The Mighty J'Bay Pro forum thread
7am local time and it's the best day ever.
Top 5 comps of all time
Sickballz. Forgot this shizzle was on. Hot damn!
And Milo Yiannopoulos is goin' off! He's bebopping and scatting all over the place, and I'm losing it!
Best bedazzling evahhhhhh.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!
TT.
Blowin' minds and behinds
Onya Wilko!
"What the heck!"
Exquisite line.
And ain't it hard to keep away from the Bay. And the Swell.
Yeeha!
@Stunet, what was the score breakdown for that wave?
Dont get confused , TT.
Aaah, J-Bay. A wave worth tuning in for. Sound off. Of course.
And wading in on here again. Sama sama. Hmmm...
Dale fucken Cooper?! Hah! Which one??
Heard tell of this little tale, Dougie?
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2013/oct/12/experience-i-disapp...
Confusion say:
Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance.
That was both the best and worst display of seamanship I've ever seen.
Crazy that the skipper handled but what the fuck was he doing there ?
Must have spent plenty of time in the lineup , but how often do you get to pilot a boat down the line at one of the most popular breaks on the planet ?
25 years, Shatner, 25 years.
Easy, BOB, easy!
Oh, and Confucius also said:
When anger rises, think of the consequences.
Shoe fits...wear it.
Out.
Wonder if JJF is sitting there right now thinking -" That's right , fucker !"
Wishing the world title could be determined with straight on head to head battles.
JJ, walk in the park.
Owen surfed well throughout.
Connor underscored!
Totally.
"That is sketchy"..........Ronnie Blakey describing the boat tackling the line-up...
Well said :))
Running the QF now? Tomorrows swell?
it's a restart
Just got back, what happened?
I noticed on the recap they didn't show Connors wave and felt he was wayyyyy underscored on his 6.3- did they realise he'd been ripped off?
Very unusual to go back on a judging decision.
Yes. They said the judges didn't have the footage of Connor's barrel. I don't think it's going to matter...
Ha- not now anyway.
Fark, that aint no Mako.
Yup...big fella.
Fanning in the water, Turpel on the mike, getting the old band back together
Went straight into the lineup. Not the slightest bit bothered by presence of a jet ski, and happy to swim through the whitewater. Looked like he didn't have a care in the world...
Bloody Mick, shark magnet.
Mick has yellow fin plugs!!!
Also a nice red and yellow sleeve on his wettie
Kaiser " Went straight into the lineup. Not the slightest bit bothered by presence of a jet ski, and happy to swim through the whitewater. Looked like he didn't have a care in the world..."
Exactly!! You've got to wonder why some people remain surprised they come in so close to shore & suggest this is unnatural behavior. Completely at home in close & offshore........
Aren't the skis fitted with shark shields? That fella was following one of the skis like it had a steak attached. Didn't look phased by the ski at all.
I don't think anyone suggests it's unnatural...
It's a fucken big ocean. A bit of encouragement to move on wouldn't go astray, he might stay a bit further offshore on his next pass
Frederico, beautiful surfing. Deserved the 9.77
And then there's John...
And back to Fred...
Fark, what a heat.
Incredible
What an incredible day of surfing.
That was pretty cool. Reckon JJF was robbed though 9.1 looked low and Freds 10 looked high imo.
What about Liz ...faark what would be going through her mind
Wow! Was the queen there too?
What a day!
What a write-up!
http://www.surfer.com/features/another-jbay-shark-in-mick-fannings-heat/
If Medina wins this, I predict the death of pro surfing as we know it.
Geez, JS ripped that wave but looked in slowmo compared to Filipe's 2 waves. Can't fault this Brazzos surfing atm.
Felipe Toledo - J'Bay Master.
Doesn't seem right...but there you go, fella's been doing the best surfing all week.
Mogadon vs methamphetamine in this heat.
Where's the like button !!
Jordy waving the flag.
I've already got PTD ( post Toledo depression ) .
Everyone else seems pedestrian.
Thank fuck well get to see him surf twice more before he wins the thing.
But don't forget Medina. That's a fella that knows when to peak.
We did it last comp and it worked OK, so here we are again with only a little bit of prompting from Zen.
We'll run forecasts and comp updates on the homepage but everything else, the banter, board talk, and inevitable conspircay theories can go in here.