Watch: Laura Enever // XXL Cloudbreak

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Rightio, so it's a few weeks ago now, but here's Laura Enever's take on the big swell at Cloudbreak. It's worth running here, not just to see the majesty of big, blue Cloudy one more time, but also because it's the first instalment of Laura's vlog - like and subscribe etc.

A third reason is to check Matty Dunbar's videography, especially his drone shots looming over the lineup. A new view on a familiar lineup is always welcome.

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Alex Papas Friday, 5 Apr 2024 at 2:57pm

does shiseido sponsor laura? because it'd be sick to see her at chopes

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Gowsa Friday, 5 Apr 2024 at 3:01pm

Love it when wipeouts are included
Not being mean, but just adds to the reality of how big it is.

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NDC Friday, 5 Apr 2024 at 4:11pm

onya laura

I was curious about the rest of your day out there coz they ony showed your wipeout in the other edit I saw - massive props for continuing to have a go in the massive stuff, it's another realm to my surfing life

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Sprout Friday, 5 Apr 2024 at 4:14pm

I get bored of Pipe clips every year. I'll never tire of Cloudbreak, thanks Stu.

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Komodo Friday, 5 Apr 2024 at 5:50pm

Charging!

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nextswell Friday, 5 Apr 2024 at 7:18pm

Definitely charging. Willing to have a crack for sure. However the second half of the clip was not of March 7 cloudbreak. Not to upset the apple cart but kinda adds an extra level of danger when people surf waves out of their realm.

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Mal Caithness1 Friday, 5 Apr 2024 at 9:24pm

Like a lot before her, both male & female. A big wave act is not contrived, it's earned. A long way to go for this wanna be, it'd help if she at least completed the majority of the ride. Apologies to the fan club, however performing for the cameras with the back up crew in tow to make some psuedo claim doesn't wash.
Kudos tho, reinventing a failed CT career to stay in the limelight seems to have somehow given her relevance. For me? crash test dummy's are only just that, she needs to prove me wrong. We'll see.

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nextswell Friday, 5 Apr 2024 at 10:01pm

If a male surfer was out there with that skill set on March 7 they’d be asked to leave the water as they’re endangering themselves and others. Harsh but reality.

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Mal Caithness1 Friday, 5 Apr 2024 at 10:13pm

+1

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Spatchcock Saturday, 6 Apr 2024 at 7:14am

Good on her for having a dig. She doesn’t hide her shortcomings, her fears, or her need to learn more. Something to be admired in being open about that.
I know she has been out in much bigger surf than I ever have and I am probably guessing she has surfed bigger waves than you too

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wbat Saturday, 6 Apr 2024 at 5:53pm

No, don't agree. That's how you earn your stripes. Get out there and have a dig. I thought she went pretty well, blew a few, made a few. Paddled in from deep.
I reckon she owns the "work in progress" position and doesn't claim to be any thing else.

All good I say.

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AlfredWallace Sunday, 7 Apr 2024 at 9:15am

Mal Formed

Remind me of what year it is, are you still struggling to get your hands up off the ground and walk with an upright posture so you can attempt to beat your chest ?

For fuck same, get over this ‘chicks can’t do so called guys stuff’, big fucking deal she fell on many waves. Most of us would.

What’s happened to the Aussie mantra of ‘everyone deserves a fair go’ ?

What’s wrong with you folk who have to keep competing with women, there is no competition you clowns. AW

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Surfalot67 Sunday, 7 Apr 2024 at 9:44am

Well said AW.

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Mal Caithness1 Sunday, 7 Apr 2024 at 10:51am

That's my point,AW. CHECK MY PREVIOUS POSTS POINTING OUT THE TRUE FEMALE OUTLIERS. You wannabe inclusives want to cry the misogynistic label when my post was about like for like. My other post represents standouts in the XL game that let their surfing do the talking. The two highlighted are to me undoubtedly 2 of the most underrated talented chargers I've witnessed who let their prowess do the talking & not for insta hits & profiles. Solid core underground folk, something lacking amongst some of the institutionalised flock here on this thread. Cry me a river & get some sack.

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AlfredWallace Sunday, 7 Apr 2024 at 6:41pm

Mal Caithness 1

Thanks for a mature reply, I understand. No malice intended at my end.

In light of your honest and revealing story you so wonderfully wrote for us on another thread , explaining your unfortunate situation resulting from a work place injury and the resultant shared compassion and love from us Swellnetters for your present and future circumstances, I’d have thought some of that compassion maybe, just maybe could’ve gone the way of Laura, after all, she’s just an Aussie having a crack, isn’t that what it’s all about. All the best mate.AW

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Mal Caithness1 Sunday, 7 Apr 2024 at 7:02pm

Thanx mate, my subsequent reply was written before your above response. Good to see we've met in the middle. Hope we a surfer's going forward can realise that all we want is to see the lifestyle not polluted by the current vanilla flavoured agenda & characters. Mate apologies for my passion about a better surfing world albeit that's not in my control. Mahalo mofos ( joking U sensitive types)

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Mal Caithness1 Sunday, 7 Apr 2024 at 8:05pm

Only one other thing I forgot to mention AW is please don't patronise me only because of my unfortunate history. Take me & my comments in the spirit of their ultimate intent. Mean no harm to the individual, if that makes sense?

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AlfredWallace Sunday, 7 Apr 2024 at 8:12pm

Mal 1. No patronising intended whatsoever . You’ve made your intention clear and I accept that. We can agree to move on.

I now regret commenting initially because you feel so aggrieved about my reply to the former. All the best.AW

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Mal Caithness1 Sunday, 7 Apr 2024 at 8:20pm

Respect, I'll so stfu & let the litter fall where it should. Everyone is entitled to their opinion. Thankfully for forums like this we can comment without prejudice.

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Mal Caithness1 Sunday, 7 Apr 2024 at 6:52pm

AWOL, How about?, just to satisfy you & your Netifa mates call on my perceived female bias ( which I've contested, see my previous posts). What about I call out those male guy's who lacked ability & tried to contrive a rep without credibility established. Not hard really. Rusty Moran, Jeremy Eagleton, Evan Faulks, Zac Haynes Love. All have come here crowing & been humbled, some haven't returned other's to their credit have given it another crack & leaned from their fake bravado. You & ur keyboard ilk trying to politicise my observations & ad hominem my calls, without counter productive discussion, only confirm ur bias.

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mikehunt207 Sunday, 7 Apr 2024 at 8:21pm

Alfy carter could go on that list
Original self styled " charger"

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Mal Caithness1 Sunday, 7 Apr 2024 at 8:35pm

100% MyCvnt, Apologies for his & other's omission. Jus got caught up in the injustice of the fake narrative. My brain needs another smack sometimes to stop the buffering. RIP AIf. ( smack my head emoji hahahha). Could throw in Brock Little too mate but that'll probably get the Turpel fanboys so far off axis they'll wanna hide the rope. Remember what happened to him when he came here ...?

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goofyfoot Sunday, 7 Apr 2024 at 9:33pm

Chuck some photos up of yourself surfing big waves Mal.
Better be impressive after all the smack ya talkin’.

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Mal Caithness1 Sunday, 7 Apr 2024 at 10:05pm

Hey SJW, Yep, another thread to my story. Wouldn't wanna go thru that again. It's what you do when you wanna help out your mates. No biggie. You don't know me , I don't know you, can you do me a favour & apparently to gain some kudos from the Shitfoot commentator who needs to confirm my " smack talking" on this thread. FWIW the Muppet can check out, I think, Swags book " Does the Ocean Love You Back " to confirm my over 4 ft surfing prowess with photographic evidence. Bloke, are some of the subscribers here, to quote an ol' mate "Do you even surf?" still getting O2?

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goofyfoot Monday, 8 Apr 2024 at 6:32am

All that says is he’s a WA blowin, blowin.

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AlfredWallace Monday, 8 Apr 2024 at 7:27am

Blowin. And the relevance to this thread ? I think I know. Give us a break. AW

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Mal Caithness1 Sunday, 7 Apr 2024 at 9:52pm

How about fvck you you dork. Photo's in publication there are if you know where to look . You sound like the type I detest. Photos mean shit, how about ur cred & reputation? You don't know me, apparently, otherwise U wouldn't have asked that question. I'd like to eyeball you Shitfoot but you can't even comment without a psuedonym & that makes you lack any credibility. Jus sayin'.

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goofyfoot Monday, 8 Apr 2024 at 6:28am

Nope, don’t have the pleasure of knowing you. After the way you’ve carried on in this thread though can’t say I’m too upset about it.

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Mal Caithness1 Monday, 8 Apr 2024 at 6:51am

Sayonara naysayer.

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Trentslatterphoto Monday, 8 Apr 2024 at 12:36pm

Your dribbling shit and well out of your depth Mal, the use of fancy English wording hasn't hidden the fact your a knob jockey

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Mal Caithness1 Monday, 8 Apr 2024 at 6:26pm

Awwww, didn't mean to mean to be fancy with my commentry. How about, harden the fvck up & go fvck urself Emo fanboy. You & your ilk commenting under keyboard warrior alias' confirm your lack of any credibility. Seems like I'm living rent free in ur head arseclown. Poser's never washed with me, keep sniffing snifferdog.

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Trentslatterphoto Tuesday, 9 Apr 2024 at 4:05pm

Jesus Mal, I though I had issues.

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I focus Wednesday, 10 Apr 2024 at 4:33pm

Haha Trent know you from genset days was going to say something smart legend.

Are you still playing around down there with "The Right"?

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Solitude Friday, 5 Apr 2024 at 9:46pm

Not sure she needs to prove anything to anyone does she?

Good on ya Laura. Looks like you’ve carved out a nice life

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Mal Caithness1 Friday, 5 Apr 2024 at 10:14pm

Ahhh okay? Ask Felipe what he thinks when he walk's down the hall of mirror's. When ur the poster child of the narrative, make sure ur happy with being the hero. Enjoy ur "nice life", would've, could've, should've might haunt ur failings. No question's asked about Phyliss O'Donnell, Jodie Cooper, Rell Sun,Jericho Poppler, Margo Oberg, Courtney Conlogue, Sally Fitzgibbon, Bec Sheedy Ryan, Paige Alms,Carissa Moore, Felicity Parmenter Icould go on.

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mikehunt207 Friday, 5 Apr 2024 at 11:58pm

Felicity over Laura? Even more contrived and fame driven .

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Mal Caithness1 Saturday, 6 Apr 2024 at 3:53am

Perhaps? At the Jaws event at least Floss made the drop. Laura's air mail's were cringeworthy.

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Spatchcock Saturday, 6 Apr 2024 at 7:22am

How many waves over 12ft have you caught Mal?

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Mal Caithness1 Saturday, 6 Apr 2024 at 11:19am

None mate, I used to head to kiddies corner when the swell got over 4 ft. And you? Did you play soccer? ... cause, you know right, some sports only require one ball.

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Spatchcock Saturday, 6 Apr 2024 at 8:17pm

Sat out at 10-12ft g land a few years ago, didn’t catch a wave. It was fucken heavy and Gareth McNamara got knocked out the same day at speedies.
I am happy to admit that I tap out at 6 to 8ft these days. Just wonder why there are always haters on here trying to drag people down a peg.

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Mal Caithness1 Saturday, 6 Apr 2024 at 9:28pm

Alright mate, maybe I've got egg on my face, maybe her profile "team" are the real culprits,dunno?
Owl Chapman at G Land one day had to put up with an upstart saying to him, " Hey ol' man, why aren't you riding a small board out here?" It's 10 ft ( triple overhead), Owl is having a ball riding his 11'0" & ripping. Zero wave count, flapper gets his reply," Hey boi, from where I come from, THIS IS MY SHORT BOARD!" Camel will attest to this story.
My point is truth is truth, the ocean is the leveller of men ( & women) BS gets found out, so many times I offered to paddle out with spruikers to welcome them into the fold to only be left wanting, & paddling by myself when the whips were cracking. All good, no biggie, would have gone by myself anyway.
Crew that I've paddled with & am honoured to have are,Tony Moniz, Darrick Doerner, Garth Holzer, Gene Kraik, Geoff Goulden, Mick Shaw, Tim Delaney, Robert Conneelly, Russell Hughes,Gary Birdsall, Mike Macaulliffe,Chris Selby, Phil Smith,John McTaggart,Alan Byrne, Munga Barry, Geoff Holzer,Robbie Bruce, Neil Whacket, Dutsy, Mat Manners, Tom Innes , CHRIS ROSS, Courtney Conlogue, apologies to those who also deserve honourable mention I've missed.
Maybe I've missed the point, that it's supposedly okay in this modern world to accept a fleeting change in someone's profile to instantly become a " big wave charger" ( eek, I hated writing that) to get hits on ur Instagram. It's like certain influencers who get gigs & never ever surfed a heat ( another story)
I'm sorry, instant gratification don't wash with me. The God's, the one's who I won't embarrass myself with close association & who I honour are the real kings of the triple overhead realm, Damon Eastaugh, Paul Ant-Man Patterson, Jack Robinson, Corey Lopez, JJF, Nathan Florence,Paige Alms, Kirby Brown, Andy Melville, Shane Dorien, DAVID SCARD.
Wish I could paddle with a lot of these people once again. Laura? go grrrl, good luck with ur future endeavours, shove my face in it.

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seeds Saturday, 6 Apr 2024 at 9:32pm

Mal, you’re a tosser.

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Mal Caithness1 Saturday, 6 Apr 2024 at 9:40pm

From you, oh feeble one, I'll wear that as a badge of honour. Got a real name behind that psuedonym Feeeb's?

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seeds Saturday, 6 Apr 2024 at 9:44pm

No, you dickhead.

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Mal Caithness1 Saturday, 6 Apr 2024 at 10:31pm

Feebs, ur just a bot, got it.

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Surfalot67 Saturday, 6 Apr 2024 at 9:35pm

Wow, for someone criticising Laura for building a profile, thats some good medal name dropping there champ. I wonder if they all remember surfing with you?

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goofyfoot Sunday, 7 Apr 2024 at 9:48am

That name dropping was hilarious wasn’t it! Go Mal!

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basesix Sunday, 7 Apr 2024 at 9:59am

I like how scardy and crossy got a literal SHOUT OUT!

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goofyfoot Sunday, 7 Apr 2024 at 10:27am

RESPECT

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Herbert_mac Sunday, 7 Apr 2024 at 1:19pm

You are my new hero Mal

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Hiccups Monday, 8 Apr 2024 at 11:00am

Jesus. You're giving off real, boomer that has just begun posting on the internet vibes, Mal.

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Solitude Saturday, 6 Apr 2024 at 7:55am

Cool story Mal.

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FrazP Saturday, 6 Apr 2024 at 3:14pm

Fil would not have gone out - let alone had that sort of dig. Seems to be the men have a bit more strength to power through those bumps/foam balls

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strrretch Friday, 5 Apr 2024 at 10:47pm

Very entertaining. What a classic character and attitude. A buzz

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drodders Saturday, 6 Apr 2024 at 9:41am

There is a fair bit of BS in these comments about Laura and other women only doing this for fame - FFS we suffer videos from every wannabe bloke (and include the big names - especially if it’s Koa) and if a woman does it it’s, what different? Laura is having a go, if she wants it published go for it - none of it is my cup of tea - but guess what I don’t earn my money surfing (perhaps in Kookslams).

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ashsam Saturday, 6 Apr 2024 at 12:51pm

Gutsy effort, not sure I would want my daughter having a crack.

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radiationrules Saturday, 6 Apr 2024 at 1:13pm

Jeez "coz she's a woman I'm gonna have to say this stuff"..well here's an idea-just don't. Good on yah Laura you're a modern-day pioneer of the frontier. I laughed out loud to some of that clip too..surfing is fun and fear all in one after all..whatever your level.

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Surfalot67 Saturday, 6 Apr 2024 at 2:30pm

Charger! Screw the haters, she has a red hot go so good on her

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sammo Saturday, 6 Apr 2024 at 2:43pm

Good on you Laura.
F'n Brilliant!

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FrazP Saturday, 6 Apr 2024 at 3:17pm

Respect to her. Serious respect. Seems like an absolute cracking lady as well - and I like that she is herself and hasn't gone down the filler/botox/shiny forehead look a few others on the WSL panel have. If she would just prepare her questions a little and not bauble the commentary

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PCS PeterPan Saturday, 6 Apr 2024 at 11:15pm

Full kudos from me . Having surfed the joint at 8 to 10 and been rattled hard by it , that was impressive .
It fails to amaze me how deep misogyny must be embedded in some blokes DNA . I couldn't give a rats arse if I was outsurfed by a female surfer. Matter of fact I have a female friend who is an ex female world champ who regularly out-surfs most guys in the heavy stuff . Pretty funny to watch.
Best of luck on your journey Laura . Yew

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juegasiempre Sunday, 7 Apr 2024 at 5:57am

This is something I usually wouldn't watch but I thought it was a really well put together video and there's a bright future for her vlog. Good on her, get that bread!

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belly Monday, 8 Apr 2024 at 7:06am

Keep doing you Laura, surfing is richer for it.

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Boops Monday, 8 Apr 2024 at 10:29am

Loved watching her surf.
Put a smile on my face

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I focus Monday, 8 Apr 2024 at 3:34pm

After reading Mal Caithness1 comments I wondered how it was going to be received.

I have always found and enjoyed a certain honesty to Laura's footage including the vid which shows Laura improving / progressing in her surfing journey warts and all.

I understand the cynicism but objectively think clearly misplaced and Laura definitely the wrong target really looking forward to Laura's next installment.

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Clam Monday, 8 Apr 2024 at 4:28pm

Anyone that can surf over 10ft wave when the period is 20 second is elite..

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Mal Caithness1 Monday, 8 Apr 2024 at 6:52pm

Serious question, anyone Male or Female whose getting air mailed or mowed down consistently in those conditions are they classified as elite? You don't say U got tubed if you didn't make the barrel, right.? Respect your opinion.

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southernraw Monday, 8 Apr 2024 at 4:42pm

Not a day has gone by that i haven't dreamt of Fiji since i was there, and i only surfed waves less than half the size of the bombs she's scratching into. Lady Laura!
Those waves are just beautiful.

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nextswell Monday, 8 Apr 2024 at 7:34pm

Laura is a great ambassador for surfing. For someone who’s never done a solid days work, she also comes across in the media as a half decent person. Like her in the com box. She can push aside turpel and flick the kook-aid sippers any day. Yes she also charges. However I stick by my comment that a skill set of that level is extra reckless out there. It’s not misogynistic, it’s not having a go, it’s just an opinion. A common opinion I believe if the surfer was male.

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Mal Caithness1 Monday, 8 Apr 2024 at 8:22pm

Agreed, two ears & one mouth on that comment. My point. Let's see what the lap dog's think?

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AlfredWallace Tuesday, 9 Apr 2024 at 6:56am

Nextswell. Hi. Your opinion fine.

First lap dog is here, Mal the WestPac manager come “A grade” cricketer, slash builder and heroic firefighter. You’ve obviously had a life of ‘lap dogs’ telling you you’re so fucking good.

Take a look at yourself and count all your posts and comment replies, it’s all about YOU, when it was really meant to be about Laura.

You simply cannot handle others getting attention, especially when it comes to big wave surfing, you’re from WA , aren’t you.

Now , my opinion. What’s wrong with you guys, it appears as though you’re not happy ever to have your egos altered.

How do you stay pumped and rigid permanently, must use a lot of bravado energy.

Reckless to who ? The only person Laura is reckless to is herself and she’s very transparent, honest and humoured by her efforts.

No other surfer is in danger, I don’t see two surfers on any one wave .

You guys are a different breed for sure, I’d hate to know or ever surf with your ilk.
Your personalities, wow. AW

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nextswell Monday, 8 Apr 2024 at 8:55pm

I’m not about stirring an angered response or going back and forth. I think a valid or funny response is fair. We all have an opinion. If you were paid to do a job and you come up short, you’d either be told it’s not up to scratch, please do better or don’t come back. They’re professionals they get paid more than is fair to surf. For us mortals we do it only for passion

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seeds Monday, 8 Apr 2024 at 8:57pm

I wonder why any negative at all? She states early in vid those look like Laura waves as in smaller ones then shows her making them at the end. Shows her having a dig earlier on big big waves and not making them but not pulling back and not just going over the falls. Maybe not even same day. No footage of those males that haven’t done a decent days work in their lives either doing the same things.
Laura is onto a style of vlog that appeals but King Roosters gots to crow. That’s what they do!!

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saurusv1 Tuesday, 9 Apr 2024 at 7:23am

I'm 100% with nextswell on this one. I can't see why they have to video their surf experiences and put it out there. Us mortals do it for passion!
And, "every one is entirled to their opinion - even if they are wriong" lol

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john_c Tuesday, 9 Apr 2024 at 8:35am

saurusv1, maybe because she's trying to make a living out of surfing.

Laura was in our local Northern Beaches girls board riding club that my 2 daughters were involved in back in the mid 2000s. She always had time for the younger ones. She charges and makes waves locally that 99% of dudes won't go near. Also, how are you supposed to get comfortable in waves like that if you don't have a crack. She's a farken hell women if you ask me!

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Slackjawedyokel Tuesday, 9 Apr 2024 at 7:36am

Enjoyable viewing.

Laura charges no doubt. I like that she includes the anxiety leading up towards the session and the way she is actively trying to improve her performance. Seems like a decent person and enjoy her as addition to 5he WSL circus.
Go Laura!

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Coops70 Tuesday, 9 Apr 2024 at 12:37pm

Go Laura! Great to see you having a dig! You have bigger balls than I do!!

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wally Tuesday, 9 Apr 2024 at 6:23pm

Good on you, Laura!

We do sometimes hear there are people on surfboards out the back on the big wave days that shouldn’t probably be there.
I don’t think that applies to a former World Junior Champion who spent 7 years on the WSL tour and who is out there having a crack.

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Oink Wednesday, 10 Apr 2024 at 9:46am

There ya go Mal - critique away

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Mal Caithness1 Wednesday, 10 Apr 2024 at 9:16pm

Towed? meh. Apologies Summa & Dylan not part of my critique.

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seeds Wednesday, 10 Apr 2024 at 1:07pm

Wave of the day (the other day) and Laura (as pictured above) make an appearance in this clip

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bbbird Wednesday, 10 Apr 2024 at 7:16pm

Im amazed watching athletes pushing their physical skills to the limit of possibilities...

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Mal Caithness1 Wednesday, 10 Apr 2024 at 8:05pm

Umm okay, pissant' s number? ... Lost count, dunno now. Send me more evidence of her lack of ability & the quest for the likes. Whatever?. Andrea Moller, Paige Alms even Bec here wipe the floor, they paid their dues, they made it a lifestyle literally. Lived for the dream, credibility earned. I'd get it if she did the same, earned the stripes,instead of contriving a profile. Kudos, she won a World Junior title, pinnacle achievement, well done.
Not gonna change ur fanboi opinions, I'm entitled to mine. Credibility earned not contrived, something the WSL & It's minions have failed to grasp. Jus sayin'.

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goofyfoot Wednesday, 10 Apr 2024 at 8:37pm

You’ve got a real hard on for Enever don’t you Mal ya creepy cunt.

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seeds Wednesday, 10 Apr 2024 at 8:09pm

Mal Content is back.
She’s not on the tour. She’s out there doing it. Earning cred! Earning stripes! She’s not green screening it mate.

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Mal Caithness1 Wednesday, 10 Apr 2024 at 9:02pm

Shitfoot n Feeeb's, the gift that keeps giving. You guy's anti splashing in ur circle jerking? Killing the game, little dog's. All good, to bleat is free, you're both ripping.

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seeds Wednesday, 10 Apr 2024 at 9:08pm

I’m not ripping, that’s for sure; Mal.

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Mal Caithness1 Wednesday, 10 Apr 2024 at 9:38pm

Here's a compromise, I'll let you all watch n comment on surfing demolition derby & I'll just go home & do what I do, & always done, & leave you with ur vision of state of the art. Have fun at the dog n pony show. Status quo, check ya.

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Trentslatterphoto Thursday, 11 Apr 2024 at 4:59pm

Mal, why are you so angry ? Shouldn't we all support the sport we love instead of a barrage of colour wording kicking Laura in the guts., after all she is Australian and we should all be proud.

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Surfalot67 Thursday, 11 Apr 2024 at 6:09pm

I think @mal needs to show us on teddy where the nasty girl surfer hurt him. Seriously, get a life ya muppet

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basesix Wednesday, 10 Apr 2024 at 10:31pm

farknell, mal, there's doubling down, but this has been next level. your expert opinion is noted.

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truebluebasher Thursday, 11 Apr 2024 at 3:01pm

Cloudbreak is a Critically Endangered Hawksbill Turtle + Endangered Green Turtle Protected Line Up!
Turtles are often shown foraging in the Wave Zone and surfacing amongst boardriders.

Q: Do UN or Surf Pros condone a Max Impact Crash Up Derby in Critically Endangered Reef Habitat.
A: Whole world already knows the Answer & motions for VIP Divas to pack up Boyz Toyz & piss off!

All of these waves are surfable with Zero Impact...
tbb is not well enough for ocean training swim of 2hrs or 7kms to Cloudbank Line-up.
Still would still would love to give these waves a bash.
However, each Auto crafted assist from shore to wave face kills the surf stoke and voids any ride claim!
Let's just say tbb is warded off by some exotic Macho Paddle Battle Taboo...Line in the Sand Surf Lore!

As with the Turtles...we sea serpents cry salty tears & manhandle these waves in all their majesty!
Zero impact Cultural & Spiritual Practice of giving it a bash is naturally approved...(Wishful thinking!)

Only thing any surfer fears is a mass armada of Toxic Invaders least engaged with Surfing.
Toxic Fleet has zero natural affinity with Majestic Reef and can only harm critters naturally surfing it.

Tours, Comps, Paddle or Tow only advertise Pro Diva greed & Kook's culling of endangered reef habitat.
All know of Jet Skis & surfcraft bumping off & mowing down & scuttling Turtles in Line Ups!

Why not simply mandate all sea serpents to surfjustsurf & embrace Majesty with least possible impact!

Fact is that Modern World increasingly despises natural surfing interface!
Each day mandates more Toxic Astronautical Pod lifelines to Space Stations...do not attempt to engage!
Surfing is now banned where & whenever waves rise over 2-3 feet...you are entering a Hazard Zone.
Fleets of Garbo trucks now chow down on piles of weaponized puke, live on Big Wednesday Breaky TV.
"Tough Job...someone's gotta Bulldoze there way in to clear growing pile of Surf Industry Shitfuckery!"

So what are the (Rules) Guidelines on Surfcraft Activities on Cloudbreak Reef & Endangered Environs.
Say rules (Lore) as Reef Activities must abide by Local People's Cultural & Spiritual Practices.

Fiji : People Orientated Activities : Environmental Impact Assessment
* Prescribe to Cultural Spiritual Practices (UN : Stress > Apart from Eating Turtles)
* Environmental Impacts of Activity ( Long drawn out Reef Lay Day Comp (vs) Massive Attack )
* Impacts of Operation
* Monitoring Phases of Activity
* Mitigating Action Plan

Base level requirement
* Requiring a Study Visit to endangered Reef (As in Turtle Soup Tasting or Turtle Count)
* Use of Turtle Friendly Marine Craft (Presumably least resembling a Surfcraft or Jet Ski)
* Minimizing Depleting Resource (220L / day allocation) See Laura's 500L Refrigerated Bath! (Wow!)
* Minimize marine craft Pollution / Waste (See Laura's VIP Combo)
* Reporting of Incidents (Turtle Strikes) (Laura reported Lost Earring!)
* Islands have minimal Marine Vets in this regard
* Are participants trained and equipped to inspect / record Tagged marinelife
* Are participants trained in Safety & Euthanasia & disposal (After Craft incidents)

Note protected endangered zones require speed restrictions (Fiji cannot afford to enforce this!)
All crew see breaches thru Endangered Zone by accelerating Surfcraft / Jet Skis / Drones.
These Alien Pirate Armadas Claim their bounty at expense of interwoven endangered Marine Life.
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UN : Urgent action is needed for Turtle Conservation on Cloudbreak Reef.
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Laura had every opportunity to edit out excessive overt Marine Park breaches.
This is Laura's best edit of bare minimum breaches...that she wishes to share!

Lara's Session required several Surfboards / Cameras-Operators / 3 Airline Seats / 2 cars-Drivers + Trailer / 2 jet skis-pilots + Tow ramps / Boat Operator / Drone's operator/s

Merch : 500L refrigerated Water / Torches / Iphones / 2 wetties / New Cam-Helmet / Leggies / Wearable Floats.

All up over a dozen crew were needed for a few seconds ride well encapsulated from wave face energy.

Injuries : Oddly enough with being fully suited & Padded + Head Protection...
Back Slap injury + Sunburn + Earring injury + Lost Earring.

Note : Laura's Lost Earring will most likely be eaten by Cloudbreak Turtle with all other Boardrider's shit.
Can check the List of items...Earrings are often found in Turtle's Guts.

Inotherwords...World just sees a Vid of Alien Kooks nuking yet another endangered Blue Planet Habitat..
Either comply, fine them or piss these VIP WSL Grog Barons off, in order to save our endangered planet!

More WSL Whizz Kidz moonshining $millions of poison thru WSRs & Fijian Villages...(Say No!)

Another WSL Cloudbreak Corona Outbreak
WSL join VONU Lager sponsored Fiji Kindergarten Crew to suck Grog dregz from Cans'n'Bottles .
Grog labelling sneaks into Fiji Kindies & Beach litter Hauls are largely (30-35%) Grog Piles.

Pretty sure Whizz Fizz Kid Laura faces her greatest ever Ocean fear next month on the Goldie High tide.
Laura's $8m Goldie WSR 30,000 High Tided WSL Endangered Hard & Fizzy Rescue Party...

True Blue Basherz don't judge best in show pony...just a pile of kook Pros trashing another Line Up!
If ya can't manhandle these waves or get yerselves ashore without assist then don't disturb sea critters!
Should be obvious to all on how to leave minimum footprint...yet boardriders ignore so...over'n'over!

In this case...
WSL Pro makes vid of how to trash an Endangered Turtle Habitat...nothing new here...hardly a shock.
tbb copped it for rubbishing Interplanetary exhaustion to Valet boards for end of world Pro taste tests.
More of the same end of the world fast track from Look at me Gen...hard to defend Pro level devastation!
tbb don't get off on Pro's Dirty Laundry but equally deplore VIPs greedily exploiting our Surf reserves.
Surf reserves are perfect as they are ... Add nothing...LEAVE IT OUT!

&t=2s

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basesix Saturday, 13 Apr 2024 at 5:26pm
udo wrote:

https://youtu.be/DAL0F6UdAbk?si=_MC_MeL81bJSsypP

(laura enever xl shippies)

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dawnperiscope Sunday, 14 Apr 2024 at 7:14am

Nuts!