Vale Mike Perry

Gra Murdoch
Swellnet Dispatch

Mike Perry.
1946 ~ 2023.

As a kid in the late ’70s I’d score random hand-me-down surf mags from my cool older cousin. In one of the Seppo mags – between articles on The Ranch and the ads for Katin surf trunks – there’s a disconcerting article called 'Shaping By Chainsaw', which opens with a full page portrait of the author, Mike Perry. Mike’s brandishing two chainsaws like a steam punk pistolero as he menaces the camera: white tee shirt, Magnum P.I. moustache, reflector aviator sunnies: a fricken Artisanal Serial Killer. 

The article sets out the argument that the chainsaw is an effective, one-size-fits-all board shaping tool. And for the life of me my kiddie brain can’t tell if it’s legit or a piss-take. The measured tone of Perry’s writing makes it all seem plausible, sensible even. Even as a 12-year-old, I have a sense that Seppos are an earnest bunch – so if this actually IS satire, then well fucking played to the murderous man in the aviator sunnies.

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It’s some time around 1990. I’m doing a tip run with Surfing Life’s editor, Mike Perry. Back in the day ALL unsold mags nationwide were returned to our cramped office in the Old Burleigh Theatre Arcade. Five years of returns all add up, so the back of Perry’s Landcruiser is fairly chockers with mags. We’re jamming on the little road that runs parallel to the Gold Coast Highway, coming up on the Tugun turnoff, when the back of the troopy flies open and several bundles of mags fall out and explode all over the road. Perry – who’s kinda over the mag game by then – just chuckles, throws a U-turn, drives back to the hundreds of mags on the blacktop, starts weaving madly, trying to run over as many mags as he can. We’re both unable to stop laughing. It’s a vaguely defiant, mildly cathartic, and utterly absurd act. Once we regain our composure, we re-pack the mags and finish the tip run. 

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Mike passed away on the last day of 2023, aged 77, and I’ll miss him heaps. 

Here’s a quick, barely-scratching-the-surface sketch of this wonderful fella. 

He’s born in ’46, raised in Los Angeles, begins surfing at 13, and learns to shape aged 18 at the feet of Hawaiian big-wave surfing pioneer George Downing. He mows foam for Roberts Surfboards, Hobie, Blue Cheer, Con, Natural Progression. Starts his own label, Mike Perry Surfboards, in 1970. All the while surfing his arse off everywhere. Loves Baja and Mexico. 

Left: Mike (seated) with pal Hank Miller, promo shoot for their 'Double E' model. Circa ’67. Centre: with a 5’2” finless, (note spray painted ‘MP’ logo) Malibu, 1980. Right: With PT, circa ’77. 

He’s a renaissance man, our Mike, as good with a pen as he is with a planer. A few months after having his first article published in Surfer mag, he locks in as the mag’s associate editor for a few years. In the early ’70s, at the suggestion of buddy Peter Townend, Mike visits the Gold Coast and falls hard for the abundance and quality of the point break surf. After a few years boomeranging back and forth between the GC, California and Hawaii, he moves to the Goldy full-time. 

Mike’s rep as a quality boardmaker sees him get the gig of shaping nine ‘Bear’ boards for the filming of ‘Big Wednesday’ in ’77. 

The ’80s are busy: raising kids Mikey and Caitlin with wife Trish; meeting the steady demand for shooters; getting tapped for swell forecasts (a long-held source of fascination for Mike’s keen meteorological mind); and he reconnects with surf mags again, this time editing the fledgling title Australia’s Surfing Life. When I start work for ASL in ’88, Mike’s gentle and patient with his designer as I fumble my way forward, learning on the job. Nothing if not versatile, Mike also launches and edits SLAM skateboarding mag, as well as Riptide bodyboard mag. 

Not long after the Tugun tip run hit & run, Perry bails on the mag game to pour his energies into his forecasting business, Surf Alert, which has been ticking over since the mid ’80s: there’s a daily pay-per-call update on conditions and forecasts, a fax (then email) subscription service, and special event forecasting – Mike’s the go-to guy for surf comp organisers from Kirra to Narrabeen to Bells to Nor’West WA to Tavarua.

Mike flanked by cartoonist Macca (left) and the author. ASL piss up, circa 1990.

Meanwhile Surfline’s doing its pay-per-call thing in the US, but no-one enjoys it more than Mike.

“I'm up and on it every day at 5:00AM and I can honestly say that it’s a constant buzz forecasting and studying the surf around the world. The better I get, the more I enjoy my work and play. Who wouldn't be stoked?!”

Surf Forecasting as a vocation: Mike must be the first in Oz, and it’s not a stretch to see him as a true pathfinder in that specialised space. (Fitting, then, that this fine website hosts his tribute.)

A single fella again, Perry winds down Surf Alert in the mid noughties, but keeps forecasting for various media outlets, shaping, writing, mentoring. GC-based pros like Parko and Luke Egan idolise him. And you’ve never seen a more content fella than Mike, with his new partner Lee by his side. It’s a glorious ‘second act’ in love that’s as special as it is deserved. They live by the ocean just up the road from Kirra, the elements and atmosphere scrolling along the horizon, never not noticed or appreciated by Mike’s Weather Eye.

Mike beats leukemia, but bowel cancer gets him in the end. The first round of chemo in ’21 staves it off but the second bout in mid ’23, is so harrowing Mike removes himself from all treatment. I’m sure he wouldn’t mind me sharing this message from when he made that decision. 

“After three years of treatment: radiation, chemo, surgery – chasing a cure – now that it’s confirmed spreading, I reckon I’ll live until I die. Seems better than dying while I yo yo between treatments! That’s it. How long? It’s the old ‘piece of string’ question. Don’t care. I’m driving the bus now.”

When Mike passed, on 31 December, he rode out on a furious summer storm front. “The clouds had more energy than I’d ever seen on the Gold Coast before,” says Mike’s great pal and former colleague, Glen ‘Rocky’ Rawlings. “There was an extraordinary unrest and fury in the sky that night. It was fitting for the man who understood weather better than anyone. He lit the night sky in a frenzy of flashes, blasted out to sea with the roaring thunder.”

Surfing’s richer for having Mike give it his heart and soul, so freely and for so long. And what a loyal, loving, hilarious and uplifting friend he was to us. Thank You for everything mate.

//GRA MURDOCH

Happy, unplanned ASL reunion at Ted Grambeau’s 'White Horses' issue launch, December ’22. L-R: Glen Rawlings, Mike, Di Josipovic, Robyn Luke, GM, Tim Baker.

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stunet Tuesday, 2 Jan 2024 at 6:52pm

Wearing a Zephyr shirt at the ASL reunion? After years of living in Oz the fella still knew his roots.

Lovely reflection Gra. I never met Mike but was often surprised by the various places and fields where his name was heard. Felt like there were three 'Mike Perrys' out there.

Also, dead set, you like you're about fourteen in that photo.

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adam12 Tuesday, 2 Jan 2024 at 6:55pm

Glorious tribute to a great man from his great friend.
Beautiful Gra.
RIP Mike Perry

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Panman Tuesday, 2 Jan 2024 at 8:00pm

Sad to hear another legend gone, I used to ring SurfAlert all the time from the work phone the accountant got suspicious and thought I was calling a sex line she was relieved when she rang that number the voice said welcome to SurfAlert !!!

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GONAD_MAN Wednesday, 3 Jan 2024 at 8:29am

I used to get in the Vicco fax report at work 2 times a week at $3 a pop. I racked a couple hundred bucks a year boss told me to stop. 555

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Lanky Dean Wednesday, 3 Jan 2024 at 8:42am

Gold!

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andy-mac Tuesday, 2 Jan 2024 at 8:14pm

Lovely tribute...
RIP ...

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tubeshooter Tuesday, 2 Jan 2024 at 9:19pm

""When Mike passed, on 31 December, he rode out on a furious summer storm front. “The clouds had more energy than I’d ever seen on the Gold Coast before,” says Mike’s great pal and former colleague, Glen ‘Rocky’ Rawlings. “There was an extraordinary unrest and fury in the sky that night. It was fitting for the man who understood weather better than anyone. He lit the night sky in a frenzy of flashes, blasted out to sea with the roaring thunder.”"

He's with Huey now.

A life well lived. Awesome tribute.

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simba Wednesday, 3 Jan 2024 at 7:41am

Beautifully written

RIP

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Lanky Dean Wednesday, 3 Jan 2024 at 8:44am

A life well lived!
I'll get a wave on this side for him !

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Craig Wednesday, 3 Jan 2024 at 8:49am

Yeah well written Gra.

I wasn't aware of him having so many different jobs and skills. Rest In Peace Mike.

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david 24 Wednesday, 3 Jan 2024 at 9:56am

Mike was a true gentleman in every way. So generous with his knowledge , very funny and clearly from the photo above , very patient. Vale.

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nasigoreng Wednesday, 3 Jan 2024 at 11:27am

I will never forget the anticipation using Mike’s 0055 Telephone surf report on Saturday mornings, before my dad and I did the 1 hour drive to the coast.

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billie Wednesday, 3 Jan 2024 at 4:18pm

He owes me money! I rang up Surf Alert one day and there was an outdated recording from YEARS before.

Fair dinkum though, what a legend.

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The Shaper Wednesday, 3 Jan 2024 at 10:27pm

very fitting tribute - thanks Gra. I would not have known, had I not read this. I had not seen Mike in 20 years but I knew him and Trish from the early days when he would shape a batch at Furys factory.
A gentleman he was for sure.................

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truebluebasher Thursday, 4 Jan 2024 at 12:10am

Agree! Great send off Gra + thanx crew...recall Stu doin' a review on Surf Alert (See Below)
All are contributing a fair bit of Goldie Forecasting / Mag history in this story / photo
Between Glen & Mike alone there's a few decades of Reporting...from late 1990's into 2000's
Just wonderin' how Mike's online Surf Alert 1996 danced around 1998 Goldie Coastalwatch start up.

tbb was outta the surf scene at that time ...but it sounds like a big undercurrent switch 'bout here...
Recall us Ratepayers funding Coastalwatch a Couple of 100 grand start up for GCCC freeview!
Thanx to the crew & Stu for continually filling in this online switch era...
Seems important as it ties in with Ben's swellnet start up era...is that the way it reads!

Goldie crew Salute : Gra & Stu + crew for laying foundation stones in our surf history...
These interactive comments build upon themselves to reveal Mikes part hidden legacy!
Very easy to simply dust over Mike's breakthru in Surf Media...great send off all round!

Further salute to Mike Perry with #1 Surf Journo Stu's insightful article featuring Surf Alert.
https://www.swellnet.com/news/surfpolitik/2019/07/10/need-know-1770

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Clam Thursday, 4 Jan 2024 at 6:31pm

The finless channell bottom board is way ahead of its time.....
Possibly altering the history of finless board shapes?

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Baron von Spatula Friday, 5 Jan 2024 at 9:33am

Vale MP.
In an industry [ (surf) magazine publishing ] unfortunately largely inhabited by huckster assholes, Mike was a true gentleman. RIP

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Stephen Allen Tuesday, 9 Jan 2024 at 3:34pm

Ahh, brings a tear to the eye, especially hearing of what led to Mike's premature death. I had also been afflicted but somehow survived. RIP and thankyou Gra and SN.

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Mark Traucnieks Thursday, 11 Jan 2024 at 5:12am

I grew up with you and Darbs as mentors

I could have done a lot worse

Rest in peace my friend

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Frank Nadarzynski Monday, 15 Jan 2024 at 10:02am

Thanks for this tribute. Mike and I shared a place for a year '69/70. We had many laughs and good times together, not to mention all the surf trips to Baja and the California coast. He was shaping out of his folks garage back then and I had the honor of being the only member of his Surf Team (Mike's humor). I never got the chance to visit him when he moved to Oz. When he called me in August '23 to talk about old times I had a feeling that would be the last time I would have contact with him. I e-mailed a few times but never got a reply. RIP my brother.