Why Jeff ?

Here, i'll save him the trouble.............

Firstly because I am a legend round this part of the country everyone who is anyone knows who i am, my family are the wildest first people ever to forge a life down here. I'm humble but real tough so don't ask hard questions cos they confuse me and i'll just reply with garbage that will confuse you back...... but tell me your real name and i'll offer to punch on with you next time i'm round your way. Now i have to go tow a mega swell at (insert sensitive named break here) with (insert your surf hero here).
By the way you are not as good as me and your argument, like everyone else's is invalid. Sorry you're so disappointed but i'm having such a great time that i don't care what you all think. Andrew you sound like you have real anger problems cheer up son next time you are watching me towing massive YB Ask for a go on the rope cos you know what you're doing isn't as fun as what i'm doing. Did i mention i'm humble?

cheers good luck all the best

your mate the schmuck

Spot on grufnut, but you forgot to finish with 'love and cuddles'.......

grufnut you nailed it. i followed that thread and got the same impression of jeff as you.well done.

I f you guys want to keep the west coast quiet, then I suggest that you don't get into an argument on a public forum with smucko, it's un-winnable and all your doing is sparking more interest in what you want to keep quiet. Then again Andrew might actually be smucko stirring the pot, he's quite the chef.

I think your right Shaun, is his second name Andrew. PPftt having a second profile, that;s just not on.

Just worked out that shaun and morris are the same person. Two profiles-who would do such a thing! Anyway I better get back to work, I have a fence to put up. Happy days:)

Just worked out that shaun and morris are the same person. Two profiles-who would do such a thing! Anyway I better get back to work, I have a fence to put up. Happy days!

I think your right Yorky, I just worked it out myself.

headin west today. What do i do if I come across the smucko? whats the etiquette? I'm scared... any advice is appreciated

@dlt If you rock up to the BB lookout and there is a bunch of mangy looking locals he's the fat one with the big welcoming smile eager for a chin wag.Shake his hand and grill him for the best spot to go to.He's really not all that bad.Cheers.

andrew-none....a little confused as to why you think you need to keep this all a secret??revieling all the ideal breaks that are spread far n wide...you think its going to become over crowded or over populated...i hardly doubt that...wouldnt that have happened already???...why dont people put all their energy they have into searchin for the waves no ones yet discovered and then put them up for us all to see??? why?? coz they to busy looking at everyone elses photos n footage and dribblin on the www and thinkin up boring forum topics such as this one....come on now...this localism bullshit is gettn a little to long in the tooth..the wild west coast...come n get it while its HOT!!!

BlackHawk...Come n get it while its hot?? Your a tool....Factory fitted fuckstick.....You n your crystal ball know it all eh!!

Where are all these waves no ones yet discovered you globe wanderer?? I`m sure u will be slow in your reply because your no doubt re-fuelling the HQ wagon ready to do one of your trips into the never never with stories of perfection!! Please remove your tongue from Jeff`s arse and tell us all when the last time you discovered a new gem yet to be surfed... The reason we like to try n keep things on the down lo is to maybe preserve the inevitable for just a little longer... Its a no brainer... Fool!!!

Great another multiple personality on this forum. Blackhawk is jeff you see. The only person who agrees with him exists within his own mind.
First shaun and morris, now Mr Smux and blackhawk- it's getting like The United States of Tara around here!

At least they are supporting each others arguments. It's when the different personas start disagreeing with each other that we need to start worrying!

well yorky...i gaurantee you i'm not blackhawk but i have a fair idea who it is... i definitley dont need someone else backn me but good to hear a different point of veiw...as u know its usually sad saks replying on here with a gripe...so refreshing really blackhawk...take these units to task!!!

50cal.... i rekn u would be hard pressed to handle a slug gun i'm thinkn. there are more new waves that have never been surfed over SA im sure....even surfed a 12 ft bommi a cupl weeks ago that i can assure has never been surfed b4..."try to keep it on the down low" you rival even the biggest mouths in SA....when's the last time you surfed a new wave?? if you are who i think you are then how does it feel when the boat breaks down....good to see some of the ledgends are towing big VB'S latley without team smuko having to hold ya hands!!.
I predicted 5 years ago there would be 25 skis on this coast...guess what? we juz went passed that number...progression is a bitch eh?

old dog...you givn DVL a bum steer there...if BB is pumpn and you get up to the platform with the mangy locals and they are whingn about the lil fat guy down the beach getn pit after pit off the rope then thats smuka....wander down and paddle out...he'll be sure to ask if you wanna grab the rope with that welcoming smile!!

Totally agree with blackhawk, Jeff is a first rate tool and loves the sound of his own trumpet.
Seems like jeffMUCKHOLE is in the church and with all these allegations against priests and the church in general there is obviously some skeletons in wifeSMACKERS closet. Perhaps in the vein of pied piper this is a way of attracting young men to IVjeffs lair.
Seems totally legit to me.
Can't blame the Smuckwit really, sounds like he's got no friends close to home so on the trumpet he plays his love serenade.
Hope their is peace (and quiet in your private confessional JIFFY ) everyone.
Love yas but not like the priests

wow pussy you are one unusual individual....u sound like ya got personal beef with jiffy...what comes outa your mind onto the keyboard is a bit of a concern....its allright krakers juz take it easy...pheeew...you aint gunna sleep tonight with all that stress comin to the surface.....try to settle as we got 14 @ 15 comn on the doorstep.

where r u princess..has the 'raider conkd or somethin'??

...good to see some of the ledgends are towing big VB'S latley without team smuko having to hold ya hands!!.

By: "jeff-schmucker"

bahaahahaa... what a fucking loser!

and you are a winner grog??? hmmm i wonder

Sad Day here Yesterday as we lost another Digger... RIP Smithy!!

Now where was I...Boat breaking down?? Is that some strange Refugee remark there Capt Pugwash? Am I now an Afgani? You lost me... Perhaps you lost yourself?

No need to worry about me and the slug gun either mate, My Barrett M107 is good to a 1000 in 15 knot side winds, well provided i`m angry...

Certainly good when there is a Blackhawk around... So if you find it uncomfortable next time Blacky gets his tongue too close to your ring gear, swing around and take him off the hip!! I`m sure even you find his behaviour uncomfortable - Or not??

Perhaps when i come home you can have a shot with it??

Maybe I can help you thin out some of the 27 punters at "your" bombi a while ago? I`m kinda bewildered why you seemed annoyed there were so many people around and some that weren`t to the highest standards set by "team smucko"... I say just play that Circus music on the loud speaker any time its 15 @ 15 over there blah blah blah and go for it folks... Its a You sow the Seed, we eat the Seed kinda deal - Krakers!!

Enjoy it - I`m going huntin goats with my RPG....

you been readn too many cartoons by the sounds o that 50 kil

hey 50 cal are there any unsurfed waves in
Afganistan......

Gday there Roaring, Nah bloke no new waves here... Occasional shock waves when you get to close to an IED!! Scary fuckers, You could have some troubles i`m thinking cobb, end up with your knob blown right off!!

Closest we come to any sorta "surf like" fun is a bit of lake surfing, towing anything we can find using the Hum V`s or 6 wheeler bikes... I usually like to drive and hurt them stupid ass Yanki boys...

Do you eat Goat Roaring? Got a couple yesty, took em at about 600... No need to Gutt em!!

I`ll send one back to you on the next Hurcules.... We had the PM over here the other day, I was fortunate enough to meet her...Should have asked her to hand carry a Goat back for you... Its been a while so even old Fanta pants was looking pretty fine, I think she gave one of the boys a quick wristy....

Anyway I`m off to check the quality of the produce here...

Over and Out

lol. capt pugwash

Whilst we're on the Topic of Light hearted name calling .

" Capt. Pugwash " Thats' a bit childish 50 Cal !?

Don't take this the Wrong way Jeff , esp. since we've never met.
But your love of Jetski's has had me usually align you with
"Kenny Powers" of Eastside & Down" Fame ....

50 Cal . Are you runnin with the Cannon Fodder , or you one of the Swanny ' crew ? .
If so , " A friend " may have Trained you .

Wow you guys sure know how to have a laugh. I'm really excited to join in. I've only just taken up the body board after watching a video on Utube. It looks like fun getting towed buy those wicked looking Jetskis. If anyone can give me a few tips or tell me where to find one of these surfbreaks I'd really appreciate it. I live in Kalgoorlie, WA so its a bit of a drive to the coast. Do you have to have your own jetski or dose everyone share. Cheers guys

Nah not with the Swanny crew South... Hopefully not Fodder either!!

Yo Raging... I hear there is a Super pit near you, perhaps you can get your lid out & charge that...

Oops name dropping...I can hear people sharpening up their boners now ready to charge and post it all over here...

A bloke went into the Doctors, he had an orange dick...

Doc said how do you feel are you ok...?

he said yeah i`m fine i`ve just been watching porn and eatin twisties...

HaHa. 50 cal ..... the super pit is actually a mine but I get your connection. If you want to get towed into it I can arrange a fast haulpak and a bit of rope.
I find bleach helps with the orange stain. (just joking) hahaha
The waves look good for the weekend but I'm locked in the pit. Cheers everyone

why jeffie jeffie why jeffie why

Because you have no friends, that's why.
Classic to read your previous posts Jiffy/Udo/Blackhawk and reinforce what a complete lost cause you are.
DrJeffie is spot on, a lot of truth in every joke on you.
Hope you head up this way soon, you won't need a ski to surf the point as we all paddle.
Be great see how fat and lazy you have become.

Nice to here from you pussy.You are a weak jealous prick aren't you.Jealous 'cause you think you are a hell surfer who knows everything about everyplace in oz..but unfortunately you are another hideous troll quite willing to speak up behind a keyboard but in real life will let others take the lead..of course your there if any back-up is needed.B4 you start your dribble I am not smux and you know fuckall about south oz.Keep practicing at 'the dunes' and you will eventually make it out the back!wimp

so much hate :(

Thank you WCsookgland, are you sure your not Jeffy? Sound same as him with those lame threats, same idealism, same bad grammar and shortened cryptic dribble. Same views on exposure and comps. Excuse me for thinking your Jeff or Hyde as highlighted before, but smells like a dirty Smuckhole, talks like a dumb Smuckhole, acts like a bully Smuckhole........probably a Smuckhole.
If your not then go stare in the mirror and beg for forgiveness, something went wrong in your gene pool. Not your fault, just keep it under wraps or take your medication.
I know nothing about SA, not 5 generations worth, enlighten me to your wordly knowledge, feel free to use more than one sentence and at least sound educated.
Then after you've looked in the mirror and written your dribble response re read your last post.
See, your the troll. You have done everything in that post that you attack me for. Thankfully I have an education and don't rely on surfers for a living, plus my footy team is 3rd on the ladder, your team is probably not.

".but unfortunately you are another hideous troll quite willing to speak up behind a keyboard but in real life will let others take the lead."
"I am not smux and you know fuckall about south oz."

So Mr. wogland, if you are not smux, then your one of those faceless trolls hiding behind a keyboard aren't you?

Gee WCL,bit grumpy today.....if ya not Jiffy Mon.....well you are a troll also....someone even suggested could be Wayne.....??

Just go surfing will ya....and be hapy with what ya got....unless you need your ego fed and want more surfers to acknowledge your exploits.....chest thump!