Couldn’t grow a choko vine over a dunny.
classic @seeds, from the Aussie thread, 2/1/25:
seeds wrote:My clarity is just fine. Dipshit!
Talk about pushing shit uphill,
It's flatter than a shit carters' hat,
There're more whitecaps than Burleigh Bowls Club on a Sat'dee arvo.
I'm doin the Harold Holt.
C U Next Tuesday.
A mate tells the story of how a cock teaser caused him to give his jocks a load in the middle of a packed dance floor. 30 years on its still something to laugh at!
Hahaha, that doesn’t really happen does it?!
Just an excitable boy.
^^ no it did happen and yes he was as keen as mustard so to speak .... mmm, what do you reckon AndyM, think lil buddy from the Island could confirm? hahahehe
Watch the duco mate.
(usually said when a couple of mates use the bonnet or roof of your shitbox as a makeshift bar)
tubeshooter wrote:Watch the duco mate.
(usually said when a couple of mates use the bonnet or roof of your shitbox as a makeshift bar)
Mate of mine on bass there. Played the local on grand final arvo and, at the start of their set, lead singer Norro dropped a salvos bag of thongs at the front of the stage. Double pluggers flying through the air all gig long.
Classic.
haha, yep even betterer. Gold
Having dropped a common Aussie saying (ugly as a hatfull of arseholes) when responding to Indo today.
I lament that this part of Aussie culture is dying with my kids generation. Are we losing our unique bastardised version of the English language.
What’s your favourite sayings? Do you still use them?