Uncle Rab Wants You

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Stu Nettle (stunet)
Surfpolitik

Stuart Nettle January 19th, 2010 The sun is setting on Australia's surfing dominance. A bit melodramatic? My arse.... It has been two years since a single Aussie male junior has made it past the quarters of the World Junior Championships. It has been eight years since an Aussie male junior won it. Much like the Roman Empire we, and our American counterparts, have been indulging ourselves as unquestioned leaders of the surfing world. We've been riding high on our rich surfing history. Much like the Roman Empire we're heading for a fall. We've been indulging ourselves in Tom Wegener alaias, retro cool fish, sponsored 'free surfing' and the frivolity has weakened our resolve. And all the while the barbarians have been quietly arming themselves. Brazilians and Europeans have filled the majority of the places over the last couple of years. Both have very young surfing populations. Both are in the same position Australian and American surfing was thirty years ago. There is barely a surfer over forty on the beaches of Brazil. There are no longboard riders, let alone longboard revivalists. They are not distracted by equipment choices. They are not even distracted by lifestyle choices. The notion of professional surfing is a distant dream to the grommets of Brazil. The notion of paid free surfing an impossible one. Competition is their battlefield and they're oiling their muscles up for war. And the Europeans! If economics is driving the Brazilians, then it's history that's driving the Euros. That being: they don't have any! No shortboard revolution, no country soul, no Morning of the Earth, no spurning-of-competition-to-get-back-to-the-spirit-of-surfing bullshit. They want to be taken seriously and whimsical trips down the coast to Ankar Point won't further their cause. No, it can only be done through competition. Competition against the established surfers and established surf countries. Big names need to be created. History needs to be written. It's competition that defines how relevant a surf culture is. But sadly our competition is fading and with it our global relevance. We've been through a loose youth where we forged a national surfing identity. An identity that we consolidated through maturity only for it then to disperse in myriad ways. Now, as a surf nation all we have to look forward to is an arthritic retirement and talk about the old times. But it's not too late to act! It's time for the next generation of Aussie surfers to turn their backs on experimental surfcraft and lily-livered free-surfing. It's time to get in line. Uncle Rab, the patron saint of competitive Australian surfing, wants you. It's time to heed the call. It's time - Julian Wilson - to live up to your young gun reputation. To stop pacifying yourself with vanity projects and step up to the World Tour plate. Rome is burning, but Wilson is roaming. Coleborn, Goodall, Agius...you're all birds of a white-feather unless you put your ability to the test. Because if things keep going as they are we won't have anyone to barrack for in the webcasts. Uncle Rab wants you, and so does a proud nation of flag-waving, stay-at-home viewers.

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surfdog1 Monday, 8 Feb 2010 at 4:54am

Good morning Stuart,

It's competition that defines how relevant a surf culture is.

This is not something I like to hear but seems to be what is driving the surf buss and has been for a long time. But in my opinion it has taken a very fun and healthy pastime and turned it into a corporate quagmire of aggression in the line up.

I started surfing in a time when it was very loose and free. To be a surfer was something special and the ocean was where you could walk away from all the shit that life can through at you. All the push and shove of everyday life. I think that for most surfers it is still the same.

Surfing was also the great leveler. If you surfed it didn't matter how much money you made, what color your skin is or what religion you believed in. You were a surfer and thats what mattered.

Competition was frowned on (but you saw someone do something and you wasted to do it better, deeper, longer and with style).

Surf Culture doesn't need organized competition, the organizers and corporations NEED Surf Culture to sell product. People will continue to get stoked when they catch there first wave and will move forward because the better you get at wave ridding the more fun you have the more creative you become in your approach to ridding waves and what type of equipment you choose to ride.

Surfing is not serious. Surfing is not productive. Surfing is pure fun.

For wave ridding to be a real competitive sport you would have to have a level playing field. The ocean does not provide that. Build a big giant stadium with wave machines that provide monster size barrels and pop corn and beer for the spectators. Surly the corporate sponsors would be into that. A venue with shops, big posters selling their names and a place where the pros can sign autographs for the flag waving masses.

Thanks for the read Stu. Really got me going this morning. Wont need a third cup of coffee before going out in the shaping room.

Peace out, Steve

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billym Thursday, 11 Feb 2010 at 6:24am

only sport in the world where the medium is NEVER the same for each competitor, we need the competition to push the sport but at the end of the day every man surfs for himself and if corporate sponsorship to sell product is allowing some people to make a living out of surfing then good luck to em!!!!! i wish i was good enough to get my share instead of working like 99% of the surfing population to get my 2 weeks in indo!!!

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billym Thursday, 11 Feb 2010 at 6:30am

also wanted to add imagine missing out on the moments that competitive surfing creates???? tommy carrolls late drop at pipe in the final with derek ho! rob and kelly high fiving even as rob lost a world title! mate you cant not have that stuff, its what seperates our sport from all the others!!
cheers
billy