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factotum started the topic in Thursday, 21 Nov 2019 at 2:21pm

For when one interesting things thread isn't enough.

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Pop Down Saturday, 31 Aug 2024 at 1:08pm

Such good stories and laughed out loud , at AW " Getting a Horn " three times !!! and a necklace .

We went 2 the Anglesea Caravan Park 4 the Summer Hols , starting in 1966 .

Dad had NFI , but 4 some reason , loved towing a big Van .

He must have thought surfing cool , so introduced me 2 surfing and bought my brother and I , some no name , no sticker , yellow boards .

I dragged the big board 4 a km and surfed , absolutely NO instructions , until dragged away , by my mums loud call .

Did a bit of fishing off the bridge , as well .

No golf .

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basesix Saturday, 31 Aug 2024 at 1:25pm

great phrase, AW!
"They’re always laying crooked in bed, AW"

I have a neighbour here, Jim, (there's photo in the local pub of him towing me out of a sinkhole) who said once 'Sam was on the piss, getting about like a half-shut pocket knife'.

This has been my long standing no. 1 Aus vernacular phrase, for the sound, visuals, implications and connotations.. love it.

Happy to hear you're bighting off another chunk of Sth Aus soon. I ordered me a Gravelle twin, after Fliplid's post in grant miller's swellnet discussion. fuck those penong guys are good. So eager to tweak what you have for what waves, to shape what you want. and they do it proper. just 30 bucks couriered to Adelaide for pick up. they've been doing a fair bit of vicco surf coast specific shaping for customers lately too.

(just to clarify my above post, it's 'pawn', not 'porn', Hardcore Pawn is a telly show about a hock-shop, but it pissed my mate off, that the room went silent, like there might be some reality in him being a psycho pervert).

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old-dog Saturday, 31 Aug 2024 at 1:20pm

I remember dad pulling up on the edge of a cliff with the FB Holden towing the van on the West Coast at some of the most beautiful rugged coastline you could ever see. Us kids were fighting in the back seat and in shitty moods after hours on corrugated dusty tracks and refused to get out for a look, until dad said look there's a dead dog floating in the water down there. We all jumped out excited and ran over to see. He loved to remind us of special moments like that.

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seeds Saturday, 31 Aug 2024 at 1:23pm

Go dad!

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AlfredWallace Saturday, 31 Aug 2024 at 1:26pm
Pop Down wrote:

Such good stories and laughed out loud , at AW " Getting a Horn " three times !!! and a necklace .

We went 2 the Anglesea Caravan Park 4 the Summer Hols , starting in 1966 .

Dad had NFI , but 4 some reason , loved towing a big Van .

He must have thought surfing cool , so introduced me 2 surfing and bought my brother and I , some no name , no sticker , yellow boards .

I dragged the big board 4 a km and surfed , absolutely NO instructions , until dragged away , by my mums loud call .

Did a bit of fishing off the bridge , as well .

No golf .

PopDown. Hello fella.

I think we all forget how innocent we were in those days of Summer in coastal locations. As kids it felt like we were away for weeks , an endless summer so to speak.
You could trust society to look after your kids back then and kids were trusted to look after each other( I know creeps were still around) but it felt like we were invincibile.
I had a good little golf ball business back in my home town of Apollo Bay every Summer, in fact made enough money to buy a new spring suit and full diving kit.
Even had other kids collecting on my behalf, early in roads of a business , Alan Bond style.
It probably wasn’t, but we always thought we had scorching Summers, in the Bay, don’t think so.

Great times indeed, waited for the Milko to come around selling BigM’s, upon reflection, he’d probably instigated early onset diabetes of those milk sugar drinks.
A fish guy would come around with a few fillets in the back door, father would slip a little folded stuff in a handshake..

Good stuff. AW

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Pop Down Saturday, 31 Aug 2024 at 1:40pm

So U were Mover and Shaker , in Recreational Balls AW !

U sounded like the Real Milky Bar , kid !

Bondy had some very cool traits !

A persuasive chap , just like U :) !

We were invincible , always thinking we were safe as houses and sure did look out for each other on those HOT Summer holidays , fn sunburn !

2 weeks on Summer Holiday , was another Lifetime , 4 a kid :) .

Dad's rule , especially on holiday , controlling a BBQ imho !

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AlfredWallace Saturday, 31 Aug 2024 at 1:39pm
old-dog wrote:

I remember dad pulling up on the edge of a cliff with the FB Holden towing the van on the West Coast at some of the most beautiful rugged coastline you could ever see. Us kids were fighting in the back seat and in shitty moods after hours on corrugated dusty tracks and refused to get out for a look, until dad said look there's a dead dog floating in the water down there. We all jumped out excited and ran over to see. He loved to remind us of special moments like that.

Old-Dog. Hi mate.

What I loved about those generations of parents was the lack of fear, trusted their well made vehicles, used their own nouse to navigate , could fix most problems, all without a mobile phone.
A worthy and trusty era of parents.

We had a FB Holden also, it was snow white, my father paid cash for it after saving up working two jobs in Apollo Bay, pumping fuel at the only servo and working at the fish co op.
All my forebears were boat builders, fishermen and surfers.
Being on the coast to a kid felt like the norm. We simply loved it, still do. AW

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AlfredWallace Saturday, 31 Aug 2024 at 1:49pm
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great phrase, AW!
"They’re always laying crooked in bed, AW"

I have a neighbour here, Jim, (there's photo in the local pub of him towing me out of a sinkhole) who said once 'Sam was on the piss, getting about like a half-shut pocket knife'.

This has been my long standing no. 1 Aus vernacular phrase, for the sound, visuals, implications and connotations.. love it.

Happy to hear you're bighting off another chunk of Sth Aus soon. I ordered me a Gravelle twin, after Fliplid's post in grant miller's swellnet discussion. fuck those penong guys are good. So eager to tweak what you have for what waves, to shape what you want. and they do it proper. just 30 bucks couriered to Adelaide for pick up. they've been doing a fair bit of vicco surf coast specific shaping for customers lately too.

(just to clarify my above post, it's 'pawn', not 'porn', Hardcore Pawn is a telly show about a hock-shop, but it pissed my mate off, that the room went silent, like there might be some reality in him being a psycho pervert).

Basesix. Australian vernacular in my opinion is the best, straight to the point, might hurt, but it sets you straight, right up.

Those Gravelle boards would be definitely worth the wait, well crafted works of surfing art.
I’m sure you’ll enjoy that twinny.

Small 3ft, occasional 4, last Friday, VJ also scored that warm oily mirror sea surface, had my MOTE twinny, even with the lack of push from a dying swell, caught heaps of waves very easily, a little more foam under me than normal , two strokes, on, off ya go.
Slightly bigger fins than normal surf the fast walls well.

What did Norm once say way back. ‘Life Be In It’. AW

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basesix Saturday, 31 Aug 2024 at 1:59pm

^ arrow no. 12, AW, designed by you, shaped specifically for the c-word.
pick up on the way through. couldn't be perfecter..
getting a little bit shitty through there, blowin wise,
so I might ask if you enjoyed the nullabor links,
while you are on your trip. hopefully then you can talk conditions,
experiences on here. what time of year will you be at the links?

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old-dog Saturday, 31 Aug 2024 at 2:01pm

Hi AW, my dad made the mistake of taking me along when he traded in the Vauxhall for the brand new cream FB standard. We took the salesman for a ride in the old car to get a good trade in price, I proudly said, dad painted it himself which was pretty obvious from all the brush hairs stuck all over it, then I kept saying, there's that funny noise again dad.
He would drive the new car until it ran out of petrol and then check his log book before getting a tin of petrol out of the boot and pouring it in, all to get an accurate fuel consumption reading.

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southernraw Saturday, 31 Aug 2024 at 2:17pm

Haha between standing down on the rocks watching 20foot sideshore monster surf this morning, and studying, this thread has been a welcome light hearted relief.
Speaking of hardcore pawn and West Beach....the reason i used to go there was i was seeing a chick there when i was a teenager. Anyhoo, without going into too much detail, we were in her bedroom, lets say i was enjoying some culinary delights, and her mum walked in! Proper busted.
That night was an awkward one at the family dinner table. Not too long after dinner my night became even more awkward as the first of many barely controlled bowel movements began. I spent the night on the dunny, absolutely convinced her parents had laced my food with laxatives. Fair to say i never ate there again. ;-P

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seeds Saturday, 31 Aug 2024 at 2:22pm

Ahh shit
I thought you were gunna say mummsy was the first to teach you how to juggle cats.

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AlfredWallace Saturday, 31 Aug 2024 at 2:40pm
basesix wrote:

^ arrow no. 12, AW, designed by you, shaped specifically for the c-word.
pick up on the way through. couldn't be perfecter..
getting a little bit shitty through there, blowin wise,
so I might ask if you enjoyed the nullabor links,
while you are on your trip. hopefully then you can talk conditions,
experiences on here. what time of year will you be at the links?

Basesix. I’ve been playing at that nullabor links course since 1984. Prevailing winds suits my ‘swing’ at that time of year.
My course around here at the same time of year is often way too ruffled, a lot of John Player ‘specials’, but the rough is tough til it hits the spot , no Uncle Sam and Gough not a cough.

Me and a couple of mates board the starship Hiace NY’s day. Three weeks hard labour at a course with very high sand bunkers that you’d never get out of, even with a quad bike.
Your skin will be of a Pink complexion after a brush with Dunaliela salina, the sweet mistress of the links.

I’ll definitely check in at the Pro Shop after making a left hook at the primary school hole.
In some kind of clandestine way, I will report in on conditions upon arrival at the first tee.
Got slapped by the course superintendent earlier this year in January for my course conditions report so I’d better avoid being CaddyShacked.

I bet you’re excited about your pending new board. AW

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basesix Saturday, 31 Aug 2024 at 2:47pm

haha, that is excellent work there, AW.
I think we have established a high quality xmas dinner conversation starter
could be a fun exercise, knowing we ain't sandbaggers or bandits : )
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glossary_of_golf

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old-dog Saturday, 31 Aug 2024 at 3:00pm

Ha, ha, keep it cryptic fellas, no need for any of the C words, if the wind is E-NE it's probably pretty good. What happens in Rio..... Give the bombie a crack AW it's not as bad as it looks.

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AlfredWallace Saturday, 31 Aug 2024 at 3:02pm
Pop Down wrote:

So U were Mover and Shaker , in Recreational Balls AW !

U sounded like the Real Milky Bar , kid !

Bondy had some very cool traits !

A persuasive chap , just like U :) !

We were invincible , always thinking we were safe as houses and sure did look out for each other on those HOT Summer holidays , fn sunburn !

2 weeks on Summer Holiday , was another Lifetime , 4 a kid :) .

Dad's rule , especially on holiday , controlling a BBQ imho !

PopDown.

Hey mate, from memory, sunscreen was MIA when we were kids.

I do worry a little sometimes about what may lay ahead regarding skin cancers. AW

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AlfredWallace Saturday, 31 Aug 2024 at 3:08pm
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Ha, ha, keep it cryptic fellas, no need for any of the C words, if the wind is E-NE it's probably pretty good. What happens in Rio..... Give the bombie a crack AW it's not as bad as it looks.

Old Dog. Hi fella. Looked straight down the fairway with my eyeballs on it over on the back 9 earlier this year. We almost ventured out to that part of the course.
Looks totally doable. I’ll just take a drop ! and go for it. AW

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southernraw Saturday, 31 Aug 2024 at 3:11pm

haha definitely not @seeds!!

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AlfredWallace Saturday, 31 Aug 2024 at 3:18pm
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Haha between standing down on the rocks watching 20foot sideshore monster surf this morning, and studying, this thread has been a welcome light hearted relief.
Speaking of hardcore pawn and West Beach....the reason i used to go there was i was seeing a chick there when i was a teenager. Anyhoo, without going into too much detail, we were in her bedroom, lets say i was enjoying some culinary delights, and her mum walked in! Proper busted.
That night was an awkward one at the family dinner table. Not too long after dinner my night became even more awkward as the first of many barely controlled bowel movements began. I spent the night on the dunny, absolutely convinced her parents had laced my food with laxatives. Fair to say i never ate there again. ;-P

Southernraw. Got a giggle from me, got busted by a father who was supposed to be at darts, came home early feeling ill.
I was feeling something else, he didn’t approve, onya bike he said.

A bit of Trainspotting hey mate. Once ya on that big white telephone in that state, it’s a precarious thought , standing up. AW

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Pop Down Saturday, 31 Aug 2024 at 3:34pm

Just some zinc cream on the nose and lips , brown skin ( 2nd or 3rd layer :) and looking like an Indian , with board under the arm , AW .

It's amazing how my nice skin , has changed over the years .

All sorts of Spots , lumps and growths appearing and getting much easier to split open , recently .

I have had a lot of Things checked and get checked by my doctor , when I visit .

Do the same and U don't have 2 worry about the big C .

I have quite a few scars , from surfing and a long life AW .

None are very visible , so look , low mileage :)) !

They go , with the Territory .

Maybe , one day , we will get 2 play , a round together ?

If U are in Melbourne , I will look after U , sunscreening and all , @ The Sand Belt .

I got caught by my best mate , with his younger sister , in the back of a car .

Luckily , he caught us Early and we are Still Best Friends !

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basesix Saturday, 31 Aug 2024 at 3:26pm

anyone up north that's wondering what's happening on this swellnet thread today, we southerners have shiiiiit winds blowing us out, but some really interesting swells and opportunities that require quiet contemplation today around a fireside with pleasant, convivial background noise. we're internally planning.
(bay swell @blackers!)

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AlfredWallace Saturday, 31 Aug 2024 at 3:31pm
basesix wrote:

anyone up north that's wondering what happening on this swellnet thread today, we southerners have shiiiiit winds blowing us out, but some really interesting swells and opportunities that require quiet contemplation today around a fireside with pleasant, convivial background noise. we're internally planning.
(bay swell @blackers!)

B6. Very enjoyable Saturday arvo on a shared memory ‘Wide Open Road’ .
( caution to not collide with a rogue Triffid)

Alas, we will be proper NW wind tomoz, with a jump in even bigger swell.
I’ve an appointment with a mate in a certain car park to test our mettle. AW

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southernraw Saturday, 31 Aug 2024 at 4:01pm

haha great stuff @AW.
Ahhh gotta love a yarn by the fire, hey @basesix. Classic winters day here too. Love it.

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basesix Saturday, 31 Aug 2024 at 4:06pm

proper fuckin fireside storytelling from the master, 20 mins if you have it.
(custard touring, as an aside, bluey's dad sang a song about jim)

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blackers Saturday, 31 Aug 2024 at 6:26pm
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....
(bay swell @blackers!)

Yuppidy, got my fix. Winds okay in some nooks, swell is very west so more going past than getting in but still fun.

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AlfredWallace Saturday, 31 Aug 2024 at 6:30pm
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So U were Mover and Shaker , in Recreational Balls AW !

U sounded like the Real Milky Bar , kid !

Bondy had some very cool traits !

A persuasive chap , just like U :) !

We were invincible , always thinking we were safe as houses and sure did look out for each other on those HOT Summer holidays , fn sunburn !

2 weeks on Summer Holiday , was another Lifetime , 4 a kid :) .

Dad's rule , especially on holiday , controlling a BBQ imho !

PopDown. Great stuff. Thanks for sharing all your memories and your moments, treasures indeed.
I will remind you , whilst in that jewellery shop, it was ain’t no pearl necklace if you know what I mean.

Fun afternoon by the fire, literally, got the Nectre on full tilt.

Now there’s a great South Australian brand, Nectre. Do yourself a favour, get one, nothing comparable. AW

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AlfredWallace Saturday, 31 Aug 2024 at 6:37pm
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haha, that is excellent work there, AW.
I think we have established a high quality xmas dinner conversation starter
could be a fun exercise, knowing we ain't sandbaggers or bandits : )
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glossary_of_golf

Basesix. I’ve a childhood memory from collecting golf balls, always saw these little metal signs welded to a metal pin.
They were distributed sporadically around the course, often on a slight lean, as a kid I/we didn’t know what the acronym G.U.R. meant, wasn’t until my teens I worked it out.

There’s your first question for your kids when you play Golf Jeopardy on Xmas day. AW

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stunet Monday, 2 Sep 2024 at 10:17am

The view from my desk as bushfire season begins:

 

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Jelly Flater Monday, 2 Sep 2024 at 10:54am

^ plenty of fuel along the escarpment
& plenty of wind to boot… hope it can be contained

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Jelly Flater Monday, 2 Sep 2024 at 10:56am

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stunet Monday, 2 Sep 2024 at 11:06am

We had a lot of rain a month or so ago, so the escarpment slopes aren't too bad. Very dusty, lots of leaf fuel built up, but the canopy is thick and green and is largely keeping it cool and moist underneath. We'll see how long that lasts going into the season.

It's worse over the top of the scarp which has been getting smashed by these dry westerlies.

My own video contribution. Filmed on the escarpment yesty arvo not far from home.
 

 

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Jelly Flater Monday, 2 Sep 2024 at 11:19am

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