Next Federal Election

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velocityjohnno started the topic in Monday, 22 Jan 2024 at 2:15pm

Might as well put this up in the politics subforum, to spare the front page. It's 18 months away or so, but here we go.

This is how Dutton wins:

https://www.afr.com/politics/enter-the-liberal-party-working-class-heroe...

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A Salty Dog Saturday, 2 Nov 2024 at 11:32am

@AW, andy-mac, and Supafreak.

This sort of thing should not come as a surprise to anyone. Since 1949, when the Coalition resumed power under Menzies, they have made a habit of frustrating the development of our energy resources and in more recent times, recovering a fair share of our exported materials and products via taxation for the benefit of our own population.

As far as the LNP are concerned, slinging mud about flight upgrades is the best they can do (don't mention the "own goals"!). Developing a raft of innovative nation building policies is seemingly well beyond their capability.

May you all have a great day!!

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AlfredWallace Saturday, 2 Nov 2024 at 11:53am

A Salty Dog. Hi fella

‘Comes As No Surprise’ to me , my heads still spinning around. Sunny Boys.

Airline fare evasion (which it wasn’t) are just accusations and a diversionary tactic of the LNP’ s ‘flight of fancy ‘.

Nothing else to add your honour, guilty as found. Good stuff ASDog. AW

Edit. Enjoy yours also.

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Jelly Flater Saturday, 2 Nov 2024 at 12:07pm

;)

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andy-mac Saturday, 2 Nov 2024 at 1:16pm
A Salty Dog wrote:

@AW, andy-mac, and Supafreak.

This sort of thing should not come as a surprise to anyone. Since 1949, when the Coalition resumed power under Menzies, they have made a habit of frustrating the development of our energy resources and in more recent times, recovering a fair share of our exported materials and products via taxation for the benefit of our own population.

As far as the LNP are concerned, slinging mud about flight upgrades is the best they can do (don't mention the "own goals"!). Developing a raft of innovative nation building policies is seemingly well beyond their capability.

May you all have a great day!!

You too Salty!!

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Supafreak Saturday, 2 Nov 2024 at 6:12pm
I focus wrote:

https://www.afr.com/politics/federal/david-rowe-cartoons-for-november-20...

It’s actually pretty hilarious after spuds record. He really is a leech on roids . Do the LNP have memory loss or just plain dumb fuck stupid https://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/nsw/labor-turns-up-heat-on-peter-.... https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/article/2024/jun/13/peter-dut...

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andy-mac Saturday, 2 Nov 2024 at 9:48pm
Supafreak wrote:
I focus wrote:

https://www.afr.com/politics/federal/david-rowe-cartoons-for-november-20...

It’s actually pretty hilarious after spuds record. He really is a leech on roids . Do the LNP have memory loss or just plain dumb fuck stupid https://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/nsw/labor-turns-up-heat-on-peter-.... https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/article/2024/jun/13/peter-dut...

All of the above.....

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Roadkill Sunday, 3 Nov 2024 at 12:17pm

Dutton…walks into a room. SN posters explode with hate and anger.

Albo takes 22 upgrades. SN posters explode with hate and anger at Dutton and LNP.

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basesix Sunday, 3 Nov 2024 at 12:24pm

sn peeps explode twice?
i have felt them sn peeps to be largely indifferent,
despite people rubbing their hands together
in anticipation.. of... what...

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Roadkill Sunday, 3 Nov 2024 at 12:31pm
basesix wrote:

sn peeps explode twice?
i have felt them sn peeps to be largely indifferent,
despite people rubbing their hands together
in anticipation.. of... what...

Backup arriving in 3 2 1…

Or maybe not now I have pointed it out?

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Roadkill Sunday, 3 Nov 2024 at 12:32pm

You have nothing to do this weekend, base? You seem to be posting YouTube clips ever 5 mins

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Supafreak Sunday, 3 Nov 2024 at 12:43pm

Calling out spud as pretty hilarious is interpreted as exploding into hate & anger by SN YouTube monitor , that’s also pretty hilarious, carry on .

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Roadkill Sunday, 3 Nov 2024 at 12:47pm

YouTube monitor. Lol

YouTube hall monitor!

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Jelly Flater Sunday, 3 Nov 2024 at 12:47pm

…cheer up toady, it’s the w/end ;)

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basesix Sunday, 3 Nov 2024 at 1:06pm

why do you need to fight people @roadkill..
I have no internet interests really, beyond swellnet,
I think it is a magnificent thing.

B/C/S forecasts.. Adubs shrubberies, ..
SN has affected my life, the gigs I go see,
some SN people just helped me organise a 10'4"
that I never thought I'd own, shaped here, sent north,
coming home to be used gratefully maybe 2 or 3 times a year
for the next 7 years.

I posted some childhood memories.
on a Sunday.. so..? trying to make with the fisticuffs.?

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Supafreak Sunday, 3 Nov 2024 at 12:53pm

Queenslanders must be stoked now that the LNP will keep coal as their main energy source . Such a progressive state .

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AlfredWallace Sunday, 3 Nov 2024 at 12:57pm

Roadkill.

What are you, the posting Police ?

You must have a very long backyard to lay down your caber. AW

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Roadkill Sunday, 3 Nov 2024 at 12:58pm
Roadkill][quote=basesix wrote:

sn peeps explode twice?
i have felt them sn peeps to be largely indifferent,
despite people rubbing their hands together
in anticipation.. of... what...

Backup arriving in 3 2 1…

That didn’t take long.

Pretty predictable.

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basesix Sunday, 3 Nov 2024 at 1:01pm

mate, are you going ok?
I want to talk japan and stuff with you,
but you seem to me a bit of a tool..
(or at least, someone who needs to be in control)
@southern rates you, but he's been wrong before..
you gonna be an excellent, or a donkey,,?

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AlfredWallace Sunday, 3 Nov 2024 at 1:06pm
Roadkill][quote=Roadkill wrote:
basesix wrote:

sn peeps explode twice?
i have felt them sn peeps to be largely indifferent,
despite people rubbing their hands together
in anticipation.. of... what...

Backup arriving in 3 2 1…

That didn’t take long.

Pretty predictable.

Yes, it is, supportive folk.

How’s your supporter going ? Not commenting today. Are you a bit lost and lonely that he’s not here to reinforce your views ? Australia’s version of Trump.

Swellnet’s own in house jerk.

You’re always suggesting I should go back to what I know a little about.

I’m suggesting the same. Be careful, you are morphing into the same behaviour as your mate. For some reason I can’t remember what you actually know a little about. AW

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Jelly Flater Sunday, 3 Nov 2024 at 1:07pm

- poor yapping toady, just a grumpy dill
… got a caber up his clacker ;)

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Jelly Flater Sunday, 3 Nov 2024 at 1:08pm

;)

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Supafreak Sunday, 3 Nov 2024 at 1:26pm
Roadkill wrote:

YouTube monitor. Lol

YouTube hall monitor!

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Jelly Flater Sunday, 3 Nov 2024 at 1:35pm

… haha toady takeout
- just another day at the huff n puff cafe ;)

… cheer up little fella ;);)

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basesix Sunday, 3 Nov 2024 at 1:44pm

^ made my (rather boring) day @JF.. (been mopping and stuff like that)
how's the chick nodding at the the end..? saying "yep people are fcuking weird and shit"
(caber toss cool as too, nothing like running with a log you need to get rid of,
only a log-tosser knows the feeling ; )

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basesix Sunday, 3 Nov 2024 at 1:51pm

any time you want to actually chat,
rather than just publicly vent @Roadkill,
come across to the back-page church,
you and @Jelly might even share a coupla cuppas.

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basesix Sunday, 3 Nov 2024 at 2:00pm

Imagine if you wanted people to care that you exist and are somehow important..
so you say something that affects people, when you walk into a room,
just for the effect.. very strange existence, but prolly surface-satisfies certain types.

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Jelly Flater Sunday, 3 Nov 2024 at 2:02pm

- it’s true b6, and AW is right too
… nobody likes an in house jerk (nobody might not even get that tho haha)

& I don’t even like alienating ppl, not even Puerto Ricans !
… better to just give ppl a massive wave ;);)

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basesix Sunday, 3 Nov 2024 at 2:04pm

hahha,
'Not Even Puerto Ricans'
band names abounding.
see you on the 19th.

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Supafreak Sunday, 3 Nov 2024 at 11:07pm

I reckon there would be many Labor supporters that would be both relieved and excited if a change in the leadership became a reality , unfortunately I can’t see it happening . https://johnmenadue.com/albaneses-refusal-to-heed-warnings-about-austral... Against a background in which Kamala Harris was successfully jettisoned into the role of US presidential candidate last August for an election in three months, government ministers such as Tony Burke, Clare O’Neil, Jason Clare and Jim Chalmers are forthright communicators whose leadership credentials are increasingly discussed by unhappy Labor supporters. Whether there is any purposeful discussion among the Prime Minister’s parliamentary colleagues around tapping him on the shoulder, is another question.

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seeds Sunday, 3 Nov 2024 at 11:26pm

Albo revival must come from within

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Peter Reynolds Tuesday, 5 Nov 2024 at 1:59pm
AlfredWallace wrote:
Peter Reynolds wrote:

Hey Salty Dog, my mrs works in Youth Justice, the 'boot camps' were very well-received in regional communities and actually achieved some results, turned the lives of some very troubled kids around. If you support a Labor government that has basically said 'do whatever the fuck you want kids we ain't gonna do anything' then you deserve your house getting broken into. It was a massive issue for the people throughout regional Qld, people that actually work with these troubled kids think they were a great idea.

Peter Reynolds. Hi.

Well, we have to ask ourselves why we have very troubled youth and if they are as you say , ‘troubled’. What are the circumstances leading to your so called ‘troubled’ kids ?
Some people just can’t seem to understand the entire historical picture.

My ex has worked for 30 years in regional QLD and is calling bullshit regarding your claim. Especially your statement claiming, the camps were well received.
Well received by who ?

Would you care to say what groups of people you are talking about ? no didn’t think so.

Another ‘rose coloured’ glasses perspective on life in regional Australia

We’ve got a long long way to go in this country. What year is it ?

Salty Dog, spot on fella . AW

Hi Alfred,
Happy to answer a few of your questions, geez your teenage schoolgirl level of snarkiness is hard to cop though whereby you ask me question then answer it in the same sentence "would you care to say what groups of people your talking about, no didn't think so", grow up mate.
I could also use this sentence as an analogy as to why you refer to the woman who bore your children as your 'ex' and I refer to mine as 'my wife', no self respecting woman would hang around long with your pompous smugness.
Your ex is calling bullshit on my claim? Well your ex and my wife would have a very robust conversation then, I assume your ex is on the ground in regional Qld? delivering programs to troubled kids? A phrase my wife remembers from these 'boot camps' was getting kids back 'on country', that was the point of the camps, run mainly by aboriginal elders that had grown up as ringers and stockmen, hard men.
But alas, no governing party is perfect and unlike Labor supporters I can criticize my choice of party. The LNP underfunded the camps and the roll-out was a bit chaotic and un-organised at times, they most definitely were not run smoothly but the premise was well-received by the people running them, the case managers that evaluated the kids feedback and well, some kids themselves.
Salty dog throwing statistics at me from "The Guardian" and the QPS is hilarious, two organisations that make fudging numbers to suit their narrative an art form. No credibility there.
What is a 'troubled kid' you ask? I would say a kid that was born into a family without a hope in hell to succeed or be happy in life, mostly belong to extremely dysfunctional family environment's and have suffered abuse from drug and alcohol addicted parents, both white and black.
I look at these issues through 'rose-coloured glasses' ? what the fuck does that mean? That doesn't make any sense.
The point of my post was to push back on the Labor supporting people that are having a sook about our change of government in queensland, my state, my people, and I fucking love em!! All of em.

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Supafreak Tuesday, 5 Nov 2024 at 2:05pm

@Peter Reynolds , your state, your people, your party of choice . Do you go along with your party of choice when it comes to choice of energy source ?

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Peter Reynolds Tuesday, 5 Nov 2024 at 2:47pm

To Alfred Wallace,
I'm sorry for having a go at you about your divorce, that was below the belt and uncalled for, I hope you can accept my apology.

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Supafreak Tuesday, 5 Nov 2024 at 10:06pm

Confused Pauline Hanson joins ‘anti-race’ protest https://chaser.com.au/sport/confused-pauline-hanson-joins-anti-race-prot...

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truebluebasher Wednesday, 6 Nov 2024 at 9:01pm

Bridget's exempted parliamentary privileged sportsmanlike serial flight rort!"
Dutto : "ASIO must urgently raid PM's Wheelie Bin to see if he recycling his bog rolls!"
https://www.smh.com.au/politics/federal/the-remarkable-hide-of-bridget-m...
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2024/nov/06/bridget-mckenzie-...

[L] Transporterorter Bridget gets caught out blowing her 16th Howard's Way upgrade.

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seeds Wednesday, 6 Nov 2024 at 9:11pm

Peter,
There are many more troubled kids that according to you should be coming up roses due to their great upbringing.
And there are plenty that reject their upbringing and kick goals in life despite their shitty childhood.

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Peter Reynolds Thursday, 7 Nov 2024 at 10:08am
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Peter,
There are many more troubled kids that according to you should be coming up roses due to their great upbringing.
And there are plenty that reject their upbringing and kick goals in life despite their shitty childhood.

Your dead right seeds, however your taking my argument out of context, the camps weren't a one size fits all approach, the kids were vetted on a very specific basis. In youth justice you deal with kids with parents that have houses on the water as well.

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Supafreak Thursday, 7 Nov 2024 at 11:09am

@sypkan , can you do Australia a favour please ? Write to the Labor Party and let them know where they are going wrong and how to correct it . You had easily the best take on what was happening in the US of A, months ( years ) before the election and you were proven correct . As much as people don’t like spud , he follows trump’s formula of just say anything and say it enough times and people will believe you . I would love for Albo to step to one side and have Jason Clare step in with some policies that actually will be implemented like a fairer deal on Australia’s resources for one . I choose JC over Albo simply because he knows how to handle the press and speaks well , the policies have to come from the party and need to be policies that benefit all Australians, not the leeches that have a few pegs in the ground .

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truebluebasher Friday, 8 Nov 2024 at 6:23pm

ALP HQ : Collects Mail "Dear Labour Party" FFS another Halfwit Yank Troll #@%!
1918 Qld Yank Period shopped out the Labour Spelling for US Labor ...
tbb will help show Yank influence in SEQ Oz Leaders HQ.

Central / Southern Goldie Big swamp adopted US Names & Spelling
So we got Aboriginal Names then these Central Goldie US Southern US Names

* Swamp Reclamation > US Canals
1872-73 Reedy Creek / Merrimac / Stony Creek

* Beach Hotel Bathing Reserves Era (Fast Modern Automobiles Bridges)
1918-25 (Fast Names : Labor) Palm Beach / Miami

* US Water Playgrounds > Speed Boats > Canals
1957-65 Marineland / Sea World / Florida Gardens / Miami Keys / Santa Barbara

# Anti Qld/UK/US Nuke Dictators
1974-1986 Bne-Byron peak youth pop rebellion smashed Joh's Police State

* Casinos / Artificial Locks'n'Jock's Era.
1985 GC Casino/1992 Monterey Keys/1995 Bris Vegas/1999 Varsity Lakes-Jocks

* God Squad Dictators Aukus Nuke Ports (Massive security pact Lockdown)
2024-2032 God Squad Police State > Florida /Texas /LA+Bne Olympics

Ain't no Youth uprising on the Horizon...Sorry Gromz.
Trump Style Qld Sundown Towns (What to expect)

Feb 2019 tbb's visit to a Proud Boys Qld Sundown Town
Oz Gun Capital Gympie
(Hot Tip) Never visit a Sundown Town in broad daylight

Firstly think our mistake was hanging too long in Op shops comin' into town...
Coz Big Bro openly says Polarizing Stuff...we know to keep distant, cringe & bear it.
Usually simple innocent stuff like Fucked up Road Signs > to flare the locals up!
Anyhow! Just presuming he rubbed up a local the wrong way eitherway...(Not again!)
Small town > Word gets around that some disrespectful Goldie boys visitin' town.
Let's just assume that coz this does happen often & tbb felt the wrath in Jimboomba!
Might wanna steer clear of there...Oopsie! See how easy it is to say the wrong thing!
Only have to look Different...lone tbb's Mohawk shut down Kingaroy back in 1982.
tbb means you walk into a pub / cafe and whole place instantly goes quiet...(Qld!)
Gonna die tonite...for sure! Exactly like that!

Anyhow...Midday we enter the Main Street of Gympie
* We 3 Goldie Bros were clocked curb crawlin' a Touristy photo shoot into town.
* Local blocks Mary Street as we cruise into town
* Approaches the car window & cautions us not to park here nor anywhere near...Huh!
* We Parked there! Then confronted and blocked us from walking further...(Why!)
* [Toilets]> Forbidden from walking thru Memorial Lane unless we were bloodline!
https://content.anzacsquare.qld.gov.au/sites/default/files/memorials/606...
* While we were blocked we were asked if our Blood Line fought for Oz...
* Yes! Honoured / Iron Cross but refuse to share that with these Goons...it's personal!
* Anyhow! We defied these nutters & followed the town signs to the Toilets.
* Got to the loo & The Soap suds container is Jammed & Pad-Locked (FFS!) Really!
* Has them taps ya can't get a sip at & turn off before ya can cup a handful...Yeah them!
* Note to self...be very careful what you say next to anyone in this town.
* So tbb & Bros broke up & were individually tracked across town even while eating.
* tbb dinned at Chinese & copped the minder in next booth. (Like 1982 Police State)
* Get outta here...We were clocked leaving town...for long enough & Twice.
Fuckin' creepy LNP Joh Police State paranoid right wing nut job Armed Sundown Town.

We toured around Proud Boys Muster Territory
This here Store/PO/Servo Windows are blacked out with Racist Hate Jokes.
https://thm.arosoftware.com/aro-au-prod-storage.s3-ap-southeast-2.amazon...
We're talking in yer face vile swearin' & max hate...so much that it alarms folk to laugh.
They think it's a tourist attraction...take photos of most vile hate limerick...(Fuckin' sick!)
tbb's 2 bros were brainwashed by it & fillin' phones with it...tbb wanted to rocket out.
tbb's bros work in Police/Security so they're racist & kept laughing / sharing reciting it!

Note Cars with Fuel Tank on right are exempted to drive on the Yank side of the road.
Can check that on Google Earth...
Sure! You go and tell them yer head on accident was the local Sheriff's fault...see ya!
You go & tell'em good & proper this is Oz not Good ol' USA...
... while tbb writes out yer will...beggin' with locals not to Lynch ya!

Anyone from S/E of Nambour/Emundi is branded a Qld Traitor...Not a proper Qldurr!
Toowoomba / Ipswich are spared...
Noosa / Brizzos / Goldie can't wear a Hat or be trusted to mind their Yank Shotguns.
They can spot ya from a mile off & will run you outta Sundown town

Meet the not so friendly LNP Sundown Town Yanks
https://amnplify.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/unnamed-3-7.jpg
https://sunshinecoastlifestyle.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/muster1...
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1988 : Sundown Records : Let's Wave the Flag / Amamoor Shuffle
https://www.discogs.com/es/release/27000204-Johnny-Kaye-Lets-Wave-The-Fl...

Yer pretty well safe in Qld Sundown Towns...
Just keep in the car & follow the local's hand gestures...yer not there for a chat!
So remember not to pull over, park or walk anywhere or use their toilet or taps.
Please try not to talk, read'n'touch stuff or eat or drink anything or dream about such.
Once ya leave their Town Line there's no further need to check yer mirrors...It's fine!

Gympie Tourism wish to award tbb keys to the town for such a ringing endorsement!
tbb : 'Finally get the key's to unlock the Hand Sanitiser Pump...fuckin' Stoked!'

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seeds Saturday, 9 Nov 2024 at 2:03am

Haha classic read.
Tame as now TBB. Safely plan your next holiday.

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Supafreak Saturday, 9 Nov 2024 at 7:35pm

I actually found this slogan pretty funny . I would rather he just step aside for Jason Clare but ego won’t allow it . IMG-9386