Shiseido Tahiti Pro - Early Forecast

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Craig Brokensha (Craig)
Swellnet Dispatch

Following a generally dire year, J-Bay whetted our appetite for good waves, and thus hopes are high as the tour swings into French Polynesia.

Not only is Teahupoo one of the best waves in the world to watch, the event sits in an ideal viewing time for early-rising Australians, being four hours ahead but a day behind us - i.e 8am Tahiti is 4am in Oz.

Unfortunately, like most events this year, there'll be swell during the lead up to the waiting period  - which is the 11th of August - but slim pickings once it begins.

The pre-event swells wont be properly pumping - the winds won't be perfect - while the event proper looks to offer clean conditions but a lack of any significant groundswell.

Having solid swell before the event will make for an interesting scenario as it means the Trials will likely be held in heavy Teahupoo. Therefore, the odds on favourites will be Matahi Drollet, Kauli Vaast, or maybe Eimeo Czermak, all heavy water experts, and the kind of wildcard no-one wants to draw. Least of all Felipe Toledo, yet as he's rated  #1 that's exactly what will happen.

The reason for the lack of groundswell during the event will be a large, blocking high moving across and setting up camp to the south-east of New Zealand during the start of the waiting period, effectively shutting down Teahupoo's prime swell window. With the central pressure reaching as high as 1038hPa, it's significant and will be hard to budge, with a low pressure system also expected to form on the north-western flank of the high, though aimed the wrong way (towards Australia).

With the high sitting to the south-east of New Zealand, Southern Ocean storms will be blocked from pushing up into the South Pacific Ocean, the main source of quality groundswell for the region.

Mean Sean Level Pressure anomaly (difference from normal) forecast for the week Mon 14th - Mon 21 August (ECMWF)

So what do we have?

Besides small pulses of background SW swell energy in the 2-3ft range, there's the chance of a couple of lows sliding east-southeast, under the high during the opening days of the waiting period, producing some slightly stronger but inconsistent groundswell. At this stage it looks to max out at 4-5ft.

Could Toledo hold his own against a Teahupoo wildcard in waves that size?

We're still a couple of weeks out from the end of the waiting period, so there's potential for an improvement in the forecast. We'll continue to monitor any major changes and document them in the comments below.

Teahupoo 16-day forecast and WAMs

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Bnkref Thursday, 3 Aug 2023 at 12:21pm

Damn. Hope it improves as we get closer.

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freeride76 Thursday, 3 Aug 2023 at 12:40pm

A blocking high SE of NZ is the worst case scenario for Chopes.

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Solitude Thursday, 3 Aug 2023 at 12:48pm

Would've been a lot to ask to have more than one pumping day of competition for 2023

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quokka Thursday, 3 Aug 2023 at 12:54pm

Ideal viewing time...not if you're out West Craig

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Craig Thursday, 3 Aug 2023 at 12:55pm

Ha, no, not ideal there.

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fitzroy-21 Thursday, 3 Aug 2023 at 1:03pm

Goddamit.

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simba Thursday, 3 Aug 2023 at 1:18pm

The curse continues even after the dreaded Elo sacrifice

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stunet Thursday, 3 Aug 2023 at 1:30pm

Clearly it wasn't enough.

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Island Bay Thursday, 3 Aug 2023 at 1:51pm
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kaybeegee Saturday, 5 Aug 2023 at 7:01am

You have to sacrifice something you love, or else it is no great sacrifice

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southernraw Thursday, 3 Aug 2023 at 1:26pm

Faaark!

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danielclayton1 Thursday, 3 Aug 2023 at 1:30pm

Crazy idea, but bring it forward....logistics yeah, but surely do able with some pre planning to allow that sort of flexibility. I'm imagining the internal workings of the WSL resembling something similar to an episode of Dystopia.

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donweather Thursday, 3 Aug 2023 at 1:34pm

That forecast will suit Toledo to a tee.

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scoopmaster Thursday, 3 Aug 2023 at 1:47pm

As mentioned on here previously, you're better off watching the usual suspects on youtube surfing the best swells around the globe than crossing your fingers and hoping that it will happen to pump for the random days that the wsl circus shows up. Personally I hope the epic swell comes for the Olympics - I'm sure Somalia will have some suitable athletes ready to go. (what's the surfing equivalent of a 21 second 100m run?)

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Solitude Thursday, 3 Aug 2023 at 1:59pm

Steph Gilmore surfing Chopes...........sorry steph

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adsi Thursday, 3 Aug 2023 at 3:26pm

hahahaha savage!

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burleigh Thursday, 3 Aug 2023 at 1:40pm

you just have to laugh at this point.

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goofyfoot Thursday, 3 Aug 2023 at 1:47pm

Fil's puckering date hole relaxes

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tubeshooter Thursday, 3 Aug 2023 at 5:10pm

haha.
Although I'm sure his 'Pucker Factor' is still higher than the median.

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seal Thursday, 3 Aug 2023 at 2:01pm

I was backing Filipe having an injury and not turning up but I’ll have to change my bets now ?? Damn !!

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Surfalot67 Thursday, 3 Aug 2023 at 5:48pm

Flippy breathing again

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mattlock Thursday, 3 Aug 2023 at 6:00pm

The WSL have been royally skunked this year.
Whats the bet Trestles pumps and they royally pump it up.

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mike oxhard Thursday, 3 Aug 2023 at 6:09pm

pre event swells are great, you get the juice without having to sit through the annoying broadcast and whacky judging

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bbbird Thursday, 3 Aug 2023 at 6:38pm

There could be a special reward next week for the pros & WSL staff that planned to fly in early, to help clean up after the flood.
https://www.windy.com/?2023080621,-24.587,-158.862,5,m:dbpa0n

Hope the Florence bros & Kelly put on a show with the locals

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Coops70 Thursday, 3 Aug 2023 at 9:00pm

Yep you can hear flips sphincter muscles relaxing from 3000 miles away! As previously said, a floating waiting period to catch optimal swells would be great. They have been royally dealt a tough year the old wozzle. Oh well maybe next year? Or was it just bad timing due to La Niña/nino change over period.

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hoody Friday, 4 Aug 2023 at 12:44am

Karma Bus WSL!

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stunet Friday, 4 Aug 2023 at 7:38am

Italo Ferreira has pulled out cos of his knee - no surprise as he had no chance of making the Top 5 - and has been replaced by Kauli Vaast, the highest-ranked Tahitian surfer on the men's Challenger Series.

Vaast will take on Ewing and Jordy Smith in Rd 1.

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Lanky Dean Friday, 4 Aug 2023 at 8:51am

Actually a pretty mellow season for Teahupoo this year.
Kinda an ebb year for south swells for central and north America.
Finding that blocking highs don't do much other than bring nice / warm weather.
Funky year for the wos, swell wise.
Given your readers audience Craig I would say that low is going in the right direction.

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Craig Friday, 4 Aug 2023 at 8:54am

It is if NZ wasn't there ;)

Looks to slip behind it unfortunately.

We'll see, the models are still struggling to resolve things.

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bbbird Friday, 4 Aug 2023 at 6:51pm

Good news
The Australian plate is moving NNE at 7cm per year, this helping to build mountains in New Guinea
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_Plate#/media/File:Global_plate_...
However,
At this rate we'll be nearing the equator in about 45M years & ....were taking parts of NZ with us.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_Plate#/media/File:AustralianPla...

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spinafex Sunday, 6 Aug 2023 at 9:06pm

Mate, forecasts aren't accurate 45 million years out

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Dan87 Monday, 7 Aug 2023 at 11:02am

Hahaha
And why the fuck not!?

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Lanky Dean Monday, 7 Aug 2023 at 12:47pm

LOL
check the fossil forecast

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mpeachy Friday, 4 Aug 2023 at 9:36am

Last event of the year over three foot

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Bustard Friday, 4 Aug 2023 at 10:01am

so - please check this as its the first time I've tried
If Caity gets second - she cant be pipped for 5th even if lakey or steph wins
If lakey gets second, 3rd or 5th Caity needs 5th or higher, anything lower than 5th for caity she is out
Steph - needs at least 2nd to better Caitys worst possible result but will also need Lakey to be no higher than 5th. If steph wins, doesnt matter where lakey finishes but caity cant be higher than 5th

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lost Friday, 4 Aug 2023 at 10:53pm

Hard to see Steph doing the late run two years in a row. I putting money in Caity staying in 5th and making the finals. A cracking effort for a rookie.

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velocityjohnno Friday, 4 Aug 2023 at 1:09pm

"Not only is Teahupoo one of the best waves in the world to watch, the event sits in an ideal viewing time for early-rising Australians, being four hours ahead but a day behind us - i.e 8am Tahiti is 4am in Oz."

Not to mention people coming home from nightclubs; and the poor bastards waiting in line at Perth Airport for a pre-dawn flight up to the mines will be able to watch some of the morning's heats too.

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wallpaper Saturday, 5 Aug 2023 at 9:52am

An early riser in Irkustsk could be similarly overwhelmed with the convenient timing.

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Sheepdog Sunday, 6 Aug 2023 at 1:42pm

Long range forecasts are waffle. Anything over 8 days is speculation. 7 days, we're starting to have an ok read. 4 days, things REALLY tighten up. Below is a map for 10th August. That looke like a decent sse swell, aimed straight at tahiti.

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Lanky Dean Monday, 7 Aug 2023 at 1:29pm

Great swell for Chile/ peru

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Craig Tuesday, 8 Aug 2023 at 7:13pm

These outlooks aren't done lightly.

I put a bit more energy into them to simply write them off as waffle.

For me, the S/SE swell looks to offer 4-5ft sets Sunday, then easing Monday. Running longer and from deeper down the reef.

Other than that the small low looks to produce a new pulse of mid-period swell later Monday/Tuesday but it looks dicey still, maybe 3-5ft. EC has it weaker and smaller.

So all in the outlook remains average.

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Island Bay Sunday, 6 Aug 2023 at 2:16pm

Looks enticing, but the problem is that that system is moving SE.

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thermalben Sunday, 6 Aug 2023 at 2:56pm

And.. SSE swells are not a great direction for Teahupoo.

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Sheepdog Monday, 7 Aug 2023 at 12:09am

Wrong. For 4 days, it hardly moves. And if big enough, SSE is fine. There's also another low east of NZ swirling up

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goofyfoot Monday, 7 Aug 2023 at 5:55am

Give us your forecast then sheepy, is there going to be waves or not?

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Sheepdog Monday, 7 Aug 2023 at 2:33pm

There will always be waves, Goof...... Even a 1 foot chop is a wave.
But looking at the Big low, I'd say a 6foot, perhaps 7+ on the sets out of the sse, 14 seconds, around the 14thish.
Not heart in mouth west bowl stuff. Perhaps peeling from a bit further up the reef. The kinda stuff that if it was peeling off at your local, you'd call it fuckn unreal. But being chopes, people will whine

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thermalben Monday, 7 Aug 2023 at 3:09pm

So, confirming 6-8ft for Monday 14th. Lock it in Eddie.

I presume we're using the 6ft = double overhead scale?

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mike oxhard Monday, 7 Aug 2023 at 4:40pm

hahaha taking reciepts mate

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mattlock Monday, 7 Aug 2023 at 4:51pm

I've set my alarm already.

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burleigh Monday, 7 Aug 2023 at 5:57pm

Can't wait for this to play out.

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Lanky Dean Monday, 7 Aug 2023 at 10:27pm

Sheepy look at Ben's smile, he's been forecasting waves for over 20 years.
Built it up to be the most trusted forecast site.
Your going to be shocked come the 14th.

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Sheepdog Tuesday, 8 Aug 2023 at 12:48pm

As long as u use the same scale for measuring your penis? Call your 6 incher 3 inches. Go for it.
At least i'm having a go mate. You're the pro and have said a thing 4 days out.
As far as 6 foot being double overhead (12 foot faces), this is exactly why the non surfing community think the surfing community is full of toxic male wankness. It's a relic of a bygone era that is pure cringe.
Back to the waves. Put that low off Tasmania with the same angle to Wreck bay.
There is also another low as I said. East of NZ. Possible 40 knots plus. A weak high NNE of NZ creating a small targeted fetch straight at Tahiti.
So its not all doom and gloom. But i guess people want tow ins
4 to 5 feet of sw swell.

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thermalben Tuesday, 8 Aug 2023 at 12:49pm

Wot?

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Lanky Dean Tuesday, 8 Aug 2023 at 3:19pm

Agro sheeprage....

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mike oxhard Tuesday, 8 Aug 2023 at 7:57pm

dirk diggler here flexing his 6 incher, cmon mate some of us are hung like a mosquito it's not fair

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Standingleft Wednesday, 9 Aug 2023 at 8:21pm

Haha
Which side are you measuring mate?
The exaggerated one always reads well but disappoints when you flop it out.
The locals are restless, this WSL clusterfuck has got us behaving like seagulls fighting over the last shreds of batter in the discarded family pack.
Will Teahupoo be 3-5 or 4-6 !!?
10 Day waiting periods - Massive Fail
Rcal could go surgical and fix everything

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goofyfoot Monday, 7 Aug 2023 at 3:59pm

“ There will always be waves, Goof...... Even a 1 foot chop is a wave.”

Geez thanks for that, that’s exactly what I meant..

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Solitude Sunday, 6 Aug 2023 at 7:39pm

So we’re left with same dire forecast?

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Nick Bone Monday, 7 Aug 2023 at 10:11am

Is it pumping there as we speak. SN models look pretty good right now. Light North and 6ft+ of SW swell 14 secs?

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Supafreak Monday, 7 Aug 2023 at 10:37am

Have the trials begun ?

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Craig Monday, 7 Aug 2023 at 10:41am

Apparently being run now (Sunday the 6th). Should be decent surf for it as Nick pointed out above.

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Supafreak Monday, 7 Aug 2023 at 10:49am

Cheers Craig, watching it now

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Craig Monday, 7 Aug 2023 at 10:51am

Glass. Thanks Sprout.

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Craig Monday, 7 Aug 2023 at 11:08am

Some thick ones!

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Sprout Monday, 7 Aug 2023 at 11:13am

Yeah slow but the good ones are sick.

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Craig Monday, 7 Aug 2023 at 11:15am

Camera work is terrible!

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stunet Monday, 7 Aug 2023 at 11:25am

Old mate in white's doing a great impersonation of a priority buoy.

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Sprout Monday, 7 Aug 2023 at 11:27am

Haha, he didn't go on 2 screamers!

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stunet Monday, 7 Aug 2023 at 11:31am

Stage fright?

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Sprout Monday, 7 Aug 2023 at 11:38am

Toledo training regimen.

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Craig Monday, 7 Aug 2023 at 11:31am

0!

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stunet Monday, 7 Aug 2023 at 11:32am

Clearly needs a surf coach to remind him how to win heats.

"You've gotta catch waves, mate."

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freeride76 Monday, 7 Aug 2023 at 11:48am

Pumping for Finals now.

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stunet Monday, 7 Aug 2023 at 11:48am

Two good openers.

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freeride76 Monday, 7 Aug 2023 at 11:50am

Matahi just got a 10.

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freeride76 Monday, 7 Aug 2023 at 11:51am

how was the soul arch barrel entry.

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southernraw Tuesday, 8 Aug 2023 at 5:38pm

Just watched it.
That was insane!!
Like a warrior with a sword, dancing with a lion.
Straight into Teahupoo folklore.

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stunet Monday, 7 Aug 2023 at 11:52am

Sick wave.

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Sprout Monday, 7 Aug 2023 at 11:53am

Too comfortable, so good.
That last one was sick too!

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freeride76 Monday, 7 Aug 2023 at 11:53am

that has to be a 10 too

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Sprout Monday, 7 Aug 2023 at 11:55am

So deep!

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stunet Monday, 7 Aug 2023 at 11:54am

This is insane.

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freeride76 Monday, 7 Aug 2023 at 11:55am

Yep, another 10.

this is mental.

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Sprout Monday, 7 Aug 2023 at 12:06pm

Geez Red matey not shy.

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freeride76 Monday, 7 Aug 2023 at 12:09pm

pulling in no hands on those west ones takes some stones.

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stunet Monday, 7 Aug 2023 at 12:15pm

Pray for Felipe.

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Sprout Monday, 7 Aug 2023 at 12:16pm

So Filipe / Caio / Matahi R1?

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freeride76 Monday, 7 Aug 2023 at 12:17pm

Crazy to think both of these guys will be sitting in the channel watching the Olympics here next year when they are better than 99.99% of the planet out there.

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goofyfoot Monday, 7 Aug 2023 at 12:20pm

No great surprise on those two finalists.
Freaks

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Supafreak Monday, 7 Aug 2023 at 12:21pm

Can we expect anything like those waves we just watched in the main event ?

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Nick Bone Monday, 7 Aug 2023 at 12:54pm

Im no expert but don’t look flash.

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burleigh Monday, 7 Aug 2023 at 12:34pm

Geez, that was pumping. Now to watch Toledo do three turns and an air when it's 3 foot. zzzzzzzzzzz

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freeride76 Monday, 7 Aug 2023 at 12:34pm

Short answer- no.

Not unless something drastic changes.

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Lanky Dean Monday, 7 Aug 2023 at 12:52pm

Don't take this the wrong way @freeride76. I just think you would make a good used car salesman.

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Craig Monday, 7 Aug 2023 at 1:34pm

Wow, how were those waves in the final, mental!

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bbbird Monday, 7 Aug 2023 at 6:16pm

For those that like overhead barrels and/or the french language....without adverts

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Island Bay Monday, 7 Aug 2023 at 8:10pm

Matahi Drollet is something else.

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thermalben Tuesday, 8 Aug 2023 at 5:59am

Jeez, the window (kicking off on the 11th) still remains very uninspiring. No major swell events at all.

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Nick Bone Tuesday, 8 Aug 2023 at 6:59am

Onshore all period as well? Do they get morning offshores due to those mountains?

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Island Bay Tuesday, 8 Aug 2023 at 7:01am

E/SE is a good wind for Teahupoo.

Pity about the swell, but at least we can watch the Trials on repeat.

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thermalben Tuesday, 8 Aug 2023 at 10:20am

Hmm, one model run update and there's now a temporary glimmer of hope.

The models had a small/mod mid-range (13 second) S/SW swell due Tues 15th, but it's been upgraded in the latest run and extended out into Wed 16th. Compare model runs side by side below.

It is however originating from a cut-off low, which are not preferred swell sources for Teahupoo - and even if we see a solid swell, it'll be a brief event (the broadscale/upper level synoptic pattern remains poorly aligned for Tahiti for the entire period).

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thermalben Tuesday, 8 Aug 2023 at 10:26am

Here's the associated synoptic/10m wind chart of the responsible low. Not very interesting IMO.

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Nick Bone Tuesday, 8 Aug 2023 at 2:13pm

As there a day behind, do the models tell provide the above in our time i.e that swell is on Wednesday as stated or is it their Wed?

Dumb question?

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Craig Tuesday, 8 Aug 2023 at 2:14pm

The 16-day graphs are in local time, so Tahiti time.

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thermalben Wednesday, 9 Aug 2023 at 10:11am

Latest update has pulled that Tues/Wed swell back, both in size, timing and duration. T'was never a confident swell source to begin with anyway, so there's no surprises that yesty's brief window of optimism is now fading.

Only good news is that the opening day (11th) has been nudged up a little. Still nothing amazing but enough to get going.

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donweather Tuesday, 8 Aug 2023 at 1:05pm

EC has a glimmer of hope at the back end of the waiting period....but this is a long way out

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Lanky Dean Tuesday, 8 Aug 2023 at 3:25pm

Ben dusts off the key board to remind the rest of you who the real Yoda of forecasting is,

I can't wait for the 14th!
LOL.

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goofyfoot Tuesday, 8 Aug 2023 at 6:16pm

I like that sheepy puts his two cents in and gives his forecast.
I couldn’t read a weather map for an unfamiliar area to save me life.

He just needs to drop the “You’re wrong, I’m right, you can all get fucked” way of delivering it!
Comes across a bit “holier than thou”

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NickH Tuesday, 8 Aug 2023 at 4:11pm

I agree --- the 14th....which will be the 15th our time....then let's reflect/

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Craig Tuesday, 8 Aug 2023 at 7:15pm

13th their time, 14th our time.

Ie Monday our time, Sunday their time.

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Craig Tuesday, 8 Aug 2023 at 7:06pm
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southernraw Tuesday, 8 Aug 2023 at 7:28pm

How the Friar Tuck has the best surfer in the world not surfed a wave at Teahupoo in 5 years!!??
That's unbelievable.

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donweather Tuesday, 8 Aug 2023 at 8:18pm

You have heard of this thing called Covid yeah?

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southernraw Tuesday, 8 Aug 2023 at 8:28pm

No shit shirlock....but seriously...how?
Seen enough Toledo spins in 2 foot beachies over the last 5 years but JJF hasn't once entered the lineup at Chopes.
What a joke of a tour.

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peabo Wednesday, 9 Aug 2023 at 9:43am

He was injured for a couple of years too right?

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southernraw Wednesday, 9 Aug 2023 at 2:29pm

Yes mate, that's true for sure.
Talking bigger picture....overall.. a tour that doesn't showcase the best in the best waves.

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Jono Wednesday, 9 Aug 2023 at 9:50am

Ewing and Bettylou have pulled out due to injury

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Island Bay Wednesday, 9 Aug 2023 at 9:57am

Mihimana is no slouch there, but Eimeo should have gotten the spot.

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Supafreak Wednesday, 9 Aug 2023 at 1:50pm

Anyone know why 3rd place got a shot in main event and not 2nd ?

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Craig Wednesday, 9 Aug 2023 at 1:51pm

Goes off the CS/QS ratings I think.

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Supafreak Wednesday, 9 Aug 2023 at 2:01pm

Ok thanks Craig , geez he’s way down the rankings list , 69 th ?

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mpeachy Wednesday, 9 Aug 2023 at 1:35pm

Reports that Ewing broke his back

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Craig Wednesday, 9 Aug 2023 at 1:37pm

Shit! Let's hope nothing too serious (as non-serious as a broken back can be), or life-long lasting.

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Lanky Dean Wednesday, 9 Aug 2023 at 2:40pm

Reliable source of information?
Fuck I hope not.

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lostdoggy Wednesday, 9 Aug 2023 at 2:41pm

Beachgrit.
Nothing official though.

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mpeachy Wednesday, 9 Aug 2023 at 3:02pm

Yeah probably the least reliable source! Hopefully it's not that

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Bustard Thursday, 10 Aug 2023 at 6:04am

No doubt, buried in the fine print of the WSL rule book somewhere near the bottom of page 83 just under clause 8.d.ii part v section 6 there is a clause “ should a surfer suffer an injury and is not able to compete in the final 5 the surfers position will be granted to the surfer who holds the most world titles “

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Tick Thursday, 10 Aug 2023 at 6:40am

Haha.

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More tubes please Thursday, 10 Aug 2023 at 7:40am

Turns out you’re not that far wrong. This is what the WSL rulebook says, via stab.

‘If a Surfer who has qualified for the CT decides to relinquish their seeded position in a CT Event as a result of retirement or injury, the Office of Tours and Competition will select a replacement (“Replacement”) and the Replacement can be used to fill a maximum of one (1) seed spot (“WSL Replacement”).

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Bustard Thursday, 10 Aug 2023 at 7:45am

They Cant Script this shit....o wait...yes they can....and will

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Island Bay Thursday, 10 Aug 2023 at 6:16am

Haha, yes.

To hell with them.

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Bustard Thursday, 10 Aug 2023 at 6:18am

and just under that

" the substitute surfers points for the final 5 will count towards Olympic qualification and for this event will attract a multiplier of 3 "

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thermalben Thursday, 10 Aug 2023 at 6:19am

The forecast has just swung from uninspiring to craptacular.

The little glimmer of hope for Tues/Wed that popped up a few days is goneski, and the end of the waiting period is now showing a building SE windswell (to 10ft!) with strong to gale force E/SE tending SE winds.

(source is a deepening trough well east of Tahiti and a large, stubborn high to the south)

Of course, rapid synoptic changes within short time frames (overnight) means the outlook will swing around a little more over the coming days, but the main point is... we're now at the point preceding the competition where major swell trends are evident... and the evidence shows that there are no significant surf days ( i.e. strong SW groundswells with favourable winds) on the way.

Booo.

(best day of the period seems to be Day 1, where we'll have a mix of easing energy from the weekend's large event and some new long period swell, maybe 4-6ft).

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Nick Bone Thursday, 10 Aug 2023 at 7:24am

How refreshing would it be if they just owned it went in saying we unfortunately have a craptacular forecast for one for the worlds best waves, these things happen, but let’s see the what the worlds best can do.

Though the silver lining for a shit forecast for me is the verbal polishing of the turd. Very creative at times.

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Craig Thursday, 10 Aug 2023 at 7:43am
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donweather Thursday, 10 Aug 2023 at 10:19am

Maybe they will have to extend the waiting period. Long range GFS showing some action way down off the ice shelf. EC showing something similar, albeit a little east of the prime tahiti swell window and a little earlier in the forecast than the GFS low.

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Craig Thursday, 10 Aug 2023 at 10:20am

There's some contestable surf coming (though with poor winds into the middle-end of next wee), update on the site this morning.

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velocityjohnno Friday, 11 Aug 2023 at 5:57am

Are they starting it today?

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Craig Friday, 11 Aug 2023 at 6:30am

Second and third para's VJ ;p

Any possible start would be early tomorrow Australian time.

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velocityjohnno Friday, 11 Aug 2023 at 6:41am

OK thx Craig

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velocityjohnno Friday, 11 Aug 2023 at 6:42am

If I were CEO I'd move every contest 2 weeks earlier next year.