Not sure but he is my nomination for this months Dingo award
NassSunday, 3 May 2015 at 12:36pm
Yes i want to know two .loooser plus
chickenlipsSaturday, 2 May 2015 at 10:40pm
It's the TITS! I wanna go Pro!!!!!
NassSunday, 3 May 2015 at 12:38pm
Love the TiTS but Iam afraid look but No touch stuck right up
Against CUBSSunday, 3 May 2015 at 2:54am
These guys are some of the worst begans I've ever seen...somehow they continue to pop up with a go pro session and their moron iq behavior on swellnet...not bad surfers but just pure CUBS! Somehow being a teenager in your 30's is cool :-| mad Huey's are a bunch of losers
NassSunday, 3 May 2015 at 12:39pm
Totally Agree
otoolemSunday, 3 May 2015 at 5:31am
I hope this brand dies a very quick death. These guys are everything that is wrong with the Australian male and are an embarrassment to our country and surfing in general.
otoolemSunday, 3 May 2015 at 5:29am
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NassSunday, 3 May 2015 at 12:40pm
Not even that they think they are super models and hassle you out in the water .Fuck that place i would rather surf kuta
BlowinSunday, 3 May 2015 at 3:16pm
You're the embarrassment you uptight, puritanical fuck.
"These guys are everything that's wrong with the Australian male "......... Ha ha ha ha ha
Get back in your purse .
otoolemSunday, 3 May 2015 at 4:50pm
Ha ha ha. I've been served.
However, the fact remains that these guys are wankers
BlowinSunday, 3 May 2015 at 4:58pm
Too be honest , if I had to surf with them I'd agree with you.
AndyMSunday, 3 May 2015 at 5:20pm
If being puritanical means having a critical thought in my head then I'm guilty as charged.
Nice name calling Blowin, I can see why your sort of mentality is so easily influenced by this sort of rubbish.
AndyMSunday, 3 May 2015 at 5:16pm
The whole raison d'être of the Australian male yob (pretty close to the majority, surely) is to be a shallow obnoxious materialistic prick.
We had a chance at something better maybe 20 years ago but that's been well and truly buried.
Poor fella my country.......
BlowinSunday, 3 May 2015 at 6:34pm
You're kidding aren't you ?
Poor fella my country....classic.
The country you so fondly dis remember was BUILT on this behaviour .
You do realise that the initial form of currency in the colonies was rum don't you ?
BTW critical thought doesn't actually refer to being critical of others because you assume that your chosen path is superior to theirs .
And how is it you're superior to the Mad Hueys ?
Because you arrive to work at the time prescribed to you by your BOSS each day ?
Because your futile ,emasculating , suburban existence is endured sober ?
Good luck with that.
Poor fella my country, indeed.
Misappropriating the beleaguered sentiments of persecuted aboriginals to express the sentiments of the unfulfilled and blinkeredly aspirational ,would -be bourgeois of Aussie society.
And you reckon the yobs are embarrassing !
How's that home theatre working out for ya ?
Selling your life's effort for two thirds of fuck all to the banks so your ego isn't crushed by the your wife's brothers house extension that you've got to match.
So what if some crew get loose in Indo with the locals ?
That's what's been going on since the first chillum was smoked in the cave at Ulu's - while you were shopping at IKEA you put upon domesticated muppets.
AndyMSunday, 3 May 2015 at 8:09pm
Suburbia, Ikea and home extensions??
You're really talking to the wrong guy you dribbling idiot, what the fuck are you talking about?
Sounds like you've got issues with things that are a bit closer to your reality.
Fuck it's sad that you're so proud of drunk yobs, go and get smashed and continue to con yourself that you're killing it.
BlowinSunday, 3 May 2015 at 8:30pm
Yeah you're right, I'm conflating a few issues there.
I've answered your ridiculously histrionic post - poor fella my country - sorry, I still get a giggle out of typing it, Whilst simultaneously responding to the other New Age Surfers post - the one about national embarrassment .
My fault, there is just so many highly respectable surfers getting their sport and nationality besmirched by the Mad Hueys that I'm prone to confusing betwixt one poor whining teetotal and the next easily disenfranchised guardian of the nations sensibilities.
Poor fella my country......Gold.
Cheers for that.
Also...could you please expand on your theory that the Mad Hueys and their ilk have somehow derailed the nations shining future ?
islandmanMonday, 4 May 2015 at 11:09am
man i am so glad i am not the only one on here that has the same thoughts as you , what an absolute bunch of ass clowns they make me not want to be a surfer
Jonathan HalloranSunday, 3 May 2015 at 8:08am
How can you pluralize 'Huey'?? Like in the movie Airheads... The Lone Rangers? Must be an inside joke. The Mad Bogans would be just as funny and seemingly more appropriate after that opening :D
samasaurusSunday, 3 May 2015 at 11:05am
Laughing mad all the way to the bank
turnerSunday, 3 May 2015 at 11:57am
Coz having heaps of money means your* winning at life n shit.
*intentional
samasaurusSunday, 3 May 2015 at 3:08pm
Oh Yeah! Heaps of money, sharing it around & having fun with your mates. Shits on being a poor, lonely jealous loser.
BlowinSunday, 3 May 2015 at 1:12pm
I don't see what these guys get out of all this . I mean you take away all the ripping an awesome spot with only a couple of guys out - tax deductible , girls flocking , making friends with rippers from all over the globe - including the local legends, hell time ruling the joint then some one - a good friend - walks away with some cash.
And everyone has a hell time . And promotes their company.
I mean , what's the point ? Why bother ?
DingdoctorSunday, 3 May 2015 at 4:15pm
Sounds horrible
saltmanSunday, 3 May 2015 at 5:18pm
Who the hell needs a board caddy at Keramas???
FFS its 40 metres from the beach and a piss easy paddle
norchockSunday, 3 May 2015 at 5:27pm
Good on em..the surf scenes full of fuckwits.sure beats my day to day grind on constuction sites.tell me all the huey haters ain't jealous?I fucken am
memlasurfSunday, 3 May 2015 at 7:01pm
Blowin don't you wish there were more Ozzie surfers in the tradition of
MR rather than Ian Cairns? These guys aware a tad unsophisticated.
norchockSunday, 3 May 2015 at 7:20pm
Your in a 40 year timewarp did u even surf then?maybe but surfings so trendy now has been since early 90's..I started mid 80's as a kid surfers were looked as bonging dole bludgers..which many were mr and cairns era worse.they tried to change the image and did in a way with isp.now every tom dick and harry surfs.its a fucken joke some of the surfie cunts these days
memlasurfMonday, 4 May 2015 at 12:03pm
Norchock I am 55 and surfed with MR out in the water. Didn't hassle, surfed unreal and was a gentleman on land. Yeah maybe a timewarp still watch all the latest and greatest though. Just for the record, Mick Fanning's favourite all time surfer is MR as well and he is not in a time warp.
BlowinSunday, 3 May 2015 at 7:55pm
For sure Memla. I'm not even that down on the Hueys myself. They'd be bastards to surf with and pests on the piss, but I'm even less enamoured with the self flagellating wankers that wish to rewrite history and diminish the role that the uncouth Aussie had in making this country what it was twenty years ago when all these pessimistic fuckers thought we were better off.
Or somehow more refined.
Truth is , Australia suffered a cultural cringe long before and leading up to the period when it was ordained that we were a World Class Nation ie The Sydney Olympics of 2000 and it's been the resumption of regular national self hate ever since.
I don't get it myself.
Australia rules in virtually any division, yet the hand wringers will continue to lament our decline.
Conveniently forgetting that not so long ago we were a joyously and unapologetically White Australia of drink driving , durrie smoking nationalists.
That happened to formate the very society that the Neo Puritans would have us believe is being destroyed with boganity.
There you go , I even made up a word .
I especially like the way crew are lining up to write off the Hueys as embarrassing to Australia due to their happy antics yet don't mention the development obsessed swine that destroyed the local ambiance of the joint by building an ever expanding resort there that actually rerouted the creek that formed the wave.
otoolemSunday, 3 May 2015 at 8:33pm
I'm sorry Blowin, but the Huey-types are the ones that feed the development-obsessed swine that, in my opinion, are destroying these areas in the first place.
BlowinSunday, 3 May 2015 at 8:50pm
Good point.
Obi wanSunday, 3 May 2015 at 8:40pm
Each to their own. There's nothing about this clip or the company that has appealed to me yet though.
ACB__Monday, 4 May 2015 at 10:45am
My 2 cents on the whole Huey's debate is how ridiculously hypocritical we look considering how we label the Brazzo's.
Everyone is so quick to point the finger at the brazzo's for surf traveling outside their country, making their presence known, hassling in the surf and traveling in large packs.
I think everything we dislike the brazzos for we see here in a magnitude far greater than anything I've ever seen from our tanned friends from across the drink.
For some reason, Australians seem to think they have a right to the waves on whatever solid mass they may fall on because of our rich surfing history and our dominance in competition for so many decades.
Imagine if a Brazzo surf mob took over padang padang or Ulu's and threw a comp, sinking heaps of piss, being loud and roudy, and surfing better than us. We would loose our marbles.
The Brazilian storm is coming and its going to really piss us Aussies off.
After all we have a right to act like hueys wherever we go don't we? We're just having fun? Anything in our way can be assumed as collateral damage in the "progression of our sport"
memlasurfMonday, 4 May 2015 at 12:09pm
As a mate who lives in Bali said, Aussies hate the Zilla's because they are the only nation who are bigger arseholes than we are in the water. The Balinese aren't keen on them generally as they don't smile and dick around like the general Aussie does, even the bogan huey boys like a laugh.
chickenlipsMonday, 4 May 2015 at 11:03am
So serious on swellnet these days! More tits please! A Bintang and a ciggie!
clifMonday, 4 May 2015 at 11:05am
For one, I hate the Mad Hueys. However, it's more to do with a weird conflicted self-loathing.
It's the Gold Coast writ large going out into the world. As someone who grew up amongst such it all give me the chills as my body recognizes all and sundry to do with this. FFS I was "them" (with far lesser surf skills and money)
Self-loathing kicks in as I now know the world differently - the sexism is what particularly pisses me off. Yet, it all remains a part of who I am and how I got here. The "boganness" part of my DNA.
So conflicted.
So, so conflicted.
*goes to shower, turns on the cold water, curls up into fetal position, and rocks back and forth while sucking thumb*
Screw you, Mad Hueys!! Now I need therapy ... again.
clifMonday, 4 May 2015 at 11:07am
Swellnet, more man boobs please, a red wine, and one of those steam inhaler thingamajigs so I can smoke without getting cancer!
stunetMonday, 4 May 2015 at 11:10am
You?...a one-time bogan?
Say it ain't so Clif. Say it ain't so.
clifMonday, 4 May 2015 at 11:21am
ahhhh mate - you got no idea haha
Actually, I had no idea. We were a Housing Commission elite squad. The community was stellar enough, but a few of us were a bit stupid/ignorant when it comes to a few things. I was a bit of an outlier but had the membership card and badge haha
Learning to really read and working out what a public library card was exactly for (in my later teens) opened my eyes quite a bit lol :-)
Public library cards as top prizes for the next Mad Huey competition! On me! Comes with a coupon for a xxxx (which you don't have to use as I know the "beer" tastes like shit, but they give these out for free)
Woohoo.
All aboard the gravy train.
islandmanMonday, 4 May 2015 at 11:23am
absolute ass clowns, and the guy beating his board you sir are posssibly king of the ass clowns what a jerk
clifMonday, 4 May 2015 at 12:15pm
boards can make people angry. they can be so cruel and MUST be kept in line. violence is the answer.
Comments
Who is the loser board puncher ?
Not sure but he is my nomination for this months Dingo award
Yes i want to know two .loooser plus
It's the TITS! I wanna go Pro!!!!!
Love the TiTS but Iam afraid look but No touch stuck right up
These guys are some of the worst begans I've ever seen...somehow they continue to pop up with a go pro session and their moron iq behavior on swellnet...not bad surfers but just pure CUBS! Somehow being a teenager in your 30's is cool :-| mad Huey's are a bunch of losers
Totally Agree
I hope this brand dies a very quick death. These guys are everything that is wrong with the Australian male and are an embarrassment to our country and surfing in general.
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Not even that they think they are super models and hassle you out in the water .Fuck that place i would rather surf kuta
You're the embarrassment you uptight, puritanical fuck.
"These guys are everything that's wrong with the Australian male "......... Ha ha ha ha ha
Get back in your purse .
Ha ha ha. I've been served.
However, the fact remains that these guys are wankers
Too be honest , if I had to surf with them I'd agree with you.
If being puritanical means having a critical thought in my head then I'm guilty as charged.
Nice name calling Blowin, I can see why your sort of mentality is so easily influenced by this sort of rubbish.
The whole raison d'être of the Australian male yob (pretty close to the majority, surely) is to be a shallow obnoxious materialistic prick.
We had a chance at something better maybe 20 years ago but that's been well and truly buried.
Poor fella my country.......
You're kidding aren't you ?
Poor fella my country....classic.
The country you so fondly dis remember was BUILT on this behaviour .
You do realise that the initial form of currency in the colonies was rum don't you ?
BTW critical thought doesn't actually refer to being critical of others because you assume that your chosen path is superior to theirs .
And how is it you're superior to the Mad Hueys ?
Because you arrive to work at the time prescribed to you by your BOSS each day ?
Because your futile ,emasculating , suburban existence is endured sober ?
Good luck with that.
Poor fella my country, indeed.
Misappropriating the beleaguered sentiments of persecuted aboriginals to express the sentiments of the unfulfilled and blinkeredly aspirational ,would -be bourgeois of Aussie society.
And you reckon the yobs are embarrassing !
How's that home theatre working out for ya ?
Selling your life's effort for two thirds of fuck all to the banks so your ego isn't crushed by the your wife's brothers house extension that you've got to match.
So what if some crew get loose in Indo with the locals ?
That's what's been going on since the first chillum was smoked in the cave at Ulu's - while you were shopping at IKEA you put upon domesticated muppets.
Suburbia, Ikea and home extensions??
You're really talking to the wrong guy you dribbling idiot, what the fuck are you talking about?
Sounds like you've got issues with things that are a bit closer to your reality.
Fuck it's sad that you're so proud of drunk yobs, go and get smashed and continue to con yourself that you're killing it.
Yeah you're right, I'm conflating a few issues there.
I've answered your ridiculously histrionic post - poor fella my country - sorry, I still get a giggle out of typing it, Whilst simultaneously responding to the other New Age Surfers post - the one about national embarrassment .
My fault, there is just so many highly respectable surfers getting their sport and nationality besmirched by the Mad Hueys that I'm prone to confusing betwixt one poor whining teetotal and the next easily disenfranchised guardian of the nations sensibilities.
Poor fella my country......Gold.
Cheers for that.
Also...could you please expand on your theory that the Mad Hueys and their ilk have somehow derailed the nations shining future ?
man i am so glad i am not the only one on here that has the same thoughts as you , what an absolute bunch of ass clowns they make me not want to be a surfer
How can you pluralize 'Huey'?? Like in the movie Airheads... The Lone Rangers? Must be an inside joke. The Mad Bogans would be just as funny and seemingly more appropriate after that opening :D
Laughing mad all the way to the bank
Coz having heaps of money means your* winning at life n shit.
*intentional
Oh Yeah! Heaps of money, sharing it around & having fun with your mates. Shits on being a poor, lonely jealous loser.
I don't see what these guys get out of all this . I mean you take away all the ripping an awesome spot with only a couple of guys out - tax deductible , girls flocking , making friends with rippers from all over the globe - including the local legends, hell time ruling the joint then some one - a good friend - walks away with some cash.
And everyone has a hell time . And promotes their company.
I mean , what's the point ? Why bother ?
Sounds horrible
Who the hell needs a board caddy at Keramas???
FFS its 40 metres from the beach and a piss easy paddle
Good on em..the surf scenes full of fuckwits.sure beats my day to day grind on constuction sites.tell me all the huey haters ain't jealous?I fucken am
Blowin don't you wish there were more Ozzie surfers in the tradition of
MR rather than Ian Cairns? These guys aware a tad unsophisticated.
Your in a 40 year timewarp did u even surf then?maybe but surfings so trendy now has been since early 90's..I started mid 80's as a kid surfers were looked as bonging dole bludgers..which many were mr and cairns era worse.they tried to change the image and did in a way with isp.now every tom dick and harry surfs.its a fucken joke some of the surfie cunts these days
Norchock I am 55 and surfed with MR out in the water. Didn't hassle, surfed unreal and was a gentleman on land. Yeah maybe a timewarp still watch all the latest and greatest though. Just for the record, Mick Fanning's favourite all time surfer is MR as well and he is not in a time warp.
For sure Memla. I'm not even that down on the Hueys myself. They'd be bastards to surf with and pests on the piss, but I'm even less enamoured with the self flagellating wankers that wish to rewrite history and diminish the role that the uncouth Aussie had in making this country what it was twenty years ago when all these pessimistic fuckers thought we were better off.
Or somehow more refined.
Truth is , Australia suffered a cultural cringe long before and leading up to the period when it was ordained that we were a World Class Nation ie The Sydney Olympics of 2000 and it's been the resumption of regular national self hate ever since.
I don't get it myself.
Australia rules in virtually any division, yet the hand wringers will continue to lament our decline.
Conveniently forgetting that not so long ago we were a joyously and unapologetically White Australia of drink driving , durrie smoking nationalists.
That happened to formate the very society that the Neo Puritans would have us believe is being destroyed with boganity.
There you go , I even made up a word .
I especially like the way crew are lining up to write off the Hueys as embarrassing to Australia due to their happy antics yet don't mention the development obsessed swine that destroyed the local ambiance of the joint by building an ever expanding resort there that actually rerouted the creek that formed the wave.
I'm sorry Blowin, but the Huey-types are the ones that feed the development-obsessed swine that, in my opinion, are destroying these areas in the first place.
Good point.
Each to their own. There's nothing about this clip or the company that has appealed to me yet though.
My 2 cents on the whole Huey's debate is how ridiculously hypocritical we look considering how we label the Brazzo's.
Everyone is so quick to point the finger at the brazzo's for surf traveling outside their country, making their presence known, hassling in the surf and traveling in large packs.
I think everything we dislike the brazzos for we see here in a magnitude far greater than anything I've ever seen from our tanned friends from across the drink.
For some reason, Australians seem to think they have a right to the waves on whatever solid mass they may fall on because of our rich surfing history and our dominance in competition for so many decades.
Imagine if a Brazzo surf mob took over padang padang or Ulu's and threw a comp, sinking heaps of piss, being loud and roudy, and surfing better than us. We would loose our marbles.
The Brazilian storm is coming and its going to really piss us Aussies off.
After all we have a right to act like hueys wherever we go don't we? We're just having fun? Anything in our way can be assumed as collateral damage in the "progression of our sport"
As a mate who lives in Bali said, Aussies hate the Zilla's because they are the only nation who are bigger arseholes than we are in the water. The Balinese aren't keen on them generally as they don't smile and dick around like the general Aussie does, even the bogan huey boys like a laugh.
So serious on swellnet these days! More tits please! A Bintang and a ciggie!
For one, I hate the Mad Hueys. However, it's more to do with a weird conflicted self-loathing.
It's the Gold Coast writ large going out into the world. As someone who grew up amongst such it all give me the chills as my body recognizes all and sundry to do with this. FFS I was "them" (with far lesser surf skills and money)
Self-loathing kicks in as I now know the world differently - the sexism is what particularly pisses me off. Yet, it all remains a part of who I am and how I got here. The "boganness" part of my DNA.
So conflicted.
So, so conflicted.
*goes to shower, turns on the cold water, curls up into fetal position, and rocks back and forth while sucking thumb*
Screw you, Mad Hueys!! Now I need therapy ... again.
Swellnet, more man boobs please, a red wine, and one of those steam inhaler thingamajigs so I can smoke without getting cancer!
You?...a one-time bogan?
Say it ain't so Clif. Say it ain't so.
ahhhh mate - you got no idea haha
Actually, I had no idea. We were a Housing Commission elite squad. The community was stellar enough, but a few of us were a bit stupid/ignorant when it comes to a few things. I was a bit of an outlier but had the membership card and badge haha
Learning to really read and working out what a public library card was exactly for (in my later teens) opened my eyes quite a bit lol :-)
Public library cards as top prizes for the next Mad Huey competition! On me! Comes with a coupon for a xxxx (which you don't have to use as I know the "beer" tastes like shit, but they give these out for free)
Woohoo.
All aboard the gravy train.
absolute ass clowns, and the guy beating his board you sir are posssibly king of the ass clowns what a jerk
boards can make people angry. they can be so cruel and MUST be kept in line. violence is the answer.