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factotum started the topic in Thursday, 27 Aug 2020 at 11:12am

Septic Tanks are going to Septic Tank

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TimTam Saturday, 23 Nov 2024 at 10:33am
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Wow. Not only does Fuhrer stunet ban people when he feels like it but he also "outs" people as he sees fit. You got some serious power issues stunet. Keep a bit of mystery in life twerp... makes for funny reading.

Comprehension ain't a strong suit, eh?

Unless your real name is Tim Tam or Harrycoopr I haven't outed you.

What I've done is link one account to another after you were banned for repeated dickhead shit. Read the Code of Conduct if you have a problem with it.

Of course we know your real name after the abusive emails you sent.

Of course the funny thing is i can come back forever after being banned. And enjoy yr website as well. So yr powergames don't really work too well there matey. But u do need to address yr issues for future positive mental health

Yeah, admitting you're addicted to a surf forum where grown men fling juvenile shit at each other probs doesn't make you a pillar of sanity.

Addicted? Who said anything about addicted? It's just yr censoring power games don't work dikhead.

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TimTam Saturday, 23 Nov 2024 at 10:39am
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^ haha
- nice try you eternal dickhead ;)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q954LxEzyY8&pp=ygUMRnVja3dpdCBjaXR5

Lol. One of those juvenile shit flingers yr boyfriend stunet talking about. Grow a fukn brain dickbrain

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Exxotixjeff Saturday, 23 Nov 2024 at 10:40am
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TimTam wrote:

Wow. Not only does Fuhrer stunet ban people when he feels like it but he also "outs" people as he sees fit. You got some serious power issues stunet. Keep a bit of mystery in life twerp... makes for funny reading.

Comprehension ain't a strong suit, eh?

Unless your real name is Tim Tam or Harrycoopr I haven't outed you.

What I've done is link one account to another after you were banned for repeated dickhead shit. Read the Code of Conduct if you have a problem with it.

Of course we know your real name after the abusive emails you sent.

Ha ha id love to be a fly on the wall some days at the Swellnet office, always amazes me how people are so abusive to admin.

Call me a fascist if you like but i run a facebook group with over 33,000 members, i give them one chance and thats it, if i ran this forum i would have banned pretty much everyone including myself long ago.

Have to say im shocked that Tim Tam aint Juliang maybe they should met up and do a DNA test, maybe twins separated at birth?

Strange a guy like you isn’t doubling or tripling down on your ongoing dogmatic delusions,

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andy-mac Saturday, 23 Nov 2024 at 10:49am

Swellnet forums....

https://m.

&pp=ygUcbW9udHkgcHl0aG9uIGFyZ3VtZW50IGNsaW5pYw%3D%3D

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indo-dreaming Saturday, 23 Nov 2024 at 11:17am
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…& from the gerbil files haha

“ i can tell you 9 out of 10 people have NFI about the wars Israel faces ”

^ thanks for admitting this noinfo, but it’s already obvious you’re a big part of those 9 out of 10 edumacated charlatans with no fucking idea. Fact ;);)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rDcFDl6bJQw

Yeah great im sure this is not just more pro Islamist propaganda like the other Turkish and Qatar state government Islamist propaganda you share and swallow. (half of it banned in much of the middle east)

So simping for Hamas, now simping for Hezbollah?

Do you also simp for the Islamic Republic of Iran and the Houthis?

Lebanon is a basket case basically a failed state overtaken by the worlds biggest terrorist group that is looking like a complete paper tiger.

But hey somehow its always Israels fault, they should just accept having thousands of rocket's fired at them, and they should have just waited for Hezbollah to carry out their similar style 7th Oct attack “Conquest of the Galilee.” that would have been ten times bigger.

BTW. It is sad though, imagine if these groups actually spent the time and money on building positive things and a thriving country instead of this obsession with destroying Israel, they will never learn or stop though because they are brainwashed by an extreme islamic ideology. they quite literally say, they value death more than we value life, this life to them is only a path way to another life .

Yeah Christians also think this way, but not to the extreme that they would be marytrs.

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TimTam Saturday, 23 Nov 2024 at 10:58am
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“ Of course the funny thing is i can come back forever after being banned. And enjoy yr website as well. So yr powergames don't really work too well there matey. But u do need to address yr issues for future positive mental health”

^ geez you’re a fuckn tool
- you’re no different to a loudmouth public toilet trawling dick grabber ;)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3k_3dqcIY24

Anyhow, how do u know about "loudmouth public toilet trawling dick grabbers" anyway Jelly Flatulence? Sounds like personal experience there old boy. Anyway back to yr boring vids

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Exxotixjeff Saturday, 23 Nov 2024 at 10:55am

Juvenile is repeating the same lie over and over, whether you think it’s true or not, and then ignoring the fact when your lie is disproved ,
Sometimes the only way to counteract juvenile is with juvenile.

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Supafreak Saturday, 23 Nov 2024 at 10:56am
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Supafreak Saturday, 23 Nov 2024 at 11:00am
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Supafreak wrote are you 6
Now I’m Toby the railroad car ,
I’m thinking of changing my name to Toby
would you find that acceptable as a boat ?

I think this would be a much more appropriate name . IMG-8242

That dude looks like he’s had a big night on the Bintang ?
So everyone now has to post a really bad photo of someone ?

I’m not surprised that this went straight over the top of your head .

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indo-dreaming Saturday, 23 Nov 2024 at 11:08am

looks like Lance Burkhart

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Exxotixjeff Saturday, 23 Nov 2024 at 11:16am

Oh I get it , that’s your response to repeating the same lie, until you couldn’t anymore, and what sort of old guy , would buy a tee shirt ,
like that ?
Someone with a juvenile sense of humour. ?
Someone with way too much time on their hands, thinking up amusing little puns and ditty’s, lololo

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burleigh Saturday, 23 Nov 2024 at 11:29am
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@Exxoticjeff , is it crowded on your couch with juliang , tim tam , heeby & yourself watching these videos ?

Please don't mix me up with Exxotixjeff. I thought I'd leave all this alone but the Trump circus is just TOO funny. So long Gaetz that was quick lol. Now for the rapist. Then who? Rfk? Yeah the USA is in good hands LOL.

A known serial pest with several aliases wants us to believe he’s not. Nice try Jeffrey

Yeah it’s impossible to explain to a
MAGA t like you. , I’d rather be a serial pest
than a paedophile normalising party backer like you.
But hey let’s not get distracted here.

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Exxotixjeff Saturday, 23 Nov 2024 at 11:34am
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Supafreak wrote:

@Exxoticjeff , is it crowded on your couch with juliang , tim tam , heeby & yourself watching these videos ?

Please don't mix me up with Exxotixjeff. I thought I'd leave all this alone but the Trump circus is just TOO funny. So long Gaetz that was quick lol. Now for the rapist. Then who? Rfk? Yeah the USA is in good hands LOL.

A known serial pest with several aliases wants us to believe he’s not. Nice try Jeffrey

Yeah it’s impossible to explain to a
MAGA t like you. , I’d rather be a serial pest
than a paedophile normalising party backer like you.
But hey let’s not get distracted here.

I think Kamala was the one running for president.

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burleigh Saturday, 23 Nov 2024 at 11:38am
Exxotixjeff wrote:
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Exxotixjeff wrote:
burleigh wrote:
TimTam wrote:
Supafreak wrote:

@Exxoticjeff , is it crowded on your couch with juliang , tim tam , heeby & yourself watching these videos ?

Please don't mix me up with Exxotixjeff. I thought I'd leave all this alone but the Trump circus is just TOO funny. So long Gaetz that was quick lol. Now for the rapist. Then who? Rfk? Yeah the USA is in good hands LOL.

A known serial pest with several aliases wants us to believe he’s not. Nice try Jeffrey

Yeah it’s impossible to explain to a
MAGA t like you. , I’d rather be a serial pest
than a paedophile normalising party backer like you.
But hey let’s not get distracted here.

I think Kamala was the one running for president.

Your exact words " I’d rather be a serial pest than a paedophile normalising party backer like you"

Pretty sure Biden is backed the the Dems for a very long time. You know the Dems. The party that you back.

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Supafreak Saturday, 23 Nov 2024 at 11:44am
Exxotixjeff wrote:

Oh I get it , that’s your response to repeating the same lie, until you couldn’t anymore, and what sort of old guy , would buy a tee shirt ,
like that ?
Someone with a juvenile sense of humour. ?
Someone with way too much time on their hands, thinking up amusing little puns and ditty’s, lololo

So what’s the lie ?

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Roadkill Saturday, 23 Nov 2024 at 11:46am

I wonder if jellybrain has another SN sign on?

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Roadkill Saturday, 23 Nov 2024 at 11:52am

I wondered once if jellybrain was an admin trolling account. Giving them free rein and a good laugh around the SN boardroom table.

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Exxotixjeff Saturday, 23 Nov 2024 at 12:15pm

Error

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Exxotixjeff Saturday, 23 Nov 2024 at 12:22pm
Supafreak wrote:
Exxotixjeff wrote:

Oh I get it , that’s your response to repeating the same lie, until you couldn’t anymore, and what sort of old guy , would buy a tee shirt ,
like that ?
Someone with a juvenile sense of humour. ?
Someone with way too much time on their hands, thinking up amusing little puns and ditty’s, lololo

So what’s the lie ?

The lie that Tim tam and me just had to be the same person, and the other two names were still current.
Or maybe it could be described as an ongoing false assumption.

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Supafreak Saturday, 23 Nov 2024 at 12:20pm
Exxotixjeff wrote:
Supafreak wrote:
Exxotixjeff wrote:

Oh I get it , that’s your response to repeating the same lie, until you couldn’t anymore, and what sort of old guy , would buy a tee shirt ,
like that ?
Someone with a juvenile sense of humour. ?
Someone with way too much time on their hands, thinking up amusing little puns and ditty’s, lololo

So what’s the lie ?

The lie that Tim tam and me just had to be the same person, and the other two names were still current.
Oh well I guess you had other back up liars ,

So are you saying you’re not juliang and heeby ?

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seaslug Saturday, 23 Nov 2024 at 3:03pm

Love the T-shirt SF, will have to choose on a daily basis between that and this

https://www.etsy.com/listing/1743542892/trump-better-coverage-than-veriz...

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Jelly Flater Saturday, 23 Nov 2024 at 3:16pm

“…from learning the history and following the war in Israel daily,”

- haha, the octogenarian gerbil has been following the war daily since 1948 ;)

-hahaha

… carry on ;)

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basesix Saturday, 23 Nov 2024 at 3:26pm

i'm out.. this is buggy and weird : D
hope the probs aren't a big thing for the swellnet..
maybe its some new role-play exercise to make us play nice, haha..
(^ referring to host problem that seems to be being worked on..)

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seaslug Saturday, 23 Nov 2024 at 3:20pm

Don't know how that happened re Alan Jones....it's not what I cut and pasted.

It was supposed to be this t-shirt

https://www.etsy.com/listing/1743542892/trump-better-coverage-than-veriz...

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thermalben Saturday, 23 Nov 2024 at 3:35pm

Seaslug, that should be fixed now. Database glitch, soz.

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seaslug Saturday, 23 Nov 2024 at 3:38pm

No worries, cheers, thought it might have been Eroticjeff

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thermalben Saturday, 23 Nov 2024 at 3:42pm
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No worries, cheers, thought it might have been Eroticjeff

Haha!

And forever more, JulianG shall be known as Eroticjeff.

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indo-dreaming Saturday, 23 Nov 2024 at 3:56pm
Jelly Flater wrote:

“…from learning the history and following the war in Israel daily,”

- haha, the octogenarian gerbil has been following the war daily since 1948 ;)

-hahaha

… carry on ;)

There was a ceasefire before 7th October 2023

Hamas & Palestine Islamic Jihad broke it on the 7th October 2023

Hezbollah broke it on the 8th October 2023

It's not one long war, its a long list of seperate wars 90% of which arabs start and then lose and then claim to be victims and come begging for ceasefires or agreement's to end each war and then they dont abide by the condition's they agreed too anyway.

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seaslug Saturday, 23 Nov 2024 at 3:46pm

Zen normally beats me to it hehe

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seaslug Saturday, 23 Nov 2024 at 3:54pm

If Johnny Wadd appears as his next user name, just remember he has an enormously long penis and would look great in SF t-shirt

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Exxotixjeff Saturday, 23 Nov 2024 at 4:03pm
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No worries, cheers, thought it might have been Eroticjeff

Ha sounds like you’re a local at sewerage outfall point.
Either that or you surf in speedos ,
Mr Abbot??
How funny would that be,
But don’t change your name or the other pseudonyms won’t have it .
And don’t get caught by the locals dropping a quick one in the impact zone.

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Supafreak Saturday, 23 Nov 2024 at 4:01pm

@seaslug , yes that t-shirt was a classic, I might get one made up in Bali , I know just the shop to do it .

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seaslug Saturday, 23 Nov 2024 at 4:05pm

Size L for me SF please

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seaslug Saturday, 23 Nov 2024 at 4:07pm

I am Eroticjeff, it's called Sewers. I see you in the line up on a daily basis, blind mullet look and then you just float by without saying a word

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andy-mac Saturday, 23 Nov 2024 at 4:07pm
indo-dreaming wrote:
Jelly Flater wrote:

“…from learning the history and following the war in Israel daily,”

- haha, the octogenarian gerbil has been following the war daily since 1948 ;)

-hahaha

… carry on ;)

There was a ceasefire before 7th October 2023

Hamas & Palestine Islamic Jihad broke it on the 7th October 2023

Hezbollah broke it on the 8th October 2023

It's not one long war, its a long list of seperate wars 90% of which arabs start and then lose and then claim to be victims and come begging for ceasefires or agreement's to end each war and then they dont abide by the condition's they agreed too anyway.

There was also a little thing called the Abraham Accord which basically implied the Palestinians do not exist....
Something was going to happen.

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Exxotixjeff Saturday, 23 Nov 2024 at 4:10pm
seaslug wrote:

If Johnny Wadd appears as his next user name, just remember he has an enormously long penis and would look great in SF t-shirt

Actually someone else made that email up, and admin gave me that username,
So I ll probably change it again much to your outrage.

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Jelly Flater Saturday, 23 Nov 2024 at 4:15pm

- gerbil news flash :

“It's not one long war…”

… of course, just like the war on ‘terror’ involving iraq, afghanistan, libya and syria etc are all just american cultural imprints that left stability, security and lasting peace ;)

$$$

… haha it’s all legit ;);)

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Jelly Flater Saturday, 23 Nov 2024 at 4:19pm

“There was also a little thing called the Abraham Accord which basically implied the Palestinians do not exist....
Something was going to happen.”

^ yep

… cherry picking ‘history buffs’ with a penchant for retribution and vengeance still gonna preach it all started Oct 7 ;)

- the gerbil bloodlust is strong haha

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seeds Saturday, 23 Nov 2024 at 4:48pm

Well that did it. I got my daily belly laugh from Swellnet.
EroticJeff whaahaa thanks gents.

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indo-dreaming Saturday, 23 Nov 2024 at 5:09pm
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indo-dreaming wrote:
Jelly Flater wrote:

“…from learning the history and following the war in Israel daily,”

- haha, the octogenarian gerbil has been following the war daily since 1948 ;)

-hahaha

… carry on ;)

There was a ceasefire before 7th October 2023

Hamas & Palestine Islamic Jihad broke it on the 7th October 2023

Hezbollah broke it on the 8th October 2023

It's not one long war, its a long list of seperate wars 90% of which arabs start and then lose and then claim to be victims and come begging for ceasefires or agreement's to end each war and then they dont abide by the condition's they agreed too anyway.

There was also a little thing called the Abraham Accord which basically implied the Palestinians do not exist....
Something was going to happen.

Im not sure how you come to that assumption on the Abraham accords?

And there is a little problem with this idea, and that's that Hamas & Hezbollah were preparing for a war with Israel for decades before the Abraham accords and been very open about wanting to destroy Israel or kill Jews, they didn't just start digging tunnels and building up on rockets in the last five plus years or so (or whenever Abraham accords were started)

Its always been an ideology of Islam, its written in the Koran, thats why Iran wants Israel gone and funds these terrorist/jihadist groups even though they are over a thousand kilometers away.

But yes all terrorist group's and Iran wanted to try to prevent continuation of the development of Abraham accord's and any Arab/Islamic normalization with Israel

Actually some say the Abraham accord's would have helped get a two state solution happen, id have to go back and re look at it all, but i believe Saudi Arbia's conditions was a two state solution as was the Trump administrations plans.

Although admittedly it wouldn't be what the so called Palestinians wanted, more just keeping what they have now in Judea/Samaria(west bank)

7th October has ensured they never get what they want though a two state solution will never include all areas of Judea/Samaria as it would be suicide for Israel much of this area is highland that looks directly over Tel Aviv and much of Israel, perfect to launch attacks on Israel from. (then there is also the 30,000 Jewish antiquity sites including burial tombs etc that would be destroyed if Palestine gained control, not to mention how would Jews get access to important sites like the Cave of the patriarchs in Hrebron the second most important site to Jews)

The same goes for Southern Lebanon, it over looks Israel hence why the removal of Hezbollah from the south areas to Litani river is so important.

Anybody that thinks that after a two state solution, the Arabs/Palestinians would stop attacking Israel is delusional , they will never be happy until every Jew is killed and Israel destroyed.

BTW. If Palestinians had actually been smart after 2005 when Israel gave them Gaza they would have shown that they wanted peace and not attacked Israel and actually created a vibrant little state, this would have given them far far more chance of getting a two state solution because Israel would be reassured that their safety wasn't at risk.

Although it already happened anyway Jordan was created out of 77% of Palestine, way back in 1945 (or earlier as trans Jordan)

Personally I cant even see Gaza getting back full independence, as Israel is going to have to ensure some military presence especially in regard to the Philadelphia corridor to ensure that tunnels dont get rebuilt and rockets dont get restocked etc.

And any ceasefire deals with Hezbollah are going to have to include clauses (as recently been talked about) of Israel being able to go back in, if Hezbollah move back into the area, (you sure cant trust UNIFIL to do this they are completely useless even allowing Hezbollah to build tunnels and fire rockets 50 metres from them)

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tubeshooter Saturday, 23 Nov 2024 at 5:17pm
seeds wrote:

Well that did it. I got my daily belly laugh from Swellnet.
EroticJeff whaahaa thanks gents.

There's gold in these hills I tells ya. ;)

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seeds Saturday, 23 Nov 2024 at 6:50pm

Hah yeah. Like real gold prospecting you gotta be patient. But you find something amongst the rubble eventually.
I laugh at some simple shit sometimes/all times.
It literally had me snorting laughing with a bit of teary eyed action. Good stuff.

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Exxotixjeff Saturday, 23 Nov 2024 at 7:32pm
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I am Eroticjeff, it's called Sewers. I see you in the line up on a daily basis, blind mullet look and then you just float by without saying a word

I wouldn’t be surfing anywhere called sewers ,
Ah you’re the dude who drops in on the huge SUP , and goes about 2 kms per hour, wearing speedos ,
No wonder I didn’t want to talk to you.

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seeds Saturday, 23 Nov 2024 at 7:35pm

I was picturing you in leopard print speedos on your onlyfans Jeff!

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AlfredWallace Saturday, 23 Nov 2024 at 7:46pm
seeds wrote:

I was picturing you in leopard print speedos on your onlyfans Jeff!

Ease up there fella, oh, yuck, just eaten , just the thought of that image makes me feel queasy.

Hope you’re well . AW