Dripping water from nose / nasal cavity.

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hungryhippos started the topic in Tuesday, 18 Jun 2013 at 1:41pm

How do you purge all the dripping water from your nose and nasal cavity after a surf?

There has been plenty of times where an hour or so after a surf, my nose drips water at the most opportune time, ie when your in the office and water drips on a document or worse, over electronic equipment etc.

So I tried to blow it out, then a few minutes later, just when I thought it all came out, more comes out.

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zenagain Tuesday, 18 Jun 2013 at 2:04pm

Do you have any ear-plugs? Insert your ear-plugs or if none available blu-tac will do.

Bend over in a 90 degree angle with your face facing the floor, keep your mouth closed.

Put your two pinkies into your bum hole, maintain that position and hop up and down a few times.

That should do it.

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carpetman Tuesday, 18 Jun 2013 at 2:05pm
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salt Tuesday, 18 Jun 2013 at 2:58pm

(1) Go to the west coast SA, take some photos of the surf in front of the 'Big Blonde Guy'. The 'Big Blonde Guy' will then fuck you over like tough guys do. That should clear your sinuses of water.
(2)Have sex after your surf (missionary position) and whilst in the act the water should pour out of your brain and onto your chicks face.

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wellymon Tuesday, 18 Jun 2013 at 5:13pm

Zen again thats a crack, but the poor guy needs some help, maybe he needs to speak to a specialist??
Salt thats a crack too, with all the shit thats been said, the "Big Blonde Guy" probably does not know what is going on?? All he has is a mice plaque , no roots , a bad head space and to top it off he hates people taking photos for some reason?? Probably does not have a computer too.

Anyways Mr HungryHippos, I think the best thing to do with this issue, is to do some Yoga. Headstands are the key.
The headstand assists this really well, and while you are in the headstand you can taste the ocean , bringing back your memories of your last surf. Trust me HH this works for real.

Peace and Headstands.

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zenagain Tuesday, 18 Jun 2013 at 5:34pm

Sorry Wellymon, you're right.

hungryhippos, try it without the ear-plugs.

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wellymon Tuesday, 18 Jun 2013 at 8:12pm

Don't be sorry you funny one "Zen" this forum is all about a sense of humour and real thoughts , thats what I reckon anyways.

Poor old" HH" needs to understand that surfing and dribbling on the computer are 2 different things, IE ear plugs, headstands?? (I made that one up?) or 2 fingers?? This is his choice for sure.
Thats for real. EH.

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uplift Wednesday, 19 Jun 2013 at 9:25pm

Gidday, here's a classic, gotta stir him up. One local, legendary charger called into the gym today, and I was showing him some hyperextensions, when lo and behold, a classic river starts pouring out of his nose all over the floor. Love it.

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ricopeak Friday, 21 Jun 2013 at 11:20pm

It was interesting to know3 about this but I have never tried it before.
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Darrencolons Wednesday, 11 Jun 2014 at 7:51pm

Ear plugs will be good. Just use them while surfing

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salt Wednesday, 11 Jun 2014 at 8:01pm

Ha! dredging up old topics.......I forgot all about the 'big blonde bi guy' !

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Jimmy Slade Thursday, 12 Jun 2014 at 6:15pm
carpetman wrote:

A nice quick read on the subject here;

petebowes.com/2012/11/21/surfers-sinus-and-premature-ejaculation/

Link not working carpetman!!

Also, I don't mind when this happens. Always a nice little reminder an hour or two later that I've been for a surf.