Fish, goats, beardy blokes, and even robot vacuums.

And you thought it was a surfing comp?

What comes after the Brazilian Storm?

Four world titles, one Olympic gold, and a looming guillotine. What's gone wrong for the Brazilian superstars?

A classic morning at Coxos.

In footy parlance it'll be a game of two halves: One half of the country will pump, the other half won't.

The return for effort: Tom De Souza scoes two days of flawless waves.