Man Possibly Traumatised By 'How Not To Rock Off' Clip Stranded On Jump Rock For Four Hours
Friday 29/05 81
A simple rock hop turned into a monumental test of endurance for unassuming Toonalook surfer Arty Cook.
Ding Alley
Former Pro Surfer Enjoys Final Free Beer
Friday 22/05 40
One of Toonalook's favourite sons, ex-pro Simon Coley, accepts his last non-surf-related perk of fame.
Surfer Presumed Dead, Returns Alive And Well
Tuesday 12/05 34
Toonalook electrician Josh Cassidy has miraculously stepped back out of a mysterious other-world to rejoin the land of the living.
Local Soul Guy Slightly Less Smug After Fifth Swim to Beach
Tuesday 05/05 67
Shane Reid's annoying air of superiority took a well-deserved setback today thanks to a number of tiring swims to retrieve his weird twin-fin.
The Easter Transfiguration of Baz
Friday 10/04 38
This morning, Toonalook Waters locals reported a transcendent scene as Barry Cornell delivered a sunrise homily from his verandah.
Local caaarrnt’s existence vindicated
Thursday 02/04 66
Toonalook Point local Barry Cornell is tonight celebrating the validation of thirty years of effort and commitment.
The unlikely 2020 World Champions
Monday 23/03 43
The Wozzle has taken the difficult but courageous decision to crown this year's top dogs.
Sledgehammer sounds
Monday 17/02 21
The Woz’s 'At Large: Jaws 2020' is a real showcase of creative firepower, but not in a good way.
Logan's Run
Friday 17/01 94
Five years on, the Wozzle identifies itself more as Media Company first, Competitive Surfing Organisation next, with grinning former X-Factor contestant Logan perched atop it.