Challenge: The Enforcer - Round 1
What are you doing here, kook? Never seen your face before. You wanna catch some of our waves do you?
Oh yeah...
Well, first you must answer these twenty questions. Use your brain, kook. Google doesn't work out here!
Write your answers in the comment box below. They won't appear straight away, but don't worry, me and the boyz have received them and all your answers will appear in a few hours time.
No way will you...will anyone, guess them all. Spread them across a few comments if it helps.
Answers revealed 3pm tomorrow. The most correct wins.
Good luck, kook.
1. Which Australian surfer was relegated from first place to second when Kelly Slater noticed a maths error at an Eddie Aikau Invitational?
2. 'Surfing World' is Australia’s longest running surf magazine, but our first surf magazine was..?
3. Name all six of the famous Webber brothers.
4. Name two famous waves with churches overlooking them?
5. I brought the first modern twin fin to Australia and I pioneered the five fin ‘Claw’. My name is...?
6. South African surfer infamous for never winning a heat in his lone CT year.
7. Name the surfer who links soul singer Isaac Hayes with Derek Hynd, and also describe the link.
8. What is the only Australian wave namedropped in The Beach Boys, ‘Surfin’ USA’?
9. Two famous, blonde-haired Aussies rode three-fin boards at Bells ‘81. Who were they?
10. Taj Burrow was the first male winner of a CT on an epoxy/EPS board (Bells, 2007), however the very first CT winner on an epoxy/EPS was a female. Who was it? (Hint: She was also a West Australian)
11. Black Rock has, both historically and geographically, been known by many names. What are three of them?
12. Since it began in 2000, only three goofyfooters have won the Gold Coast Pro. Name two.
13. North-West WA pioneer is George ______?
14. What is Wozzle commentator Strider Wasilewski’s middle name?
15. Hailing from Sydney, I qualified for the CT in 2003 and then spent nine straight years in the top tier, however it wouldn’t be till 2005 that I’d qualify via the CT and not rely on the QS. My highest year end ranking was 8th. Only once did I make a final, which I lost to Taj Burrow at Santa Catalina, Brazil. My brother played scrum-half (Rugby Union) for the Wallabies and the Waratahs. I still work as a pro surfing coach. I am..?
16. Name three Australian waves with 'coloured' names.
17. If you’re in the South Australian desert and someone says, “G'Day, I’m DC Green.” The only appropriate response is...?
18. The very first contests at Teahupoo were QS events sponsored by which now-defunct clothing label?
19. “He doesn’t have a style of his own. His surfing is a synthesis of other great surfers.” - Shaun Tomson. Who was Shaun talking about?
20. I was an enforcer on the Gold Coast points through the 80s and 90s, but many people would know me through beach commentary. My brother appeared on the very first issue of 'Surfing Life', and I have the most intimidating name of all time. I am..?
Comments
There's a lot of questions. Can I leave a few different comment boxes?
tony ray
surfabout
ben,will,greg,monty
wiamea,mundaka
tom hoye
mike tomson
mark sutherland.........one has an extra ..one is missing
narrabeen
simon,jim banks
jodie cooper
summercloud ,aussie pipe,jervis bay
mick lowe,owen wright
simpson
nugget
tommy whitts
red bluff,pink rocks,green point
I don't care if your dc purple cunt
gotcha
bunker spreckles
bruce lee
10. Taj Burrow was the first male winner of a CT on an epoxy board (Bells, 2007), however the very first CT winner on an epoxy board was a female. Who was it? (Hint: She was also a West Australian)
Epoxy is a resin. It should be an EPS board.......
Tony Ray
Tracks
Will Ben Greg Dan Monty John
Waimea ??
Tom hoye
Ricky Basnett
T.F hot buttered soul
Narra
Simon Anderson tom Carroll
Claire bevilaqua
Summercloud Aussie pipe Jervis bay
MICK Lowe. Gabby. Wilko. Owen???
George jetson
Raspberry
Tom Whittaker
Black rock, green island, blackfellas
Don’t care if dc purple CUNT!
Gotcha
M.R
Bruce Lee
1. Matt Johnson (on my board)
2. Swellnet
3. Liesel, Frederich, Louisa, Kurt, Brigitta, Marta, Gretel
4 Bunker Spreckles
5 Vatican Point, Mecca Lefts
6 Jordy Smith
7 Craig Brokensha
8 The Kick at Collaroy
9 Gough Whitlam and Margaret Whitlam
10 Margaret Court
11 Summernats, Aussie Poop and Lemoore
12 Mick "at Lowes" and Duke Kahanamoku
13 George Foreman
14 "The slider"
15 Bernard King
16 Racist question
17 Yell rape
18 Mcdonalds
19 Himself
20 Chuck Norris
17. I don't care if you're D.C Purple cunt -classic far West S.A hospitality!
Good way to waste some time... Gonna do this with no google*, see how many i can guess.
1. No idea. Maybe RCJ?
2. "The Surf"
3. Greg, Will, ??? Tom, Dick and Harry?
4. Waimea, ???
5. Tom Hoye
6. Frankie Oberholzer? (wasn't the CT when he was competing though...)
7. Bit too cryptic for me. Terry Fitz with Hot Buttered?
8. Narrabeen
9. Simon, ???
10. Melanie Redman-Carr?
11. Aussie Pipe, Summercloud Bay, Black Rock
12. Wilko, Gab
13. No idea.
14. Raspberry
15. Tom Whitaker
16. Green Island, Redhead, Black Rock
17. G'day Greeny?
18. Well, it was called the Black Pearl Horue, so I'm guessing it's that? Or Gotcha.
19. No idea.
20. Well, the most intimidating name of all time has gotta be Staff Sergeant Maxwell Fightmaster, but I don't think he was a surfer...
*I lied.
Gosh, some curly ones there. On my lunch break but see how we go:-
1. Tony Ray
2. Line-up
3. Greg, Will, John, Ben, Dan, - fark Dewy?
4. Waimea, Thurso
5. Malcolm Campbell?
6. Ricky Basnett
7. Andrew Kidman
8. Narrabeen
9. Simon Anderson, Cheyne Horan
10. Jodie Cooper
11. Summercloud Bay, Wreck Bay, Aussie Pipe
12. Mick Lowe, Gabs Medina
13. George ?
14. Raspberry
15. Tommy Whittaker
16. Green Island, Black Rock, Red Head
17. "I don't care if you're DC Purple, cunt!"
18. Gotcha
19. Tommy Curren
20. Bruce Lee.
Great stuff SN, more things like this.
1. Which Australian surfer was relegated from first place to second when Kelly Slater noticed a maths error at an Eddie Aikau Invitational? T-Ray
2. 'Surfing World' is Australia’s longest running surf magazine, but our first surf magazine was..? Tracks I'm guessing
3. Name all six of the famous Webber brothers. Greg, Will, Monty, John? I'm out
4. Name two famous waves with churches overlooking them?
Complete guesses - Jardim do mar and Raglan - if wrong I meant Church of the open sky.
5. I brought the first modern twin fin to Australia and I pioneered the five fin ‘Claw’. My name is...? Tom Hoye
6. South African surfer infamous for never winning a heat in his lone CT year. Mikey Feb?
7. Name the surfer who links soul singer Isaac Hayes with Derek Hynd, and also describe the link. Something to do with Hot buttered soul the song and the surfboards so Terry Fitz?
8. What is the only Australian wave namedropped in The Beach Boys, ‘Surfin’ USA’? Ausstralia's Narabeen
9. Two famous, blonde-haired Aussies rode three-fin boards at Bells ‘81. Who were they?
Simon and guessing TF with drifta?
10. Taj Burrow was the first male winner of a CT on an epoxy/EPS board (Bells, 2007), however the very first CT winner on an epoxy/EPS was a female. Who was it? (Hint: She was also a West Australian)
Jodie Cooper
1. Tony Ray
2. Ride the wild surf
3. Ben, Will, Greg, Monty and dunno Peter, Michael?
4. Waimea, Nazare
5. Fuck dunno but for some reason I correlate the claw design with Glen Winton.
6. Ricky Basnett
7.guess Tom curren
8.Bells?
9. Simon Anderson, and maybe PT.
10. Jodie Cooper
11. Wreck bay, summercloud, Oz pipe
12. Lowey, Medina
13. when you've got no idea you answer Smith.
14. Raspberry.
15. Tom Whittaker
16. Redsands, Red bluff, blueys
17. ? Get fucked
18. Gotcha
19. Da goat (KS)
20. Bruce Lee
11. Black Rock has, both historically and geographically, been known by many names. What are three of them?
Black rock, Aussie Pipe, South Coast Pipe, summercloud
12. Since it began in 2000, only three goofyfooters have won the Gold Coast Pro. Name two. Wilko and CJ
13. North-West WA pioneer is George ______?
pass
14. What is Wozzle commentator Strider Wasilewski’s middle name?
Velzy?
15. Hailing from Sydney, I qualified for the CT in 2003 and then spent nine straight years in the top tier, however it wouldn’t be till 2005 that I’d qualify via the CT and not rely on the QS. My highest year end ranking was 8th. Only once did I make a final, which I lost to Taj Burrow at Santa Catalina, Brazil. My brother played scrum-half (Rugby Union) for the Wallabies and the Waratahs. I still work as a pro surfing coach. I am..?
Hog
16. Name three Australian waves with 'coloured' names.
Red rock,
17. If you’re in the South Australian desert and someone says, “G'Day, I’m DC Green.” The only appropriate response is...?
Fuck off
18. The very first contests at Teahupoo were QS events sponsored by which now-defunct clothing label?
Gotcha
19. “He doesn’t have a style of his own. His surfing is a synthesis of other great surfers.” - Shaun Tomson. Who was Shaun talking about?
Parko?
20. I was an enforcer on the Gold Coast points through the 80s and 90s, but many people would know me through beach commentary. My brother appeared on the very first issue of 'Surfing Life', and I have the most intimidating name of all time. I am..?
pass
It was killing me but i want to add Monty Webber to the Webber bros. and was it George Paterson WA pioneer?
Also, i want to change Line up to The Australian Surfer (modelled off the American one) or Surfabout, both early 60's. Line up came heaps later.
11. wreck bay, summercloud bay, aussie pipe.
12. wilko, owen wright
16. green island, red bluff, black rock
17. how much for $50?
18. Gotcha
1. Tru Blue Basher
2. Australian Penthouse
3. Lostdoggy Webber, Velocity Johno Webber, Memlasurf Webber, AndyM Webber, BlindboyWebber (left the family), Inzider Webber (the black sheep of the family)
4. Westminster Lefts, Basilica's
5. Big Lez
6. Dale Steyne
7. Paul Beatty
8. Yeppoon
9. Kerry Chikarovski and Kristina Keneally
10. Dame Edna Everage (mistake in the question - she is actually Victorian)
11. Red, Blue, Uplift
12. Indo Dreaming, Gary G
13. V (1865-1936)
14. Vic Local
15. Tru Blue Basher (again)
16. Green (and see 'Black Rock' above)
17. Bwaaahaaahaaaa
18. Billabong (I thought that news wasn't supposed to be released yet)
19. Zenagain
20. Tru Blue Basher (again)
1 Bob mctavish
2 womens weekly
3 willy wally wolfgang wilfred wayne & greg
4 vatican point & segrada famillia bombie
5 not the claw the craw
6 nelson mandala
7 dunno
8 as above
9 paul hogan warwick crapper
10 gina rinehart
11 I know this one
12 wayne lunch & gerry lopez
13 clooney
14 larrabie
15 that I am I am I am I am - peter tosh
16 beige point yellow rocks & purple beach
17 beg your pardon sir
18 k mart
19 alby falzoni
20 chuck norris
1. RCJ
2. Tracks
3. Greg, will, Monty.....
4. Waimea, Mundaka
5. Tom Hoye
6. Mikey February?
7.
8. Nat young?
9. Simon Anderson, Rob Bain
10. Bronte Maccaulay
11. Aussie Pipe, summercloud
12. Mick Lowe, Gabby Medina
13.
14. Raspberry
15. Whitaker
16. Red Bluff, Red Sands, Green Island
17. Fuck off?
18. Gotcha
19. Jordy Smith
20. Bruce Lee
tony ray
tracks
greg . . . . .
waimea bay,
tom hoye
jordy smith?
.togellini played violin with issac and played with derek in the desert
bells beach
simon anderson, cheyne horan
melanie redman carr
aussie pipe, summercloud, blackrock
wilko, gabe medina
simpson
rasberry
luje hitchings?
blacks, blackrock, yellowrock
dc purple cunt
gotcha
kelly slater?
Bruce lee
1. Merrick Davis
2. Womens Weekly
3. Spider, Wally, Willy, Larry, Curley, Mo
4. Catherine Hill Bay, Watsons Bay
5. John Howard
6. Nelson Mandela
7. Ryan Alagich, all quickly forgotten and of little interest to most.
8. Maroubra
9. Kevin Rudd and Rick Bourke
10. Carmen Lawrence
11. Welfare Central, Crime Central, Welcome to Country
12. Tony Abbott and Mike Baird
13. Harrison
14. Jay
15. Garry Gregan
16. Blackies, Whiteys, Yellowzies
17. "me no speaky engrish..."
18. Bardot
19. Donald Trump
20. Lil Dicky
1. Paul Paterson
2. The Australian surfer
3. Greg Webber, Monty, Dan, Ben, John, Will
4. Waimea bay, Lagundri bay (Nias)
5. Tom Hoye
6. Sean Holmes
7.Terry Fitzgerald (hot buttered surfboards)
8. narrabeen
9. Simon Anderson, Steve Robertson
10. Melanie Redman-Carr
11. Aussie pipe, wreck bay, summer cloud bay.
12. Gabriel Medina, Michael Lowe
13. George Simpson
14. Raspberry
15. Tom Whitaker
16. Red bluff, green mount, black rock
17. “I don’t care if you’re DC. purple, cunt”
18. Billabong
19. Jordy Smith
20. Bruce Lee
1. Tony Ray
2. "The Surf" 1917
3. Greg, William, John, Monty, Ben, Dan
4. Mundaka, Waimea
5. Tom Hoye
6. Ricky Basnett
7. Terry Fitzgerald - established Hot Buttered Surfboards, named after Isaac Hayes album of the same name, and HB sponsored Derek Hynd
8. Narrabeen
9. Simon Anderson, Wayne Lynch
10. Jodie Cooper
11. Summercloud Bay, Wreck Bay, Aussie Pipe
12. Owen Wright, Gabriel Medina
13. George Simpson
14. Strider Rasberry Wasilewski
15. Tom Whitaker
16. Blackfellas, Black Rock, Red Bluff
17. I don't care if you're DC Fuckin' Purple Cunt
18. Gotcha
19. Pete Townend
20. Bruce Lee
In the spirit of non-Googling and trying to answer each question, here goes...
Tony Ray; Surfabout?; Will, Ben, Greg, Monty...that's all I got; Waimea, Mundaca, and chuck in a local for good measure, though it's a bit of a stretch, Margs Greek Orthodox. Well, there's Bombie and Ramp to see for sure; Speaking of such, Tom Hoye; Ricky Basnett, good egg; Dunno, Kidman? Link? His eye is on the sparrow? ; Australia's Narrabeen; 3 fins? Simon and Drifta Terry Fitzgerald? ;ASP times? Pre-split tour? Jodie Cooper?; Aussie Pipe, Wreck Bay, Summercloud Bay; 3 goofys I can think of, Medina, Owen Wright, and Mick Lowe! ; George Simpson; Elvis? ; Tom Whittaker; Taking out black and white, Yellow Rock, Portland, Green Island, NSW, Redsands, some shitehole; "I don't care if you're DC Purple, cunt!" ; Gotcha; Slats? ; Big, bad, bustling Bruce Lee!
Fun times!
No. 20 : Bruce Lee
No 17 : fuck off wanker!
Side note. As a 9 year old I was sat amongst the line up at snapper. Set spproaching. Someone yells: "oi, listen up! This is my set! so everyone FUCK OFF!!!
I was suitably intimidated. And in awe of such total Alfa male (over) confidence. Bruce Lee at his finest.
1. Tony Ray
2. The Surf
3. Monty Greg Dan Will John Ben
4. Churches California. Mishos Telos Islands
5. Tom Hoye
6. David Weare
7. Terry Fitzgerald he took the Hot Buttered label name from an Isaac Hayes album of the same name. And he sponsored and mentored Derek Hynd
8. Narrabeen
9. Simon Anderson Ian Cairns
10. Jodie Cooper
11. Aussie Pipe, Summercloud Bay, Wreck Bay
12. Matt Wilkinson Owen Wright
13. George ______? Grey
14. Raspberry
15. Tom Whittaker
16. Red Sands, Blacks, Green Island
17. Punch him in the face and let the tyres down on his car
18 Gotcha
19. Mark Richards
20. Bruce Lee
Answers?
I reckon I'm a tad over 50%.
You got 11/20, Zen.
I'll post the answers article tomoz.
Li'l busy today.
1. Tony Ray
2. The Surf
3. Greg, John, Monty, Will, Ben, Dan
4. Mundaka, Nazare
5. Tom Hoye
6. Ricky Basnett
7. Terry Fitzgerald. “Hot Buttered Soul” was the name of an LP released by Isaac Hayes and the Bar-Kays in 1969. Terry Fitzgerald liked the music so much he decided to borrow the name for his surfboard company, dropping the “Soul”. Hot Buttered Soul: The Movie showcases choice selections from Hot Buttered’s “Sultans of Speed” series, and includes interviews with and commentary from Derek Hynd.
8. Narrabeen
9. Simon Anderson, Ian Cairns
10. Jodie Cooper
11. Aussie Pipe, Summercloud Bay, Wreck Bay
12. Owen Wright, Matt Wilkinson
13. Simpson
14. Rasberry
15. Tom Whitaker
16. Black Rock, Green Island, Red Bluff
17. “I don't care if you're D.C. Purple, cunt!”
18. Gotcha
19. Filipe Toledo
20. Bruce Lee
Young one- I think you did alright.
1/ Tony Ray. 2/ The Surf. 3/ Greg, Monty, John, 4/ Munduka, Biarritz. 5/ Tom Hoye. 6/ Mike February. 7/ Andrew Kidman. 8/ Narrabeen.
9/ Simon Anderson, Wayne Lynch. 10/ Flick Palmenter. 11/ Oz Pipe, Summer cloud, Wreck Bay. 12/ Matt Wilco, Owen Wright. 13/ Simpson. 14/ Raspberry 15/ Tom Whitaker. 16/ Green Mount, Black Nose, Red Bluff. 17/ Fuck off purple cnt. 18/Gotcha.
19/ P.T. 20/ Bruce Lee
Everyone is answering the DC Green question with Purple Cunt... what is this reference to?
18. mcd
that's all im answering..
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