Having more luck than the recent missionary man, a boatload of sponsored surfers escape from certain death with the aid of a French synth pop duo. True story!

Two goofy-foots walk into a bar...

Great surfing, questionable maths from the aspiring CTer.

All systems go for Jaws on Monday. Check time differences here for live viewing.

Australia's best junior clubs gather at Curl Curl.

Observations from an investor meeting with Darren Handley Designs.

Fearless Beth adds another string to her already impressive bow.