Uppsydaisy, our capt needs you!
He's a sook Grog-an and a pretty boy, Let him go, theres plenty more that can Bat.
That is Clarke you're talking about...;)
Bit hash welly. His Lara bingle era was ordinary but his last five years have been good. He and boof deserve credit for the position out test team is in now. Pretty boy or not
No, not clarkey welly. Haven't seen him down the club for ages, and I certainly don't know anyone who would describe the ugly bastard as a pretty boy!?
No, I'm talking about our lawn bowls capt, Dunkers. The most elite, deluxe and amassing athlete of the all!! Well, until the "incident" anyway. He always was a risk taker, going for shots that no one else would even think about trying, anyway one day he is playing the most extreme form of the game - barefoot bowls, and he kicks his toe on the way to the bar. It was pandemonium!! Everyone crowding around, "are you ok, dunkers??". So it now looks like he will lose his toe nail. Reckons he may never be able to play again.
But I thought old lifty might be able to help him with one his great motivational speeches and some kind of magic diet to try and get his toe nail to grow back quicker.
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Pups alright
Wtf?! Tell me it's not so?? May never play again????33 years old!!
Lofty, stop wasting your time on here pretending to know about surfing and go and get our capt back on track!!