So cash

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simon329 started the topic in Wednesday, 8 Feb 2012 at 7:06pm

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Hey Kooks,

My name is Simon, and I dislike most of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day making stupid ass comments on my favorite website. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun getting angry at internet strangers because of your own insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is worse than when Mark Matthews posted the location of The Right on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I recently surfed Boulders in Samoa and was treated like a hero by the locals. What have you surfed, other than 2ft bells beach? I also surfed Ours and got an epic bazza that just blew me straight out. Shit was SO cash. Most of you are faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

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therealneil Wednesday, 8 Feb 2012 at 8:15pm

ha brah youdaguy!
ps- ours, pfft, i surfed 2ft waikiki once

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spongebob Wednesday, 8 Feb 2012 at 8:21pm

Hi Brian.

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shaun Wednesday, 8 Feb 2012 at 10:10pm

Simons profile picture looks like Earls brother Randy.

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mrsbradpitt Monday, 13 Feb 2012 at 3:11pm

im surprised that such an ugly cunt would have the attention of any female, let alone 3 12 year old somoans

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reillygregson Saturday, 10 Nov 2012 at 10:37pm

Hi Simon,
My name is Reilly, and I like you. You are a nice, good looking, man who spends his life travelling the world surfing dangerous waves and meeting beautiful women. You are everything good in the world.

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groundswell Sunday, 11 Nov 2012 at 7:31pm

Seems almost as legit as a Black Bedford van driven by some old man with "free lollies" signs.

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goofyfoot Monday, 12 Nov 2012 at 9:48am

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Creeeeepy man

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drivinlongtime Monday, 12 Nov 2012 at 11:46am

shit is SO chan

take your americanisms, and begone silly troll

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bauchemie Thursday, 20 Dec 2012 at 8:01pm

You know what? I'm gonna tell you right now, all of your comments and pictures you put on there, I’m recording them all and they are being sent to the police department. And guess what? I know whose email it came from because I backtraced it and it's been reported to the state police and the cyber-police. You better not try one more thing and if you screw up again, you'll be arrested. Its all being screencapped. Your e-mails will be caught and you will be found and you will have to deal with the police, ’cause you done goofed.

And if you ever come near my daughter, guess what? Consequences will never be the same.