Sending warm regards from the chilly Arctic.

Get the family together and gather around the wireless!

"I say to Brisbane people, we love you, but we don't want you visiting us right now," says Gold Coast Mayor.

First the Eastern Suburb beaches closed, then over the weekend eight beaches in Sydney's north were emptied when visitors "exceeded stipulated limits".

'The ultimate hardrock surfing experience'

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