step offs at Kirra today - disgusting
Worth a re-read of our 2015 article.
https://www.swellnet.com/news/surfpolitik/2015/02/25/tow-surfing-and-kir...
.... some things never change. was wondering whether this would be an issue again with this swell.
I no longer live anywhere near there and will most likely never surf Kirra again, but makes my blood boil just reading this (noticed the Ski in todays pic)...something has to happen, must be a lot of angry surfers, I'm a mellow guy but if i was there id be real angry and probably do something stupid like smash the windows out of their cars or something at the least slash their tyres...id be stirring shit up big time.
Counted 9 ski’s out at curras yesterday just in the field of view of camera .
Didn’t see anything worth paddling in the short time I looked though.
Basherz can manhandle Gita Point 2 Point... Roll outta the barrels swing from chandelier.
One Step onto the WSR beach without a bed pan and we get tasered by Super Ministry.
Expert tangles Cancerstick to Selfie stick gets attached to Jump Rock .
I'd step in to lend a hand... then again, I'd be told to bugger off!
Who am I kidding! I'd be lost in a sea of Marine Debris regurgitating at 1000 miles an hour.
I've plucked Selfie sticks/fins from my arse, Flymo outta my forehead... smile and wave.
Strangled/tourniquet'd by leashes of so many kinds. Those pointy bits in every cheek bone.
Been robbed'n'hit 500x more but that don't scare me 1/2 as much as WSR playing the fool.
GreenCT...I salute you. Much easier to say nothing like WSR Bosses. Where/Who/Why Bother?
Planet of the Apes sounding conch shells- leaping from chariots to net fellow surfers.
All for what? A clean skid pan!
Time has come today. 9 News interviewed SLSQ guru Mon' Morning...On top Kirra Point.
SLS Coordinator says Jetski Operators please be careful of the powerful surf.
All the while commanding from headland... Jetskis breaking every law in existence.
Not one passenger wears a jacket all jumping from cars to bars.( Get on the Radio... Mr DJ).
Do the maths + weight of Wave/ 2 adults/Double Ski X 60 km/hr = (Terrorist jetski Bombers).
Smash them like Gitas...( Not as strange as it sounds...I mean what I said)
NEWS: Mayor orders beachgoers to evacuate the beach & go home to take a cold shower?
W.R. Sandcastle bid fails...(Go sue the Mayor).Sandcastles blocked beach lost to Gita tide!
W.R. Sandpump/dredge amplified our tidal regime. Beachbreak is Broken...[BEACH CLOSED]
truebluebasher you might be saying something good here but to
be honest I don't understand this kind of English.
someone had to say it
My bad evosurfer...Giant Apology! I write in GC Punk/Basher (Brutally honest old hack!)
[Bi Polar Decypher code won't help]
(Chandelier) is what Huey swings from in his office 'greenroom' or mid barrel-roll hang time.
(Bed Pan) Obvious! Sit in same wee over'n'over than stand in it while riding the wave.
(Cancer Stick-Surfboard Toxins enter seafood chain spreading cancer to whole planet.
(Flymo)1960's hover Lawnmower... A drone prototype . Drones as in flying lawnmowers.
(Skid Pan) See also Bed Pan...Surfer sits farting then surfs this shit down the line. Bastards!
This creates skid marks then the whole Drag strip bogs down. (Basherz shoot clear- thru).
Huey's orders basherz to detox Surf Reserve finishing with a dusting of Huey's chandelier.
Detox meaning making good of dregs while being waterboarded by pro...Shitkickerz job!
(Hydragliphs)"Surf maneuver morfing paws"mimicking creatures relating to changing wave.
A dingbat glides behind the rock into Croc' backwash deathroll down with diving penguin.
Then carves seafloor cut back deep into bowels of pit as porpoise pops into greenroom.
Surfing reflects wave changes mostly with a hydragliph as a guide. A Wavesong sounds!
With Snapper the wave encounters many dangerous beasts the heavier/faster it growls.
Upturned fins in my face is a bear-trap...Quick' dive or fly what Creature? Albatross today.
Simply put I belong to a time of the Burley Barrel Barometer.
Burley Barrel sound within the town then rain is abound.
Burley Barrel score upon our Northern Shore then rains no more.
Fingal Caves where winds whistled scented vines playing harp like tunes. A senseless waste!
Boom! Boom! Burley bodybash'n buny!p says evosurfer thinks your full crazy now...See Ya!
Ha ha ha TBB these ramblings are lots of fun trying to decipher them.
HAHA yeah,..TBB needs to let it all out......go write some poetry or a book....do something!
"goofyfoot" Ramblings is a well fought word in Punk/Basher dictionary.
Ramblings as in dreamtime Stories. More believable than today's fake news.
Milky Way- Most diverse universe
Earth -Most bio diverse Planet
W.H. Sandy Strait -Worlds 1st surf beach/Surfing creatures
WSR- 1st bodysurfer Jabreen one of 3 brothers who also surfed/wiped-out on first wave .
Universal Facts are monumental to WSR. Yet none have time for higher sense of purpose.
Hug the toxic shields to repel the universal waveflow from entering body. re: (3 monkeys)
Today's WSR is home to Pro Surfer Stickers+1000 tales of Stickermen (Apelike Shield display)
All that nonsense aside. Recent WSR invasion by Jet Ski paramilitary is an act of terrorism.
Bodybasher battery will proudly ride with Skegz to defend WSR from evil Jetski Decepticons.
Mr Mick. Great insight,Book deal I get get it. Being able to do something is a dream.
Myositis cripples my world...Losing muscle ability.I only wish to draw with a pencil.
Surfing is fine sometimes but any full scale xmas beetle revolution is on hold . Most Sad!
I've managed to proudly gift Swellnetonians much unearthed local surfing heritage.
100% Guarantee Swellnet Surf History Timelines shame any Surf/Library Publications.
(Swellnet-South Stradbroke Castles made of sand) free: Timelines & Up to date Surf Notices.
I'm a freelance historian never do I charge a fee.(Topics are researched on needs basis)
(GC Library): Aboriginal Surf Rescues/ GC Skateboard History/GC'Qld Rollerskate Rinks ...
'G.C. Royal Itineraries' Commemorative Edition was presented on Commonwealth/QBR day.
(Surf history is central to Gold Coast Royal visits).
Main Theme being plugging up gaps in Libraries. Sad excuse for a Volunteer service!
RHSQ/J.O. Library....1791 Navigation of White Bay (Our beginning was absent from history)
Senior Librarian praised beautiful presentation & attention to detail("Hmm!"Non Reference)
Note: (White Bay is Moreton Bay) My postcards depict accurate 1791 Qld Surfing scenes.
Don't fret, schools & libraries will still peddle- Boys Own 1799 Flinders annual as Qld Bible.
Southernmost Moreton Creeks had little history, the Mapping is painful & jarring..Soon!
This morning I contacted Swellnet on local small surfing town with big news. ( I do Stuff !)
Keep it up TBB you’re doing a great job. Luv reading anything you put up
damn I luv reading TBB , but need someone to translate!
Drop some acid and it'll all make sense :)
Surfline has almost 3 hours of video of today at Kirra. Cannot believe the form of the few who with their arse licking enabling drivers are doing step offs through the guys paddling. They are having to bounce there way into the waves so beyond greed no need for the assistance. You could see some of the paddlers getting pissed off.
I was hoping someone would just drop in on them and fade them.
Be real men and paddle llike the rest who were having an amazing crack at it