another level with the insults to your wife, you thought it was fun, that's not normal, not saying this to provoke you, just so you might look at your self.

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Sheepdog Monday, 9 Mar 2015 at 4:04pm

Shorris you fuckn idiot... Swellnet code of conduct number 7 -
"All users are entitled to their anonymity. If you know someone's ID don't share it unless you have their permission."

So if Dave has given you permission, I take back the fuckn idiot bit...
Otherwise delete the post.....

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morris Monday, 9 Mar 2015 at 4:11pm

He posted his email address a couple of times. I assumed he was some kind of gold coast identity or a good bs artist, either way he put it up
Treat him like a friend not a door mat

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stunet Monday, 9 Mar 2015 at 4:12pm

I haven't been following this exchange too closely but I just removed Dave's surname from Morris' post. Maybe he did post his email, I'm not sure, but I've taken it down to err on the side of caution.

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udo Monday, 9 Mar 2015 at 4:16pm

Dave has posted his email add quite a few times over the last 2 years

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Sheepdog Monday, 9 Mar 2015 at 4:26pm

And he is allowed to, udo... but on his terms..... He can go back and delete the post when those who wanted his contact have it...That's why rule 7 is there..... He can't delete shaun/morris's post can he?

Nothing more really needs to be said..... aye......

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morris Monday, 9 Mar 2015 at 4:37pm

I was going to avoid clashing with you sheepy, but step back and take a good look at your self, you can't always be right and always be someone else's fault, karma is catching up to you mate, you talk like a spoilt brat.

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Sheepdog Monday, 9 Mar 2015 at 4:55pm

Continue to make a fool of yourself, shaun/morris.
I don't have to do anything...

1 - You post other peoples contact information, directly breaking Swellnet's code of conduct..

2 -You copy and paste other peoples avatars... If I copy and posted stunet's or Ben's avatar, Id take it they wouldn't like it.

3 - You accuse people of "stuff", but when proven wrong, you throw a shit tantrum for days to cover your tracks and to get out of saying sorry...

4 - you have several accounts, pretending to be different people....

You are the epitome of a loser... Don't talk to me again.....

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morris Monday, 9 Mar 2015 at 5:03pm

:-(

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wellymon Monday, 9 Mar 2015 at 7:01pm

Ravo Davo, champ just watch out for that Japanese bloke he was dangerous.
If you can't "NO swimming, bodysurfing, bike riding, lifting, dancing "
Least you can watch the cricket eh, eh, eh;)

Cheers up Ravo lets bake a cake for ya..? Thats a 'Flight of the Conchords' saying, when Brett was having a hard time:) Take care and be positive.

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davetherave Monday, 9 Mar 2015 at 9:47pm

hey guys chill out, I am David John Burdon and I live at 5/8 frances st tweed heads nsw 2485. My phone number is 0499583859 and my email is daveburdon@rocketmail. I am totally transparent. I invite you all to settle down and remember we all love surfing, so we are brothers who share the stoke- yes we are different, yes we have different perspectives, but the common denominator is the love of the ocean, the weather that produces waves and the the thrill of riding it, It is obvious i cant do this now, so i ask you a favour my brothers, ride the waves for me and enjoy your connection to the miracle of waveriding, go get em boys- stoked!!!

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southey Monday, 9 Mar 2015 at 10:29pm

Dave , I know your agony . Whilst my issues are not in your league , I know for a fact that no matter what I do I'll never get back in the condition I was prior my accident . So I understand the psycological side of it . In a way your just experiencing now what all people will eventually go through , admittably much later in life . If it doesn't eat at you too much , I can send you a random lineup shot every now and then to help you feel like you are getting about and mind surf a few . Better still we could probably get Mick Free to just blog direct to you as he is clearly in a prime travelling zone !
Now Morris , Shaun & Sheepdog , I am quite willing to upload the full HD video with German Techno soundtrack of said snowboarding to every thread , and just jam up the forums for you guys if we continue to be irrational . Alternatively that kissing and cuddling session you had seems to not have worked , and we maybe forced to have you guys move to penetratal therapy ! Please continue to be rude , but maybe just ease back on the frequency , old blokes don't do 14 yr old bitch fights well .

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Joel Eugene Sla... Tuesday, 10 Mar 2015 at 12:27am

As a frequent lurker and occasional poster on this forum I must admit you guys have done a damn fine job and I think it's safe to say that old lifty would be proud of you for the effort you have put into and time you have wasted arguing over pointless trivial matters, well done!!

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shaun Tuesday, 10 Mar 2015 at 7:32am

Sorry Dave, Morris was just pissed cause he believes making fun of someones skin condition is much the same as singling someone out for the colour of their skin and he is sorry he called you a bs artist as he thought politician was a bit harsh, Maybe that's a new path for you, get rid of those jetskis.

Joel you've got to be joking, me and morris are nowhere near the league of uplift . I'm taking Morris on a surf trip so joel hopefully braudulio will poke the nasty little dog for you to make your visits to swellnet worth your while, no doubt demented dog will see this as a victory.

Ben , you can iron your own underpants.

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davetherave Tuesday, 10 Mar 2015 at 10:55am

fellas, i took nothing to heart, it's just when you have a roomfull of specialists highlighting that you could be paralysed quite easy if you continue to bodysurf, well fuck that's like saying they are going to chop your penis off- although they would only need a small knife it's still the thought that hurts. I was just venting, so please excuse my rants, AS for frequencies, boys do yourself a favour and study it a bit. I promise not to include anymore of that communication here as it's seeded phase is over anyway. It will grow where and when it should. I have already hired a treadmill so I'm on my way. THanks for all your support and and surf your hearts out. Shauny the only skin condition i have is the one i caught from your sister who said you gave it to her after you were last seen chasing that hairy wombat down a burrow,

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davetherave Tuesday, 10 Mar 2015 at 10:55am

fellas, i took nothing to heart, it's just when you have a roomfull of specialists highlighting that you could be paralysed quite easy if you continue to bodysurf, well fuck that's like saying they are going to chop your penis off- although they would only need a small knife it's still the thought that hurts. I was just venting, so please excuse my rants, AS for frequencies, boys do yourself a favour and study it a bit. I promise not to include anymore of that communication here as it's seeded phase is over anyway. It will grow where and when it should. I have already hired a treadmill so I'm on my way. THanks for all your support and and surf your hearts out. Shauny the only skin condition i have is the one i caught from your sister who said you gave it to her after you were last seen chasing that hairy wombat down a burrow,

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davetherave Tuesday, 10 Mar 2015 at 11:16am
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Ravo Davo, champ just watch out for that Japanese bloke he was dangerous.
If you can't "NO swimming, bodysurfing, bike riding, lifting, dancing "
Least you can watch the cricket eh, eh, eh;)

Cheers up Ravo lets bake a cake for ya..? Thats a 'Flight of the Conchords' saying, when Brett was having a hard time:) Take care and be positive.

Welly, caught the little bugger, he was out here for quikkie pro. He was shopping in coles and i grabbed him from behind and said joske, we need to have a liitle talk my friend as i marched him out thru the checkouts meanwhile telling everyone loudly he had been using my computer illegally. He admitted to downloading my stuff onto a usb and did have access to passwords. A few of the local crew walked past and i told them to recognise his face as he was a scammer and then i marched him to liquorland and tooheys new was on special and i got him to buy me two cartons. I then asked where he was staying and told him and his friends it would be wise to surf elsewhere on their holidays as i would be instructing friends to drop in and try to damage their boards.
Yes, sometimes my transparency gets me into trouble, normally i am a nice forgiving guy, but I dont like people taking advantage of me on purpose.

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morris Tuesday, 10 Mar 2015 at 4:57pm

Think I will go back to my original assumption Sheepdog and davetherave are one in the same, couldn't imagine sheepy with a real friend. Got a bit of a good cop bad cop thing going, but the feel sorry me theme is consistent with both.