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factotum started the topic in Thursday, 27 Aug 2020 at 11:12am

Septic Tanks are going to Septic Tank

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tubeshooter Thursday, 19 Sep 2024 at 9:43pm

The OG of feline cuisine.
Iron Chef......... Alf.

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Jelly Flater Thursday, 19 Sep 2024 at 9:53pm

^ haha yesss ts
- and to think don claims to be the original old school cat eater wordsmith when Alf clearly pioneered quantity and variation in styles, breaking new ground as an illegal alien from a faraway land and consuming many more feline feasts than one could otherwise grab ;)

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seeds Thursday, 19 Sep 2024 at 10:08pm

Whaahaahaa Tubeshooter that is hilarious.
I also had forgotten that Alf ate cats.

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Jelly Flater Thursday, 19 Sep 2024 at 10:37pm

;)

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seeds Thursday, 19 Sep 2024 at 11:22pm

I’ve always wondered how many news articles Hunter actually published.
Not that you’d not have the time but could you be f…… after all that gonzoing.

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truebluebasher Friday, 20 Sep 2024 at 12:30am

Ok! Aussies need to get ahead of the Game...
Pretty soon some smart arse Yank is gonna ask us Aussies the obvious question!

Q : Do Aussie cats eat cats that eat cats that eat cats that eat cats!
A : Just answer Yes to humour them. (see Answer below.)

Stand Up Comedian Mocks Trump : "That Downunder Devil Cat is eating our Putty Tat!"

[factcheck] [2:15] Tassie Devils aren't eating Kittens in the number they once did!

Answer
https://sciencing.com/tasmanian-devil-facts-for-kids-12747082.html
Tassie Tiger eats Devil cat that eats Feral cat that eats Quoll cat that eats Devil cat that eats Devil cat!

Follow Up smart arse Yank Question...Ok then!
Q : "Do your cute little Aussie Quoll Cats eat Human Babies!"
A : Being an Aussie, yer obliged to answer that...but First say! Only after you put the Gromz to bed!
Yank : "Strewth! Starts to Quiver!"

Some Crazy Lady : "The Quoll ate my Baby!"

Tip : Ya see! That there is exactly wot you must never say on Aussie Brekkie Telly...

( Phone Poll : 99% of Viewers don't think...They know you're a Devil Worshiper )
Trolls also say yer bowl cut & bloody vestal veil don't go together...
(How do you wanna respond to that!)
https://www.australiangeographic.com.au/topics/wildlife/2022/03/quolls-e....

Bonus smart arse Yank Question...
Do you Aussies sacrifice Virgins to Tassie Devils Live on Brekkie Telly!
Talk 'bout a silly Question...well durr! It's Straya Mate we breed our Brekkie Chix Tuff!

Our friends at home are about to get a bit more than they bargained for!

Hell Yeah! Put the Gromz to bed...said now!

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wax24 Friday, 20 Sep 2024 at 3:56am
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I’m quite happy that I don’t have any idea who Gavin Newsom is.

LMFAO!!! Hey Seedsy. I never had a chance. Met that guy as a kid. Lol

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indo-dreaming Friday, 20 Sep 2024 at 7:29am

I hope Juliang is okay, no post since Tuesday?

Seems very out of character

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quadzilla Friday, 20 Sep 2024 at 8:12am

WHO was/is responsible for the southern border?

Keeping the weapons, drugs ,diseases,terrorist, criminals out???

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Pop Down Friday, 20 Sep 2024 at 8:40am

AP has reported that the Iranians Hacked into Trumps Campaign Files , in Summer and sent the files to Biden Harris .

FBI are on 2 it , 2 .

Harris's Campaign confirmed they were "Victims " , of the Attack .

Apparently , they thought they were getting " Phished " and didn't read the Spam .

Only in America :) !

The Gaslighting , Capital of the World !

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GuySmiley Friday, 20 Sep 2024 at 9:31am

Former Australian PM and Bush's co Iraq and Afghanistan wars criminal John Howard declares his (reluctant) support for Harris ... https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/live/2024/sep/20/howard-trump...

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Pop Down Friday, 20 Sep 2024 at 10:06am

Morning Guy

When War Criminals like Dick Chaney and War Mongers , like Howard , both former Right Leaders , Reluctantly jump LEFT and Endorse Harris , what message does THAT send 2 the World ?

A picture paints a gazillion words , nearly :) !

With Rights jumping left and Lefts jumping Right , all over the place atm , its like watching a fn Tennis Match .

edit re below .

Shit , an Old Dog CAN learn new tricks .

Good boy !

Chaney is no mug , either .

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old-dog Friday, 20 Sep 2024 at 10:00am

Howard might be a lot of things, but obviously he's no mug.

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GuySmiley Friday, 20 Sep 2024 at 1:41pm

^^ politically, as cunning as a sewer rat

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burleigh Friday, 20 Sep 2024 at 2:27pm
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Jelly Flater Friday, 20 Sep 2024 at 3:00pm

^

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Jelly Flater Friday, 20 Sep 2024 at 3:03pm

;);)

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basesix Friday, 20 Sep 2024 at 3:23pm
indo-dreaming wrote:

I hope Juliang is okay, no post since Tuesday?

Seems very out of character

haha, very thoughtful and nice of you @indo..
might be one of those boom-and-bust posters.
what I meant when I said to him he's 'an unknown quantity'.
hope he/she is /they are okay too. recent times,
societal behaviour and interactions have been decking people all over.
seemed a good unit. obsessiveness and hauntedness notwithstanding.
tots should have started a 2am herbal tea options thread.

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Jelly Flater Friday, 20 Sep 2024 at 4:13pm

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indo-dreaming Friday, 20 Sep 2024 at 5:58pm
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indo-dreaming wrote:

I hope Juliang is okay, no post since Tuesday?

Seems very out of character

haha, very thoughtful and nice of you @indo..
might be one of those boom-and-bust posters.
what I meant when I said to him he's 'an unknown quantity'.
hope he/she is /they are okay too. recent times,
societal behaviour and interactions have been decking people all over.
seemed a good unit. obsessiveness and hauntedness notwithstanding.
tots should have started a 2am herbal tea options thread.

Definitely a boom and bust poster, you know those ones that come in from nowhere go crazy on just one topic and then once its done just vanish, but its not over yet?

So either Stu got sick of him and bumped him off, or who knows something really could have happened to him as he was way to passionate to not see things through until the election.

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udo Friday, 20 Sep 2024 at 6:07pm

Last Post on Swellnet 11.44 pm Yesday

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velocityjohnno Friday, 20 Sep 2024 at 6:47pm

Maybe he's off on a surf trip for this swell down here over the weekend?

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basesix Friday, 20 Sep 2024 at 7:02pm
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Maybe he's off on a surf trip for this swell down here over the weekend?

oop.. just got a message off him. like me, reckons Pland is the destination.
He said to pass on his best, and reckons Ginko and Dutton are the go..?

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basesix Friday, 20 Sep 2024 at 7:41pm
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HAKnWi15ycs

^ no idea what this is, Hooolio Jesglezus did it maybe? caro-mio-ben-tastic;
meine GOTT, this is exactly the folk music that classical opera ripped off!
(not saying 50 slaves-to-love playing hand-carved instruments isn't fricking amazing too!)
a fun diversion (any nth african eqivs?): "I must leave my home, Bolivia" (track 3 at 5:20):

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Jelly Flater Friday, 20 Sep 2024 at 7:43pm

;)

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basesix Friday, 20 Sep 2024 at 7:49pm
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https://www.instagram.com/reel/DAHCxPTSrXo/?igsh=MW8xYzE3d3l3OThoeg==

^ love that scene, that's the eunuch and the possessed king from Game of Thrones, right?

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Jelly Flater Friday, 20 Sep 2024 at 7:50pm

… ^ b6, precisely ;)
- & now, to the burlz burlesque ;);)

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basesix Friday, 20 Sep 2024 at 8:13pm
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LuAat82uCCM

^ fark, if that don't grab you from the first get go.. nice one.
but, what're they building in there.. not a playhouse for the children.
a consulting business in Indoneeesiaa.. ?


wipe them down with gasoline..

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tubeshooter Saturday, 21 Sep 2024 at 4:08am

Why are people so unkind?

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Pop Down Saturday, 21 Sep 2024 at 7:32am

"If someone breaks into my house , there're getting shot " , Kamala just told Oprah , during a televised Schmaltz , of the highest order !

Oprah was surprised Harris owned a gun , but loved the answer , from a tough , no nonsense , girl .

The Media are doing a Great job , at Campaigning for Harris .

She is able 2 relax and "let the Clock Run Down " and let them , do the heavy lifting .

Doesn't even have 2 do interviews , what a cushy job , she has .

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Roadkill Saturday, 21 Sep 2024 at 8:44am

Kamal, RFK, Trump et el…all have something in common.

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Juliang Saturday, 21 Sep 2024 at 10:12am

Police defending Democracy ,
Jan 6th 2021 insurrection .
Were the Jan 6 protesters duped? (By Trump and Fox News).
“Yes”

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blackers Saturday, 21 Sep 2024 at 10:16am

Good to see you are alive and kicking Juliang. People were worried about you.

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Pop Down Saturday, 21 Sep 2024 at 11:04am

Good morning Juliang :) .

It's true , some on here were wondering if U were the Boom Bust type .

Not me , my gaze could c u Contemplating a Renaissance of Style .

You are a Young "wipper snipper " on SN and guessing your Style will develop .

I am an " Old fart bastard " and my Style has even , changed , 2 an "Old fart prick" type .

I am now , very "different " , 2 the old , old me .

My new style is more popular than my old style , really !

Hard 2 believe , I know .

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goofyfoot Saturday, 21 Sep 2024 at 11:08am

PoppaD “ My new style is more popular than my old style , really !”

Ya reckon?

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Jelly Flater Saturday, 21 Sep 2024 at 11:13am

- hahaha
… kinda like ummm makin amewica hellfee again ;)

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Pop Down Saturday, 21 Sep 2024 at 11:14am

Came from a very low base GF , so yes , so far :) !

This Style has lasted longer than the other 1 , so that's a start .

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philosurphizing... Saturday, 21 Sep 2024 at 11:49am

Best advice I have ever heard ''if you are going to cut the cods off, at least make them into a set of earrings ''.

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Pop Down Saturday, 21 Sep 2024 at 11:52am

Juliang

The guys are just teasing and having fun .

We are not Butterflies , that have been previously , a Grubby Caterpillar .

Jelly Flater especially , is a " Jolly Joker " !

Going from West to East , like a Windina , is a bit drastic and not the Change , I am talking about .

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basesix Saturday, 21 Sep 2024 at 11:59am

If not a girdle, how about a tesla then, PoppaD?

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Pop Down Saturday, 21 Sep 2024 at 12:25pm

Hello Base 6

Brad is brilliant , but I wouldn't go a Tesla .

At the start , was thinking a Big Diesel Truck with SO much Power , I don't need a paddle , 4 paddling , just 4 Crowd Control , so maybe a Club thingy .

As Brad mentioned that , I then thought about something with Side Wings .

As my right shoulder MIGHT B stuffed , I have been thinking SUP .

That's mate , U have shown me my Future !

Maybe a Shark ?

I reckon , I will Go like on SN .

Won't B popular , but noticed .

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Paint it like Jaws !

Say I am scaring the small Sharks and keeping the surf zone safe .

Believe it , or not .

edit 2

Adam 12 is good 6'y !

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basesix Saturday, 21 Sep 2024 at 12:20pm

haha, sups are another thing in the ocean quiver, go hard! say hi to adam for us, mate.
maybe felt unnoticed, but everyone read his thoughtful musings with pregnant interest.

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indo-dreaming Saturday, 21 Sep 2024 at 12:23pm

Welcome back Juliang i was seriously a tad worried about you, thought maybe your pager blew up or something :P

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Jelly Flater Saturday, 21 Sep 2024 at 12:26pm

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GuySmiley Saturday, 21 Sep 2024 at 2:51pm
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Came from a very low base GF , so yes , so far :) !

This Style has lasted longer than the other 1 , so that's a start .

^^ ya reckon?

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basesix Saturday, 21 Sep 2024 at 3:26pm

^ as we have all no doubt worked out, male, female, neither, to have someone look you in the eye, know you, really know you, and have your back and share a life, is the rarest thing on the planet. We generally settle for nearly that, which we should. anyone putting up with us for life should be good enough. Until it's painful.

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Jelly Flater Saturday, 21 Sep 2024 at 3:32pm

;)

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Roadkill Saturday, 21 Sep 2024 at 3:45pm
Juliang wrote:

Police defending Democracy ,
Jan 6th 2021 insurrection .
Were the Jan 6 protesters duped? (By Trump and Fox News).
“Yes”

https://youtu.be/Flxovbgkq0I?si=uI5N6yTUqYTBtvKu

100 % conned by Trump. Being stupid people to start with didn’t help.