Next Federal Election

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velocityjohnno started the topic in Monday, 22 Jan 2024 at 2:15pm

Might as well put this up in the politics subforum, to spare the front page. It's 18 months away or so, but here we go.

This is how Dutton wins:

https://www.afr.com/politics/enter-the-liberal-party-working-class-heroe...

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truebluebasher Saturday, 12 Apr 2025 at 1:16am

tbb feels the Constituents are ready for the Reedy Creek Origin of the Dutto [L] Backtrack Flip Flop.

2009 Dutto is clinging on in Dickson by 217 Votes ...1.3% Notional Redistribution...
Altogether : "It's a Disaster!"...Please do Share Peter...Life's a fuckin' VIP [L] Struggle Mate!
Dutto : "Why is there No Plan to ensure My Future!"
Every [L] NP leader in Oz started knitting a Parachute for Peter...hang on Peter we got cushions!
All [L] NP leaders back their 5 Star Sheriff over some little local [L] Reedy Creek chick.

Off goes Peter...to land in Qld's #1 Blue Ribbon Seat...McPherson, where ya retire as a proxy [L] Leader!

But Dickson Constituents feel abandoned...as their Rep Dumps them for Plush Goldie Airport Seat
Crew spot the pattern...Goin gets tough! Dutto flees far from harm to Billionaire's Harbour Cruise.
Clear to all he advertises himself as Oz most shitty cowardly scared sissy VIP Pollie.

Abbott : "It's crucial preselectors realize how important Dutto is to our Front Bench Team!"
"It would be a Tragedy to lose a former Policeman from Parliament!"

3rd Oct 2009 McPherson Loser Dutto :

Dutto: "I lost because I'm a pissweak Brizzo Man...Goldie Local Karen is a Strong Candidate!"
Karen Andrews : "I take offence at the Bogan Brizzo's Chiko Chick Slam > It's a win for Democracy!"

4th Oct 2009 Media : Age Debate
* Dutton has now ruled out re-Contesting Dickson
* Dutto also said he will not Patch up his Parachute to arse cushion into the New Seat of Wright
* Liberal arrangements have effectively blocked a place on the Senate Ticket
Confirmed...
Dutto : "Indicated he will not run again for his current seat of Dickson, He's now considering his Future!"

Turnbull / Abbott : "We want [L] Qld to find a way to ensure that Poor Peter gets a Rep Seat!"
Bruce Baird : "Some Old Liberals should Stand down to give Hen Pecked cry baby Peter their seat!"
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2009-10-03/dutton-misses-out-on-mcpherson-pr...

Flip Flop
True to form, Dutto did indeed beg for another uncontested seat >>> Love to help...Hands are tied!
Reelected and Abbott instantly Awards the Whinging Sloth > The Worst ever Oz Minister of Health.

21st Aug 2018 Dutto loses his 2nd [L] Vote 35 to PM Turnbull 48
24th Aug 2028 Dutto loses his 3rd [L] Vote 40 to PM Morrison 45
Albo defeats Morrison
23rd May 2022 Home Affairs Karen Andrews already defeated Dutto stands down her run for [L] PM
Little Legendary Strong [L] Women Karen / Julie held their Lead Roles & Held their Party together...
For that...they get kicked to the Curb to form a skid ramp for the Party's biggest sissy Bully Boy Dutto.

Here ya go little Boy...No Strong Women will stand in yer way again > We won't Bite...All your's Loser!
Weakling Dutto was never gonna win any Ballot against [L] Women or Men. [L] Bully elected himself.
https://www.9news.com.au/national/andrews-considering-options-amid-liber...

Dutto went on to call for 3 more Elections against Albo + Called for & Back Flipped 5 Reffos = $4bn
Goes on to become First Opposition Leader to Flip all 100 Polices in 100 days until the Poll...Legend!

After 4 [L] Ballots The Liberal Party never once elected Dutto & his next 8 Fake Polls failed...
Mostly coz he flip flopped on every one of them....he voted the opposite to each of his Fake Polls (Impossible)
His [L] Vote is now less than loser Scomo at 2022 Failed [L] Election.
Oz vote now reflects [L] Vote > That Loser Scomo is their preferred Choice as [L] Leader.
That's a bitter pill to swallow...yer own [L] Campaign Team prefers Daggy Dad to Dopey Dutto!
Dutto has blown unbeatable Jan 2025 lead to slide back to his role of Scomo's Lap Dog in Aug 2018.

Voldemort has backtracked his own [L] Leadership 7 years in just the 1st 1/4 of 2025.
Again...Media don't see or call out the obvious! (Dutto has Lost his Voice!) No one is Listening! Shh!
In fact...we all know this...Coz tbb bets all grit their teeth & clench their ears shut to drown him out...
Most depressing hate filled monster alongside Trump...Like a pair of Undertakers...scooping corpses!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opinion_polling_for_the_2025_Australian_fe...

Voted most unliked Liberal Candidate by Liberals for 3 almost 4 times....all were too scared to say no!
Everything this Lazy arsed Bully Demands at his feet turns to shit as he kicks another Back Flip daily.
Does not ever once back himself...just pulls another pin & and lobs another WMD sight unseen
That's exactly how he & Trump are alike...they each constantly fail miserably & blame everyone else...
Chuck whatever shit & stir up even more hateful shit...until they beat it into ya...enough of these Bullies!

First the Tough Local [L] Chix done him in > now weakling Albo's scare campaign spooks him!
Goin' gets tough...this coward cries & flees to a lap of luxury 1million miles away from the frontline!
Never once declares his Gazillion Dollar 30x Solar Panelled Empire which now haunts him.
Says he has an aversion to Solar Panels which began the day after he sold them on to the next buyer!

tbb ain't Voting until one other Oz Voter can see Dutto's Solar Panels enough to read a ballot paper...
Wake the Fuck Up Straya...You've all been played by the biggest Lazy arsed Liar in Oz!
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2025/02/25/23/95587159-14436153-image-a-24_...

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GuySmiley Saturday, 12 Apr 2025 at 4:42pm

Make grifting great again

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tearymasseuse Saturday, 12 Apr 2025 at 8:49pm

Makin straya gwate uggen

…wollongong will decide

…be afwaid

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AndyM Saturday, 12 Apr 2025 at 11:58pm
GuySmiley wrote:

Make grifting great again

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Disingenuous grub.

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truebluebasher Sunday, 13 Apr 2025 at 2:44am

[CLP] Fundamentally Deficient Musketeer
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2025/jan/25/peter-dutton-reve...

Crew may recall Mama Bess Price Rorts incorporated
Zodiac Govt Land / Housing Estate rezone for the family's Aboriginal trusted supa-scheme
Latitude Travel Rorts...
132 counts of rorting $600k Govt travel thru Bess's office in 15 months
Here's a sample of Mumma Price Travel Expenses
$50,000 Bess NY Trip > $6k Waldorf $6k Washington flight $3k Driver $1500 spending
Bess denies showering in money is unhealthy + Guilty Chief of Staff walks without punishment

Jacinta Price "Minister for [L]azy White Arsed Affluency"
July-Sept 2022 claims for 2 staff
Jan-March 2024 claims for 6 staff
July -Sept 2024 claims for 8 staff (Jacinta commands her very own taxpayer funded Private Army)
Employee costs have also doubled to verify her PM upgraded 8 staff claim
(Correct...Jacinta has her own Massive Taxpayer funded Media / Land / Travel Rort Council)

Jacinta's Office claims are not meant to be exploited as Party / Reffo Slushies
Yet her claims 106k double during 3 Quarters to Q 238k Voice Reffo then half 107k in next Quarters
Good guess Jacintas office claims have again doubled & soaring higher towards next election @195k
By her own admissions she constantly breaches Slush Funds...like Mum Bess > Never held to account!

Flying High #1 Oz Travel Rorter (Again..tbb swears...this is by her own account)
May-July 2023
76 {Business Class} Flights = $77k
69 Nights in Hotels = $19k

Vehicle Hire ( Price / [L] Inflation )
Q3 2023 =$1,872 month > Sept 2024 = $2,978 month (That don't seem very efficient? Cough!)
Note : Dutto don't say a word about Minister of Efficiency's 60% Record Inflationary Car Pricing.
Mostly coz she don't suffer one bit...all of you gotta pay 60% fuel hike each year for Pricey [L] Car Fleet!

Sky High Jacinta Price Watch (2023 /2024)
$10,543 / day Adelaide - Port Augusta ($165 Standard) 64x less efficient than average Aussie Voter
$10,543 / day Port Augusta - Alice Springs ( Oz Efficient cost = $300)
$8,478 Alice Springs (Return) Uluru (Apology : Traditional [CLP] Name Ayers Rock)
$5,900 Alice Springs - "Ayers Rock Star Lear Jet " (Better!)
$4,079 Darwin (return) Nhulunbuy
$3,500 Port Augusta (return) Alice Springs
$3,100 Alice Springs (return) Tennant Creek
$2,950 Alice Springs (return) Ayers Rock

Oz next Minister of Govt Efficiency officially declares she's 64x less efficient than Oz constituents.
https://www.ipea.gov.au/reporting/transactions?f%5B2%5D=person%3A106698&...

Media Ordained Minister for Indigenous Australians / Govt Efficiency
[L] Govt Procured 100% Made in Oz Aboriginal Flag Royalties (Zero Accountability of Royalties)
Why!
So [L] Media Darlings could officially secure Flag to sanction digital desecration of #1 Voice Prop.
Aboriginal Flag in [No] media was 95% obliterated & decimated resulting in a resounding 60% NO Vote.
[L] Party knew by procuring Aboriginal Flag they alone held the Iconic Power Tool to manipulate [NO]
They also wrote the rules exempting their relentless denigration of #1 Iconic Aboriginal Sovereignty.
This is very real & deliberate [L] strategy to Destroy & obliterate Aboriginal uprising in Prime Media.

#1 Decimator of Iconic Aboriginal & Australia Flags = Jacinta Price (Peoples Evil Queen Villain Hero)
(Wore her Exploited Iconic Tri Colour Layout as her Black Power Hate Slogan)
Jacinta's Mob #1 Prop exploited 24/7 media of ripped, torn, torched National Flags to divide our Nation
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F0kE21maAAAzhht.jpg
https://x.com/FairAusADV/status/1696280937208955112?mx=2

50% extra Cash Out Card for yer taxi fare price rorts
Still this week Albo is picking up the 10x grocery tab blowout on premium [L] Card rort

All gotta use [L] Jacinta's Welfare Card with typical [L] Nuked out mark up in Remote [L] Supermarkets!
$45 = Block of [L] Indue Cheese
$17 = kg of Live [L] Mince
$11 = Pack of Tea Bags
$10 = Carton of [L] Milk
$6 = Box of [L] Weet Bix
$5 = Pack of [L] Pasta
$4.50 = Bag of [L] Flour

All approved Grocery 'Price Watch Club Card Donations' go to [L] Liberal Party Charity Slush Fund

Indigenous Minister of efficiency cuts out Welcomes by Aussie First Nation
New Welcome to Stadium are strictly singalong Footy Boof Anthems.
Pay royalties to Russian/Enemy Armies for chorusing foreign muck Team Rape KILL KILL KILL ballads.

1,014th misuse of the Champagne Campaign Limo.
https://nit.com.au/07-03-2025/16696/alleged-misuse-of-expenses-a-smear-c...

Like so not licking my lips for a cup of Trump's Orange Kool Aide...farkin' drooling...have to have it...Now!
https://www.facebook.com/JacintaNPrice/posts/congratulations-to-donald-t...

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seeds Sunday, 13 Apr 2025 at 2:28pm

Jacinta being pushed into background after claiming Coalition will Make Australia Great Again.
Must have missed last weeks memo from Spud saying oh fook Aussies aren’t going for that shit!!!
Jacinta claims she’d never heard of MAGA and Trump.
Except that one time at band camp……
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2025/apr/13/image-emerges-of-...

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A Salty Dog Sunday, 13 Apr 2025 at 3:23pm
seeds wrote:

Jacinta being pushed into background after claiming Coalition will Make Australia Great Again.
Must have missed last weeks memo from Spud saying oh fook Aussies aren’t going for that shit!!!
Jacinta claims she’d never heard of MAGA and Trump.
Except that one time at band camp……
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2025/apr/13/image-emerges-of-...

Their campaign to date would be best described as shambolic.

Any rational person watching current events would call any association with Trump and MAGA, electoral poison.

They have desperately been trying to make Dutton look like everyone's best friend, while failing to present any policy which could be broadly described as progressive and in the national interest. And to make it more laughable, they have a team of "strategists" plotting their course.

Nothing has been thought through.

Did it not occur to anyone in the LP before announcing the policy, that threatening to sack 40,000 Commonwealth employees and terminating Work From Home, would guarantee every single employee would vote for the ALP? Eventually, someone told them!!!

All advertising material we have received and seen has not mentioned anything about policy, just all anti Teals, Greens, Independents, Labor.

And they reckon they can run the country.

At this point I'd say the ALP will be returned with a small chance of an increased majority.

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Supafreak Sunday, 13 Apr 2025 at 3:42pm

JP giving one of her powerful speeches . Murdoch And Gina Aligned.

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Supafreak Sunday, 13 Apr 2025 at 3:53pm

Did JP mention how she was going to get Australia back on track ?

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basesix Sunday, 13 Apr 2025 at 4:08pm

^^ classic bulldozer vs stonewall, hey?


all just an entertaining draw.