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factotum started the topic in Thursday, 27 Aug 2020 at 11:12am

Septic Tanks are going to Septic Tank

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tubeshooter Thursday, 19 Sep 2024 at 9:43pm

The OG of feline cuisine.
Iron Chef......... Alf.

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Jelly Flater Thursday, 19 Sep 2024 at 9:53pm

^ haha yesss ts
- and to think don claims to be the original old school cat eater wordsmith when Alf clearly pioneered quantity and variation in styles, breaking new ground as an illegal alien from a faraway land and consuming many more feline feasts than one could otherwise grab ;)

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seeds Thursday, 19 Sep 2024 at 10:08pm

Whaahaahaa Tubeshooter that is hilarious.
I also had forgotten that Alf ate cats.

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Jelly Flater Thursday, 19 Sep 2024 at 10:37pm

;)

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seeds Thursday, 19 Sep 2024 at 11:22pm

I’ve always wondered how many news articles Hunter actually published.
Not that you’d not have the time but could you be f…… after all that gonzoing.

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truebluebasher Friday, 20 Sep 2024 at 12:30am

Ok! Aussies need to get ahead of the Game...
Pretty soon some smart arse Yank is gonna ask us Aussies the obvious question!

Q : Do Aussie cats eat cats that eat cats that eat cats that eat cats!
A : Just answer Yes to humour them. (see Answer below.)

Stand Up Comedian Mocks Trump : "That Downunder Devil Cat is eating our Putty Tat!"

[factcheck] [2:15] Tassie Devils aren't eating Kittens in the number they once did!

Answer
https://sciencing.com/tasmanian-devil-facts-for-kids-12747082.html
Tassie Tiger eats Devil cat that eats Feral cat that eats Quoll cat that eats Devil cat that eats Devil cat!

Follow Up smart arse Yank Question...Ok then!
Q : "Do your cute little Aussie Quoll Cats eat Human Babies!"
A : Being an Aussie, yer obliged to answer that...but First say! Only after you put the Gromz to bed!
Yank : "Strewth! Starts to Quiver!"

Some Crazy Lady : "The Quoll ate my Baby!"

Tip : Ya see! That there is exactly wot you must never say on Aussie Brekkie Telly...

( Phone Poll : 99% of Viewers don't think...They know you're a Devil Worshiper )
Trolls also say yer bowl cut & bloody vestal veil don't go together...
(How do you wanna respond to that!)
https://www.australiangeographic.com.au/topics/wildlife/2022/03/quolls-e....

Bonus smart arse Yank Question...
Do you Aussies sacrifice Virgins to Tassie Devils Live on Brekkie Telly!
Talk 'bout a silly Question...well durr! It's Straya Mate we breed our Brekkie Chix Tuff!

Our friends at home are about to get a bit more than they bargained for!

Hell Yeah! Put the Gromz to bed...said now!

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wax24 Friday, 20 Sep 2024 at 3:56am
seeds wrote:

I’m quite happy that I don’t have any idea who Gavin Newsom is.

LMFAO!!! Hey Seedsy. I never had a chance. Met that guy as a kid. Lol

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indo-dreaming Friday, 20 Sep 2024 at 7:29am

I hope Juliang is okay, no post since Tuesday?

Seems very out of character

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quadzilla Friday, 20 Sep 2024 at 8:12am

WHO was/is responsible for the southern border?

Keeping the weapons, drugs ,diseases,terrorist, criminals out???

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Pop Down Friday, 20 Sep 2024 at 8:40am

AP has reported that the Iranians Hacked into Trumps Campaign Files , in Summer and sent the files to Biden Harris .

FBI are on 2 it , 2 .

Harris's Campaign confirmed they were "Victims " , of the Attack .

Apparently , they thought they were getting " Phished " and didn't read the Spam .

Only in America :) !

The Gaslighting , Capital of the World !

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GuySmiley Friday, 20 Sep 2024 at 9:31am

Former Australian PM and Bush's co Iraq and Afghanistan wars criminal John Howard declares his (reluctant) support for Harris ... https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/live/2024/sep/20/howard-trump...

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Pop Down Friday, 20 Sep 2024 at 10:06am

Morning Guy

When War Criminals like Dick Chaney and War Mongers , like Howard , both former Right Leaders , Reluctantly jump LEFT and Endorse Harris , what message does THAT send 2 the World ?

A picture paints a gazillion words , nearly :) !

With Rights jumping left and Lefts jumping Right , all over the place atm , its like watching a fn Tennis Match .

edit re below .

Shit , an Old Dog CAN learn new tricks .

Good boy !

Chaney is no mug , either .

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old-dog Friday, 20 Sep 2024 at 10:00am

Howard might be a lot of things, but obviously he's no mug.

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GuySmiley Friday, 20 Sep 2024 at 1:41pm

^^ politically, as cunning as a sewer rat

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burleigh Friday, 20 Sep 2024 at 2:27pm
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Jelly Flater Friday, 20 Sep 2024 at 3:00pm

^

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Jelly Flater Friday, 20 Sep 2024 at 3:03pm

;);)

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basesix Friday, 20 Sep 2024 at 3:23pm
indo-dreaming wrote:

I hope Juliang is okay, no post since Tuesday?

Seems very out of character

haha, very thoughtful and nice of you @indo..
might be one of those boom-and-bust posters.
what I meant when I said to him he's 'an unknown quantity'.
hope he/she is /they are okay too. recent times,
societal behaviour and interactions have been decking people all over.
seemed a good unit. obsessiveness and hauntedness notwithstanding.
tots should have started a 2am herbal tea options thread.

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Jelly Flater Friday, 20 Sep 2024 at 4:13pm

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indo-dreaming Friday, 20 Sep 2024 at 5:58pm
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indo-dreaming wrote:

I hope Juliang is okay, no post since Tuesday?

Seems very out of character

haha, very thoughtful and nice of you @indo..
might be one of those boom-and-bust posters.
what I meant when I said to him he's 'an unknown quantity'.
hope he/she is /they are okay too. recent times,
societal behaviour and interactions have been decking people all over.
seemed a good unit. obsessiveness and hauntedness notwithstanding.
tots should have started a 2am herbal tea options thread.

Definitely a boom and bust poster, you know those ones that come in from nowhere go crazy on just one topic and then once its done just vanish, but its not over yet?

So either Stu got sick of him and bumped him off, or who knows something really could have happened to him as he was way to passionate to not see things through until the election.

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udo Friday, 20 Sep 2024 at 6:07pm

Last Post on Swellnet 11.44 pm Yesday

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velocityjohnno Friday, 20 Sep 2024 at 6:47pm

Maybe he's off on a surf trip for this swell down here over the weekend?

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basesix Friday, 20 Sep 2024 at 7:02pm
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Maybe he's off on a surf trip for this swell down here over the weekend?

oop.. just got a message off him. like me, reckons Pland is the destination.
He said to pass on his best, and reckons Ginko and Dutton are the go..?

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basesix Friday, 20 Sep 2024 at 7:41pm
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HAKnWi15ycs

^ no idea what this is, Hooolio Jesglezus did it maybe? caro-mio-ben-tastic;
meine GOTT, this is exactly the folk music that classical opera ripped off!
(not saying 50 slaves-to-love playing hand-carved instruments isn't fricking amazing too!)
a fun diversion (any nth african eqivs?): "I must leave my home, Bolivia" (track 3 at 5:20):

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Jelly Flater Friday, 20 Sep 2024 at 7:43pm

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basesix Friday, 20 Sep 2024 at 7:49pm
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https://www.instagram.com/reel/DAHCxPTSrXo/?igsh=MW8xYzE3d3l3OThoeg==

^ love that scene, that's the eunuch and the possessed king from Game of Thrones, right?

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Jelly Flater Friday, 20 Sep 2024 at 7:50pm

… ^ b6, precisely ;)
- & now, to the burlz burlesque ;);)

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