The Outsider: American Primitive

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Steve Shearer (freeride76)
Swellnet Dispatch

"When you're in a rut you've gotta get out of it" -The Ruts.

In our last instalment we boldly predicted that after suffering the twin wounds to his pride of missing J-Bay and not spearing a huge South Pacific tube at maxing Cloudbreak, Mr Robert Slater was psychologically re-arming and preparing to go Gonzo in Tahiti. That prediction came to fruition in stunning fashion, but not in the gaping blue caverns of Teahupoo. Instead Slater schooled the Mod Col in So. Cal beachbreaks in a stunning display of dominance that was only questioned in a quarter final heat with Taj Burrow.

In French Polynesia they are waking to the rooster crows. Small fires are burning and smoke is drifting out to sea in pale sheets in the morning stillness. The land is theirs, it has chickens and pigs, papaya, mango, banana, lime and other fruits. The land is food, and property. It is good land, fertile and robust and it is theirs. They are walking on their land, these men with names like music: Taumata, Tamaroa, Manoa, Raimana, Hearii. Their mothers are smiling gently with sensuous enigmatic lips and their fathers are taciturn and dignified.

Their sons will make money from surfing, or they will grow out of it and go fishing, or tend the land. It is good they go surfing. It makes their hearts swell with pride that they will surf in this contest. They will take on the rest of the world and maybe win and that is good. For Tahiti, for themselves, but above all, for the family.

Without surfing there is too much drinking, too much trouble, sometimes from drinking. Fighting and bad things. Surfing is clean and winning is good for the family. Surfing is purpose and dance, prestige and money for the family. It has been good for Tahiti, good for their sons.

London is burning and the world is in turmoil, they can see it on their TV's but the trees here are laden with papaya and the chickens are scratching in the leaf litter. They have the land. And the land provides food. The white man has no land, he has money instead. The men are driving small boats across the glassy waters of the lagoon, to the roiling whitewater on the reefs. They could hear it booming and cracking like thunder in the night.

Clouds are coagulating on the razor-sharp ridges, gently bleeding a soft mist of rain. Shafts of sunlight pierce through this gauzy tissue of moisture, trailing through the valley like the filaments of the tropic-bird tail. The men are looking at this but no thoughts cloud their mind for they are in a kind of trance. A soft meditative stillness is in their hearts: this is their home and its beauty makes men full of quiet love.

A flotilla of flying fish leap out of the water, scattering morning sunlight to the heavens from the stiff shards of their quivering wings.

They are near the reef now. They drop the motor to an idle as they approach the channel. A vast blue wall concaves then explodes into a watery cavern, engorging itself on oxygen and light, full of doom and splendour, roaring like a snarling savage beast. The sight of this touches the men like the razor sharp edge of a knife blade, sending their souls icy cold then fiery hot. It unleashes a wild caustic warbling in their blood, some ancient war-like memory of challenge and response.

They cross themselves, mutter a little prayer and look deep into the ocean. They all think of Malik and his wave and the memory of his passing serves not to weaken them with the reminder of impending death but to insulate them from it's icy presence. He had died for them, in body, but they feel the presence of his soul and it is joyous and encouraging.

The men with musical names ride the massive caverns for hours. No-one falls. They plunge over the ledge and emerge slack-shouldered, heads bowed to whoops and war-cries. There are camera-men who don't film the brown men because they are not sponsored but the wounded pride felt by the elite men standing at the top of the Teahupoo tree is overwhelmed by euphoria and camaraderie. Icy old Hinanos are flowing as the sun sets across the lagoon and in each of the men there is a deep, insistent question whispering in their blood: What was that beautiful thing that just happened?

Across the Pacific and the great and multifarious landscape of the decaying sole superpower in the world, in the streets of the greatest city in the world which is called New York City there is panic and confusion. On a grimy street corner surrounded by a vast jumbled wasteland of bridges, railroad tracks, warehouses, wharves and whatnot, and populated by a scurrying mass of insects in human form a man on skid row is panhandling. He looks up at a poster proclaiming a surf contest next month and wonders if that will turn his luck.

He thrusts a can in front of a passing man and croaks "Hey mister, spare a dime for a cup of coffee?"

(Photo of Teahupoo courtesy Robertson/Billabong)

Comments

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smeeagain Friday, 12 Aug 2011 at 8:42am

Wow! Touched on a few subjects there Steve. The world is about to change dramatically and that has nothing to do with surfing.
With a ironic twist KS comes from macking Fiji and takes out the sanctioned grovelling event.
Now it looks like the most terrifying event on the tour will finally get a swell for the event.
Who will stand up to be counted?

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the-roller Friday, 12 Aug 2011 at 8:25pm

Sounds like you're channeling Chas Smith in this one, Stiv.

Oh yes, seeing that more than a few had always guessed you were a bit aged,...

pass the icy OLD Hinano's, bru.

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the-roller Friday, 12 Aug 2011 at 8:26pm

Sounds like you're channeling Chas Smith in this one, Stiv.

Oh yes, seeing that more than a few had always guessed you were a bit aged,...

pass the icy OLD Hinano's, bru.

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blasphemy-rottmouth Friday, 12 Aug 2011 at 9:01pm

Oroonoko would be proud.

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surfchaser Friday, 12 Aug 2011 at 9:53pm

Nice to see someone other than Stu-ball attempting to fill us with wit and candor, unfortunately a glance at a thesaurus and having read Thoreau in high school doesn't cover for sloppyness....

Skid Row is in L.A. and bums don't beg for spare change from other bums (well, at least not outside of the Swellnet offices....)

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z-man Friday, 12 Aug 2011 at 11:40pm

Everyone is dealt a different stigma.
Nations and all nationalities included.

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freeride76 Friday, 12 Aug 2011 at 11:41pm

Thoreau?

It was more Mary Oliver.

But I'm flattered and I take your point about Skid Row.....I thought the term could be applied as a general reference for being on the bones of your bum.

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alakaboo Saturday, 13 Aug 2011 at 6:33am

Flotilla? Nice alliteration, but surely it'd be a squadron?

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whaaaat Saturday, 13 Aug 2011 at 4:39pm

Flock.

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rockbrother Sunday, 14 Aug 2011 at 12:35am

nice writing shearer, i could feel the chopes sledgehammer falling as the sun rose. Never been there but you transported me - that is the mark of a good writer. never mind the nitpicking of the usual suspects above, keep up the good work!

A comment i would be interested in seeing would come from the chopes locals themselves - does this stuff ring true coming from an (THE) outsider?

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batfink_and_karate Sunday, 14 Aug 2011 at 7:29am

Respectfully surfchaser, 'skid row' has been a generic term for 'the ass out of your pants' for a long long time now. Ass out of your pants is not a specific geographic location, btw.

As for the article, hhhhmmmmm, for some reason I thought I might be coming here to read something about surfing.

Maybe next time. :-)

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dan-burke Monday, 15 Aug 2011 at 8:11am

Surfing, particularly in competition, needs to be about more than just surfing. We need parallels, sub-plots, the scene needs to be set. Thats what we're getting here - and for one -I'm enjoying it all. From the description of Andy Irons turning up to Snapper early last year, to the late night escapades at a sponsor endorsed Bells party to the no bullshit questions taking Slater aback in the channel at Chopes. This is the gold!

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dan-burke Monday, 15 Aug 2011 at 8:21am

Quotes for the hair splitters:
"Bring me peace bring me power bring me assurance. Let me reach the bright day, the high chair, the plain desk, where my hand at last controls the words, where anxiety no longer undermines me. If I don't reach these I'm thrown to the wolves, I'm a restless animal wandering from place to place, from experience to experience...Don't worry if your work is good or bad, as long as it has completeness...a faith in the mysterious service of truth." -Stephen Spender, poet (1952).
"I wish I could block out the part of my mind that worries about how other people are going to react" - Dane Reynolds, surfer (2009).
Best of's to all players.

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grug Tuesday, 16 Aug 2011 at 4:44pm

Nice quote Dan. I'll check out Stephen Spender after reading that. Thanks.

Steve, I think that this is really good writing. A nice intro to the comp and one of my favorite Outsider entries. Dan is right about pro surfing needing to be more than just the surfing. It is by nature, but that doesn't mean those more interesting aspects are focussed on and investigated by the mainstream outlets.

I feel like you are doing your part to interject something far more insightful and interesting. Thanks again for that.