Next Federal Election

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velocityjohnno started the topic in Monday, 22 Jan 2024 at 2:15pm

Might as well put this up in the politics subforum, to spare the front page. It's 18 months away or so, but here we go.

This is how Dutton wins:

https://www.afr.com/politics/enter-the-liberal-party-working-class-heroe...

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truebluebasher Wednesday, 11 Dec 2024 at 4:31pm

Variation on a theme...
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fuf0ccyb...

You don't exploit Olympic Pro Surfers Mr Harvey...we do.
Martini Mussolini's 100 day Review whipped up a new Olympic Sized Beach Bar Flag
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/mbVQJajqz3E/maxresdefault.jpg

tbb Never said it was an [Abortion]

Qld LNP are first Westminster Govt to Officially Ban (Gag) mentioning or raising Health for debate.
Please someone act surprised & say told ya so...(Bookies refuse to pay out on LNP censured sure bet!)
It's now Officially taboo to utter Secret Woman's Business while Martini Mussolini is on his Throne.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/dec/10/queensland-parliament-pass...
ALP : "Thought we'd seen everything but now this...Boycotting Women's Frontline Health Rights!"
KAP : "Death of Democracy!"
Ab _ _ tion The First Officially Censored Discussion Topic from Joh 4 PM Revivalist Book Burning Club.
Also can't say Youth / Crime / Crisis but Screaming [Youth Crime Crisis] 1,000x is good for business.

Extraordinary pathetically weak Cowardly LNP Censorship of Parliamentary rights...
Qldurr Dictator loses his shit and Bans everyone saying anything for next 4 years...
Cowardly Dictator Blocks Cross bench legitimate Democratic rights to table private members bills.
Why! Coz he's a Woke Liberal coward that censors Whole World to speak about chix health rights.
No doubt to secretly do his dirty bidding without one word from anyone...
ALL lil women Do as I say ...My Rape Dungeon...My Rules...

Qld Perfect one Day > eenie meanie Martini Mussolini's Hell Hole of the Pacific Police State the Next
Dumbarse Qldurrz Voted for Grom of Joh 4 PM 'Martini Mussolini' to ban Women's Voices for 4 years
Davy : " CWA can apply for one free Fig Leaf per Chiko Chick during our sultry Silly season!"

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A Salty Dog Wednesday, 11 Dec 2024 at 6:19pm
truebluebasher wrote:

Voting Rorts are the Same the World over...so precious!
Right Govts stall democracy, ban new enrolments + Spread fear of God into Wards of dying boomers.
Dictators mandate Bill ID for Indigenous + 'Stall 100k's Migrants to Annual Oz Day Citizenship Enrol'

Howard's executive overrule Non Core promises desecrated Mandated democracy by 10%
LNP Policy : "We decided Youth, Indigenous,Migrants can't Vote!"
If ya Don't Know > We can brainwash you...

Q : Are you better off as Woke Mother Earth decays yer weak Labouring lifeless bodies!"
A : Only a Vote for yer Local Warmongering Dictator rewards restorative Heavenly power for Evermore

Plague like NSW Chinese Voters just simply follow AEC Purple Signs on How to VOTE LNP
Don't be Alarmed if a Hi Viz man has already numbered yer Cereal Pack Coupon...Nuthin' Suss!

Left Govts race Quarterly Council Citizenship to ward off boomer nimby backlash.
Digitize ID' Direct Enrol Medicare for Fresh Blooded Youth, Migrants & wretched Indigenous.
Mandating Privacy act to thwart LNP Gestapo scanning Rolls to exterminate young progressive Voters.

Can't hide the fact that Voter Turnout has fallen by 10% + informal creeps over 5%
So how fearsome is this awesome rising tide Vote Stacking...all be very afraid as Liberals ever say!

1995 ALP Premier Carr polled 48.82% (Why!) Coz 93.80% still thought they had to Vote?
2023 ALP Premier Minns polled 36.97% (Why!) Coz 88.04% fear being fined $55 & being Deported.
None can spell who they voted for & too ashamed to share coz they instantly regret voting for them.

So much for LNP stoking Asian Invasion of blue belted Boomer Harbour-front seachange enclaves.
Can stuff the Boogie Board Bag for yer Drug Mule but can't block chain yer Bit Coin Border Guard.

LNP Terminator convenes Liberal Hate Tribal Council [ Marsha! Marsha! Marsha ]
(Sorry! It's Not happening Jan!) Yer Pre Covid Asian Menace could not even raise Howard's eyebrow!"

Hi tbb,

I hope everything’s going ok for you.

I regard to Labor’s vote stacking efforts I note their national primary vote has dropped from 40% in 1998 to 32.5% in 2024. All this despite millions of Labor voting immigrants being imported.

Yup, that little plot is working well.

Cheers!

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truebluebasher Wednesday, 11 Dec 2024 at 8:28pm

A Salty Dog is across the [L] Cry 4 Help
NSW Elections
2011 Libs Polled 51.15% (92.55%) Turnout
2023 Libs Polled 35.37% (88.04%) Turnout
Libs thought Cardigans were fashionable when [L] Premier was scrunching her knickers in purses
Not sure how Labouring the Liberal Party think that is...

Here in Qld > Liberal Censorship List is Growing by the minute

Nov : Aborigines Truth Telling Censored
Dec : Backyard Abortion Talks are aborted
Jan : Back Up Bands are also Banned
Feb : Book Burning Bonfire (History of Qld Censorship) is Black Listed
March : Censorship List is now up to the Letter C
April : Colourful Children's Cartoons get toned down

Martini Mussolini 4 PM concert cancelled by Qld Premier
Dicktator Davy can go fuck himself (Banned Punk Band) Banned from Qld again...

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truebluebasher Wednesday, 11 Dec 2024 at 9:06pm

Qldurrz are in Deep Shit when [Sky News] labels their groomed LNP Premier a "Full Dictator"
Qldurrz simply Voted for a return to Joh's Police State...never asked for a Mussolini Headkick
https://www.skynews.com.au/opinion/full-dictator-david-crisafulli-slamme...