All Up, Not A Bad Day In Toonalook
Thursday 17/09 24
Ding Alley is pleased to report on a number of small wins and good things occurring in the coastal town of Toonalook today.
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Tweed Coast Pro, Day Two: "A Bird's Eye View From The Jetski"
Monday 14/09 33
The Woz relaxes the social distancing and ramps up the drama at Caba. Ding Alley reports.
Tweed Coast Pro, Day One: “We Don’t Mean Wobbly In A Bad Way”
Sunday 13/09 14
Pro surfing returns with a hopped up version of a boardriders pointscore. Ding Alley reports.
Woman’s Fitness-As-Mother Called Into Question After Missing Son’s Wave
Thursday 27/08 44
Forty-two-year-old mother of three, Sarah Hitchens, is unlikely to regain the trust and affection of youngest son Sebastian any time soon, after failing to capture his first ever successful air reverse on camera Saturday morning.
Wavepool Proposal Definitely Has Toonalook’s Best Interests At Heart
Thursday 20/08 59
SUBJECT: AN OPEN LETTER TO THE KIND FOLK OF TOONALOOK.
Toonalook Surfers United By Existential Threat
Friday 14/08 67
The often fractious Toona surf community has bonded in solidarity this morning, drawn together as a grave menace looms on the horizon.
The Woz rumbles back to life, kind of
Thursday 30/07 24
Ding Alley reports on upcoming specialty event Rumble At The Ranch.
Toonalook Point Australia’s Most Psychologically Harmful Wave
Thursday 23/07 50
Life is better when you surf!
...but not when you surf Toonalook Point.
Erik Logan Emerges From Exile
Thursday 16/07 44
Clothes smelling of campfire smoke and bush buds, Erik Logan reappears from the Toonalook scrub. Ding Alley joins the WSL CEO for an expansive chat over a flatty and a hot one.
Local Waterman Spontaneously Combusts
Tuesday 07/07 54
The Toonalook surf community is reeling from the explosive demise of area real estate agent and self-described alpha waterman, Matty 'Muscles' Sherman.
Global Clown Congress Descends on Toonalook Point
Thursday 11/06 24
To whooping delight from locals, Toonalook Point holds an impromptu gathering of clowns over the Queen's Birthday long weekend.
Grommet Claims Barrel, Jury Of Peers Unconvinced
Friday 05/06 36
"Several hours after 12-year-old surfer Daniel Hughes claimed to have been ‘fully shacked’ at Toonalook’s Main Beach, the facts of the matter seem no closer to hand."