Yeah, yeah, the surf was terrible. You know it, I know, even Parko knows it - "It's not a wave that you'd come to surf" he said after his Round 5 heat.

Capture an image at 1/60th of a second and the potential exists to distort reality. The photo conveys just a fraction of what's really happening. But hey, if that's all it takes to get you excited then here's a hit of distorted reality.

And for a full recap on what went down click here.

All photos ASP/Smorigo.