A symphony of pain brought to you by Francisco and Niccolo Porcella - brothers in harm's way.

Talking stalkers, nude surfing, drowning and being a soul surfer, man.

Young Aussie upstart upsets the favourites at Pipe.

Ross Clarke-Jones leads the pack of maniacs in maxing Praia do Norte.

Part surf edit, part music video. Mick and Kai and Mikala dance on the water and blend into the scenery.

This week on The Carve Up the fellas are joined by Matthew Elks, author of Scum Valley, and his latest, Bondi, Bali, and Beyond