The Mighty J'Bay Pro forum thread
9//11 was a false flag operation.
Oh , you mean pro surfing conspiracy theories ?
Of that I've got nothing to add.
Except that to mention that I have definitive proof* establishing the truth that Connor Coffin's secret manoeuvre is actually a carving 360 off a forehand cutty such as the one Herro almost pulled in that old Oneill movie.
* By definitive proof I mean vague assumption.
That lineup makes me feel happy in my pants.
Don't remember the DH quote.
Though I do remember someone saying that the worst thing anyone could say to DH was : " Derek - you're normal ".
Negative.
Still has that feel like the previews of upcoming flicks when you're at the movies. Fun enough but not what I'm here for.
Look at that morning !
Why the fuck would you ever be a tennis player / cricketer / anything but a surfer ?
Incredible waves.
The board ADS just paddled out on looked sweet.
WSL should have planshape / profile shots of the boards the crew are riding as well as all dimensions for slow points during heats . I couldn't image the shapers complaining about the advertising.
My god. It's all time.
On another note, I am very surprised to see that the World Surf League forces desktop users to download Flash to watch live events. No HTML5 fall back option.
This is in an age where Google stopped using Flash 8 months ago, Facebook moved to a non-Flash environment over 18 months ago, and even Adobe (who built Flash) have told people to stop using Flash.
So, I'm in the office with dual 23" monitors but having to watch J-Bay on my iPhone.
ARGH!
It's bigger, but i actually thought the first day waves were better in shape looks a bit more raw today barrels often not as perfect.
BTW. thats not a complaint, i think J-bay is easily one of the best comps on the WSL.
Owen! Blasting that backhand.
Look like hard work.
But well worth it ...
There was a moment there where Medina was alone out the point and these lines....these beautiful lines - were marching down on him . The pulled back shot showed him as a flyspeck positioning himself on this 100 m long wall....un fucking believable.
Personally , I'd be on a 6'6" or there abouts. Especially with this high tide making it wobbly.
Agreed on Owen. He's by far the best surfer in the world etc etc
God damn, I have to go to J-Bay.
I love that water angle. Imagine paddling out and just seeing those magnificent waves bearing down and taking one of those screamers. It would make your year I reckon.
I reckon the Parko/Connor heat is going to be a beauty.
Or maybe a 6'10" to stroke in easy and try a 50 m bottom turn.
Meaty 6'6" rounded pin and I'd be as happy as a pig in poop.
Best surfer so far - Owen.
Pretty funny the way they still dance around the whole shark deal.
Should have named it Voldemort.
Surf looks like it's backing off . Spewing. Maybe the tides peaked ?
Think that was Craig's call though ?
Yep, brought the whole 'effing band with him too.
He's almost always on song. He's in his own league when the waves are solid. Consistently throws buckets and makes barrels and you expect him to make everything.
Oh my Jon Jon
Scalectrix !!
You honestly think he's as good as Medina ? (JOkes )
That snap under the lip was sublime.
Poor Jaddy, almost humiliating.
How the fritz did he punch out of that barrel??
Nuts! and I mean that in a good way.
I don't think that could have been surfed any better. Awesome.
If you ever want to do direct comparisons with Currens famous first wave then now would be the time to do it.
Maybe a bit windier.
Epic wave Julian.
But least cool claim ever.
Not that I would have been any cooler.
Jeremy is as guilty of the 3 stage bottom pump as anyone.
If you were a judge you wouldn't give him a ten just because of the claim!
Insane barrel though.
This should be a good heat. I reckon Connor is starting to live up to expectations.
Well I didn't jinx him that's for sure. Biggest board I've seen Parko on in a while?
Out of all of the incredible waves witnessed in the tour so far this year - all the sessions at all the venues - this would be the surf I personally would like to surf in the most.
How's the difference in styles between the guys that surf the whole wave and those that think surfing only happens when you're attacking the top of the wave .
Connor = Curren? If you squint they could be one and the same.
*Rosie, cool interview with Evie.
*Never work with animals or kids:)
Parko s getting older = more tired .
That paddle battle after the first wave would have depleted him a bit I reckon.
Longer board eases the pressure on the body.
Parko is a shadow of his former self back in his triple crown winning days, whereas Mick is just as good if not better than his title years, it's just that a few others have caught up.
Spewing I missed the Beckham interview.
Parko lost the desire proper a few years ago I reckon.
I've received heaps of compliments on my whitewater takeoffs . Wait ....is hooting yourself a compliment ?
We did it last comp and it worked OK, so here we are again with only a little bit of prompting from Zen.
We'll run forecasts and comp updates on the homepage but everything else, the banter, board talk, and inevitable conspircay theories can go in here.